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A little lesbian humor?

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What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.

What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.

What do you call a lesbian with long finger? Well Hung.

How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes.

What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 Government workers? 100 people that don't do dick.

Thank you, please try the veal.

by Milton Berle XIreply 3302/08/2013

Yeah, we love you too, swishy faggot.

by Milton Berle XIreply 101/29/2013

F&F

by Milton Berle XIreply 201/29/2013

[quote] What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge.

Love this one.

by Milton Berle XIreply 301/29/2013

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

by Milton Berle XIreply 401/29/2013

Honestly, I thought these were cute.

I love my lesbian sisters.

by Milton Berle XIreply 501/29/2013

They are funny!

by Milton Berle XIreply 601/29/2013

[quote]What do you call a lesbian with long finger? Well Hung.

Lol. I had to read this one three times to get it. I like it.

by Milton Berle XIreply 701/29/2013

RACIST!

by Milton Berle XIreply 801/29/2013

ignorant r7. length has nothing has nothing to do with it, its only 4".

by Milton Berle XIreply 901/29/2013

Uh, it's a joke R9 not a documentary.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1001/29/2013

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1101/29/2013

Woman 1: Did you hear about Jane? She's now a lesbian!

Woman 2: Oh, so she finally got her lick-her license.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1201/29/2013

You are just an awful bigot OP (I figured I should be the one to scream the obligatory BIGOT/MORON stuff), you should be taken over some diesel dyke's knee and spanked silly, or should I say sillier. Anyway, I really liked the one about the Ritz cracker. So if you're willing to provide a witty answer, I thought of a question: How can you tell a lesbian in the dark?

by Milton Berle XIreply 1301/30/2013

Boundaries were stated, then crossed. Humor has wounded. Tonight, not even Tori Amos can soothe the rapish betrayal.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1401/30/2013

[quote] How can you tell a lesbian in the dark?

I don't know, how?

by Milton Berle XIreply 1501/30/2013

Bump

by Milton Berle XIreply 1602/03/2013

Why did L'oreal?

Because Max Factor.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1702/03/2013

LMAO I am sure the bulldykes will be up in arms

by Milton Berle XIreply 1802/03/2013

Love 'em! Some should tell these on-stage at Michfest.

by Milton Berle XIreply 1902/03/2013

Q: How do you know what a lesbian's boundaries are upon meeting her for the first time?

A: Don't worry. She'll tell you.

by Milton Berle XIreply 2002/03/2013

Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

It's hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.

by Milton Berle XIreply 2102/03/2013

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle!

by Milton Berle XIreply 2202/03/2013

Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?

They don't like Dick's!

by Milton Berle XIreply 2302/03/2013

What's the difference between a lesbian & a cow?

10 pounds and a flannel shirt.

by Milton Berle XIreply 2402/07/2013

wow r24.

by Milton Berle XIreply 2502/07/2013

Keep up the hatred, queens. Our enemies love it.

by Milton Berle XIreply 2602/07/2013

What do you get when you lock two gays in a room?

A BROADWAY MUSICAL

What do you get when you lock two gays and a lesbian in a room?

A BROADWAY MUSICAL...WITH A STAGE MANAGER

by Milton Berle XIreply 2702/07/2013

LOL. What do butch lesbians say to each other during a altercation?

"No I'm the man" the other one- "No I'm the man

by Milton Berle XIreply 2802/07/2013

I'm sure I speak for ALL the lesbians here on Datalounge ...

These are REALLY funny. Keep 'em coming!

by Milton Berle XIreply 2902/08/2013

What did the lesbian do when she discovered her life-partner in earrings and caftans?

by Milton Berle XIreply 3002/08/2013

That's your life, isn't it, R30? A joke in search of a punchline.

by Milton Berle XIreply 3102/08/2013

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss

by Milton Berle XIreply 3202/08/2013

I am loving many of these.....not the assholes at R24 or R30, though. Most of you are bringing the (pleasant) humor.

And I still don't know how you find a lesbian in the dark!

by Milton Berle XIreply 3302/08/2013
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