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Gay men are bitter because

they don't have children around to brighten their lives.

I read that somewhere!

by Anonymousreply 2202/05/2013

That's the thing I love most about being gay.

by Anonymousreply 102/04/2013

And yet, over half of kids these days are living in broken households because straight couples have separated. In fact it's well over half, and around 60%.

by Anonymousreply 202/04/2013

OP, that's simply not true. Look at Michael Jackson.

by Anonymousreply 302/04/2013

The longer I live, and watch how it worked out for my siblings, former classmates, and friends, the happier I am that I don't have children. Nor do I have to pay for their drug rehab, lawyers, expenses while they are in prison, child support payments, funerals, etc. Come to think of it, my elderly next door neighbor has already brought up her own children, although obviously not very well, then several of her grandchildren, and now at 77 years of age, she is caring for a great grandson and paying lots of expense for the burden. I'm well off to be childless.

by Anonymousreply 402/04/2013

children are only cool when they're children. afterwards they hate you for being bad parents and you hate them for being failures.

by Anonymousreply 502/05/2013

I teach little children and am gay, so do I count?

by Anonymousreply 602/05/2013

Because they love lemonade!

by Anonymousreply 702/05/2013

Absolutely untrue!

by Anonymousreply 802/05/2013

Whoever said that has to be a hausfrau. That's the frau mentality what we loathe here on the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2013

Too much Angostura in their Manhattans.

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2013

more bitter lemon in their whisky sours.

by Anonymousreply 1102/05/2013

um...no

by Anonymousreply 1202/05/2013

You light up my life, you give me hope to carry on. You brighten my days and fill my nights with song...

by Anonymousreply 1302/05/2013

Straight people are bitter because they are ruled by their children. So they have to come to DL,and try to stir-up shit. If more people chose not to have children the world would be a MUCH better place! Fuck off! Kisses!

by Anonymousreply 1402/05/2013

Oh you mistake witty and call it bitter.

by Anonymousreply 1602/05/2013

You think I'm bitter now?

You should see me around children.

by Anonymousreply 1702/05/2013

Gay men are bitter because they don't have tits and a pussy.

Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 1802/05/2013

Judy died before they could see her at Carnegie Hall...

by Anonymousreply 1902/05/2013

R18, maybe you haven't noticed, but everybody has tits.

by Anonymousreply 2002/05/2013

Right r20, and a good set of pecs is as much of a turn-on as any set of boobs.

by Anonymousreply 2102/05/2013

Having a baby is the ultimate selfish act.

by Anonymousreply 2202/05/2013
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