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Groundhog Day

So did that fucking hairy, buck toothed pig see its shadow?

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2409/11/2014

Nope. It'll be an early spring.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 102/02/2013

I dunno, Andie. Did you?

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 202/02/2013

Good.

Fucker.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 302/02/2013

R2 - Sharon Stone.

Suck it bitch. I got the role and you didn't.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 402/02/2013

Your ex-husband was hotter than you, Andie. Never should have dumped him.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 502/02/2013

Emilio Fucking Estevez.

I didn't even know you were still alive. You would know about which guys are hot, wouldn't you?

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 602/02/2013

Well, Andie, you certainly have the time to take on all comers. It's not like anyone is hiring you at this point.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 702/02/2013

Actor/Writer/Producer extraordinaire?

Of shit.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 802/02/2013

[quote]So did that fucking hairy, buck toothed pig see its shadow?

No, I didn't.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 902/02/2013

Did he see his shadow? I hadn't noticed.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1002/02/2013

Oh wait a minute! There's my huge fucking shad-

Uh, never mind. That was just that other pig Rosie.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1102/02/2013

Trump, go get your own thread. You and your split ends.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1202/02/2013

Andie, please enlighten us all as to the reasons for the recent harsh and sudden cancellation of your ABC Family programme, JANE BY DESIGN, after only 18 episodes. Was it just that it was total tween trash or do viewers actively dislike you?

That is, viewers over 50 (those among them who would actually know who you are, that is).

Thanks.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1302/02/2013

[quote]So did that fucking hairy, buck toothed pig see its shadow?

No, I think Ron Jeremy is still in the hospital.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1402/02/2013

I started liking Groundhog Day after, several years ago, seeing Staten Island Chuck attempt to bite off a piece of Mayor Bloomberg. Since then, I keep hoping that maybe, just maybe, [italic]this[/italic] Groundhog Day will be the one on which S.I. Chuck finally leaps high into the air, only to catch himself before hitting the ground by sinking several of his sizable teeth into one of Bloomberg's buttocks (left or right - it doesn't matter). Bloomberg would then spin about with his arms flailing in a painfully urgent attempt to dislodge Chuck from his hindquarters, all the while screeching like an agonized banshee.

This would, of course, all be caught on video which would then be posted on YouTube where it, soon after, garners one of the highest total hit-counts ever.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1502/02/2013

Dear Sutton -

1. JANE BY DESIGN was a mini-series.

2. I did Rowly Dennis.

3. You are fat.

Suck it.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1602/02/2013

Any thread that brings together Andie McDowell, Sutton Foster, Ron Jeremy and Donald Trump is a keeper.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1702/03/2013

Fuck you R17. I'm better than any of them.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1802/03/2013

Emilio, I just checked out IMDB. It seems like it is time for another Mighty Duck movie.

Fucker.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 1902/03/2013

Drinking again in the early morning hours, Andie? Yeah, big surprise there. At least it helps you cope with your failure of a life, I guess. Makes you forget your children hate you, right?

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2002/03/2013

Emilio, I'm not stooping to your level in bringing the kids into this discussion.

So let's talk about your relationship with PAULA FUCKING ABDUL.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2102/03/2013

Emilio who? The other Estevez who loves common "hookers" and "prostitutes"?? Cha-ching!

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2209/10/2014

Don't type angry! Don't type angry.

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2309/10/2014

Young, dumb and full of someone else's cum!! Ha!

by Andie McDowell blitzed on mimosasreply 2409/11/2014
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