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The Official Super Bowl Thread

For those of us butch gays who like to call each other bro and be all masculine acting in our fabulous caftans.

Jhud just sang. Great voice, but that skirt? and hair? Just no.

I mean, just no, bro

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45702/04/2013

I think Alicia added some words to the National Anthem.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 202/03/2013

Those earrings were Fabulous!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 402/03/2013

Go NINERS

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 502/03/2013

JHud sounded fabulous!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 702/03/2013

Can you imagine the conservative outrage if there was an all-black choir?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 902/03/2013

Alicia sounded terrible.

Jhud was in terrific voice though. I bet Beyonce is pissed.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1002/03/2013

Alicia oversang

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1102/03/2013

Hyundai should have done better commercials for all the money they are sinking in this thing. Dull Dull Dull

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1202/03/2013

Was the coin toss heads or tails? Do i get a shitty Papa Johns pizza or what?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1302/03/2013

Paul McCartney is here in the stands somewhere. He was riding a bike around in the French Quarter today.

OP, you forgot Guy. My sister's boyfriend and his brother call each other Guy.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1402/03/2013

Alicia was good, but not as great as Jennifer Hudson.

Go Ravens!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1502/03/2013

Who is the surprise performer during the Beyonce Half-time show?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1602/03/2013

Are you sure you guys are masculine?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1702/03/2013

Aaliyah - it'll make super bowl history!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1802/03/2013

Touchdown!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 1902/03/2013

[quote]Are you sure you guys are masculine?

Oh guuuurrl. We are fierce butch bros!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2002/03/2013

These commercials suck.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2102/03/2013

Ravens quarterback is Gorgeous!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2202/03/2013

Go daddy commercial made me want to rip out my eyes with my bare hands.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2302/03/2013

Fight!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2402/03/2013

Go Ravens !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2502/03/2013

Cool thread, Chief.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2602/03/2013

GO RAVENS! Touchdown!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2702/03/2013

Lame commercials so far.

Doritos was especially lame.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2802/03/2013

Raven defense very strong so far.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 2902/03/2013

I'm tired of these commercials with douchey white boys causing trouble. The guy who kissed the girl who was taken at prom needs to be castrated.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3002/03/2013

Loved the big Bang Commercial!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3102/03/2013

I wish they would just play the National Anthem instead of having singers try to give it some half-assed arrangement and singing it wrong.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3202/03/2013

Actually, it's the only one I liked so far, R30 :)

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3302/03/2013

I thought the goat in the Doritos commercial was hilarious. The Go Daddy commercial was gross.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3402/03/2013

Does Flacco have a porn 'stache this year?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3502/03/2013

Commercials haven't been that great in years. They used to be the highlight of this overhyped, violent mess.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3602/03/2013

r32 this would have been the year to just broadcast the Nippy Houston version. Wouldnt have been a dry eye in the bowl!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3702/03/2013

San Francisco wins the battle of who has the hotter QB!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3802/03/2013

Alicia, the anthem wasn't in your jandra. And "pitchy" doesn't even begin to describe it. Coke break!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 3902/03/2013

Lin-Manuel Miranda ‏@Lin_Manuel

Ray Lewis' intensity during a football game is like Raul Esparza singing Being Alive for 3 hours.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4002/03/2013

Flacco's clean-shaven, R35. No QB 'staches this year.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4102/03/2013

I wish he were turgidO instead of flaccO

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4302/03/2013

"jandra?" "JANDRA?" Did you possibly mean "genre?"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4402/03/2013

Alicia was better when she used to be a bull dyke.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4502/03/2013

THAT'S SO RAVENS

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4602/03/2013

44 just stumbled in from IVillage. jandra has been around here as long as american idol. try to keep up, dear.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4702/03/2013

You don't read the American Idol threads, do you R44.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4802/03/2013

Does this Superball have anything to with Drew Brees' butt?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 4902/03/2013

[quote]Ravens quarterback is Gorgeous!

You're goddamn right he is!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5002/03/2013

Ray Lewis was starting with the waterworks during America the Beautiful. At that rate he'll be blind by the fourth quarter.

I'm an NFC fan, but DAMN I'm gonna miss Ray Fucking Lewis. Ed Reed, PLEASE do not retire yet!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5102/03/2013

Calvin Klein ad - w00t!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5202/03/2013

Calvin Klein, holy shit!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5302/03/2013

Calvin Klein commercial - score. I just spotted on the divan.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5402/03/2013

R42 is prejudiced.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5502/03/2013

Is Arthur Jones on the Ravens actually Shirley Hemphill from What's Happening?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5602/03/2013

So the message of that commercial is eating Doritos will turn hetero men into HAPPY transvestites in front of their children? WTF?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5702/03/2013

R46 - i love you!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5802/03/2013

I need to buy some Calvin Klein underwear all of the sudden.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 5902/03/2013

I took it to mean that Doritos rock. And that those guys were cool.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6102/03/2013

[quote]San Francisco wins the battle of who has the hotter QB!

Not with those ugly tats.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6202/03/2013

"A nice gain of about 8"

Tell me this narration isn't gay!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6302/03/2013

No, R57. Hetmen will do anything for those stinky Doritos.

Because they're THAT good.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6402/03/2013

Calvin Klein commercial is the best one so far.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6502/03/2013

Horribly anti-gay commercial.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6602/03/2013

Touchdown!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6702/03/2013

I heard Beyonce's first single is a duet with Gaga so maybe she is there. I'd imagine she'd have Prince or Stevie as a surprise legend.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6802/03/2013

Go Baltimore!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 6902/03/2013

Was that grannie Madonna on her walker hobbling onto the field to get a good seat for Beyonce's halftime show?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7002/03/2013

Food for thought, from George Orwell's 'The Sporting Spirit':

[quote]Instead of blah-blahing about the clean, healthy rivalry of the football field and the great part played by the Olympic Games in bringing the nations together, it is more useful to inquire how and why this modern cult of sport arose. Most of the games we now play are of ancient origin, but sport does not seem to have been taken very seriously between Roman times and the nineteenth century. Even in the English public schools the games cult did not start till the later part of the last century. Dr Arnold, generally regarded as the founder of the modern public school, looked on games as simply a waste of time. Then, chiefly in England and the United States, games were built up into a heavily-financed activity, capable of attracting vast crowds and rousing savage passions, and the infection spread from country to country. It is the most violently combative sports, football and boxing, that have spread the widest. There cannot be much doubt that the whole thing is bound up with the rise of nationalism--that is, with the lunatic modern habit of identifying oneself with large power units and seeing everything in terms of competitive prestige. [/quote]

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7102/03/2013

I'm hosting a Super Bowl hot husband suck-off. Getting face-fucked by hot married buds during the commercials. Noyce!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7202/03/2013

YES! Young Blue Eyes is *shredding* it!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7302/03/2013

How come Flacco is so good looking? Love the name!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7402/03/2013

My bros, my dudes, my peeps. I never thought I'd be into Hockey, but here I am.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7502/03/2013

Fuck! They are going to start setting fires to the Muni buses in SF tonight!

Just don't fuck with the trains!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7602/03/2013

Is Stevie Wonder the new Geoffrey Holder?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7702/03/2013

I've been watching the game for over an hour and have yet to seen Raven Symone.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7802/03/2013

Great Bud commercial!

Stevie Wonder was great.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 7902/03/2013

PITTA TOUCHDOWN!! GO RAVENS!!!

By the way, thems some childbearin' hips on Pitta...

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8002/03/2013

FINALLY, a clever Hyundai commercial

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8102/03/2013

Nice New Orleans tribute Bud Light. Best so far.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8202/03/2013

Fight! Fight!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8302/03/2013

Fight!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8402/03/2013

My homeboy Ed REED!!!!! INTERCEPTION!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8602/03/2013

Why hasn't Beyonce performed yet?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8702/03/2013

Kaepernick falling apart.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8802/03/2013

YO BUZZ! WATCH THAT DUDE, HOMES!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 8902/03/2013

Good, R88. He's been much too cocky for a guy with 10 career starts. He'll be back in the big game one day soon, but for this fan, today should belong to the Ravens.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9002/03/2013

I cant watch has anyone made a homerun yet

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9102/03/2013

Who is the surprise guest during the Beyonce show? Anyone know yet??

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9202/03/2013

I'm putting Dawson and his slutty weekends to shame. Just guzzled my fifth nut of the Bowl -- a hot suburban soccer dad. It's not even half time yet.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9302/03/2013

The Raven guys have nice shapely legs unearth their ballet tights.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9402/03/2013

This white guy speaking rasta makes me wet

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9502/03/2013

Is the Superb Owl exciting this year?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9602/03/2013

I did love hat VW commercial.

Turn that frown, upside down, man.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9702/03/2013

Cue racist vow ad.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9802/03/2013

The Ravens have gotta win, I know Flacco can do it, I'm not a big Ravens fan but here's the thing

I'm a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, they have 5 rings and they're tied with the 49ers for most superbowls for an NFC team. If the 49ers win that stupid ass team, which I kinda liked when I was a kid in the 90s and Steve Young played for them, will untie the Cowboys as the NFC team with most SuperBowl wins.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 9902/03/2013

The 49ers QB is a hottie. Ill take him since you eldergays dont like tats!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10002/03/2013

The Coke Chase! The Hotness!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10102/03/2013

R100 Flacco the Ravens QB ain't bad looking either.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10202/03/2013

Have him.

Right there with you, R99.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10302/03/2013

Kaepernicks tats are bible verses for you ungodly gay tat lovers.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10402/03/2013

Did anyone just see the 49ers kicker wipe his hands over his bountiful bubble butt--twice?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10502/03/2013

Score?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10602/03/2013

Kapernickus is fucking this up big time

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10702/03/2013

Who gives a fuck what they say?

They still make him look like an asshole. Or maybe it's just his attitude?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10802/03/2013

[quote]Kaepernicks tats are bible verses for you ungodly gay tat lovers

Well we all know what that means. I swear he just pursed his lips ever so slightly on the sidelines!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 10902/03/2013

Ok last two were cute

Taco Bell and Sketchers

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11002/03/2013

Touchdown!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11102/03/2013

Uh oh

I can smell the flames from The Mission from here

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11202/03/2013

Miss Jones just served up some disco floor realness

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11302/03/2013

Where is Dan Marino?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11402/03/2013

Jacobi Jones! Whoa!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11502/03/2013

Why have real girls in the Priscilla bus, Coke? Bah.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11602/03/2013

Game over.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11702/03/2013

You know who's enjoying this: Alex Smith

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11802/03/2013

Damn. I don't like the Ravens particularly, but they are definitely bringing it today.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 11902/03/2013

Rape my pussy, Ravens!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12002/03/2013

That douche Culliver just got burned for the TD. Hee hee.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12102/03/2013

R118, finally, a name I recognize: Alexis Smith.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12302/03/2013

Oh Grace, you know I don't follow the volleyball.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12402/03/2013

[quote]When's that ape going on stage?

Now Now - there's no need for racism.

Let's call her the 8th grade drop-out, pillow baby carrying, empty eyed, marginally talented, lip synching twat.

Isn't that better?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12502/03/2013

Beyonce coming up...OMG!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12602/03/2013

Yes, it is R125.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12702/03/2013

OMG OMG

Under the dome!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12802/03/2013

If the Niners lose, the biggest loser is Nate Silver. I think he ought to stick to political predictions.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 12902/03/2013

Oh my GAWD!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13002/03/2013

under the dome is a new series pilot.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13102/03/2013

BEYONCE!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13202/03/2013

I think she should have lip-synched.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13302/03/2013

Smart girl. She hasn't actually had to sing.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13402/03/2013

All flash, no substance.

Zzzzzz

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13502/03/2013

Good Lord, Beyonce's legs are fat and thick like tree trunks.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13602/03/2013

I am a gay man and I have to say Beyoncé's outfit is way to provocative for a family program.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13702/03/2013

r138 are you F#cking kidding me? Fat Really? No wonder most gay men look like holocaust survivors. Running and shrieking at the sound of a carb.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 13902/03/2013

Beyond me can't dance for shit. Just stands in one place and clod hops. The only good song is the Destiny Child song. Kelly is sexier and can really sing. This is such a bore. Pepsi doesn't need to shoot a commercial. The can just use this crap.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14002/03/2013

She should have had Timberlake do her backup dancing for Single Ladies

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14102/03/2013

Has she actually sung anything?

Just saying inanities into a hot microphone!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14202/03/2013

[quote]I am a gay man and I have to say Beyoncé's outfit is way to provocative for a family program.

I know, right?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14302/03/2013

I love r125.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14402/03/2013

I still DON'T think she is singing live. She'd be out of breath by now with all that gyrating around.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14502/03/2013

This is a really good halftime show.

Certainly blows away the subpar spectacular from last year.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14602/03/2013

I'm underwhelmed and confused by the production. Massive fehl. Did Judy Garland ever do a halftime show?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14702/03/2013

Is she lip syncing again? It sure looks like it.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14802/03/2013

Lousy sound.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 14902/03/2013

She barely sang anything. She clodhopped around the stage and then talked a few lines.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15002/03/2013

I thought it was a terrific show, though it did look lip-synched.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15102/03/2013

So what are the points for each?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15202/03/2013

Madonna did it better last year.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15302/03/2013

"Thank Ya! Thank Ya very much!"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15402/03/2013

Oprah illuminati message!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15502/03/2013

Madonna's show was way better and I write this as someone who knows she should have hung it up before her last year's show.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15602/03/2013

No one is ever satisfied with the halftime show unless it's some white nostalgia act cranking out hits from thirty years ago.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15702/03/2013

Face it...all gay men want to be beyonce! You're all celos.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15802/03/2013

"Did Judy Garland ever do a halftime show?"

No, but didn't she open Astrodome in Texas and her opening Act was the Supremes!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 15902/03/2013

Can we get back to the game now. I hate half-time. I'm not even watching it.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16002/03/2013

Beyoncé's act was all over the place and it had no proper flow.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16102/03/2013

The mic is hot so she can grunt and give the appearance that shes really singing but theres a track playing of her voice.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16202/03/2013

The beginning of Halo looked lipsynced.

Too much dancing and not enough singing.

At least Madonna kept her songs mostly instact.

The mics for the other Destiny ladies were turned down. Beyonce! You're so clever! Don't want those ladies upstaging you, right?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16302/03/2013

Beyonce's performance gave a whole new meaning to the word SLUTTY.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16402/03/2013

Out of Madonna and Beyonce, neither one of those bitches' shows could hold a candle to Janet's 2004 SB performance--tit or no tit.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16502/03/2013

That was a truly, truly awful, boring, lame, un-spectacular, halftime ever!!

Was that supposed to be her profile? How full-of-yourself do you have to be? The mind boggles.

MASSIVE FAIL.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16602/03/2013

DL must stand for DeLusional. Beyonce killed it. Best halftime show since Prince.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16702/03/2013

[quote]No one is ever satisfied with the halftime show unless it's some white nostalgia act cranking out hits from thirty years ago.

That's because the hits from thirty years ago >>>>>> hits of today.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16802/03/2013

Beyonce looked more like a plus-size model than a sex symbol. She looked like a horse counting with its leg rather than any actual dancing. The whole thing was low-class.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 16902/03/2013

The only song I liked was "Single Ladies". Why didn't Beyonce sing more hit songs with Destiny's Child? Though, not a bad show. I'm still not sure if Beyonce was live or not.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17002/03/2013

Geez Beyonce's show was too chopped up. I'm tired of these chopped up melodies.

It was pretty - but it had no flow.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17102/03/2013

She did a better job than Vadge who just looked silly and sad what with all the cheerleaders and her crotch shots. That said, I was still unimpressed.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17202/03/2013

Madonna needed a thousand dancers to mask the fact that she can't bring it anymore. Not to mention that wretched new song that tanked.

Beyonce was much better. But I can understand if you're a lot older and thinking the latter.

I'm also glad they ditched the nostalgia acts and went with the current.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17302/03/2013

That was a great half time production.Look at the twitter trends.... she's getting positive marks.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17402/03/2013

Who has claimed the most points?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17502/03/2013

Exactly, r161.

Whoever produced Madonna's show last year did a much better job. If you recall, Madonna came out an homage to Elizabeth Taylor's Cleopatra entering Rome.

What that lacked in originality was redeemed by its wit.

This Beyonce performance was all over the place with nowhere to go.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17602/03/2013

Touchdown!! Unbelievable!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17702/03/2013

R157, Beyonce's shit is so dated that your point is proven wrong. She has as much savvy, current appeal and sense of contemporary music trends as a June Taylor dancer turning to striptease for extra cash.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17802/03/2013

Any nostalgia act would be better, R157.

At least they've been around to be remembered for 30 years!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 17902/03/2013

Is the crowd chanting the riff from Seven Nation Army or am I hearing things?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18002/03/2013

Shit games over

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18102/03/2013

Ok, game pretty much over-thinking about downloading gayby-any.good?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18202/03/2013

Yesh, Mama did open the Ashtrodome with Diana Rosh and the Shupremes. April 9, nineteen shixty five.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18402/03/2013

BRING BACK "UP WITH PEOPLE"!!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18502/03/2013

Homage to Rome.... at a super bowl.... lol

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18602/03/2013

Eh, not our night.

Next year!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18702/03/2013

Beyonce is obviously a better singer and dancer, but Madonna can put together a better spectacle. When she's done she sticks herself in the middle and all the great stuff around her makes her look better.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18802/03/2013

Chris Culliver is having the Super Bowl he so richly deserves.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 18902/03/2013

the Ravens are kicking ass!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19002/03/2013

I think Beyonce did a lovely job.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19102/03/2013

Is there a connection between Beyonce singing and this thing being over?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19202/03/2013

[quote]Is the crowd chanting the riff from Seven Nation Army or am I hearing things?

You don't know? That's our Ravens chant!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19302/03/2013

Oooh damn, Shirly Hemphill took down Kapernicus!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19402/03/2013

It would be a relief to know that this is over and we can go back to our own lives but the newspapers and the entertainment and talk shows will be all about Beyond Me and how she silenced her critics and killed it at the Superbowl. Not to mention, then they will tout her upcoming "documentary" on HBO, ad nauseum. So I guess our work is not done, my fellow truth sayers. Keep strong.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19502/03/2013

Madonna's half time show last year WAS THE MOST WATCHED TV SHOW IN US HISTORY.

She scored 3 million more viewers than the SuperBowl game itself.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19602/03/2013

Lights turned off? What happened??

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19702/03/2013

LOL, Ravens defender Vernon Davis picks off Kaepernick and does a mock biceps kiss Fuck You to the SF QB.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19802/03/2013

looks like lost all power.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 19902/03/2013

Did the lights just go out at the Superbowl.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20002/03/2013

I wouldn't be enjoying this had Chris Culliver and his teammates not opened their big mouths.

I live in SF, too.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20102/03/2013

I was trying to figure out what that was. A first.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20202/03/2013

WTF???

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20302/03/2013

Oops...

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20402/03/2013

"Homage to Rome.... at a super bowl.... lol"

Yes, r186 and as today's football is derivative of the games (carnage) that took place in the Roman Coliseum there was wit to it.

Word for word with r188. I'd add that her being younger than Madonna helps.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20502/03/2013

The big controversy here will be how boring that was.

At least with Vadge there was always the possibility she would flash her pussy at the camera.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20602/03/2013

SF home of the white gay male. Appropriate for an ass beating.

Bey had a theme. It was the love she has for her man, a celebration of romantic love between a man and a women. The perspective was from the female thus all women everything. The 'game' is all male celebration in unapologetic macho aggression.

Della missed it because it basically left you out.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20702/03/2013

Oh Christ. And things were going so well.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20802/03/2013

Hackers?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 20902/03/2013

Major embarrassment for the city of New Orleans.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21002/03/2013

The night the lights went out in...Er, mm, Loiusiana

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21102/03/2013

Betonce used up all the electricity!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21302/03/2013

Beyonce sucked out all the energy.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21402/03/2013

Fuck, if only this had happened during Beyonce's clod hopping act. It would have been hysterical to hear silence coming from that "live" mic.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21502/03/2013

Which one of the play-by-play staff plugged in the hair dryer?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21602/03/2013

Beyonce generated a power overload with that electrifying performance! New York Post. New York Daily News. Bumfucke Gazette, etc, etc.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21702/03/2013

Jeez. They'd better get the show running soon or the advertisers are going to get pissed off. The best commercials come before the half and by this point people are becoming restless and won't watch them anymore.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21802/03/2013

OMG, what happened to the power?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 21902/03/2013

This is Katrina's revenge.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22002/03/2013

The power is out. I blame Obama.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22102/03/2013

Who didn't pay the electricity bill?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22202/03/2013

Curse of the big easy!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22302/03/2013

The Big Easy! Chocolate City!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22402/03/2013

This is unprecedented, major power outage at the Superbowl.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22502/03/2013

Lights out.

I blame Beyonce. And Beyonce's hips.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22602/03/2013

This is the right moment for some Julia Sugarbaker.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22702/03/2013

Well New Orleans, thats the last superbowl you get for a long time.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22802/03/2013

Power outrage! Haha!

Beyonce must have used all that power, lol!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 22902/03/2013

I thought they were doing something artistic with the lights. I need this to wrap up soon so I can watch Downton Abbey.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23102/03/2013

Beyonce was able to command the stage by herself. Something Madonna failed to do in her show.

"Well produced" is not the same as "well peformed". And it was not even well produced. It was an overblown mess.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23202/03/2013

I'm so embarrassed.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23302/03/2013

It'll be too funny if they have to send everyone home...

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23502/03/2013

LOL, r229!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23602/03/2013

Somebody didn't pay their bounty.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23702/03/2013

So now we get even more inane comments for the sportscasters.

"Both coaches will try to deal with the situation as best they can."

"They are running on dangerous water"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23802/03/2013

Drew Brees' ass must have hit a transformer.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 23902/03/2013

This pretty much replicates the look of Super Bowl One.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24002/03/2013

[quote]Bey had a theme. It was the love she has for her man, a celebration of romantic love between a man and a women.

Beyonce's theme was shaking her ass while playing the camera like a street whore. Romantic love... Give me a break!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24102/03/2013

Jesus, is there anything more tedious than sportscasters having to vamp during some interruption of a game, Blah blah blah blah....

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24202/03/2013

Just heard it may take 15 or another 30 minutes to get full power.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24302/03/2013

Might as well enjoy more Brees ass.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24402/03/2013

CBS is shitting bricks.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24502/03/2013

And more Brees ass.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24602/03/2013

Do over!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24702/03/2013

I can only understand 1/3 of what the sportscasters are saying.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24802/03/2013

Bring Beyonce back out! She can entertain the crowd with an acoustic set! Since she's such a great live singer and all.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 24902/03/2013

This power outage better not help the 49ers.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25002/03/2013

LOL R207

The Madonna fanatics are clearly bitter over this. But the stupidity being spouted on this thread is laughable.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25102/03/2013

This is unreal!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25202/03/2013

"They rapin' babies in the bathrooms!!"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25302/03/2013

This'll give the older Ravens a chance to catch their breath before pounding the 49ers into gumbo file'.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25402/03/2013

So Entergy says it's a Dome issue. No problem with the power in.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25502/03/2013

R253 Wins!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25602/03/2013

Oh come on. You know very well New Orleans and San Fran in the house with all that male ass in tights too. The overload of static electric sissy swish is enough to surge mainland China much less a dome.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25702/03/2013

another 15 minutes :O. What kind of ghetto system is this?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25802/03/2013

R253, thanks for that! :-)

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 25902/03/2013

Kevin Spacey turned out the lights so that viewers could tune into his Netflix show: "House of Cards."

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26002/03/2013

[quote] Oh come on. You know very well New Orleans and San Fran in the house with all that male ass in tights too. The overload of static electric sissy swish is enough to surge mainland China much less a dome.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26102/03/2013

Y'all want me to call the illuminati folk? They could illuminate the place real quick I bet!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26202/03/2013

Ugh - I'm bored - can't stand listening to these newscasters tired cliches.

Fuck it - I'm changing the channel. Along with 60% of the audience.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26302/03/2013

You did a heckuva job, Beyonce.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26402/03/2013

We shut the lights off to get Goodell.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26502/03/2013

Will you hags tell me what knocked the power out? I'm not happy right now!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26602/03/2013

I love r249.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26702/03/2013

Here's what happened.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26802/03/2013

"Beyonce was able to command the stage by herself."

Are Kelly and Michelle really that forgettable? Ouch.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 26902/03/2013

is it still out????????

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27002/03/2013

CBS doesn't have a spot auction for ads during delays?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27202/03/2013

Time for Downton Abbey.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27302/03/2013

"the lights are coming back on and it's getting brighter and brighter". These sportscasters are morons.

Bring on naked yoga to keep them limber!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27402/03/2013

Extolling Madonna's wit is like extolling Kim Kardashian's virginity.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27502/03/2013

Brees will be on Craig Ferguson tonight, 10:35 p.m. central....

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27602/03/2013

This.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27702/03/2013

I'm not watching the game. I'm reading on here the power went out. How so? Are they still playing? This sounds like South Africa.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27802/03/2013

It was a great game for Raven's fans. Hope this didn't kill the momentum. Oh, wait. Beyonce did that with her performance. Never mind.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 27902/03/2013

Why don't they just go to commercial?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28002/03/2013

What happened??

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28102/03/2013

The power looks like it's on. How bright does it have to be?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28202/03/2013

Jesus Christ this is painful. As both a sports fan and Louisiana resident, I apologize to you non-fans. No one should have to listen to these CBS morons fill dead airtime.

But it could be worse. At least it's not Verne Lundquist in the booth.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28302/03/2013

This is bullshit, really.

How does this happen? They have game after game for the better part of 4 months at this place and nothing goes wrong.

It better not affect the Ravens at all.

John H. Is beyond pissed.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28402/03/2013

Don't fuck with us

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28602/03/2013

Apparently the teletype or some shit on the 49ers side was holding everything up.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28702/03/2013

R286 - since the power went out, shouldn't you be called the Un-Illuminati?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 28902/03/2013

And THAT, just so YOU know, and your children will SOMEDAY know, was the night, the lights, went out, at the SUPERDOME!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29002/03/2013

Aaron Schock ran to the mens room and squatted with his mouth open.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29102/03/2013

Oh, well, more Brees ass.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29202/03/2013

R288 is eighty years old.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29302/03/2013

Jesus, these Bud Light/New Orleans commercials are HORRIBLE.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29402/03/2013

The Brees poster is making me horny.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29502/03/2013

Well, they wanted a new Superdome, so this is working out quite well for them.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29602/03/2013

The dome wasn't ready for that jelly.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29702/03/2013

My cat vomited during Beyonce's performance.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29802/03/2013

"The Brees poster is making me horny."

Why, precisely, R295?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 29902/03/2013

The best currently-available recording of Sibelius' Second Symphony by far.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30002/03/2013

Tell me one little thing; if the half time show was so boring, why is it that this Super Bowl thread died once half time show was over?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30102/03/2013

Barbra Streisand's Yentl Super Bowl extravaganza was the all-time best, even if she did order that Mandy Patinkin and Amy Irving's microphones be turned down so low that you couldn't hear a note they sang.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30202/03/2013

Well bitches, I'm watching The Music Man on TCM instead of the game. How gay is that?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30302/03/2013

"The dome wasn't ready for that jelly."

What does that mean, R297?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30402/03/2013

Finally!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30502/03/2013

I'd like to be in a sandwich with these two coaching brothers.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30602/03/2013

All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies

Now put your hands up Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing Decided to dip and now you wanna trip 'Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me Don't pay him any attention Just cried my tears, for three good years Ya can't be mad at me

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it 'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans Acting up, drink in my cup I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention Don't pay him any attention 'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it 'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don't treat me to the things of the world I'm not that kind of girl Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a man that makes me, then takes me And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone

All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies, all the single ladies All the single ladies

Now put your hands up Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30702/03/2013

These are the worst Super Bowl commercials I've ever seen. Maybe companies don't see the point in shelling out for them anymore.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30802/03/2013

Lol, R268!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 30902/03/2013

Has anyone on here worked with her for any length of time? How is she, in terms of intelligence?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31002/03/2013

So when the lights went out did everyone have a Katrina flashback and start shitting in the stands?

Just wondering.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31102/03/2013

Yeah, the commercials are not all that.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31202/03/2013

Agreed, r308

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31302/03/2013

The SB Commercials thread is dead, that's how bad the ads are.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31402/03/2013

Della, for whom are you rooting?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31502/03/2013

KNOCK KNOCK SUCKA! DOWN YOU GO!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31602/03/2013

R311 I had flashbacks to reports of streams of piss in the mid-field and people deficating wherever.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31702/03/2013

R299/R304 is the clueless Sherri Shepherd.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31802/03/2013

Ruh-roh.

Ravens are playin' flat as a pancake.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 31902/03/2013

No 311, but all the white gay men dropped to their knees grabbing for the nearest dick to suck. Dark public places surrounded by grass and parking lots tend to remind them of dating gaydom style.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32002/03/2013

He'd wear her panties before he'd fold them for her.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32102/03/2013

The production values don't seem that much different from previous years. They just lack creativity and wit. Isn't the writing end usually the cheapest with production racking up most of the other costs?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32202/03/2013

r308 This may be the Super Bowl that finally kills the whole "Super Bowl commercials" hype--I hope.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32302/03/2013

Awwwww, the clydesdale commercial

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32402/03/2013

Fucking shit, wtf!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32502/03/2013

Oh, Christ on a crutch. I just teared up at a Budweiser commercial. The one with the horse with Stevie Nicks' "Landside" playing in the background.

I'm such a sap.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32602/03/2013

[quote]Awwwww, the clydesdale commercial

That reminded me of War Horse.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32702/03/2013

God I HATE Two Broke Girls.

We like the Bud Light commercials here in NOLA. And I like the Clydesdale reunion one.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32802/03/2013

It seemed like the power outage effected the Ravens or San Fran.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 32902/03/2013

The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33002/03/2013

.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33102/03/2013

They're playing in Louisiana, Vicki, you dumb twat.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33202/03/2013

Vomiting at this Dodge Ram ad with the Paul Harvey voiceover.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33302/03/2013

God made a farmer. BARF!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33402/03/2013

Hey Alex and Ani, if you're going to advertise during the Super Bowl, you might want to make sure your website can handle the additional traffic.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33502/03/2013

Mommie Dearest is about to start on Sundance, and at 11:00 p.m. Eastern My Fair Lady is on TCM. Bigfoot: The Definitive Guide is about to start on History 2.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33602/03/2013

Ravens, r315

The Packers embarrassed themselves when they lost to the Niners, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying the shallow satisfaction of seeing the them now lose.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33702/03/2013

What the fuck are Alex and Ani?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33802/03/2013

TOUCHDOWN 49ers!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 33902/03/2013

Hee!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34002/03/2013

Incredible amount of military propaganda and faux populism. I miss the days when the Super Bowl was just a bonanza of materialism.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34102/03/2013

Shit, this really is gonna come down to Akers.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34202/03/2013

Beyonce show might have been a factor in black-out!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34302/03/2013

Why are fathers in superbowl ads such assholes? The guy who cut off his kid by playing the song? Ew, I'd try to get my mom to divorce him.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34402/03/2013

Who should I be rooting for? I like underdogs.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34502/03/2013

Oh my God! somebody lost they head!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34602/03/2013

Okay, the Tide commercial was clever

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34702/03/2013

OK, that Tide commercial was awesome.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34802/03/2013

Jesus fucking Christ!!

What a load of bullshit! Who, or what caused the fucking power outage!!

This is beyond fucked up.

Talk about an asterisk beside this one.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 34902/03/2013

Win or lose, AWESOME comeback by the Niners!

Very proud, guys!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35002/03/2013

It was a great game, r350.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35102/03/2013

Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan looked like CRAP in the Samsung Galaxy commercial.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35202/03/2013

R352, I thought Paul looked hot!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35302/03/2013

Is this game never going to fucking end? I want me my Jonny Lee Miller.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35402/03/2013

Great game, Niners!

We'll get 'em next year!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35502/03/2013

Get SETH ROGEN OFF MY TELEVISION!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35602/03/2013

MARY!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35702/03/2013

Niners did well!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35802/03/2013

SETH GAINED WEIGHT.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 35902/03/2013

Still waiting for the big pro-gay marriage speech, Brendon!

I LOVE YOU!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36002/03/2013

This is the LONGEST 10 seconds I've ever seen.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36102/03/2013

Did the homophobes lose?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36202/03/2013

Will they burn down Baltimore tonight? What a trash-filled city.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36302/03/2013

Well, they deserve it. Great game thanks to the blackout.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36402/03/2013

Did Tom Brady win?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36502/03/2013

Oh good, a bunch of millionaires just won a prize!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36602/03/2013

FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36702/03/2013

"the blackout."

That's racist, R364.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36802/03/2013

Omg! Flacco just shouted, "Fucking Awesome!"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 36902/03/2013

Flacco dropped an F-bomb!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37002/03/2013

F#cking awesome just flew out over the air. They didn't say anything. Will the red staters freak out?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37102/03/2013

I can't stand these fucking announcers. Are they all this bad? This is the never ending game. Oh, thank God it is over. Congrats to Baltimore for hanging in.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37202/03/2013

OMG! Owner Steve and his head coach were, having a "moment" right on the field. I predict some enthusiastic sucking of cock later on tonight.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37302/03/2013

I'm seriously crying right now.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37402/03/2013

Things the camera caught at the end...

Why was the Owner of the Ravens making out with the headcoach?

Flacco high fiving a team mate and clearly saying "Fucking Awesome!"

It's nearly 11pm in New Orleans. That place is going to be a mess tonight.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37502/03/2013

So is CBS going to be fined for saying Fucking like they were fined for showing tit?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37602/03/2013

[quote]F#cking awesome just flew out over the air. They didn't say anything. Will the red staters freak out?

No, because a white man said it.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37702/03/2013

So glad the Ravens won! The 49ers didn't deserve it after all their homophobic remarks last week.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37802/03/2013

Oh my GAWD, Flacco just yelled FUCKING AWESOME! This will not end well.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 37902/03/2013

Attention 49ers

DO NOT FUCK WITH MY GAYS ANY MORE!

I will not tell you again

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38002/03/2013

R373, you should have seen the Ravens owner and Ray Lewis after the AFC Championship Game. They were all over each other, and were rubbing and hugging up all through the trophy presentation. YouTube it.

It was hot.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38102/03/2013

Come on, Brendon! Send the gays some LURRVVE, baby!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38202/03/2013

Hello Flacco.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38302/03/2013

Someone post a link when one's available about what R381 is talking about. I wanna see some of that.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38402/03/2013

San Fran lost because Chris Culliver tainted his team with his ant-gay bullsh*t.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38502/03/2013

I liked the Samsung ad. Is Shannon Sharpe an adult version of Mushmouth? Can anyone understand what he is saying?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38602/03/2013

We did that MOTHERFUCKERS! RAVENS WIN!! JOE FLACCO MVP!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38702/03/2013

Oh my! I wonder now much that model got paid to get tongue from that dork with rosacea?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38802/03/2013

r381 I saw it. The bastards censors cut away from them because it was so intimate looking, how Ray was holding him. They are definitely getting their freak on tonight!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 38902/03/2013

R377 Sad thing is that's the truth.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39002/03/2013

I love it that the censors didn't catch Joe saying "Fuckin' Awesome!"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39102/03/2013

r385, anti gay bias is rampant in the NFL

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39202/03/2013

It's 10 here, R375. But we'll be a mess, fer shure.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39302/03/2013

How come no one told be this Joe Flacco guy is hot?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39402/03/2013

Joe Flacco has a massive double chin. Why doesn't he work that off.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39502/03/2013

I wonder if any Raven fans called out Chris Culliver, "hey Sweet Stuff!"

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39602/03/2013

The hotter quarterback won. Does the quarterback always get the MVP?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39802/03/2013

This win calls for more Brees ass.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 39902/03/2013

Oh no, here comes the racist b.s. from the assholes.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40002/03/2013

When God is on our side, how could we not win?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40102/03/2013

Flacco has beautiful blue eyes.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40202/03/2013

What a heart-attack of a game.

The commercials sucked, except the Calvin Klein and the VW one.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40302/03/2013

Point shaving scandal, I think. That power outage was no accident!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40402/03/2013

I nominate Calvin Klein Concept best ad of the evening.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40502/03/2013

How do you know, r404? My GAWD.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40602/03/2013

What concept was that?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40702/03/2013

Yeah, I call bullshit on the thing, too, R404.

The Ravens were on a fucking roll!!!!

They would have scored so many more points.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40802/03/2013

What about me, bitches?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 40902/03/2013

So who claimed the most points?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41002/03/2013

:)

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41102/03/2013

Here ya go, R384. Good part starts around 1:06.

The owner, Steve Bisciotti, reminds me of the late great actor John Spencer.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41202/03/2013

[quote]Oh no, here comes the God b.s. from the blacks.

Yeah, because no white players do that shit.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41302/03/2013

SF owner is mobbed up, and has ties to the old NOLA mob family and La. politicians.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41402/03/2013

Somebody thinks Flacco has a double-chin? Oh, dear.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41502/03/2013

Which side had the highest total?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41602/03/2013

The preferred term is "Supra" not "Super".

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41702/03/2013

I had to laugh at the commercial that Oprah did. There was a quote at the start of the commercial where it slowly scrolled down. I was expecting it to be from Churchill or Roosevelt or someone of that magnitude, and then ta-dah! It was Oprah! And then she does the voice over for the commercial. Such a joke that someone thought anything she says is so profound.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41802/03/2013

Flacco with goatee.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 41902/03/2013

Well, girls, it's just another three weeks until OUR Super Bowl!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42002/03/2013

Would Flacco look better with some bangs?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42102/03/2013

Concept underwear with the hunky guy.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42202/03/2013

Like this, r421?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42302/03/2013

Wassup fellas!!!! Abercrombie in da hizzay!!! That game was off da hook, yo! Ya'll see that Calvin Klein commercial? I might be 58, but people literally thought that was me in the commercial. At the Super Bowl party I was at, all these sexy bros and babes were askin me if that was me in the commercial. Nah, brah's wasn't me. Thanks though.

I'm out, yo's! I'm DD tonight and that means I get to drive my bro's Mazaradi.

Be real! Peace!!!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42402/03/2013

So the sore losers didn't want to talk to the media?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42502/03/2013

Fashion Police predicted the Ravens would win.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42602/03/2013

Which side won the most goals?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42702/03/2013

All the laughter, all the tears, all those Caftans!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42802/03/2013

WOW!!

Over 400 replies for a SPORTS thread.

Even though the commercials were pretty lame.

Yay us!!!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 42902/03/2013

So happy for Baltimore! Ray Lewis killed it, baby...lightsout!!!

How do we celebrate here in Ballmore when our cars are already overturned and houses burned to the ground??

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43002/03/2013

LOL. r424 is why I joined DL.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43102/03/2013

Ballamore!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43202/03/2013

The Ravens have won the Super Bowl! Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43302/03/2013

Ha! Ha! Homophobe Chris Culliver's team loses!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43402/04/2013

Any riots breaking out in Baltimore yet?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43502/04/2013

Shut the fuck up, R435. You can hear a pin drop in my neighborhood. Of course, I live near Baltimore County. Now, downtown is probably a different story, although there are no riots. Just loads of people out in the streets celebrating.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43602/04/2013

In Memory of Art Modell

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43702/04/2013

Baltimore is the new New Orleans. It is the place everyone is rooting for to comeback.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43802/04/2013

I thought it was Detroit, r438?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 43902/04/2013

This was an odd Super Bowl -- all the bad SF karma and then the power outage. Point shaving or the angry gods?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44002/04/2013

Any comments from hate-mongering loser Chris Culliver?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44102/04/2013

Craig Ferguson tried to recharge Lucy Liu's phone at the Superdome. That's what cause the power outage.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44202/04/2013

SF??

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44302/04/2013

I know r443 -- it just goes to show how little these sports teams have to do with the cities they "play" in.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44402/04/2013

many of the players don't even live in the city they play in. During off-season they go back home.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44502/04/2013

[quote]This was an odd Super Bowl -- all the bad SF karma and then the power outage. Point shaving or the angry gods?

I think God was not happy with Chris Culliver's anti-gay comments regarding "the sweet stuff".

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44602/04/2013

FYI for those pissing on SF because of Cullver, Matt Birk the center for the Ravens campaigned actively for banning gay marriage in Minnesota. He was NOM's answer to Brendan Ayebendeyjo. So theres homophobes on both side.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44702/04/2013

I'd love to think karma really exists, but there are homophobes on both sides so it's not like 'karma' shot down the 49ers.

I try to point this out in most arguments I make but seem to get shot down.

So it's great to see someone who agrees with me R447.

I'd say 'marry me,' but of course we can't.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44802/04/2013

(quote) Ray Lewis killed it, baby...lightsout!!!

Who you been talking to? Ray Lewis never killed anyone or anything. Ray Lewis was acquitted. Ray Lewis does not get in knife fights.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 44902/04/2013

Thrilled for the Ravens but let's get down to what's really important....

what is the name of the Calvin Klein model ?

He was utter perfection.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45002/04/2013

His name is Matthew Perry.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45102/04/2013

It was a rather exciting game, despite the 49ers dreadful plays. And they could have had the series at the end. They were on the touchdown line and kept blowing it. Unbelievable -- they were soooo close, but so incompetent. I didn't particularly care for all the pussy being thrown in my face by that Beyonce whore. Kept jutting her cunt at the camera. It was a strip act, too. She was tearing parts of her whorish outfit off and flinging them into the audience like a bad stripper show at Hooters. All the typical fog, flames and terrible, forgettable music. I couldn't even understand the words she was saying in her siren song. Just pussy time for straight men at half time to ogle. Pussy, NFL, beer and Buffalo Wings. That's the Super Bowl.

I would like them to take the camera into the locker room and film those hot well built tattooed men naked. I want to see their cocks to get my money's worth. I want to see their cocks slinging back and forth as they walk naked around the locker room. That's my future shock fantasy of the Super Bowl. Someday on TV we'll get to see this millionaires' big manly dicks. OH GOD how I want to see their dicks.

Thanks for listening, Dr. Phil.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45202/04/2013

[quote]I would like them to take the camera into the locker room and film those hot well built tattooed men naked. I want to see their cocks to get my money's worth. I want to see their cocks slinging back and forth as they walk naked around the locker room. That's my future shock fantasy of the Super Bowl. Someday on TV we'll get to see this millionaires' big manly dicks. OH GOD how I want to see their dicks.

And, that's not any different than Beyonce? Hypocritical much?

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45302/04/2013

R453, athletes are expected to be naked in a locker room at some point. Beyonce's entire show was about her pussy and it didn't take place in a locker room. I don't even know if she sang one long song or several shorter songs. It didn't sound like anything.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45402/04/2013

Alicia Lesbian

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45502/04/2013

By most media accounts, Beyonce seems to have won that round.

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45602/04/2013

I'm going to Disney World!

by Dude/bro/bud/yoreply 45702/04/2013
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