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What do you think the last post on DL will be?

Oh, the huge manatee! Why, why, why?

by Anonymousreply 12111/02/2014

Editor:

Please red-tag and ban the entire board.

Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 101/30/2013

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 201/31/2013

r2 wins

by Anonymousreply 301/31/2013

Look everyone! Pictures of Tom Cruise making out with a man!

by Anonymousreply 401/31/2013

Deanna Durbin is a fascist.

by Anonymousreply 501/31/2013

Racist misogynist freeper!

by Anonymousreply 601/31/2013

What a world! What a world...!

by Anonymousreply 701/31/2013

The earrings were never bigger, and the caftans, never more billowing. The eldergays are dead, and their massive breasts lie interred with them.

by Anonymousreply 801/31/2013

Webmistress will post a book length analysis of the things she has witnessed over the years, revealing herself to be an ever watchful presence.

by Anonymousreply 901/31/2013

W&W for R7.

by Anonymousreply 1001/31/2013

DataLounge, It's a cookbook!

by Anonymousreply 1101/31/2013

R10 is obviously R7.

by Anonymousreply 1201/31/2013

President Rick Santorum and Vice President Todd Akin have taken over the Internets. This is an official post from the newly white White House. Please be advised that we will be rounding all of you up shortly.

by Anonymousreply 1301/31/2013

It'll be some clueless flyover queen bitching that NY (which is attacked first) always makes a big thing out of nothing and that the city is full of drama queens. The last words:

"Well smell [bold]her[/bold]!

by Anonymousreply 1401/31/2013

Caftans and earrings

by Anonymousreply 1601/31/2013

Hey, R15 - that's a PSA. You'll thank me in 4 years.

by Anonymousreply 1701/31/2013

Hey Bitches, I just broke down and paid my $18 . . .

by Anonymousreply 1801/31/2013

HELLO.I COCKROACH.WHERE EVERBODY???

by Anonymousreply 1901/31/2013

Much like the sex lives of its posters, DL ended with a whimper rather than a bang.

by Anonymousreply 2002/01/2013

Oh, the humanity!

by Anonymousreply 2202/01/2013

The Matador..the Matador...me..me...

by Anonymousreply 2302/01/2013

Eskimo

by Anonymousreply 2402/01/2013

We have stated our boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 2502/01/2013

Anyone going to Cher's funeral?

by Anonymousreply 2602/01/2013

Which one will that be, R26? The 3rd farewell funeral, the 7th?

by Anonymousreply 2702/01/2013

Gale Harold isn't gay.

by Anonymousreply 2802/01/2013

HOLY CRAP--HERE IT COMES!!!

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2013

I can no longer associate myself...

by Anonymousreply 3002/01/2013

R10 here. I thought the joke was funny as it referenced the wicked witch. Us that hard to believe?

by Anonymousreply 3102/01/2013

It will involve cak and graxy.

by Anonymousreply 3202/01/2013

Something from the webmistress apologizing for the appalling lack of oversight and the inconsistent and peculiar banning despite overlooking the homophobes.

Because that's the point hell freezes over, and all the little devils there finally have a land bridge to us.

by Anonymousreply 3302/01/2013

*kisses doll*

*shakes snowglobe*

*dry-humps sled*

*sets fire to the painting in the attic*

by Anonymousreply 3402/02/2013

Why are straight me so dead?

by Anonymousreply 3502/02/2013

And so Mitch Daniels was sworn in as president at 1:20 p.m.

by Anonymousreply 3602/02/2013

Not sure why the last DL post will coincide with the end of the world... my sources from beyond the grave indicate that DL will be gone long before whatever apocalypse scenario you choose occurs.

by Anonymousreply 3702/02/2013

Julianne Moore, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 3802/02/2013

and . . . scene.

by Anonymousreply 3902/02/2013

Why are they censoring all Gale Harold's threads? Something to hide?

by Anonymousreply 4002/13/2013

This.

by Anonymousreply 4102/13/2013

They blew it up! God damn you! Damn you all to hell!!

by Anonymousreply 4202/13/2013

My pussy STILL stinks.

by Anonymousreply 4302/13/2013

DL is ending!!?? NO!

by Anonymousreply 4402/13/2013

It was all a dream!!

by Anonymousreply 4502/13/2013

My pussy DOES NOT stink.

by Anonymousreply 4602/13/2013

Cheryl, your pussy will stink in perpetuity.

It will still stink even after you AND the DL are long dead.

by Anonymousreply 4702/13/2013

The Datalounge was an insatiable bottom.

by Anonymousreply 4802/13/2013

Meryl is going to win.

by Anonymousreply 4902/13/2013

Ha, ha! I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 5002/13/2013

DL's collapse is COMPLETE.

by Anonymousreply 5102/14/2013

What the fu (screen goes white)

by Anonymousreply 5202/14/2013

It works! It works! The Acquired Phallus Deficiency Syndrome virus works!!!

by Anonymousreply 5302/14/2013

Hello?? Is there anybody else alive out there? All I can see are cockroaches and Kardashians.

by Anonymousreply 5402/14/2013

Don't joke around about that R54, because I do think the time is coming when the human race will only be made up of Kardashians.

by Anonymousreply 5502/14/2013

I know, R55. Isn't that a frightening thought. All Kardashinans and their brain dead zombies.

by Anonymousreply 5602/14/2013

And

SUZANNE ROGERS

as

DATALOUNGE

by Anonymousreply 5702/14/2013

What's that bright yellow spot in the night sky? Anyone else see it?

by Anonymousreply 5802/14/2013

A nasty retort from R1, of course. The irony is, though, that DL's readership will have finally dwindled to just one paid eldergay member, the OP of that last thread, who will pose as R1 to bump the thread after it lay dormant for hours because of primetime. He'll then gasp his last eldergay breath and die, taking DL with him because primetime will have locked out any non-paying visitors still aware of this place.

The End.

by Anonymousreply 5902/14/2013

I knew a website full of pointless bitchery, and then it died.

by Anonymousreply 6002/14/2013

Nobody's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 6102/14/2013

Do you feel an earthquake?

by Anonymousreply 6202/14/2013

I knew someone who posted last on DL.

And then he died.

by Anonymousreply 6302/14/2013

The DataLounge used to be soooooo much better.

by Anonymousreply 6402/14/2013

Madonna has the biggest selling tour of all time.

by Anonymousreply 6502/14/2013

Why does it feel so hot in here all of a sudden, OMG, THE SUN AHHHHHHHH.....

by Anonymousreply 6602/14/2013

Ack...ack ack ack......

by Anonymousreply 6702/14/2013

Ak ak ak ak ak ak ak ak ak

by Anonymousreply 6802/14/2013

What are those drones doing flying above my house?

by Anonymousreply 6902/14/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 7002/14/2013

I told you I was hardcore.

by Anonymousreply 7102/14/2013

Oh Dea

by Anonymousreply 7202/14/2013

Let's post pics of Blatino Husbears presenting their holes!

by Anonymousreply 7302/15/2013

Well i don`t know about the caption,but the text will be `any questions?`.

by Anonymousreply 7402/15/2013

I have been told by my Almiqui Overlord that I must stop posting on this degenerate site. I must now return to the quarry as ordered.

by Anonymousreply 7502/16/2013

FOLLIES!

by Anonymousreply 7602/16/2013

Cheryl finally washes her pussy because Helen Lawson told her to. Armageddon carry us home!

by Anonymousreply 7702/16/2013

Has it been Primetime for 3 or 4 years now?

by Anonymousreply 7802/16/2013

The webbie is actually a frau living in Frauenville, SD. 'I'll never for get you dolls" Hugs & Kisses, Margaret Ellen, aka Sis

by Anonymousreply 7902/16/2013

Is that a meteor flying by my hou .................................................................................................................................xduddiddidsncn[129?

by Anonymousreply 8002/16/2013

Nov 8, 2016:

Holy shit! The election was just called for Ryan/Santorum!

by Anonymousreply 8102/16/2013

For beloved show queens and wonderful Bway thread OP:

"And when we're rich as Croesus, Jesus, won't we see you all in Hell?!"

Monsieur and Madame Threnadier

by Anonymousreply 8202/16/2013

St. Peter, at the pearly gates, will have a list AND only good little boys and gals who consistently used correct grammar will get in to Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 8302/16/2013

The trolls surrounding the princes will all be magically transformed to hot guys in the hereafter.

by Anonymousreply 8402/16/2013

"Gal" is slang. See you in hell, R83.

by Anonymousreply 8502/16/2013

What was that bang?

by Anonymousreply 8602/16/2013

The posts are coming from INSIDE the prolapsed anus!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8702/16/2013

What is Datacide?

by Anonymousreply 8802/27/2013

Bump

by Anonymousreply 8910/30/2014

I just saved $18.00 on my Internet addiction.

by Anonymousreply 9010/30/2014

R83 is obviously not getting [bold]into[/bold] heaven.

by Anonymousreply 9110/30/2014

Does anyone know what the last post on TWOP was? Maybe "Squeee!"? Or "you owe me a new keyboard!"

by Anonymousreply 9210/30/2014

It had a great ass but it couldn't live forever.

by Anonymousreply 9310/30/2014

It's all for you, Damien!

by Anonymousreply 9410/30/2014

Probably Witchiepoo spinning another desperate yarn.

by Anonymousreply 9510/30/2014

I died for your sins - again.

by Anonymousreply 9610/30/2014

Something about Colton Haynes.

by Anonymousreply 9710/30/2014

No idea what the last post will be but I'm sure that it will be written by D@vida "Crazypants" R0chelle

by Anonymousreply 9810/30/2014

I just woke up and Bobby's in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 9910/30/2014

This thread is useless without pictures.

by Anonymousreply 10010/30/2014

So young.

by Anonymousreply 10110/30/2014

The LAST post on DL before this place will ALWAYS be:

JANET JACKSON IS THE QUEEN OF POP!

Get educated, peasants!

by Anonymousreply 10210/30/2014

Corn? When did I eat corn?

by Anonymousreply 10310/31/2014

I gave R103 a WW

by Anonymousreply 10410/31/2014

LENA DUNHAM IS AT THE DOOR!!!

by Anonymousreply 10510/31/2014

Allah waAkbar

*fade to green*

by Anonymousreply 10610/31/2014

Ahem.

by Anonymousreply 10710/31/2014

Outlived ya!

by Anonymousreply 10810/31/2014

And by the way, I am

by Anonymousreply 10910/31/2014

OP types fat.

by Anonymousreply 11010/31/2014

R110, hey baby word to the wise, OK? "you type fat" is old and no longer funny. It is no longer groovy or totally tubular or LMFAO. OK buddy?

by Anonymousreply 11110/31/2014

So who's coming to my latest farewell tour?

by Anonymousreply 11210/31/2014

And the Oscar goes to...Barbra Streisand for [italic]Gypsy[/italic]!

by Anonymousreply 11310/31/2014

I'm crying as I type this...

by Anonymousreply 11411/01/2014

This thread is useless without pics.

by Anonymousreply 11511/01/2014

Told you so.

by Anonymousreply 11611/02/2014

Ebola is not contagi.......

by Anonymousreply 11711/02/2014

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 11811/02/2014

I warned you about King Kong. *kisses doll*

by Anonymousreply 11911/02/2014

Woke up it was a Chelsea morning and the first thing that I saw, was a... SURPRISE ANAL

by Anonymousreply 12011/02/2014

Who'd have thunk Mauritania would ever develop WMDs?

by Anonymousreply 12111/02/2014
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