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Porky pggin

Why do I go to sleep every night in boxers and thirty, but when I wake up I'm porky piggin it?

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 1302/02/2013

What the hell does this mean?

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 102/01/2013

Oops I meant boxers and a tshirt

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 202/01/2013

Still don't get it.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 302/01/2013

Wake up up a shirt on but no boxers. Porky pig always had a shirt and no pants.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 402/01/2013

Ask the dog. He's been porking you, pig.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 502/01/2013

OP, why don't you try posting again after you've sobered up.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 602/01/2013

I can't type on this fakakter iPad

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 702/01/2013

Read all about it.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 802/01/2013

The phone calls are comming from inside your house.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 902/02/2013

I needed a little ham.

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 1002/02/2013

Thanks for the hearty guffaw, R5

I convulsed and am still chuckling.

Good one!

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 1102/02/2013

R5 mystery solved, it was your mother coming in to give me a nocturnal rim job. She's good!

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 1202/02/2013

Airing out the lady ham?

by Lauren Van der Boobenreply 1302/02/2013
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