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How do you liven up a deadly dinner party?

Can't drink because I am on anti biotics, so that's out. Should I spike the Jello Mold? Burst into show tunes? Climb atop the host's table and perform the samba? I am open to any and all ideas. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 1202/01/2013

Suggest a quick round of "kill/fuck/marry".

There's always the hope that someone you thought was dull, just needs some prompting.

by Anonymousreply 102/01/2013

Oh fuck them, OP. Seriously, fuck them, up the butt, that'll liven up your party.

by Anonymousreply 302/01/2013

Pull your dick out and drag it across everyone's dinner plate.

by Anonymousreply 402/01/2013

Demand that guests leave their pants at the door.

by Anonymousreply 502/01/2013

Drugs and what R4 said.

by Anonymousreply 602/01/2013

Tell all present what the "Word of the Day" is and that it must be used salaciously in a sentence during the table talk as the dinner progresses.

These are possible words, just to give you an idea:









and the good old, "fucked out."

Guaranteed mirth to be had by all, especially if alcohol is being served.

by Anonymousreply 702/01/2013

Do your best Leslie Uggams halfway through the cheese course, OP.

by Anonymousreply 802/01/2013

Pull down your pants and shit all over the table. Tell them it's chocolate mousse time.

by Anonymousreply 902/01/2013

You're a fool, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1002/01/2013

well, don't invite Ed Koch, what ever you do!

by Anonymousreply 1102/01/2013

Don't make Veal Prince Orloff.

Don't have Phyllis' brother attend.

Don't serve bacon curls and invite your date and his wife.

Don't let the boss' wife lock herself in the bathroom.

If Johnny Carson is scheduled to come, make sure the electricity is working.

by Anonymousreply 1202/01/2013
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