Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Another Beyonce thread.

Hi, my name is Yvette Noel-Schure, otherwise known as Beyonce's publicist. Let me address some things with you: 1) Beyonce DID lip sync at the inauguration. She does it all the time. It's normal. Britney does it, Ashlee Simpson does it. So yes, it's perfectly acceptable. 2) Beyonce gets very upset when she reads some of the negative remarks being made about her on DL. I then have to spend valuable time calming her down and I don't appreciate you faggots making your problems mine. 3) Please keep creating threads about Beyonce because it boosts her ego even more. But please refer to point 2) above.

by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 502/01/2013


by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 102/01/2013

Not Again !!

by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 202/01/2013

LMAO! now that was funny.

by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 302/01/2013


Enough said !

by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 402/01/2013

I know Beyonce's real publicist and she would not be doing anything like this.

Not with the 24/7/365 demands to remove the scuff marks J-Zee (that's what his friends call Jay-Z because it's more informalated) leaves on her big butt when he's trying to get it up and in her, and other diva-related chores.

We all know that the only thing authentic about Beyonce is how consistently phony everything about her, her life, her body, and her "romances" are. So quit complaining about her. It's the same as complaining that a pig tastes like pork.

by Yvette Noel-Schurereply 502/01/2013
Need more help? Click Here.

Follow theDL catch up on what you missed

recent threads by topic delivered to your email

follow popular threads on twitter

follow us on facebook

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!