My bf had an early meeting, so I had to stay home and let the plumber in, causing me to miss work. When I finally got to work, the coffee maker was on the fritz. My twat of a boss is pestering me about some work that was supposed to be due Monday but that is now magically due fucking EOD today! Trying to catch a breather and eat my lunch in piece while I watch Y&R in the conf room, but these three douchy het assholes also eating in there are loudly discussing the "stupid" bowl, totally drowning out my soap. I have to go to my bf's bff's bday party tonight. The bff and I mutually loathe each other, so I'm gonna have to make nicey poo for my bf's sake. The things I do for that man! On top of that, I feel a fucking cold coming on. It's not just today. Crap like this seems to happen to me every day. I deserve so much better. I need a fucking vacation! Just venting.
I seriously hate my horrible life right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/02/2013|
What can I do to help?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/01/2013|
I hate your life too.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/01/2013|
Is facebook broken?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/01/2013|
Only losers watch soap operas.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/01/2013|
Stop recycling old EST threads. Everyone knows its the Webmaster so fucking knock it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/01/2013|
I've already notified the Editor and asked him to flames and freaks this fool, r5!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/01/2013|
And what do you think that will accomplish dumb shit?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/01/2013|
Does somebody need a waaaambulance?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/01/2013|
"I deserve so much better."
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/01/2013|
bitch, bitch, bitch! Sure sounds like your life is a real shithole, you poor poor thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/01/2013|
"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
"And then I laughed and laughed and laughed!"
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/01/2013|
AT least you have a bf OP
Some of us are still single and looking.
Get over yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/01/2013|
"Crap like this seems to happen to me every day. "
I am a bitch after all
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/01/2013|
[quote]I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
And I said, "Friend, can I have your shoes?"
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/01/2013|
Having a bf is a double edged sword. It's nice to have someone to connect with and fuck on a reg basis, but when he's the prime breadwinner, such as with us (he's a lawyer, I'm an exec asst) you're forced to accede to certain demands and are constantly reminded that you're not the breadwinner. THat sucks
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/01/2013|
OP you are white.
Much more opportunities and no racism directed to you.
So get over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/01/2013|
"when he's the prime breadwinner, such as with us (he's a lawyer, I'm an exec asst) you're forced to accede to certain demands and are constantly reminded that you're not the breadwinner. THat sucks"
What a fucking whiner. Don't like that he makes more money? Then either get a better job, or date someone with less money.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/01/2013|
1) you have a job
2) you have a bf
3) you have a social life
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/01/2013|
Plus a relationship should be based on EQUALITY, despite how much diff money between two people.
The dynamics of this relationship is not equal.
Who's fault is that? Your own.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/01/2013|
Plus you are white, not a visible minority.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/01/2013|
Interesting the minute I mention to the OP that him being white gives him so many more opportunities than a visible minority, he seems to have vanished.
OP there are many many gay visible minorities that have it worse than you do.
Maybe he realizes that, and knows his life ain't so bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/01/2013|
"Interesting the minute I mention to the OP that him being white gives him so many more opportunities than a visible minority, he seems to have vanished."
Maybe he didn't want to stick around and let this turn into the fiftieth thread this week about how awful he is for having "white privilege".
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/01/2013|
You sound gross
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/01/2013|
There are many who died today who would have loved to have lived just one more day, even a day in your life. Be greatful you are alive, find and make the joy you need. Life is a gift denied many.
Quit complaining about your job. At least you have one.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/01/2013|
If you would learn to like sports then your attitude towards life would change. You would view life as a big sporting event that requires endurance, agility, quick thinking, strategy, and gamesmanship.
What you are lacking in life is what you detest most: sports.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/01/2013|
I think not, r26.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/01/2013|
This is where your premise fails, r26. Show me gamesmanship and I show you a race with only brown horses.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/01/2013|
So why should be care if you hate your life? Big f'ing deal. You sound spoiled and unappreciative of what you do have.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/01/2013|
Yeah, but Professional Victims aren't SUPPOSED to enjoy their lives!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/01/2013|
I can't tell between your BF, your BFF and your total and utter BS.
Please be more specific with your Extremely Scintillating Tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/01/2013|
I know how the OP feels. The other day my maid quit and I had to load the dishes into the dishwasher ALL BY MYSELF.
But don't worry it isn't all bad.
I called immigration and they deported her sorry ass back to Mexico. And the great part was she was born in Reno. LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/01/2013|
Is OP's post a joke? You are insufferable, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/01/2013|
[quote]I know how the OP feels. The other day my maid quit and I had to load the dishes into the dishwasher ALL BY MYSELF.
Are you serious? Now I see why your maid quit, you lazy ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/01/2013|
Wow, this sure sounds like a job for Debra Messing. Paging Deb Messing...
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/01/2013|
[quote] I know how the OP feels. The other day my maid quit and I had to load the dishes into the dishwasher ALL BY MYSELF.
You mean you had to....TOUCH dirty dishes?
The HORRORS....it must have been ghastly!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/01/2013|
You need to start living for yourself OP. If you are coming down with a cold don't go to your boyfriends party. Don't let the boyfriend use the fact that he makes more money that you against you. You have to stick up for yourself. Live for you. It's YOUR life.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/01/2013|
This thread is the perfect example of "First World Problems"
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/01/2013|
Sorry to interrupt but could someone start a thread about Gaga's under oath rant about her ex-assistand who is suing her. It's a goldmine.
Example quote, ""In my work and what I do, I’m the queen of the universe every day!"
Thank you in advance.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||02/01/2013|
I've also developed a HANGNAIL!!!
Oh will this nightmare ever end?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/01/2013|
ugh, my cold seems to be getting worse. I'm been spraying the hell outta my mouth with zycam, but it not working so good. I still have to go to this shitfest party tonight. I could be in a coma, and my bf would prop me up and wheel me over to the place. It's at G Lounge which is my least favorite place in the entire world. ugh, just make it stop. On top a that, my bf keeps texting me to remind me to bring the present cuz I'm going home first and hes not. ugh I can't. I just can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/01/2013|
OP hasn't listened to a thing said by anyone on the thread. So he's either a troll or has BPD. Either way, he's a waste of time.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/01/2013|
"I'm an exec asst"
So you are the parasite in the relationship, if you can call it that.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/01/2013|
It was the coffee maker on the fritz that got me. I swooned and fell onto my fainting couch. Thank goodness Aunt Pittypat was there with the smelling salts.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/01/2013|
Just another venting young yuppie. Yawn.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/01/2013|
Perhaps you just need a tiny moment of quiet reflection.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/01/2013|
[quote]Don't let the boyfriend use the fact that he makes more money that you against you.
I'm sure the BF doesn't, and it's all in the OPs head. Because he DESERVES to be making the same money, if not more.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/01/2013|
If you have some big work project due today, why the fuck are you watching a goddam soap on your lunch break? Get to work, OP, you ridiculous troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/01/2013|
You're an "executive assistant" and you're trying to eat your lunch "in piece"??
You deserve every bad thing that happens to you.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/01/2013|
Sorry OP- but you sound insufferable- like a troll post
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/01/2013|
Don't worry, the stress of the job and the difficult relationship will soon be just memories soon, judging by how shitty you are at both.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/01/2013|
[quote]Just another venting young yuppie.
I don't think that OP is a yuppie. The U in yuppie stands for upwardly-mobile. Executive assistants don't tend to be; latching onto an attorney doesn't count.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/01/2013|
TROLLING TROLLING TROLLING!
KEEP THOSE WAGONS TROLLING!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/01/2013|
"I deserve so much better."
Survey says! Sorry, no one selected that answer.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/01/2013|
My bf is in this photo. He the one in the blue shirt third from left. His douchy bff that I hate is on his right in the white shirt. It was taken at G a little while back. He likes hanging out with his friends there. I hate it there, and avoid that place like the place. So he usually goes it alone. Tonight I have no choice, and I'm sicker and sicker.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/01/2013|
This. Never. Happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/01/2013|
G has carpeting?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/01/2013|
um girl, the person third from the left is wearing a white shirt. The only person in that pic in a blue shirt is on the far left. Are you color blind in addition to being a chronic whiner? I pity your bf. No wonder he drinks.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/01/2013|
Hilarious thread. Good one, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/01/2013|
I'm unemployed. My unemployment benefits ran out. I have another interview Monday, so maybe.
I've reused coffee grounds.
I hate your guts.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/01/2013|
Whole ltta gayface goin' on in your pic, OP/R55.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/01/2013|
I am amused.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/01/2013|
Interesting that the OP still refuses to discuss the fact that being white gives him so many more opportunities and advantages over gay visible minorities.
Yet he whines and complains about his life. And you think you have problems.
Typical out of touch gay white male.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/01/2013|
im white, so what's the problem bithc? posting fr g rite now. allready washed down 2 crandberry vokdas & only been here 45 m. least helps 2 4get bein sick. bf, bff & friends talking re something re architeture of da bar, i thnik. bff is architecht. fuck i hate that pretentious kween. dont know bf can sit listening 2 dat boring foool. here come my 3rd crabberry vodka. lala land. barback cutiez. laterz kiddos.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/01/2013|
I beg your pardon, miss, but I have troubles of my own.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/01/2013|
You know what, OP? (Not that you're real, but here it goes anyway.)
I am in my mid 20s, a recent college grad who is currently unemployed (the job market in the area I live in is fucking rough). I live with my boyfriend, who paints Propane tanks for a living at the moment and makes $11,000 a year. His entire paycheck goes immediately every two weeks to cover most of our basic costs of living. If it wasn't for the $200 I get in food stamps currently that I only qualify for in my state thanks to being unemployed, we'd both pretty much not be eating. We eat like shit as it is - all MSG-laden, franken food crap - but at least our stomachs are full.
And you know what? As unhappy and frustrated as I am with my general current life situation, I don't bitch too much - because in the grand scheme of everything, things still aren't that bad. I have a wonderful boyfriend. I have a roof over my head. I still have a god damn car, even if it is an old, broken down money pit that seems to have some fucking new thing wrong with it daily. And hey, as you can see, we still have fucking internet somehow! (Just barely; it's been shut off a few times.)
I know the OP is just a troll - and a very bad, unrealistic and unfunny one at that - but for some reason, this stupid bullshit hit a nerve. I saw a post on DL recently that said "I make $30K a year at my shitty job," and I wanted to scream "30K? WELL FUCKING SIGN ME UP!"
Alright; I'm clearly getting way off topic, but the point I wanted to make is this - These are very economically hard times, for everyone, including gay people. Posts like these are NOT the least bit cute or funny to some of us, even if they're very poorly done and not even remotely entertaining like this one. If someone like the OP finds these fake posts to be the epitome of hilarity, then maybe he should go jerk off to old SATC and/or AbFab episodes instead of posting here.
I don't know where the hell I'm going with any of this, really. I just had to let this rant out, even though I'm fairly sure I'll just be mocked for being so poor.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/02/2013|
R66, you sound like a great person. I'm glad you're keeping a positive attitude in spite of some tough times. And I'm happy for the reminder that those of us who are well off need to consider others who might not be.
I hope things get better for you soon. I went through financially tough times a few times in my life, but with a combination of luck and work, am comfortable now. You have a college degree, so you have a leg up on many.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/02/2013|
What a whiney Bitch. I bet your co workers laugh their asses off at the old Queen who watches soaps at lunch in the conference room. So at least you bring joy to others.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/02/2013|
[quote] I'm fairly sure I'll just be mocked for being so poor.
No, just for your jealousy and bitterness.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/02/2013|
" Posts like these are NOT the least bit cute or funny to some of us, "
This is true for 90% of everything posted on here. You're awfully angry about an anonymous &, by your definition, fictional post. While I do think you have every right to be angry, if mindless crap sets you off like this, you really should try to find better outlets for your frustration.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/02/2013|
I want to preface all by saying that I love the Mariah 'Excuse Me, Miss' Trolls. It cracks me up every time.
That being said, I'm annoyed that OP has a non-abusive BF and yet continues to claim that his life is horrible. You seem very spoiled, OP, and your BF - who is very cute - might look for greener pastures one day if you're not more appreciative.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/02/2013|
Interesting that poor miss r66--with her mustard soup dinners and tattered blouses--was able to post when it was prime time yesterday. The WM should be honored that she gave her last $18 to this site.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/02/2013|
I had a shitty day too, don't even get me started..I have this prissy little queen of an asst who has been slacking off royally. I thought I was being pretty clear when I told him his report was due today, ASAP. Of course the first thing he does is whine about his cold and then flit off to the break room for lunch, despite the fact that he just got here an hour ago and was fucking around with the coffee maker the whole time. He then turned on the tv and blasted some cheesy soap while some other employees were in the middle of a discussion about the Super Bowl. I really want to let this dick go but he is always whining and threatening about his lawyer boyfriend suing me. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/02/2013|
You need a few days off and some perspective OP. Things could be a lot worse.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/02/2013|
"He then turned on the tv and blasted some cheesy soap while some other employees were in the middle of a discussion about the Super Bowl."
I would give him a raise for that. Fuck the straight Superbowl.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/02/2013|
[quote]I deserve so much better.
If we all got what we deserved, we would starve.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/02/2013|
Thank you, R67. As much as the current financial situation fucking sucks, I really wasn't being facetious when I said that things could be so much worse. I mean, I have come from all the loneliness and sexual repression of my younger years to now being in a live in relationship with a man who I adore (doesn't hurt that he's fucking hot!) and having great sex on a regular basis. Also, I get to be alive during a time when I can walk down the street openly holding his hand and no one can really say or do shit about it. In the scheme of human history, I do know how lucky that alone makes me. I know that money isn't everything and that I am fortunate in a lot of ways.
And for the smart ass at R72 - I definitely did not post during prime time. I have never paid a dime to post on this site. Maybe you thought that because prime time kicks in at different times in different time zones (I certainly don't know how the fuck it works; it all seems random and arbitrary to me). But if you're pathetic enough to delight in pointing out that I appear to have posted during "prime time" and thus must be lying (because after all, who could REALLY have that little money and not be exaggerating?), then your life must be a lot poorer than mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/02/2013|
[quote]I don't know where the hell I'm going with any of this, really. I just had to let this rant out, even though I'm fairly sure I'll just be mocked for being so poor.
No decent person would mock you for being poor. As you said, it is a current life situation. You and your partner are young and will make headway to better circumstances. I wish you well.
I am neither poor nor young. Sometimes the lack of awareness and compassion here appalls me. A bit of that among the snark and cleverness would shine at times.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/02/2013|