I think I am officially pathetic
I was in Whole Foods and this guy and his wife/girlfriend or something were next to me in the vegetable section. We were all probably around the same age. They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple. He was wearing jeans and a North Face fleece thing. I don't know if he was freeballing or wearing boxers, but his cock was going down his right pant leg. Being a size queen, I was mesmerized.
I then proceeded to sort of 'follow' them around the store so I could see his cock some more.
Then finally around the prepared foods section, the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section.
You guys should have seen this thing. It was unbelievable.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/02/2013|
Must be young.
You've seen one, you seem 'em all!
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/02/2013|
Shit happens, get over it darling. You're not pathetic, there are 1000 people who are more pathetic than you.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/02/2013|
This is a very typical eldergay thread, R1. Be thankful he chose cock to discuss, and not Lisa Whelchel.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/02/2013|
Why do you say "eldergay" thread?
I think it's a madeup hoax myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/02/2013|
Oh Please, not pathetic at all. Cute story.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/02/2013|
Eh, I'm sure that guy followed some chick with big boobs or a nice ass around to catch a look at some point in his life. No need to feel pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/02/2013|
I cant decide between, "You saw a big white dick and lost your mind" and "Gurlllll"
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/02/2013|
[quote]"They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple."
That's something F. Scott Fitzgerald would have put in The Great Gatsby, had Whole Foods existed.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/02/2013|
You can also assume the wife/girlfriend believed you were following her, and not the guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/02/2013|
Nothing wrong in trying to see some meat. You were in a grocery store were you not? Perfect place for meat. Too bad you didn't get a better look.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/02/2013|
I was sitting across from a guy on the PATH the other morning. I can't actually explain it, because I'm not normally this way, I couldn't stop looking at him. There was this magnetic attraction. Unfortunately, the magnet was only pulling one direction.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/02/2013|
Pics, or it never happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/02/2013|
Whole Foods is fascist. Shop Costco.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/02/2013|
You were probably just looking at some fold or crease in his pants.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/02/2013|
R11, He was probably 3 inches off the floor, so no, she knew he was following the BF.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/02/2013|
I definitely bulge watch/crotch watch. What guy guy doesn't?
But purposely following someone around the store? Have some dignity man.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/02/2013|
The Whole Foods CEO thinks Obama is Hitler. Stop fucking shopping there.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/02/2013|
Why should someone not shop there because of what the CEO thinks of Obama? That makes no sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/02/2013|
Whole Food$ is just a creepy, overpriced experience.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/02/2013|
More creepy than you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/02/2013|
like a dog to a snausage.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/02/2013|
People have walked a mile for a Camel. And that's just a cigarette.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/02/2013|
I say pathetic, you were staring at a STRAIGHT guy with a girlfriend, he would fuck a 400 lb toothless woman before he would even touch you no matter how good you looked.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/02/2013|
R27, I really think you need to calm down.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/02/2013|
This is why mirrored sunglasses were invented.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/02/2013|
R27 is a closeted 'mo, but let's not derail the thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/02/2013|
R28 just stating the truth. I never understood why gay guys idolize straight guys so much and then claim gay pride.
Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men who are proud to be gay, they do exist!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/02/2013|
R31, where does it say anything about idolizing a straight guy. Do you ask a guy his sexuality before you decide if he's hot or not? I don't know if you're into big dicks or not, but a big dick on a straight guy is no different than a big dick on a straight guy. What's wrong with liking big dicks?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/02/2013|
"Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men"
This is the new "I'm a proud black woman!"
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/02/2013|
I like the videos on YouTube where guys actually follow other guys around with bulges or nice asses and then post the video.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/02/2013|
Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/02/2013|
Magnetic attractions are impossible to explain.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/02/2013|
Unless you're Andre-Marie Ampère.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/02/2013|
Creepy and pathetic. Following a guy and his gf around so you can continue to ogle at his penis? At a grocery store? Stalkerish.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/02/2013|
Op are you fat? Because you "scooted away", and only fatties ride the grocery scooters.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/02/2013|
I've been known to stalk employees at my local grocery store, but at least I try to be a lot more discreet about it!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/02/2013|
[quote] Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else?
Gotta keep the bimbos out of here...
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/02/2013|
If you dress provocatively you can't pick and choose who checks you out.
That said, I wouldn't follow someone around. One long look should be enough for your future jack-off fantasies.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/02/2013|
Do I need to reload to Firefox, the pics aren't showing up?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/02/2013|
We've ALL known that for ages, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/02/2013|
R13, your comment does not constitute real wit and wisdom, but I laughed so hard, I just had to flag it.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/02/2013|
You missed your shot toots. ALWAYS lick your lips and then announce "Mama Likey!"
Works like a charm
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/02/2013|
The Whole Foods in New York, particularly the one in Chelsea, is cruising central. Lots of homos checking out more than just the meat in the butcher's section. The Columbus Circle location is also very cruisey.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/02/2013|
[quote] the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section.
That's something a 50 year old would say. Young people today have never heard that expression, it's so dated.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/02/2013|
The fact that you posted that R51, shows that you have no idea about young people, old people, or any people. #moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/02/2013|