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What TV character are you?

We have a lot of personalities here...if you had to describe yourself by using a TV character, who would it be?

And yes, it can be from any era (at the great sorrow of those who will complain about eldergays).

by Anonymousreply 11902/25/2013

I'm Julia Sugarbaker.

I love to read people and tell them to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey!

by Anonymousreply 102/03/2013

Gary the Snail

by Anonymousreply 202/03/2013

Dexter

by Anonymousreply 302/03/2013

Thanks for reminding us about those eldergays, OP.

Any character after 1990.

by Anonymousreply 402/03/2013

I'm a pastiche of every single small screen Sally Field character: the insouciant charm of a motherless surfer girl, the religious humor of a soaring nun, the matriarchal glue that holds a Pasadena family together.

But with more gravitas and global appeal befitting a Movie Star and gay icon.

by Anonymousreply 502/03/2013

Daffy Duck

by Anonymousreply 602/03/2013

Dorothy Zbornak In a world full of Blanche Devereauxs.

by Anonymousreply 702/03/2013

Snookie.

by Anonymousreply 802/03/2013

Cliff Claven

by Anonymousreply 902/03/2013

A couple people at work have told me that I'm like that gay character on Happy Endings, because I'm masculine say dude a lot and I'm obsessed with sports (watching Superbowl right now).

The thing is I've never seen the show, it seems way too femine for my tastes. So I have no idea what character they're talking about.

by Anonymousreply 1002/03/2013

Dick Van Dyke, from the show of the same, with a crack pipe in both hands.

by Anonymousreply 1102/03/2013

Rhoda Morgenstern here. On a bad day, Taffy Davenport.

by Anonymousreply 1202/03/2013

I'm Roseanne Connor, but more extroverted and outspoken.

by Anonymousreply 1302/03/2013

Betty Draper. Only slightly less emotional than she is.

by Anonymousreply 1402/03/2013

R12 May I beat you with a car aerial? LOL

by Anonymousreply 1502/03/2013

Sabrina Duncan.

by Anonymousreply 1602/03/2013

Brick from "The Middle."

by Anonymousreply 1702/03/2013

In my younger days, Darin Stevens (ad exec with a magical relationship) these days Uncle Joe from Petticoat Junction

by Anonymousreply 1802/03/2013

Brian Kinney. Fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 1902/03/2013

Constance Langdon, you stupid son-of-a-bitches.

by Anonymousreply 2002/03/2013

God help me a gay Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 2102/03/2013

I am Mrs. Norman Maine!

by Anonymousreply 2202/03/2013

I'm Doctor Weaver from "ER".

I'd rather be Joan Collins on "Dynasty", but I am what I am.

by Anonymousreply 2302/03/2013

I'm Laura Avery Sumner from Knots Landing.

by Anonymousreply 2502/03/2013

Liz Lemon

by Anonymousreply 2602/03/2013

Daria or one of the PowerPuff Girls

by Anonymousreply 2702/03/2013

The robot from Lost in Space...

by Anonymousreply 2802/03/2013

R23. I went to college with Doctor Weaver (Laura Inness). Trust me--you don't want to be her. Huge bitch.

by Anonymousreply 2902/03/2013

I am Uncle Fester......Only not as good looking

by Anonymousreply 3002/03/2013

R10, he's the guy everyone knows is gay and he's not overly masculine so you're not missing much. He also sings in a group that adores Madonna so he's also not very much like you. Unless all your friends really think you're a flaming boy and that's why they think of you.

by Anonymousreply 3102/03/2013

Liz Lemon, with better style.

by Anonymousreply 3202/03/2013

R5 Do you also have ESP and fuck John Davidson?

by Anonymousreply 3302/03/2013

I'm kind of a mix between Spongebob Squarepants and Dana Scully.

by Anonymousreply 3402/03/2013

Betty Rubble

by Anonymousreply 3502/03/2013

Jenna Maroney and proud of it!

by Anonymousreply 3602/03/2013

Christine Cagney, Dana Scully, and Chandler from Friends.

by Anonymousreply 3702/03/2013

I'm a female Nate Fisher

by Anonymousreply 3802/04/2013

A cross between Todd Manning (without the psychopathy) and Brenda from SFU

by Anonymousreply 3902/04/2013

Excuse me, but this is DataLounge. The only believable replies to this thread are either "Eric Cartman" or "Gladys Kravitz"

by Anonymousreply 4002/04/2013

2 parts Daenerys Targaryen, 1 part Gladys Kravitz and a splash of Trixie Norton.

by Anonymousreply 4102/04/2013

Endora, Maude, and Dorothy Zbornak. Kudos to Bea Arthur for embodying two out of the three.

by Anonymousreply 4202/04/2013

Uncle Arthur.

by Anonymousreply 4302/04/2013

I'm a cross between "Xander" from Buffy, and "Ted" from Queer and Folk.

Maybe a little Leonard from "Bing Bang Theory" thrown in.

And as much as I hate to admit it, an awful lot of "Sheldon" from Big Bang theory.

by Anonymousreply 4402/04/2013

Screech.

by Anonymousreply 4502/04/2013

Cersei Lannister here.

by Anonymousreply 4602/04/2013

victor kiriakis.

by Anonymousreply 4702/04/2013

Mostly Chandler Bing with a little NICER Jerry Seinfeld. Smart ass and an eye roller.

by Anonymousreply 4802/04/2013

Sometimes, The Professor...sometimes, Gilligan..

by Anonymousreply 4902/04/2013

Jerry Seinfeld, I can be funny, nothing ever rattles me, and I'm unbelievably lucky. My mother was George Costanza. She had his rage, even had his unrelenting NY accent.

by Anonymousreply 5002/04/2013

Joan Holloway.

Which is sad. Because as much as I love Joan, she is fundamentally a tragic character.

by Anonymousreply 5102/04/2013

Mr. Ed with a little bit of My Mother The Car thrown in.

by Anonymousreply 5202/04/2013

Grizzly Adams with Mrs. Garrett highlights

by Anonymousreply 5302/04/2013

Ricky Ricardo, only my eyes don't bulge.

by Anonymousreply 5402/04/2013

Erica Kane Martin Brent Cudahy Chandler Montgomery Montgomery Chandler Marick Marick Montgomery

by Anonymousreply 5502/04/2013

I'm one third Lucy, one third Diane Chambers and one third Sheldon Cooper. Hot mess doesn't begin to describe me.

by Anonymousreply 5602/04/2013

I love r5.

by Anonymousreply 5702/04/2013

I'm the Mary!

by Anonymousreply 5802/04/2013

Remember that very special Dexter/Big Bang crossover episode?

I'm the man-baby of Dexter Morgan and Dr Sheldon Cooper but trained to do the West Wing/Gilmore Girls fast walk-and-talk.

by Anonymousreply 5902/04/2013

Roger smith

by Anonymousreply 6002/04/2013

Rebecca De Mornay in the Hand that rocks the cradle. I have alot of hatred towards people who have wronged me and I am currently plotting their demise. Sometimes I'll just follow one of them around (in disguise of course) and imagine how amazing it would be to grease the brakes on their car.

by Anonymousreply 6102/04/2013

The Hand that Rocks the Cradle was a movie, not a TV show.

by Anonymousreply 6202/04/2013

My nickname in high school was Daria but I've also been likened to Jaye from Wonderfalls. So yeah, I'm a little cynical.

by Anonymousreply 6302/04/2013

Sybil.

by Anonymousreply 6402/04/2013

"I am [italic]so[/italic] cuter. It's like common knowledge Romy... Everybody thinks so.

I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda"

by Anonymousreply 6502/04/2013

A less handsome Fred Mertz

by Anonymousreply 6602/04/2013

A lot Liz Lemon, a little bit Elaine Benes and a medium amount of Blaire Waldorf.

by Anonymousreply 6702/04/2013

A gay Joey Tribiani

by Anonymousreply 6802/04/2013

Bones.

by Anonymousreply 6902/04/2013

I have been told Butters from South Park and Marcy from peanuts

by Anonymousreply 7002/04/2013

Aunt Clara thru and thru (even my partner tells me that)!

by Anonymousreply 7102/04/2013

R63 Love me some Jaye!

I think I have some Karen Tyler in me as well!

by Anonymousreply 7202/05/2013

Mother Jefferson

by Anonymousreply 7302/05/2013

A cross between Suzanne Sugarbaker (I am an ex title holder) and Carrie Bradshaw -- I used to write a sex column.

by Anonymousreply 7402/05/2013

Shirley from What's Happening.

by Anonymousreply 7502/05/2013

Mama of "Mama's Family"

by Anonymousreply 7602/05/2013

I'm Get Christie Love

by Anonymousreply 7702/06/2013

Carrie on Homeland

by Anonymousreply 7802/06/2013

I'm Squidward (from Sponge-Bob Square-Pants) crossed with Sheldon (from Big Bang Theory).

No, I don't have a lot of friends.

by Anonymousreply 7902/06/2013

Iola Boylan

by Anonymousreply 8002/06/2013

Aunt Bea

by Anonymousreply 8102/06/2013

I'm a mix of Niles Crane, Will Truman, and Chandler Bing.

by Anonymousreply 8202/06/2013

Rhoda.

by Anonymousreply 8302/06/2013

Mainly Lovey Thurston-Howell, with a little Emma Peel when annoyed.

by Anonymousreply 8402/06/2013

I am Chuck Cunningham.

For real!

by Anonymousreply 8502/06/2013

Jill Munroe Private Detective

by Anonymousreply 8602/07/2013

Karen Walker with less money but still a fat, rich husband

by Anonymousreply 8702/07/2013

Equal parts Suzanne Sugarbaker, Charlene Frazier, and Eunice Higgins.

I'm Suzanne because mostly I'm a vain, catty, self-absorbed, curvaceous beauty queen who generally does not much care for other women.

I'm Charlene because I'm a slightly naive Chatty Cathy doll that obsesses easily and can be endlessly and utterly fascinated by absolutely nothing, as Julia would say.

I'm Eunice because I have an often tumultuous relaionship with my mama, I feel things very deeply, which some people might call "dramatic", and I know how it is to be endlessly disappointed. I think maybe there's a little Eunice in all of us.

by Anonymousreply 8802/07/2013

R87, darling, I have tickets to see your one woman show in Melbourne (Australia) next week. I'm sure you'll knock all our socks off !!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8902/07/2013

P.S. please bring Megan with you. R89

by Anonymousreply 9002/07/2013

Monica - Friends

by Anonymousreply 9102/07/2013

Alice's Flo

by Anonymousreply 9202/07/2013

Mary Richards

by Anonymousreply 9302/07/2013

Maude Findlay. I offer unsolicited advice to friends, which often times backfires in my face, I'm overbearing, have no fashion sense, and I wear a lot of full length tunics and cowls. I also find the opportunity to sing an old standard in every other episode and hurl an insult while swigging a champagne cocktail and popping a Miltown.

by Anonymousreply 9402/07/2013

How come all these gay guys on here are comparing themselves to women?

You're men you should only compare yourselves to men.

by Anonymousreply 9502/07/2013

Buffy

by Anonymousreply 9602/07/2013

[R95]= Richard Simmons

by Anonymousreply 9702/23/2013

Zelda Spellman

by Anonymousreply 9802/23/2013

Carmela Soprano

by Anonymousreply 9902/23/2013

E*dergay thread!

by Anonymousreply 10002/23/2013

Richard Cypher.

by Anonymousreply 10102/23/2013

McMurphy from China Beach.

by Anonymousreply 10202/23/2013

R95, because there are too many Liz Lemon types who enjoy the pointless bitchery displayed on this public message board

by Anonymousreply 10302/23/2013

Olivia Pope, for sure!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10402/23/2013

The robot from Star Trek: " What is it to be human, to know love?"

by Anonymousreply 10502/23/2013

James Evans

by Anonymousreply 10602/23/2013

Lorelai Gilmore, add some lez and subtract the kid.

by Anonymousreply 10702/23/2013

Brian Krakow

by Anonymousreply 10802/23/2013

Barney Miller, observing those around me with a sense of bemusement and despair.

by Anonymousreply 10902/23/2013

Bree (DH)

by Anonymousreply 11002/23/2013

Charles Nelson Reilly brain in the body of Jon Erik Hexum ..only gayer.

by Anonymousreply 11102/23/2013

Frasier Crane, I regret to say.

by Anonymousreply 11202/23/2013

I want to meet (R111) because that is a fantasy combo for me! HOT!

I'm going with Don Hollinger, myself. Writer married to an actor and put up with a lot of shit because he's cute.

by Anonymousreply 11302/23/2013

Emily Gilmore in the making, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 11402/23/2013

Equal parts Maude Findlay, Karen Walker and Thelma Harper.

by Anonymousreply 11502/23/2013

The one I've been compared to most often is Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. Cross that with a bit of Darlene from Roseanne and Cassie form Skins.

by Anonymousreply 11602/23/2013

I like to imagine most of the wittier DLers to be like the love children Of Beverley Leslie and Mrs. Helen Roper.

by Anonymousreply 11702/23/2013

At one point I was Darin Stevens. Later Dr Johnny Feber the Less Nesman. Now no tv characters are witen as low as I have gotten.

by Anonymousreply 11802/24/2013

Newman on Seinfeld

by Anonymousreply 11902/25/2013
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