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Cock Gobbler Aaron Schock at it again

Have we discussed this yet?

Cannot explain why he hates gay marriage. Presents a word salad to the press, while purses fall from his cock gobbling lips

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 7203/18/2015

He is so revolting. I fucking hate him and his Edith Piaf eyebrows.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 102/02/2013

I cannot WAIT until his gay scandal brings him down!!! Get the popcorn ready!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 202/02/2013

Mmmmm, all those phallic microphones all up in and about his face.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 302/02/2013

He is ready to come out!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 402/02/2013

I wish I could W&W the OP just for his author handle.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 502/02/2013

He's so gay. Notice how he's looking down while he talks about being against gay marriage - he's probably reminiscing about all the ripe foreskins he's licked over the years.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 602/02/2013

What a fucktard!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 702/02/2013

OUT HIM!!!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 802/02/2013

Just playing devil's advocate for a minute, why do you think he's gay? Sure, I find his views reprehensible, but just because he's the not the most masculine sounding guy in the world, or because he dresses a certain way, doesn't make him gay. I know tons of guys who don't sound like Bea Arthur with a cold and metrosexualish guys who are totally pussyhounds.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 902/02/2013

He's a fucking disgrace. Can't wait until karma comes back to him.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1002/02/2013

Schock is 31, one of the youngest congressional representatives in DC regarding one of the hottest issues of the day acroos the country and most recently in Illinois...and Aaron Schock hasn't given this issue any thought? He's not even the slightest bit believable as he makes up his shit and stumbles and searches for an answer about an issue of equality.

Aaron Schock is a fucking hypocritical lying self-loathing in-the-closet douchebag.

Why doesn't Schock ever have even a date--not a girlfriend--but a date of the opposite sex?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1102/02/2013

He's from the Ed Koch school of politicians.

Gay but never admitting it, never coming out, and actually working against his own kind if it means keeping his job and getting re-elected.

Sad.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1202/02/2013

Will he be embraced and forgiven when he comes out?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1302/02/2013

I think it's time for one of you bitches (one of the younger, good-looking ones of course) to seduce him and send the photos to the press.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1502/03/2013

I imagine Aaron Schock wearing denim cutoffs and sipping sweet tea in a South Carolina plantation while Madame Lindsey Graham descends the staircase like Norma Desmond.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1602/03/2013

He's a rep from Peoria. As a super big fan of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Aaron believes gays don't live in Peoria. It's not an issue for him.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1702/03/2013

Remember the turquoise belt, R16?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1802/03/2013

Aaron is an opportunistic douche. Totally gay and totally trying to have a sky rocketing political career so he can get high on power, media attention, and bribe money.

He says (and votes for) things that he thinks further his career. He doesn't care for one single issue. It's about him and his own profit and gain.

He's the typical log cabin fag that believes that it's only the other liberal and socialist fags who get screwed over by the Republican Party while he will sit at the Republican Party's table for all eternity and treated like an equal by default.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 1902/03/2013

I shall tweet him a photo of my 8x7 thick 'n juicy penis and see if he bites.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2002/03/2013

That would be a wonderful internet fad, R20. Tie the base with a turquoise bow.

"Schock the Monkey: Turquoise Talliwackers of 2013"

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2102/03/2013

More on the G.W. student please. SPILL IT.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2202/03/2013

Can someone please stuff a cock in his mouth so he shuts up.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2302/03/2013

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by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2402/03/2013

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by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2502/03/2013

Schock has previously expressed his opposition to marriage equality -- he told BuzzFeed's Chris Geidner last year that he'd support a federal marriage amendment banning same-sex marriage.

He also criticized President Obama and the Department of Justice for not defending the Defense of Marriage Act in federal court.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2602/03/2013

The Capitol Fax blog on Thursday posted video of Schock being asked by a reporter why he didn't support marriage equality -- a hot button issue in Illinois, where state lawmakers are expected next to take up legislation that could legalize same-sex marriage next month.

Cock Gobbler's response: "Uh, well, I, I just haven't."

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2702/03/2013

Someone send this asshole a shitstained dildo so he can shove it up his juicy warm hole. Monster poop time if you provide the enema too. Fleet, please.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2802/03/2013

Do the gays in Illinois plan to out him ?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 2902/03/2013

OUT HIM!!! OUT THE MOTHERFUCKER!

It's that MARY! (I know).

But, please out this fucker.

And Miz Lindsey, too. I'm sick of that fat ugly fuck getting a pass.

Out them all! For the good of us all!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3002/03/2013

Aaron Schock represents my former hometown district. I'm not from Peoria, but a suburb of Peoria. My small town was very conservative. Everyone went to church on Sundays.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3102/03/2013

Aaron Schock only goes to the church picnics...

and check out his (picnic) Basket!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3202/04/2013

Most of the google versions of R32's photo chop out the taller male on the left so it looks like a relatively taller Schock posing with a biological woman.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3302/04/2013

So what you're saying R33 is that Schock is a pocket gay!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3402/04/2013

Anyone who has fucked this douche and has not stepped forward to tell the tale should be very, very ashamed of themselves.

For a man of his age, if he's straight ....where are the women who've had him ? Is he a virgin ??

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3502/04/2013

No one will out him because they are also in the closet

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3602/04/2013

For R35 - Schock likes to hire (female) hookers...

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3702/04/2013

But the gay media can out him, R36.

And openly-gay legislators can out him.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3802/04/2013

Christ, R37. That's such a joke photo. The guy taking the picture probably told that woman, "Hey, go up to my boyfriend and press your tits against his head. He's going to freak out!"

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 3902/04/2013

Here's Aaron, his sick pack and some shirtless bros standing behind him in what look like towels.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4002/04/2013

Dude who cheats on wife and kids with husband above.... Schock IS gay.

No doubt

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4102/04/2013

OUT HIM!!!!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4202/04/2013

It'd be funny if guys started tweeting him their cocks wrapped with a turquoise bow with the message, 'Come Out'.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4302/04/2013

R44 = Lindsey Graham

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4502/04/2013

Well please enlighten us, R44. Tell us how a douchebag politician who's reported to be in the closet votes against the rights of gay people, but hasn't even formulated a thoughtful opinion on it. I mean, it's one thing to say you're against gay rights, but then answer you haven't given much thought to the reason why? He's a douchebag. Much like you, I suspect.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4602/04/2013

Hey bros, Aaron Schock here. I'm totes into pussy so stfu!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4702/04/2013

and belts

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4802/04/2013

[quote]It'd be funny if guys started tweeting him their cocks wrapped with a turquoise bow with the message, 'Come Out'.

That would be funny and a way to get media focus on his homophobia.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 4902/04/2013

I really wouldn't be surprised if Aaron himself is posting the positive comments about him. You just know he has to obsessively Google himself.

Don't fool yourself, we can see right through you.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5002/04/2013

urf

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5102/04/2013

I love that term "cock gobbler." Sounds like the name for a little hamlet snuggled in some hollow in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, not far from Pigeon Hollow or Possumshit.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5202/04/2013

There have been two people I know in the DC area- both very very discreet DC gays (while open) who both insist that his grindr profile (no face of course) is well known (especially when people are in the same room as him and he is '8 feet away'... oh how i wish this would come to pass!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5302/04/2013

R32

omg can there be any question? Forget the basket, look at the get up!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5402/04/2013

Aren't he and Paul Ryan on the downlow together?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5502/05/2013

Any way to get a link to it, R53?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5602/05/2013

Sure...

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5702/05/2013

[quote]There have been two people I know in the DC area- both very very discreet DC gays (while open) who both insist that his grindr profile (no face of course) is well known

One of these days, he'll be outed to the media by someone who isn't "very very discreet."

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5802/05/2013

WEHT Larry Flynt? He keeps making promises about outing the closeted Pubbies but it never happens.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 5902/05/2013

This thread shows DL posters know nothing about politics.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6102/05/2013

Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6202/06/2013

[quote]DL posters know nothing about politics.

But they can spot a closeted Congressman from across the nation.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6302/07/2013

Is there a reason people think he's gay (well, other than that he acts really-fuckin-super gay)?

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6402/07/2013

R64 Because they don't have metrosexuals in Peoria.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6502/07/2013

HAY GURRRRRL

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6602/07/2013

This guy is as gay as a tree-full of parrots.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6701/05/2014

As gay as a flamingo in a feather boa...

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6801/06/2014

Gawker led the way!!!!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 6903/17/2015

Mario Cantone says Schock is gay!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 7003/17/2015

Not anymore he ain't! We here at DL Central put an end to his pheasant feather ass once and for all! BUH BYE BITCH! DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT HO!!!

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 7103/17/2015

The douchebag will never have another opportunity to vote against the rights of gay people. After he goes to prison, he'll lose any chance to vote in any election.

by Lemmy C. De Peenreply 7203/18/2015
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