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You belong in a circus, Spock, not a starship!

Right next to the dog-faced boy!

by Anonymousreply 13502/05/2013

Brain and brain!!! What is brain?!?

by Anonymousreply 101/31/2013

Green-blooded hobgoblin.

by Anonymousreply 201/31/2013

Fight me, Jimmy!

by Anonymousreply 301/31/2013

Five thousand quatloos that the newcomers will have to be destroyed.

by Anonymousreply 401/31/2013

(seductively) "I hear that, intellectually, Vulcans are as highly evolved as Stratos city dwellers."

by Anonymousreply 501/31/2013


by Anonymousreply 601/31/2013

I want an android body!

by Anonymousreply 701/31/2013

What makes you think you're a man? You're an overgrown jackrabbit! An elf, with a hyperactive thyroid!

by Anonymousreply 801/31/2013

Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD. Are you sure your circuits are registering correctly? Your ears are green.

by Anonymousreply 901/31/2013

Hail, hail, fire and snow

Call the angel, we will go

Far away for to see

Friendly angel, come to me!

by Anonymousreply 1001/31/2013

I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

by Anonymousreply 1101/31/2013

"Crack my knuckles and jump for joy, got a clean bill of health from Doctor McCoy."

by Anonymousreply 1202/01/2013

“In this galaxy there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us.”

by Anonymousreply 1302/01/2013

Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true.

by Anonymousreply 1402/01/2013

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."

by Anonymousreply 1502/01/2013

"Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want"

by Anonymousreply 1602/01/2013

Risk is our business.

by Anonymousreply 1702/01/2013

"Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all."

by Anonymousreply 1802/01/2013

KIRK: "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely looks like Satan?"

SPOCK: "I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain"

KIRK: "No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"

by Anonymousreply 1902/01/2013

I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.

by Anonymousreply 2002/01/2013

I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic circuit using stone knives and bearskins.

by Anonymousreply 2102/01/2013

Vulcans never bluff.

by Anonymousreply 2202/01/2013

They say there's no devil, Jim, but there is, right out of Hell. I saw it!

by Anonymousreply 2302/01/2013

Spock: Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.

Dr. McCoy: In plain non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.

Spock: I believe I said that, Doctor.

by Anonymousreply 2402/01/2013

"I'm an illogical woman who's beginning to feel like part of this communications console. Why don't you tell me I'm an attractive young lady, or ask me if I've ever been in love? Tell me how planet Vulcan looks when the moon is full."

"Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura."

"I'm not surprised, Mr. Spock."

by Anonymousreply 2502/01/2013

I am Kirok! I have come! I am Kirok!

by Anonymousreply 2602/01/2013

On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game. It's a man's game, but, of course, probably a little beyond you. It requires intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 2702/01/2013

Then you have one other choice, kill Mitchell while you still can.

by Anonymousreply 2802/01/2013

R26, Miramaneeeeeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2013

"May I point out that I have gotten a chance to examine your counterparts closely. They are brutal, savage, uncivilized and illogical. They are in every way examples of homo-sapians, the very flower of humanity."

by Anonymousreply 3002/01/2013

Mr. Spock - 'Captain, I recommend you abandon the attempt. Do not risk the ship further on my behalf.'

Dr. McCoy - 'Shut up, Spock, we're rescuing you!'

Mr. Spock - 'Why, thank you, "Captain" McCoy.'

by Anonymousreply 3102/01/2013

The Enterprise takes no orders, except those of Captain Kirk. And if you make any attempt to board or commandeer the Enterprise, it will be blown to bits along with as many of you as we can take with us!

by Anonymousreply 3202/01/2013

Shall I prepare a mild sedative, Doctor?

by Anonymousreply 3302/01/2013

Vulcan, like Earth, had its aggressive, colonizing period--savage, even by Earth standards--and if the Romulans retain this martial philosophy then weakness is something we dare not show.

by Anonymousreply 3402/01/2013

Damn it, Spock, I'm a doctor, not a butt-plug!

by Anonymousreply 3502/01/2013

Captain Kirk: Mr. Spock, you would find me a formidable enemy.

Mirror Spock: I'm aware of that, Captain. I trust that you are aware of the reverse.

by Anonymousreply 3602/01/2013

Mr. Spock: Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe your counterparts here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing.

Captain James T. Kirk: [to McCoy] I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.

Dr. McCoy: I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 3702/01/2013

What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?

by Anonymousreply 3802/01/2013

No, I won't kill him - do you hear? You'll have to get your entertainment someplace else!

by Anonymousreply 3902/01/2013

"Captain Kirrrrkkkkk, Captain Kirrrrkkkk."

by Anonymousreply 4002/01/2013

May I introduce you to... She-Who-Is-My-Wife.

by Anonymousreply 4102/01/2013

Now this is marvelous. The most horrible conglomeration of antique architecture I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 4202/01/2013

Dr. McCoy: You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could have saved her. Do you know what you just did?

Spock: He knows, Doctor. He knows.

by Anonymousreply 4302/01/2013

I will eject you. Into SPACE!

by Anonymousreply 4402/01/2013

The air is the air.

by Anonymousreply 4502/01/2013

I can't! But to question Spock, of all people... Me, yes. I could run off half-cocked given a good reason, so could you, but not Spock. It's impossible.

by Anonymousreply 4602/01/2013

Captain, since we have seen that death is the one reality in this situation, I seriously suggest you reseat yourself immediately, without moving a muscle of either hand. If I remember correctly, that would involve you in what was called the fast draw. It initiated unfortunate events.

by Anonymousreply 4702/01/2013

T'PAU: Live long and prosper, Spock.

SPOCK: I shall do neither. I have killed my captain and my friend.

by Anonymousreply 4802/01/2013

Saavik: You lied!

Spock: I exaggerated.

by Anonymousreply 4902/01/2013

Dr. Phillip Boyce: A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he... turns his back on it and starts to wither away. Christopher Pike: Now you're beginning to talk like a doctor, bartender. Dr. Phillip Boyce: Take your choice. We both get the same two kinds of customers-- the living and the dying.

by Anonymousreply 5002/01/2013

No Kill I!

by Anonymousreply 5102/01/2013

Because of your Vulcan physique, I've prepared an extremely potent shot for you. However, I thought you might like to know that I've removed all the breakables from sickbay.

by Anonymousreply 5202/01/2013

Kirk: I am the Kirk, the creator?

Nomad: You are the creator.

Kirk: You're wrong. Jackson Roykirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error. You did not discover your mistake; you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect, and you have not corrected by sterilization; you have made three errors.

Nomad: (melting down and shooting sparks)Error? Error? Error? Examine.

by Anonymousreply 5302/01/2013

Kirk: I want his service record to end that way; he didn't ask for what happened to him.

Spock: I felt for him, too.

Kirk: I believe there's some hope for you after all, Mr. Spock.

by Anonymousreply 5402/01/2013

In every revolution there is one man with s vision. You can be that man.

by Anonymousreply 5502/01/2013

The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.

by Anonymousreply 5602/01/2013

R55 Captain Kirk, I shall consider it.

by Anonymousreply 5702/01/2013

"Jim, I think I liked him with a beard better. It gave him character. Of course, almost any change would be a distinct improvement."

by Anonymousreply 5802/01/2013

All right. In the heart, in the head, I won't stay dead. Next time I'll do the same to you; I'll kill you. And it goes on and on - good old game of war, pawn against pawn - stopping the bad guys while, somewhere, some... THING sits back and laughs and starts it all over again!

by Anonymousreply 5902/01/2013

Cossacks! Filthy Klingon murderers! You killed my brother Pyotr!

by Anonymousreply 6002/01/2013

I have little to say about it, Captain, except that for the first time in my life I was happy.

by Anonymousreply 6102/01/2013

I'm gonna ram her right down that thing's throat.

by Anonymousreply 6202/01/2013

He's dead, Jim.

by Anonymousreply 6302/01/2013

Change is the essential process of all existence.

by Anonymousreply 6402/01/2013

There's only one kind of woman...or man, for that matter. You either believe in yourself or you don't.

by Anonymousreply 6502/01/2013

We've got to risk implosion. We may explode into the biggest fireball this part of the galaxy has seen, but we've got to take that one in a million chance.

by Anonymousreply 6602/01/2013


by Anonymousreply 6702/01/2013

Hailing frequencies are open, Captain.

by Anonymousreply 6802/01/2013

Kevin Riley: "And now, crew, I will render 'Kathleen'... ONE MORE TIME!"

Captain Kirk: (murmuring to himself) "Please, not again."

by Anonymousreply 6902/01/2013

"There are other forms of intelligence on Earth doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message must be meant for man."

Star Trek, The Voyage Home

by Anonymousreply 7002/01/2013

Sulu: Hey, why don't you come down to the gym with me, Kevin, my lad.

Riley: Now?

Sulu: Why not? A light work-out will take the edge off.

by Anonymousreply 7102/01/2013

Sulu: I'll protect you, fair maiden.

Uhura: Sorry, neither!

by Anonymousreply 7202/02/2013

His brain is gone!

by Anonymousreply 7302/02/2013

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'. If I were human.

by Anonymousreply 7402/02/2013

By golly, Jim, I'm beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!

by Anonymousreply 7502/02/2013

Uhura to mirror universe Sulu: I'm afraid I changed my mind... again!

by Anonymousreply 7602/02/2013

You're the Captain's Woman until he says you're not.

by Anonymousreply 7702/02/2013

Warning. Warp core breach in 45 seconds.

by Anonymousreply 7802/02/2013

Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor. You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with a wave of a magic wand. They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

by Anonymousreply 7902/02/2013

"His brain is gone!"

by Anonymousreply 8002/02/2013

I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

by Anonymousreply 8102/02/2013

Dr. McCoy: I said, please don't tell Spock I said he was the best first officer in the fleet.

Spock: Why thank you, Dr. McCoy.

Capt. Kirk: You've been so concerned about his Vulcan eyes, Doctor, you forgot about his Vulcan ears.

by Anonymousreply 8202/02/2013

McCoy: What do those supersensitive ears make of that, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Wood... rubbing on some kind of leather.

by Anonymousreply 8302/02/2013

Khan Noonien Singh: But I caution you, such men dare take what they want.

(Space Seed)

by Anonymousreply 8402/02/2013

Mr. Spock: Being split in two halves is no theory with me, Doctor. I have a human half, you see, as well as an alien half, submerged, constantly at war with each other. Personal experience, Doctor. I survive it because my intelligence wins out over both, makes them live together.

by Anonymousreply 8502/02/2013

Lt. Uhura: Captain! My communicator is working again. I've just made contact with the Enterprise. They're asking if you want to beam up.

Captain Kirk: Yes! Let's get the hell out of here.

by Anonymousreply 8602/02/2013

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim."

by Anonymousreply 8702/02/2013

I'm Captain Kirk! I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!

by Anonymousreply 8802/02/2013

"Now this is a drink for a man." -- Scott

"Scotch?" -- Checkov

"Aye." -- Scott

"It vas inwented by a little old lady in Lenningrad." -- Checkov

by Anonymousreply 8902/02/2013

"Double dumb-ass on you!"

by Anonymousreply 9002/02/2013

No beach to walk on.

by Anonymousreply 9102/02/2013

R89 = 6:15

by Anonymousreply 9202/02/2013

"Everybody remember where we parked."

-James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

by Anonymousreply 9302/03/2013

Thank you, r90; now I need to watch this :)

by Anonymousreply 9402/03/2013

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

by Anonymousreply 9502/03/2013

"Excuse me! I need to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"

by Anonymousreply 9602/03/2013

Dr. McCoy -- "Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!"

by Anonymousreply 9702/03/2013

KIRK: My friend... is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're... actually easy to explain...

SPOCK: Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child...

KIRK: ...the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical... rice picker... but, fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life...

by Anonymousreply 9802/03/2013

This is fantasy. You wanted adventure, how's this? The old adrenaline going, huh? Good boy. Now get in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 9902/03/2013

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is just as good as Star Trek. Let's quote some of its classic dialogue. Who's with me?

by Anonymousreply 10002/03/2013

Trelane: Oh, the remarkable treachery of the species!

Captain James T. Kirk: Go on, Trelane! Look at it! It's over. Your power is blanked out. You're finished!

Trelane: You've earned my wrath! Go back. Go back to your ship! All of you! And prepare: you're all dead men! You, especially, Captain!

Sulu: Ooh, get her!

by Anonymousreply 10102/03/2013

Dr. McCoy - "Spock, this 'child' is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

by Anonymousreply 10202/03/2013

R99 - I loved that Uhura!

by Anonymousreply 10302/03/2013

"Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons."

Mr. Spock to Kirk, as Kirk is about to hug him, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

by Anonymousreply 10402/03/2013

Scotty: Computer! Computer?

(He's handed a mouse, and he speaks into it) Scotty: Hello, computer.

Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.

Scotty: A keyboard. How quaint.

by Anonymousreply 10502/04/2013

Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

by Anonymousreply 10602/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 10702/04/2013

[quote]Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea is just as good as Star Trek. Let's quote some of its classic dialogue. Who's with me?

No one, apparently.

Pay the miserable $18 pittance and start your own fucking thread. It's incredible rude to try to hijack someone else's just because you're a cheapskate.

by Anonymousreply 10802/04/2013

Mr. Scott -- "Captain, thank heaven."

Spock -- "Mr. Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross-circuiting to B that recovered them."

Dr. McCoy -- "Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears! As long as it worked, Jim."

by Anonymousreply 10902/04/2013

Dr. McCoy: The word was "smog".

Spock: Yes, I believe that was the term. I had no idea you were that much of a historian, Doctor.

Dr. McCoy: I am not, Mr. Spock. I was simply trying to stop you from giving us a whole lecture on the subject.

by Anonymousreply 11002/04/2013

Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!

by Anonymousreply 11102/04/2013

Martia: They'll respect you now.

Kirk: That's a comfort. I was lucky that thing had knees.

Martia: That was not his knee. Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.

Kirk: Anything you want to tell me?

by Anonymousreply 11202/04/2013

"If I were human I believe my response would be "go to hell."... If I were human"

by Anonymousreply 11302/04/2013

Dr. McCoy: Spock, I've found that evil usually triumphs... unless good is very, very careful.

by Anonymousreply 11402/04/2013

Kirk: Damn it, Bones, I need you. Badly!

by Anonymousreply 11502/04/2013

"I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species. You can assure him that's the truth, can't you?"

by Anonymousreply 11602/04/2013

Captain Kirk: The best defense is a strong offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

by Anonymousreply 11702/04/2013


by Anonymousreply 11802/04/2013

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream"

by Anonymousreply 11902/04/2013

Dr. McCoy: Those filthy butchers. There are rules, even in war. You don't keep hacking at a man after he's down.

by Anonymousreply 12002/04/2013

Love is the most important thing on Earth. Especially to a man and a woman.

by Anonymousreply 12102/04/2013

McCoy: (to an unconscious Spock) I'm gonna tell you something that I... never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've... missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again.

by Anonymousreply 12202/04/2013

(Witnessing the destruction of the Enterprise

Kirk: My God, Bones... what have I done?

McCoy: What you had to do. What you always do, turn death into a fighting chance to live.

by Anonymousreply 12302/04/2013

I don't believe in the no-win scenario.

by Anonymousreply 12402/04/2013

“We have them just where they want us.”

by Anonymousreply 12502/05/2013

What does it mean, "exact change"?

by Anonymousreply 12602/05/2013

"You once asked me why I married your mother...I married her because I loved her." -- Sarek, "Star Trek" (2009)

by Anonymousreply 12702/05/2013

Spock: If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny; anything else is a waste of material.

Kirk: I would not presume to debate you.

Spock: That is wise. Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Kirk: Or the one.

Spock: You are my superior officer. You are also my friend. I have been and always shall be yours.

by Anonymousreply 12802/05/2013

Beware Romulans bearing gifts.

by Anonymousreply 12902/05/2013

This thread made me watch The Voyage Home last night. I didn't want anything too heavy.

by Anonymousreply 13002/05/2013

Did you find the nuclear wessels, R130?

by Anonymousreply 13102/05/2013

Yes VOTN. I love the part where he and Uhura are asking the cop where the nuclear wessels are and he's just staring at them. I always wondered if they were really wandering the streets in costume and approaching real people and not actors.

by Anonymousreply 13202/05/2013

"I always wondered if they were really wandering the streets in costume and approaching real people and not actors."

When "ST IV" was shot in San Francisco, they had a little problem. There were lots of hidden camera shots of the characters walking down the street in costume, director Nimoy wanted some shots of ordinary people gawking. But nobody gawked! By San Francisco standards, a Starfleet uniform isn't wierd enough to attract attention.

by Anonymousreply 13302/05/2013

I also love The Voyage Home, and I've also heard the story about how the actors in their Starfleet uniforms didn't even get a second glance from people on the street.

by Anonymousreply 13402/05/2013

If both survive the [italic]lirpa,[/italic] combat will continue with the [italic]ahn woon.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 13502/05/2013
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