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Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen's New Home Has a Moat

22,000 square feet. I don't care how rich you are, nobody needs to live in a house that big. It looks like a god damn resort hotel.

by But it has solar panels!reply 3001/30/2013

Oh my GAWD, for real?

by But it has solar panels!reply 101/29/2013

You're right about it being like a hotel, and I imagine you must need a staff like a hotel to run it and maintain it.

by But it has solar panels!reply 201/29/2013

Horrible. It looks like a Disneyland attraction.

by But it has solar panels!reply 301/29/2013

If I didn't build the moat, Tom would eventually figure how to get out!

by But it has solar panels!reply 401/29/2013

I love rich people who live like this. They simply don't give a shit what other people will think of their tackiness.

by But it has solar panels!reply 501/29/2013

Is ugly no?

by But it has solar panels!reply 601/29/2013

Is Gisele Bundchen the luckiest bitch who ever walked the face of the Earth or what?

by But it has solar panels!reply 701/29/2013

Totally agree, R7.

by But it has solar panels!reply 801/29/2013

Spider web gate entrance aside, in both looks and location Stephen King's house is my favorite celebrity house.

by But it has solar panels!reply 901/29/2013

Why do you need all those rooms, other than showing off? Btw, I can't stand Gisele Bundchen.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1001/29/2013

The pool area looks very poorly designed.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1101/30/2013

She's the only money bags in her poor German family that left Deutschland during WW2 & were all NAZIs. So they all probably live with her although that's not how real Germans in Germany would live today. Arbeit jetzt!

by But it has solar panels!reply 1201/30/2013

I simply don't get it. Clearly, they can do whatever the fuck they want with their money. And, yeah, I'd expect them to have a bigger-than-average house.

But, I don't understand the Superhouse. How is that comfortable, cozy, peaceful - what you want in a house?

by But it has solar panels!reply 1301/30/2013

She's one hot broad.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1401/30/2013

Have to think that this is all her idea. It's bloody ridiculous.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1501/30/2013

This is a house you'd typically see in Beverly Hills, not Brentwood.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1601/30/2013

We had a great thread on this about a year ago.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1701/30/2013

That's a big pool. A moat would need to encircle the entire property.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1801/30/2013

I can't lie - I'm jealous. I wish it was mine.

by But it has solar panels!reply 1901/30/2013

Brady is 35 - isn't he getting a little long in the tooth to be playing football still?

by But it has solar panels!reply 2001/30/2013

Why do people with fuck-you money build places so boring and conventional?

If I had an unlimited budget, I'd at least be original. Something strange and beautiful, or a hobbit hole, or the last word in green design with a carbon-generating ecosystem on the roof. Just not another McMansion.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2101/30/2013

Like this, r21.

Sadly, plans for this one had to be ditched, but certainly better than Brady's unimaginative monstrosity.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2201/30/2013

I like that one, R22, but I'm not sure if I like all those separate hole gardens. Building one's own hobbit hole around a central area, like this one, might feel more homelike.

Either one would be more fun than a big ugly McMansion.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2301/30/2013

I totally agree, r21. If I had all that money I would build an Imperial Star Destroyer house. It would be fucking amazing.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2401/30/2013

One half expects the doorbell at Maison Brady to play "We're In the Money."

by But it has solar panels!reply 2501/30/2013

To keep out the gays?

by But it has solar panels!reply 2601/30/2013

One can only hope that Jizz-elle Bundchen will drown in that fucking moat!

She has to be one of the most uninteresting people every to work in fashion, she's completely deluded and incredibly dumb.

You've got to wonder what they talk about after they fuck. I guess they both gaze into their separate mirrors then check out how their investments are doing.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2701/30/2013

RIch white trash. The end.

by But it has solar panels!reply 2801/30/2013

who needs a fucking moat??!

by But it has solar panels!reply 2901/30/2013

I did not see any moat in the picture, and this looked far more tasteful than other giant celebrity sprawls, like the mess that Candy Spelling had built, or the one that Roseanne and Tom were having built and then had to have demolished when they split. The main thing that I don't like about it is the attached garage with a front entrance, instead of having a motor court out of sight.

by But it has solar panels!reply 3001/30/2013
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