If women are born with all their eggs, then that means technically I've been alive since 1953 (when my mom was born), not 1980 (when I was born). Mind BLOWN!
I just had a deep thought...
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/03/2013|
I think I'd take the word "deep" out of your headline.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/01/2013|
Op: You're no Jack Handy.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/01/2013|
[quote] If women are born with all their eggs, then that means technically I've been alive since 1953 (when my mom was born), not 1980 (when I was born). Mind BLOWN!
Since I doubt your mother was born with her eggs fertilized, I think you can still count from 1980.
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I've been alive forever and I wrote the very first song.
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But an egg is a living cell, R3. And it eventually became me. So one of my cells has been alive since 1953.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/01/2013|
Plus the cell your Mom was born from was alive when her mother was born. Hell, we are all as old as the first human.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/01/2013|
Are you by any chance VERY stoned right now?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/01/2013|
And then, what about your mother's mother? Omg, then her mother and her mother and her mother...omg EVE you are related to EVE!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/01/2013|
Op stfu LOL
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|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/01/2013|
Then your mom is a murderer for not bringing all those eggs to fruition.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/01/2013|
Jesus says life begins at conception
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/01/2013|
OP, curious as to your general beliefs. I mean it.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/01/2013|
That's actually an amazing thought. I'm an eldergay, and the gamete that became 1/2 of me has been alive since 1927. I've lived through the Depression, and I didn't even know it!
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Fractals! Or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/01/2013|
It is a little bit mind blowing isnt it OP, that you were an ovum in 1953? I've been one since 1945. Although I wouldn't go quite so far as to say you were "alive". Now OP consider the how many eggs your mother had and the likelihood that you, of all of them, was fertilized in 1980. If your mother had said to your dad the day you were conceived "oh not tonight dear I have a headache" you wouldn't exist.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/01/2013|
R4 = Ms. Barry Manilow
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/01/2013|
I've been through Brenda Frazier, and I'm here!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/01/2013|
You were only half alive because you weren't even sperm yet until your father produced it from his body.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/02/2013|
Why would you want to make yourself older? Stick with '80.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/02/2013|
Has anyone pointed out yet that the mother's ova weren't fertilized yet? I bet I'm the very first to point that out.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/02/2013|
I too was born in 1980.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/02/2013|
R21=still not alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/02/2013|
In a related question, if all your body's cells die every seven years, how are memories preserved? Does that mean if you don't use a memory in seven years it will be lost? How mechanically does it work?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/02/2013|
Believing you come from an egg is an heathen belief. It is not true. Eggs were a heathen fertility thing before we were informed by the Bibble that we come from heaven in breath of God. God does all the heavy breathing necessary to create life.
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R24, Perhaps memories can be shifted around like files on a hard drive. And since not all of your cells die off at the same time, this allows them to remain intact over time. But you just made me think of yet another question: If it's true that our body's cells die and are entirely replaced every seven years, and brain cells supposedly don't regenerate, then shouldn't we all be brain dead after seven years?
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|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/02/2013|
Pssst, R25. Don't tell the fundamentalists.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/02/2013|
Actually, brain cells CAN regenerate via lion's mane mushroom. Mushrooms are the closest cellularly to humans, and why they can be especially healing. There has been international research (IOW not American) showing lion's mane not only stopping Alzheimer's progression, but reversing it. Too bad you can't trademark a mushroom, or it would already be an available medical option. You can buy lion's mane pills, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/02/2013|
[quote]How mechanically does it work?
For starters, it's not mechanical.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/02/2013|
I actually was born long before my birth date too. I have millions of brothers and sisters. You can tell we are all related because we are all good swimmers and have a tail.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/02/2013|
OP, I'm you exact same Ovum Age! We should totes celebrachio together!
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|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/02/2013|
Unfortunately my dad murdered 100s of millions of my sibings before me. I blame Play Boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/02/2013|
And here's another way to look at it: we are not simply flesh, bodies, or matter. We are spirit animating bodies. When your parts were only cells inside your mother, your spirit/soul/whatever-word-you-like-to-use-here was not there yet. Without the animation of matter, your individual life does not exist.
Your cells wouldn't even be able to talk, or bottom, or anything, without YOU being in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/02/2013|
R36, I like how that rolls off your tough so easily, "wouldn't even be able to talk, or bottom, or anything" LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/02/2013|
You guys are so high...
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/02/2013|
Get some sleep, people.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/02/2013|
OP, you would get a better response if you had said you just had a deep throat.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/02/2013|
R37, it wasn't my tongue it rolled out of. But thanks. :D
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/03/2013|
So according to your logic OP, I have been around since 1927.
SO WHY WASN'T I THE NEXT JUDY GARLAND?!!!!
Riddle me that one, Batman.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/03/2013|
Here's a scary one for you:
Eventually, every living creature on the planet will have been born after the Trinity event on july 16, 1945. We're all coated with nuclear stuff that never existed before.
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