I'm just wondering how that went.
Have you ever told a straight guy you're curious about his anus?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/14/2013|
Not real good
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/02/2013|
Sounds like a surefire seduction technique to me, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/02/2013|
I have, he was down for whatever I want.
But then again, I'm a bi woman, men LOVE us.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/02/2013|
Curious on whether he ever washed it properly?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/02/2013|
I´ll do it the minute I buy my first pair of rocket propelled roller skates
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/02/2013|
Only if "Yum" doesn't work.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/02/2013|
Better to send a card from the Hallmark "Curious about your anus" collection.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/02/2013|
No, but I told my hot straight bro that I think he has a nice butt. He laughed.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/03/2013|
Just do it, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/03/2013|
I once asked a hot straight guy, "Could you tell me about your anus?" He told me it was 15,000 miles wide and had a burning hot center. I felt really bad for him until I found out he was an astronomer.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/03/2013|
You will get farther by suggesting you can do a prostate exam.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/03/2013|
So now, in addition to "bicurious", we have ANO-CURIOUS?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/03/2013|
I suggest the line, "My tongue, your anus!" It's sure to make him moist as a snackcake, straight or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/03/2013|
Sorry, brah - my asshole is exit only.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/03/2013|
just slip a little fist up there and they're all yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/03/2013|
I could look at anuses all day!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/03/2013|
Do straight guys think about their anus at all?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/03/2013|
They're obsessed with protecting its virtue, r17.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/03/2013|
I feel sorry for tight-assed straight guys, it's much easier to poop with a loosened up sphincter.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/03/2013|
When it comes to that neighbourhood, actions speak louder than words. Otherwise, the less said the better.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/03/2013|
No, penetration is so heteronormative.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/03/2013|
Penetration is what penises are designed for.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/03/2013|
I am currently having sex with a straight guy. Thus far it has been limited to this:
He complains that his back hurts and ask for a back rub.
My hands eventually gravitate towards his ass.
After he is worked into a frenzy he rolls over and presents his penis which I blow .
Then he freaks out and says he is uncomfortable with this and remains uncomfortable for at least 48 hours until he develops lumbar difficulties again.
My goal is to keep playing with his butt enough to get a finger in there, then work my way up to fucking his straight ass raw
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/03/2013|
R23. He is not straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/03/2013|
I was with a married guy once who loved to have me explore his anus
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/03/2013|
ww for r10!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/04/2013|
R10 is ok, but I strongly suspect it's a joke he'd heard before. Repeating someone else's joke isn't W&W worthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/04/2013|
Any other str8 bros here into fart play?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/04/2013|
what's heavenly about it?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/04/2013|
Str8 guys do not know how to properly care for their anus
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/04/2013|
No. In fact I can honestly say i've never tried "I'm curious bout your anus" as a line.
How does it work for you, OP?
I would think it might only arguably score you points with an astronomer.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/04/2013|
Don't astronomers pronounce it Yur-Ah-nas, not Yur-AY-nus?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/04/2013|
I do it at work all the time, but maybe it´s because I´m a proctologist
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/04/2013|
That's what I told hizzoner but I still went down for unlawful confinement and buggery.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/04/2013|
Ya think, R27? That dumb joke is older than Methuselah.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/04/2013|
Hey I'm not the one who thought it should be w&w'd.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/04/2013|
Take him to a production of "Coriolanus" and work it into the conversation.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/04/2013|
It is a delicate subject to bring up at a sports bar...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/13/2013|
Yes, there was this adorable geek in my dorm. When I told him I was curious about his anus, he informed me it had a mass 14 times that of earth's. I dont know how the poor guy could walk.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/13/2013|
I have a couple straight guy friends that rock impressive bubble butts and I make complimentary jokes about their asses sometimes.
They appreciate it, straight guys are rarely complimented about their appearance so they like it unless you are being creepy.
Given how the OP framed the question, he is clearly socially awkward.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/13/2013|
R30 True. I was sitting in the break room at work a few weeks back and there were several fraus at the next table discussing their husbands and their lack of 'care' back there. They were joking about their men leaving skidmarks on their sheets, throwing soiled undies in the hamper, and having to scrub their men's underwear with a brush and stain remover to remove the streaks. Don't straight men learn how to clean their asses? I have been with over 20 gay men in my life, and not one left skidmarks on my sheets. I guess we gays have more pride in ourselves and care more about our hygiene.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/13/2013|
R41. Straight men are disgusting in many ways. Most are filthy. They give their ass a quick wipe and haul ass out of the bathroom without washing their hands. I see and hear it in public restrooms all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/13/2013|
Doesn't one's ass get chapped and itchy if one doesn't wipe?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/13/2013|
If straight guys want a 'mojob, they're going to have to get more aggressive about it. They want the gays to make the first move, so they will be blameless. I've had several instances over the past year where I was shaking a guy's hand, and he didn't let go promptly, and you meet eyes and he's giving you That Look.
But gay guys are paranoid about harassment, violence, etc.
If you want a bj- ask for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/13/2013|
No, however, straight guys seem to be obsessed with my anus and the magical powers it possesses.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/13/2013|
R43, One would think.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/13/2013|
I think straight guys live in constant fear of "falling into homosexuality". It would be so fearfully easy.
To give their ass a long, soapy wash would be too stimulating back there, and might lead to other things.
I think that's where the homophobia comes in. It's a constant slap in the face to straighten up.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/14/2013|
I wiped my ass once
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/14/2013|
Why would anyone ever ask a straight guy about his anus? How would you bring it up in conversation?
A gay guy or bi guy, sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/14/2013|