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Have you ever told a straight guy you're curious about his anus?

I'm just wondering how that went.

by Anonymousreply 4902/14/2013

Not real good

by Anonymousreply 102/02/2013

Sounds like a surefire seduction technique to me, OP.

by Anonymousreply 202/02/2013

I have, he was down for whatever I want.

But then again, I'm a bi woman, men LOVE us.

by Anonymousreply 302/02/2013

Curious on whether he ever washed it properly?

by Anonymousreply 402/02/2013

I´ll do it the minute I buy my first pair of rocket propelled roller skates

by Anonymousreply 502/02/2013

Only if "Yum" doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 602/02/2013

Better to send a card from the Hallmark "Curious about your anus" collection.

by Anonymousreply 702/02/2013

No, but I told my hot straight bro that I think he has a nice butt. He laughed.

by Anonymousreply 802/02/2013

Just do it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 902/03/2013

I once asked a hot straight guy, "Could you tell me about your anus?" He told me it was 15,000 miles wide and had a burning hot center. I felt really bad for him until I found out he was an astronomer.

by Anonymousreply 1002/03/2013

You will get farther by suggesting you can do a prostate exam.

by Anonymousreply 1102/03/2013

So now, in addition to "bicurious", we have ANO-CURIOUS?

by Anonymousreply 1202/03/2013

I suggest the line, "My tongue, your anus!" It's sure to make him moist as a snackcake, straight or not.

by Anonymousreply 1302/03/2013

Sorry, brah - my asshole is exit only.

by Anonymousreply 1402/03/2013

just slip a little fist up there and they're all yours.

by Anonymousreply 1502/03/2013

I could look at anuses all day!

by Anonymousreply 1602/03/2013

Do straight guys think about their anus at all?

by Anonymousreply 1702/03/2013

They're obsessed with protecting its virtue, r17.

by Anonymousreply 1802/03/2013

I feel sorry for tight-assed straight guys, it's much easier to poop with a loosened up sphincter.

by Anonymousreply 1902/03/2013

When it comes to that neighbourhood, actions speak louder than words. Otherwise, the less said the better.

by Anonymousreply 2002/03/2013

No, penetration is so heteronormative.

by Anonymousreply 2102/03/2013

Penetration is what penises are designed for.

by Anonymousreply 2202/03/2013

I am currently having sex with a straight guy. Thus far it has been limited to this:

He complains that his back hurts and ask for a back rub.

My hands eventually gravitate towards his ass.

After he is worked into a frenzy he rolls over and presents his penis which I blow .

Then he freaks out and says he is uncomfortable with this and remains uncomfortable for at least 48 hours until he develops lumbar difficulties again.

My goal is to keep playing with his butt enough to get a finger in there, then work my way up to fucking his straight ass raw

by Anonymousreply 2302/03/2013

R23. He is not straight.

by Anonymousreply 2402/03/2013

I was with a married guy once who loved to have me explore his anus

by Anonymousreply 2502/03/2013

ww for r10!

by Anonymousreply 2602/04/2013

R10 is ok, but I strongly suspect it's a joke he'd heard before. Repeating someone else's joke isn't W&W worthy.

by Anonymousreply 2702/04/2013

Any other str8 bros here into fart play?

It's heaven.

by Anonymousreply 2802/04/2013

what's heavenly about it?

by Anonymousreply 2902/04/2013

Str8 guys do not know how to properly care for their anus

by Anonymousreply 3002/04/2013

No. In fact I can honestly say i've never tried "I'm curious bout your anus" as a line.

How does it work for you, OP?

I would think it might only arguably score you points with an astronomer.

by Anonymousreply 3102/04/2013

Don't astronomers pronounce it Yur-Ah-nas, not Yur-AY-nus?

by Anonymousreply 3202/04/2013

I do it at work all the time, but maybe it´s because I´m a proctologist

by Anonymousreply 3302/04/2013

That's what I told hizzoner but I still went down for unlawful confinement and buggery.

by Anonymousreply 3402/04/2013

Ya think, R27? That dumb joke is older than Methuselah.

by Anonymousreply 3502/04/2013

Hey I'm not the one who thought it should be w&w'd.

by Anonymousreply 3602/04/2013

Take him to a production of "Coriolanus" and work it into the conversation.

by Anonymousreply 3702/04/2013

It is a delicate subject to bring up at a sports bar...

by Anonymousreply 3802/13/2013

Yes, there was this adorable geek in my dorm. When I told him I was curious about his anus, he informed me it had a mass 14 times that of earth's. I dont know how the poor guy could walk.

by Anonymousreply 3902/13/2013

I have a couple straight guy friends that rock impressive bubble butts and I make complimentary jokes about their asses sometimes.

They appreciate it, straight guys are rarely complimented about their appearance so they like it unless you are being creepy.

Given how the OP framed the question, he is clearly socially awkward.

by Anonymousreply 4002/13/2013

R30 True. I was sitting in the break room at work a few weeks back and there were several fraus at the next table discussing their husbands and their lack of 'care' back there. They were joking about their men leaving skidmarks on their sheets, throwing soiled undies in the hamper, and having to scrub their men's underwear with a brush and stain remover to remove the streaks. Don't straight men learn how to clean their asses? I have been with over 20 gay men in my life, and not one left skidmarks on my sheets. I guess we gays have more pride in ourselves and care more about our hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 4102/13/2013

R41. Straight men are disgusting in many ways. Most are filthy. They give their ass a quick wipe and haul ass out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I see and hear it in public restrooms all the time.

by Anonymousreply 4202/13/2013

Doesn't one's ass get chapped and itchy if one doesn't wipe?

by Anonymousreply 4302/13/2013

If straight guys want a 'mojob, they're going to have to get more aggressive about it. They want the gays to make the first move, so they will be blameless. I've had several instances over the past year where I was shaking a guy's hand, and he didn't let go promptly, and you meet eyes and he's giving you That Look.

But gay guys are paranoid about harassment, violence, etc.

If you want a bj- ask for it.

by Anonymousreply 4402/13/2013

No, however, straight guys seem to be obsessed with my anus and the magical powers it possesses.

by Anonymousreply 4502/13/2013

R43, One would think.

by Anonymousreply 4602/13/2013

I think straight guys live in constant fear of "falling into homosexuality". It would be so fearfully easy.

To give their ass a long, soapy wash would be too stimulating back there, and might lead to other things.

I think that's where the homophobia comes in. It's a constant slap in the face to straighten up.

by Anonymousreply 4702/14/2013

I wiped my ass once

by Anonymousreply 4802/14/2013

Why would anyone ever ask a straight guy about his anus? How would you bring it up in conversation?

A gay guy or bi guy, sure.

by Anonymousreply 4902/14/2013
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