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I think I am officially pathetic

I was in Whole Foods and this guy and his wife/girlfriend or something were next to me in the vegetable section. We were all probably around the same age. They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple. He was wearing jeans and a North Face fleece thing. I don't know if he was freeballing or wearing boxers, but his cock was going down his right pant leg. Being a size queen, I was mesmerized.

I then proceeded to sort of 'follow' them around the store so I could see his cock some more.

Then finally around the prepared foods section, the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section.

You guys should have seen this thing. It was unbelievable.

by Anonymousreply 5202/02/2013

Must be young.

You've seen one, you seem 'em all!

by Anonymousreply 102/02/2013

Fake laugh: hahaHAha?

by Anonymousreply 202/02/2013

What a stalker.

by Anonymousreply 302/02/2013

Shit happens, get over it darling. You're not pathetic, there are 1000 people who are more pathetic than you.

by Anonymousreply 402/02/2013

This is a very typical eldergay thread, R1. Be thankful he chose cock to discuss, and not Lisa Whelchel.

by Anonymousreply 502/02/2013

Why do you say "eldergay" thread?

I think it's a madeup hoax myself.

by Anonymousreply 602/02/2013

Oh Please, not pathetic at all. Cute story.

by Anonymousreply 702/02/2013

Eh, I'm sure that guy followed some chick with big boobs or a nice ass around to catch a look at some point in his life. No need to feel pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 802/02/2013

I cant decide between, "You saw a big white dick and lost your mind" and "Gurlllll"

by Anonymousreply 902/02/2013

[quote]"They were a typical young, white Whole Foods type couple."

That's something F. Scott Fitzgerald would have put in The Great Gatsby, had Whole Foods existed.

by Anonymousreply 1002/02/2013

You can also assume the wife/girlfriend believed you were following her, and not the guy.

by Anonymousreply 1102/02/2013

Nothing wrong in trying to see some meat. You were in a grocery store were you not? Perfect place for meat. Too bad you didn't get a better look.

by Anonymousreply 1202/02/2013

I was sitting across from a guy on the PATH the other morning. I can't actually explain it, because I'm not normally this way, I couldn't stop looking at him. There was this magnetic attraction. Unfortunately, the magnet was only pulling one direction.

by Anonymousreply 1302/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 1402/02/2013

Pics, or it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 1502/02/2013

Whole Foods is fascist. Shop Costco.

by Anonymousreply 1602/02/2013

You were probably just looking at some fold or crease in his pants.

by Anonymousreply 1702/02/2013

R11, He was probably 3 inches off the floor, so no, she knew he was following the BF.

by Anonymousreply 1802/02/2013

I definitely bulge watch/crotch watch. What guy guy doesn't?

But purposely following someone around the store? Have some dignity man.

by Anonymousreply 1902/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 2002/02/2013

The Whole Foods CEO thinks Obama is Hitler. Stop fucking shopping there.

by Anonymousreply 2102/02/2013

Why should someone not shop there because of what the CEO thinks of Obama? That makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 2202/02/2013

Whole Food$ is just a creepy, overpriced experience.

by Anonymousreply 2302/02/2013

More creepy than you know.

by Anonymousreply 2402/02/2013

like a dog to a snausage.

by Anonymousreply 2502/02/2013

People have walked a mile for a Camel. And that's just a cigarette.

by Anonymousreply 2602/02/2013

I say pathetic, you were staring at a STRAIGHT guy with a girlfriend, he would fuck a 400 lb toothless woman before he would even touch you no matter how good you looked.

by Anonymousreply 2702/02/2013

R27, I really think you need to calm down.

by Anonymousreply 2802/02/2013

This is why mirrored sunglasses were invented.

by Anonymousreply 2902/02/2013

R27 is a closeted 'mo, but let's not derail the thread.

by Anonymousreply 3002/02/2013

R28 just stating the truth. I never understood why gay guys idolize straight guys so much and then claim gay pride.

Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men who are proud to be gay, they do exist!

by Anonymousreply 3102/02/2013

R31, where does it say anything about idolizing a straight guy. Do you ask a guy his sexuality before you decide if he's hot or not? I don't know if you're into big dicks or not, but a big dick on a straight guy is no different than a big dick on a straight guy. What's wrong with liking big dicks?

by Anonymousreply 3202/02/2013

"Me and my boyfriend are both masculine, strong gay men"

This is the new "I'm a proud black woman!"

by Anonymousreply 3302/02/2013

Or denial...

by Anonymousreply 3402/02/2013

I like the videos on YouTube where guys actually follow other guys around with bulges or nice asses and then post the video.

by Anonymousreply 3502/02/2013

Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else?

by Anonymousreply 3602/02/2013

Magnetic attractions are impossible to explain.

by Anonymousreply 3702/02/2013

Unless you're Andre-Marie Ampère.

by Anonymousreply 3802/02/2013

Creepy and pathetic. Following a guy and his gf around so you can continue to ogle at his penis? At a grocery store? Stalkerish.

by Anonymousreply 3902/02/2013

Op are you fat? Because you "scooted away", and only fatties ride the grocery scooters.

by Anonymousreply 4002/02/2013

I've been known to stalk employees at my local grocery store, but at least I try to be a lot more discreet about it!

by Anonymousreply 4102/02/2013

[quote] Am I the only one who gets excited thinking "He seems like a really INTERESTING person!" from his body language, his clothing choice, the book he's reading, a comment he made to someone else?

Gotta keep the bimbos out of here...

by Anonymousreply 4202/02/2013

If you dress provocatively you can't pick and choose who checks you out.

That said, I wouldn't follow someone around. One long look should be enough for your future jack-off fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 4302/02/2013

Do I need to reload to Firefox, the pics aren't showing up?

by Anonymousreply 4402/02/2013

We've ALL known that for ages, OP.

by Anonymousreply 4502/02/2013

LOL, R44

by Anonymousreply 4602/02/2013

R13, your comment does not constitute real wit and wisdom, but I laughed so hard, I just had to flag it.

by Anonymousreply 4702/02/2013

You missed your shot toots. ALWAYS lick your lips and then announce "Mama Likey!"

Works like a charm

by Anonymousreply 4802/02/2013

Was this Bee and Bear?

by Anonymousreply 4902/02/2013

The Whole Foods in New York, particularly the one in Chelsea, is cruising central. Lots of homos checking out more than just the meat in the butcher's section. The Columbus Circle location is also very cruisey.

by Anonymousreply 5002/02/2013

[quote] the wife/girlfriend smiles, 'we really have to stop meeting like this.' I did my fake laugh thing and scooted off to butcher section.

That's something a 50 year old would say. Young people today have never heard that expression, it's so dated.

by Anonymousreply 5102/02/2013

The fact that you posted that R51, shows that you have no idea about young people, old people, or any people. #moron.

by Anonymousreply 5202/02/2013
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