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Hi I am 82 years old.

All I want is for someone to suck my dick and maybe fuck me before I die. Please help me.

by loney and oldreply 2702/04/2013

Cool

by loney and oldreply 102/03/2013

OMG, Ed Koch's last Datalounge post!

by loney and oldreply 202/03/2013

if only..."with money and old"

by loney and oldreply 302/03/2013

Hire a prostitute. I'm serious. Everyone does it even the young and beautiful. That's a good option.

by loney and oldreply 402/03/2013

You're not 82 -- that generation knows how to spell.

by loney and oldreply 502/03/2013

loney? wasn't he a bookie?

by loney and oldreply 602/03/2013

"Loney?" I would say LOONEY. If you have poor grammar and spelling skills, you will NOT get any sex from DLers.

by loney and oldreply 702/03/2013

We were once propositioned by a 92 year old.

Since she offered no money we expressed innocent confused, shock at her propositia.

by loney and oldreply 802/03/2013

What a tragic story.

by loney and oldreply 902/03/2013

Fucking an 82 y/o ass? Ewwwwwwwwwww!

by loney and oldreply 1002/03/2013

Can't you do it yourself?

by loney and oldreply 1102/03/2013

Help me please. I have many ailments and all I want is to feel a hard penis again. Make my wish come true, please....

by loney and oldreply 1202/03/2013

The answer to all your dreams is just a phone call away!

by loney and oldreply 1302/03/2013

OP = William Shatner

by loney and oldreply 1402/03/2013

You've come to the right place. DataLounge is full of guys who would kill to fuck a younger man.

by loney and oldreply 1502/03/2013

Coach Carl:

No.

by loney and oldreply 1602/03/2013

if you think about, that's probably the real last dying wish of alot of people. it would be mine.

by loney and oldreply 1702/03/2013

r7 OP simply wants sex, and DLers cannot simply have sex

by loney and oldreply 1802/03/2013

OP,

I'll help you out.

(I could also use some help paying a few bills. *wink*)

by loney and oldreply 1902/03/2013

r8 props to you for turning down chicken. so virtuous!

by loney and oldreply 2002/03/2013

OP, make sure to loosen the Depends ahead of time for easier access.

by loney and oldreply 2102/03/2013

This thread is perfectly adequate without pictures.

by loney and oldreply 2202/03/2013

Hi, OP here, would you like me to post a picture of my ass and penis?

by loney and oldreply 2302/04/2013

I shall be right over, dear.

by loney and oldreply 2402/04/2013

Cheryl is perfect for you. Most old people lose their sense of smell.

by loney and oldreply 2502/04/2013

OP you are a troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by loney and oldreply 2602/04/2013

OP = Ed Koch

by loney and oldreply 2702/04/2013
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