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Busting A Nut at Work

I'm usually the last one to leave at work. I close the place up, set the alarm, etc. A couple months ago I was super horny, and I thought, "Maybe just this once. Why not?" - so I got my thing on and busted a nut.

Now I can't stop!

What does this make me?

by Timmyreply 4602/11/2013

"What does this make me?"

The star of the security Christmas reel.

by Timmyreply 101/29/2013

You poor thing! Work must be so draining for you.

by Timmyreply 201/29/2013

a Craigslist ad

by Timmyreply 301/29/2013

Not sure which is worse...doing that at work or being such a loser that you post it.

by Timmyreply 401/29/2013

Under 20: complusive masturbater

Over 20: pervert

by Timmyreply 501/29/2013

Ive been watching you on the hidden security cameras OP. Your dick is so tiny, I wouldn't feel right firing you.

by Timmyreply 601/29/2013

The cleaning crew's worst nightmare.

by Timmyreply 701/29/2013

SHAME!

by Timmyreply 801/29/2013

An imbecile with sticky fingers.

by Timmyreply 901/29/2013

"...so I got my thing on and busted a nut. Now I can't stop! What does this make me?"

Beats me.

by Timmyreply 1001/29/2013

I don't know, I think it's kinda hot...

by Timmyreply 1101/30/2013

It makes you tiny, Tim. Ahah-ahah-a ha ha ha. Anyway, op, where do you live? It sounds like you're my kind of guy. You really need the company of another man (or men) to help "relieve the pressure"--it's like religion, don't pursue it alone, you need a "church" or is it that you need to be "churched" in the old sense of the word?

To tell you the truth OP, I used to work early in the morning as a receiving clerk at a big store and at that hour you and the truckers and delivery guys need a sense of humor to deal with it so you and they engage in horseplay and I can assure you I have smacked my share of great trucker ass in snug jeans in my time. Sometimes on break I went to the men's room and jacked off to it or "busted a nut" if you please and never regretted a single moment of it.

by Timmyreply 1201/30/2013

I love to go by a hot guy's office and suck him off or jerk off with him. office sex is so hot.

by Timmyreply 1301/30/2013

It makes you an uber goober for using the phrase "bust a nut."

Lame.

by Timmyreply 1401/30/2013

Did you leave the door open or closed r14? Juuusst kidding. I find it hard to believe that you routinely did this--can you describe the sequence of events that led up to your being the gay male (assuming you are) answer to Monica Lewinsky?

by Timmyreply 1501/30/2013

All guys do that Timmy. Seriously.

by Timmyreply 1601/30/2013

R5 I didn't think a gay man would ever make this mistake.

by Timmyreply 1701/30/2013

OP: You're gonna get caught. You're going to get over-confident--criminals always do. And when you least expect it, someone is going to come back to the office or the cleaning crew will see you unexpectedly. If you're gonna jack off, do it in the bathroom stall--not at your desk.

by Timmyreply 1801/30/2013

That is good advice OP, if you do feel you have to do it, do it in the men's room so that you can hear someone come in but they can't see you in the toilet stall. Even I did it that way in my "salad days". And as the late Dear Abby often said, write back--I care!

by Timmyreply 1901/30/2013

this thread is useless without photocopies

by Timmyreply 2001/30/2013

Hard to believe that someone who uses the expression "uber goober" would criticize someone for using the phrase "bust a nut."

by Timmyreply 2101/30/2013

R13, I happen to be one of those truckers in snug jeans, and let me tell you that I love it when one of the receiving clerks (or anyone else for that matter) gets in my truck sleeper and sucks me off. One of my favorite experiences of all time was when I was delivering sawmill equipment, and parked outside the gate of a sawmill to sleep overnight, and when the first man arrived about 5am, he banged on the side of the truck to wake me up so he could drive in, as I had not realized I was parked in front of the only entrance. When I got out of the truck to talk to him, I had morning erection, and he stared at it, and he was so beautiful that I could not help but to stare at him, so he said, "hurry and get that truck in there and let me suck that hard dick before anyone else gets here". We actually spent about 30 minutes in the sleeper, and then went inside his office to drink coffee and flirt with each other for another 30 minures or so before anyone else got there. He was the owner's son and came in that early because the private patrol had called and told them that a truck was parked blocking the drive.

by Timmyreply 2301/30/2013

It makes you human!!

by Timmyreply 2401/30/2013

r5, what does over 20 mean?

by Timmyreply 2501/30/2013

A work-place wanker.

by Timmyreply 2601/30/2013

I've fucked my ex-bf in his office toilets, during business hours. I've also jacked off a few times at the office. Sometimes you just need to bust a nut.

by Timmyreply 2701/30/2013

Oh, when I was young and horny -- WAY before security cameras, I used to be a chronic work-bator. I even invited a guy to trick at the office once or twice. Scary fun.

Oh the follies of the young.

L'Amour! Tojour, L'amour!

by Timmyreply 2801/30/2013

Sorry my sarcasm wasn't more obvious, R22.

by Timmyreply 2901/30/2013

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by Timmyreply 3001/31/2013

Are there any young gay men who have never busted a nut at work?

by Timmyreply 3102/01/2013

I remember some guy on here say he used to work late at night in an office and he would randomly go up to other guys working late and ask to suck their dicks. I don't think anyone complied. I remember thinking what would possess him to do that.

by Timmyreply 3202/01/2013

[quote]I remember thinking what would possess him to do that.

He was just being helpful!

by Timmyreply 3302/02/2013

Strange that any healthy male would think this is unusual.

by Timmyreply 3402/03/2013

Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it!

by Timmyreply 3502/06/2013

Grossest slang ever: bust a nut, or rub one out. Bleah.

by Timmyreply 3602/06/2013

Once in a stall I sat on the edge of the toilet and bust a nut all over the stall door. I left it there for the next user of that stall.

by Timmyreply 3702/07/2013

I thought Zak had died?

by Timmyreply 3802/07/2013

Well, now we know what the secret sauce is.

by Timmyreply 3902/07/2013

I worked at SAKS in Miami,and lots of the salesmen would jerk off quick late in the afternoon. It was not a cruisey or sexual situation at all. Just relieving stress. The pressure of that job was incredible. I did it too(I'm gay) most of the sales guys from the other departments were straight .

by Timmyreply 4002/07/2013

"The pressure of that job was incredible."

Why, R41?

by Timmyreply 4102/07/2013

You should have offered a helping hand R41.

by Timmyreply 4202/08/2013

Surely there must be a few more tales to tell.

by Timmyreply 4302/10/2013

I worked for a short time as a tele-marketer. The bathrooms were just single units. I would get so bored, I would jerk off into the sink and just rinse it out.

by Timmyreply 4402/11/2013

Are you the Pope?

by Timmyreply 4502/11/2013
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