Right next to the dog-faced boy!
You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship!
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/05/2013|
Brain and brain!!! What is brain?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/31/2013|
Fight me, Jimmy!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/31/2013|
Five thousand quatloos that the newcomers will have to be destroyed.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/31/2013|
(seductively) "I hear that, intellectually, Vulcans are as highly evolved as Stratos city dwellers."
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/31/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/31/2013|
I want an android body!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/31/2013|
What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit! An elf, with a hyperactive thyroid!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/31/2013|
Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/31/2013|
Hail, hail, fire and snow
Call the angel, we will go
Far away for to see
Friendly angel, come to me!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/31/2013|
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/01/2013|
"Crack my knuckles and jump for joy, got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy."
|by Anonymous||reply 12||02/01/2013|
“In this galaxy there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us.”
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/01/2013|
Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/01/2013|
"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
|by Anonymous||reply 15||02/01/2013|
"Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want"
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/01/2013|
Risk is our business.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/01/2013|
"Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all."
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/01/2013|
KIRK: "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely looks like Satan?"
SPOCK: "I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain"
KIRK: "No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/01/2013|
I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/01/2013|
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/01/2013|
Vulcans never bluff.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/01/2013|
They say there's no devil, Jim, but there is, right out of Hell. I saw it!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/01/2013|
Spock: Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.
Dr. McCoy: In plain non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.
Spock: I believe I said that, Doctor.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/01/2013|
"I'm an illogical woman who's beginning to feel like part of this communications console. Why don't you tell me I'm an attractive young lady, or ask me if I've ever been in love? Tell me how planet Vulcan looks when the moon is full."
"Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura."
"I'm not surprised, Mr. Spock."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/01/2013|
I am Kirok! I have come! I am Kirok!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/01/2013|
On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game. It's a man's game, but, of course, probably a little beyond you. It requires intelligence.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/01/2013|
Then you have one other choice, kill Mitchell while you still can.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/01/2013|
"May I point out that I have gotten a chance to examine your counterparts closely. They are brutal, savage, uncivilized and illogical. They are in every way examples of homo-sapians, the very flower of humanity."
|by Anonymous||reply 30||02/01/2013|
Mr. Spock - 'Captain, I recommend you abandon the attempt. Do not risk the ship further on my behalf.'
Dr. McCoy - 'Shut up, Spock, we're rescuing you!'
Mr. Spock - 'Why, thank you, "Captain" McCoy.'
|by Anonymous||reply 31||02/01/2013|
The Enterprise takes no orders, except those of Captain Kirk. And if you make any attempt to board or commandeer the Enterprise, it will be blown to bits along with as many of you as we can take with us!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||02/01/2013|
Shall I prepare a mild sedative, Doctor?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||02/01/2013|
Vulcan, like Earth, had its aggressive, colonizing period--savage, even by Earth standards--and if the Romulans retain this martial philosophy then weakness is something we dare not show.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/01/2013|
Damn it, Spock, I'm a doctor, not a butt-plug!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||02/01/2013|
Captain Kirk: Mr. Spock, you would find me a formidable enemy.
Mirror Spock: I'm aware of that, Captain. I trust that you are aware of the reverse.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/01/2013|
Mr. Spock: Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing.
Captain James T. Kirk: [to McCoy] I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.
Dr. McCoy: I'm sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/01/2013|
What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||02/01/2013|
"Captain Kirrrrkkkkk, Captain Kirrrrkkkk."
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/01/2013|
May I introduce you to... She-Who-Is-My-Wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/01/2013|
Now this is marvelous. The most horrible conglomeration of antique architecture I've ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||02/01/2013|
Dr. McCoy: You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could have saved her. Do you know what you just did?
Spock: He knows, Doctor. He knows.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/01/2013|
I will eject you. Into SPACE!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/01/2013|
The air is the air.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/01/2013|
I can't! But to question Spock, of all people... Me, yes. I could run off half-cocked given a good reason, so could you, but not Spock. It's impossible.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/01/2013|
Captain, since we have seen that death is the one reality in this situation, I seriously suggest you reseat yourself immediately, without moving a muscle of either hand. If I remember correctly, that would involve you in what was called the fast draw. It initiated unfortunate events.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/01/2013|
T'PAU: Live long and prosper, Spock.
SPOCK: I shall do neither. I have killed my captain and my friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/01/2013|
Saavik: You lied!
Spock: I exaggerated.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/01/2013|
Dr. Phillip Boyce: A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he... turns his back on it and starts to wither away. Christopher Pike: Now you're beginning to talk like a doctor, bartender. Dr. Phillip Boyce: Take your choice. We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/01/2013|
No Kill I!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/01/2013|
Because of your Vulcan physique, I've prepared an extremely potent shot for you. However, I thought you might like to know that I've removed all the breakables from sickbay.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/01/2013|
Kirk: I am the Kirk, the creator?
Nomad: You are the creator.
Kirk: You're wrong. Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake; you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect, and you have not corrected by sterilization; you have made three errors.
Nomad: (melting down and shooting sparks)Error? Error? Error? Examine.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/01/2013|
Kirk: I want his service record to end that way; he didn't ask for what happened to him.
Spock: I felt for him, too.
Kirk: I believe there's some hope for you after all, Mr. Spock.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/01/2013|
In every revolution there is one man with s vision. You can be that man.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/01/2013|
The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/01/2013|
R55 Captain Kirk, I shall consider it.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/01/2013|
"Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It gave him character. Of course, almost any change would be a distinct improvement."
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/01/2013|
All right. In the heart, in the head, I won't stay dead. Next time I'll do the same to you; I'll kill you. And it goes on and on - good old game of war, pawn against pawn - stopping the bad guys while, somewhere, some... THING sits back and laughs and starts it all over again!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/01/2013|
Cossacks! Filthy Klingon murderers! You killed my brother Pyotr!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/01/2013|
I have little to say about it, Captain, except that for the first time in my life I was happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/01/2013|
I'm gonna ram her right down that thing's throat.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/01/2013|
He's dead, Jim.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/01/2013|
Change is the essential process of all existence.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/01/2013|
There's only one kind of woman...or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/01/2013|
We've got to risk implosion. We may explode into the biggest fireball this part of the galaxy has seen, but we've got to take that one in a million chance.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/01/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||02/01/2013|
Hailing frequencies are open, Captain.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||02/01/2013|
Kevin Riley: "And now, crew, I will render 'Kathleen'... ONE MORE TIME!"
Captain Kirk: (murmuring to himself) "Please, not again."
|by Anonymous||reply 69||02/01/2013|
"There are other forms of intelligence on Earth doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message must be meant for man."
Star Trek, The Voyage Home
|by Anonymous||reply 70||02/01/2013|
Sulu: Hey, why don't you come down to the gym with me, Kevin, my lad.
Sulu: Why not? A light work-out will take the edge off.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||02/02/2013|
Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden.
Uhura: Sorry, neither!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||02/02/2013|
His brain is gone!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||02/02/2013|
If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'. If I were human.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||02/02/2013|
By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||02/02/2013|
Uhura to mirror universe Sulu: I'm afraid I changed my mind... again!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||02/02/2013|
You're the Captain's Woman until he says you're not.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||02/02/2013|
Warning. Warp core breach in 45 seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||02/02/2013|
Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||02/02/2013|
"His brain is gone!"
|by Anonymous||reply 80||02/03/2013|
I have been, and always shall be, your friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||02/03/2013|
Dr. McCoy: I said, please don't tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet.
Spock: Why thank you, Dr. McCoy.
Capt. Kirk: You've been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||02/03/2013|
McCoy: What do those supersensitive ears make of that, Mr. Spock?
Spock: Wood... rubbing on some kind of leather.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||02/03/2013|
Khan Noonien Singh: But I caution you, such men dare take what they want.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||02/03/2013|
Mr. Spock: Being split in two halves is no theory with me, Doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, Doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins out over both, makes them live together.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||02/03/2013|
Lt. Uhura: Captain! My communicator is working again. I've just made contact with the Enterprise. They're asking if you want to beam up.
Captain Kirk: Yes! Let's get the hell out of here.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||02/03/2013|
"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."
|by Anonymous||reply 87||02/03/2013|
I'm Captain Kirk! I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||02/03/2013|
"Now this is a drink for a man." -- Scott
"Scotch?" -- Checkov
"Aye." -- Scott
"It vas inwented by a little old lady in Lenningrad." -- Checkov
|by Anonymous||reply 89||02/03/2013|
"Double dumb-ass on you!"
|by Anonymous||reply 90||02/03/2013|
No beach to walk on.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||02/03/2013|
R89 = 6:15
|by Anonymous||reply 92||02/03/2013|
"Everybody remember where we parked."
-James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
|by Anonymous||reply 93||02/03/2013|
Thank you, r90; now I need to watch this :)
|by Anonymous||reply 94||02/03/2013|
They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||02/03/2013|
"Excuse me! I need to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"
|by Anonymous||reply 96||02/03/2013|
Dr. McCoy -- "Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!"
|by Anonymous||reply 97||02/03/2013|
KIRK: My friend... is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're... actually easy to explain...
SPOCK: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...
KIRK: ...the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker... but, fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life...
|by Anonymous||reply 98||02/03/2013|
This is fantasy. You wanted adventure, how's this? The old adrenaline going, huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||02/03/2013|
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is just as good as Star Trek. Let's quote some of its classic dialogue. Who's with me?
|by Anonymous||reply 100||02/03/2013|
Trelane: Oh, the remarkable treachery of the species!
Captain James T. Kirk: Go on, Trelane! Look at it! It's over. Your power is blanked out. You're finished!
Trelane: You've earned my wrath! Go back. Go back to your ship! All of you! And prepare: you're all dead men! You, especially, Captain!
Sulu: Ooh, get her!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||02/03/2013|
Dr. McCoy - "Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||02/03/2013|
R99 - I loved that Uhura!
|by Anonymous||reply 103||02/03/2013|
"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."
Mr. Spock to Kirk, as Kirk is about to hug him, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||02/03/2013|
Scotty: Computer! Computer?
(He's handed a mouse, and he speaks into it) Scotty: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: A keyboard. How quaint.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||02/04/2013|
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||02/04/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 107||02/04/2013|
[quote]Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is just as good as Star Trek. Let's quote some of its classic dialogue. Who's with me?
No one, apparently.
Pay the miserable $18 pittance and start your own fucking thread. It's incredible rude to try to hijack someone else's just because you're a cheapskate.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||02/04/2013|
Mr. Scott -- "Captain, thank heaven."
Spock -- "Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."
Dr. McCoy -- "Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears! As long as it worked, Jim."
|by Anonymous||reply 109||02/04/2013|
Dr. McCoy: The word was "smog".
Spock: Yes, I believe that was the term. I had no idea you were that much of a historian, Doctor.
Dr. McCoy: I am not, Mr. Spock. I was simply trying to stop you from giving us a whole lecture on the subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||02/04/2013|
Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/04/2013|
Martia: They'll respect you now.
Kirk: That's a comfort. I was lucky that thing had knees.
Martia: That was not his knee. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
Kirk: Anything you want to tell me?
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/04/2013|
"If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human"
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/04/2013|
Dr. McCoy: Spock, I've found that evil usually triumphs... unless good is very, very careful.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||02/04/2013|
Kirk: Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!
|by Anonymous||reply 115||02/04/2013|
"I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species. You can assure him that's the truth, can't you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 116||02/04/2013|
Captain Kirk: The best defense is a strong offense, and I intend to start offending right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||02/04/2013|
"I AM NOMAD!"
|by Anonymous||reply 118||02/04/2013|
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream"
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/04/2013|
Dr. McCoy: Those filthy butchers. There are rules, even in war. You don't keep hacking at a man after he's down.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||02/04/2013|
Love is the most important thing on Earth. Especially to a man and a woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||02/05/2013|
McCoy: (to an unconscious Spock) I'm gonna tell you something that I... never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've... missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||02/05/2013|
(Witnessing the destruction of the Enterprise
Kirk: My God, Bones... what have I done?
McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do, turn death into a fighting chance to live.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/05/2013|
I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/05/2013|
“We have them just where they want us.”
|by Anonymous||reply 125||02/05/2013|
What does it mean, "exact change"?
|by Anonymous||reply 126||02/05/2013|
"You once asked me why I married your mother...I married her because I loved her." -- Sarek, "Star Trek" (2009)
|by Anonymous||reply 127||02/05/2013|
Spock: If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny; anything else is a waste of material.
Kirk: I would not presume to debate you.
Spock: That is wise. Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
Kirk: Or the one.
Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||02/05/2013|
Beware Romulans bearing gifts.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||02/05/2013|
This thread made me watch The Voyage Home last night. I didn't want anything too heavy.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||02/05/2013|
Did you find the nuclear wessels, R130?
|by Anonymous||reply 131||02/05/2013|
Yes VOTN. I love the part where he and Uhura are asking the cop where the nuclear wessels are and he's just staring at them. I always wondered if they were really wandering the streets in costume and approaching real people and not actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||02/05/2013|
"I always wondered if they were really wandering the streets in costume and approaching real people and not actors."
When "ST IV" was shot in San Francisco, they had a little problem. There were lots of hidden camera shots of the characters walking down the street in costume, director Nimoy wanted some shots of ordinary people gawking. But nobody gawked! By San Francisco standards, a Starfleet uniform isn't wierd enough to attract attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||02/05/2013|
I also love The Voyage Home, and I've also heard the story about how the actors in their Starfleet uniforms didn't even get a second glance from people on the street.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||02/05/2013|
If both survive the [italic]lirpa,[/italic] combat will continue with the [italic]ahn woon.[/italic]
|by Anonymous||reply 135||02/05/2013|