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Caftan's and Earrings Dude:

I'm relatively new to DL, having decided to give my future $18 of savings to DL rather than just going ahead and renting some more rough trade this month.

I've seen your Caftan and Earrings comments and think they are hysterical. So I googled, "Caftain and Earrings" to find ALL of your posts and there are 3 full pages of them.

But my question to you is: What do you do when you are in a public place and the caftain gets caught tightly between your cheeks in your butt crack? Grab it? Ignore it? Subject it to the 5 second rule? What.

by Anonymousreply 1301/31/2013

Pay some motorcycle dude in boots and tight jeans to insert his hand in there and keep it there for a few minutes then gradually have him squeeze the buttcheeks hard til they squeak. When he leaves on his merry way, have him pull the caftan back out again.

by Anonymousreply 101/30/2013

[quote]you are in a public place and the caftain gets caught

Oh, Dear

by Anonymousreply 201/30/2013

A gentleman always sprays his butt-crack with PAM non-stick cooking spray before donning his caftan.

by Anonymousreply 301/30/2013

I find the caftan and earrings shtick quite sad but not nearly as sad as the guy who actually likes it.

by Anonymousreply 401/30/2013

I'm sure a grade-school kid wouldn't even find the shtick amusing.

by Anonymousreply 501/30/2013

You're able to get rough trade for only $18.00?

by Anonymousreply 601/30/2013

you can't even get a decent pair of earrings for $18 - let along a nice caftan!

by Anonymousreply 701/30/2013

You can get the earrings, the caftan and the rough trade in Turkey all for only $18. I've done it.

by Anonymousreply 801/30/2013

OP, contrary to emerging popular opinion as voiced in Vogue, Cosmopolitan, and Rough Trade Weekly, it is perfectly acceptable, if not preferable, to present oneself this way as a "Caftan Kootie" in such popular establishments as Dollar Store, Piggly Wiggly, 99 Cents-Or-Less.

However, it is suggested that a darker caftan fabric be chosen, lest you unleash it from your man-crack with a heavy personal stain for the world to observe in the checkout lines of these fine establishments.

by Anonymousreply 901/30/2013

R3, You are a HOOT!

by Anonymousreply 1001/30/2013

Ditto R9, the hoot thing and your personal stains.

by Anonymousreply 1101/30/2013

Well, I for one think it's nice that we got a new member who enjoys one of our sillier things. Sophistication is so wearying after a time.

by Anonymousreply 1201/30/2013

R4 : "Hey kid! Get off my lawn!"

by Anonymousreply 1301/31/2013
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