Busting A Nut at Work
I'm usually the last one to leave at work. I close the place up, set the alarm, etc. A couple months ago I was super horny, and I thought, "Maybe just this once. Why not?" - so I got my thing on and busted a nut.
Now I can't stop!
What does this make me?
|by Timmy||reply 46||02/11/2013|
"What does this make me?"
The star of the security Christmas reel.
|by Timmy||reply 1||01/29/2013|
You poor thing! Work must be so draining for you.
|by Timmy||reply 2||01/29/2013|
Not sure which is worse...doing that at work or being such a loser that you post it.
|by Timmy||reply 4||01/29/2013|
Under 20: complusive masturbater
Over 20: pervert
|by Timmy||reply 5||01/29/2013|
Ive been watching you on the hidden security cameras OP. Your dick is so tiny, I wouldn't feel right firing you.
|by Timmy||reply 6||01/29/2013|
The cleaning crew's worst nightmare.
|by Timmy||reply 7||01/29/2013|
An imbecile with sticky fingers.
|by Timmy||reply 9||01/29/2013|
"...so I got my thing on and busted a nut. Now I can't stop! What does this make me?"
|by Timmy||reply 10||01/29/2013|
I don't know, I think it's kinda hot...
|by Timmy||reply 11||01/29/2013|
It makes you tiny, Tim. Ahah-ahah-a ha ha ha. Anyway, op, where do you live? It sounds like you're my kind of guy. You really need the company of another man (or men) to help "relieve the pressure"--it's like religion, don't pursue it alone, you need a "church" or is it that you need to be "churched" in the old sense of the word?
To tell you the truth OP, I used to work early in the morning as a receiving clerk at a big store and at that hour you and the truckers and delivery guys need a sense of humor to deal with it so you and they engage in horseplay and I can assure you I have smacked my share of great trucker ass in snug jeans in my time. Sometimes on break I went to the men's room and jacked off to it or "busted a nut" if you please and never regretted a single moment of it.
|by Timmy||reply 12||01/29/2013|
I love to go by a hot guy's office and suck him off or jerk off with him. office sex is so hot.
|by Timmy||reply 13||01/29/2013|
It makes you an uber goober for using the phrase "bust a nut."
|by Timmy||reply 14||01/29/2013|
Did you leave the door open or closed r14? Juuusst kidding. I find it hard to believe that you routinely did this--can you describe the sequence of events that led up to your being the gay male (assuming you are) answer to Monica Lewinsky?
|by Timmy||reply 15||01/29/2013|
All guys do that Timmy. Seriously.
|by Timmy||reply 16||01/29/2013|
R5 I didn't think a gay man would ever make this mistake.
|by Timmy||reply 17||01/29/2013|
OP: You're gonna get caught. You're going to get over-confident--criminals always do. And when you least expect it, someone is going to come back to the office or the cleaning crew will see you unexpectedly. If you're gonna jack off, do it in the bathroom stall--not at your desk.
|by Timmy||reply 18||01/29/2013|
That is good advice OP, if you do feel you have to do it, do it in the men's room so that you can hear someone come in but they can't see you in the toilet stall. Even I did it that way in my "salad days". And as the late Dear Abby often said, write back--I care!
|by Timmy||reply 19||01/29/2013|
this thread is useless without photocopies
|by Timmy||reply 20||01/29/2013|
Hard to believe that someone who uses the expression "uber goober" would criticize someone for using the phrase "bust a nut."
|by Timmy||reply 21||01/29/2013|
[quote] You're going to get over-confident--criminals always do.
Thanks, Cheryl. Good to know the "morality police" are always on the job. We can't stop until every masturbator at work is apprehended! Be sure to read him his rights, and which constitutional law he violated.
|by Timmy||reply 22||01/30/2013|
R13, I happen to be one of those truckers in snug jeans, and let me tell you that I love it when one of the receiving clerks (or anyone else for that matter) gets in my truck sleeper and sucks me off. One of my favorite experiences of all time was when I was delivering sawmill equipment, and parked outside the gate of a sawmill to sleep overnight, and when the first man arrived about 5am, he banged on the side of the truck to wake me up so he could drive in, as I had not realized I was parked in front of the only entrance. When I got out of the truck to talk to him, I had morning erection, and he stared at it, and he was so beautiful that I could not help but to stare at him, so he said, "hurry and get that truck in there and let me suck that hard dick before anyone else gets here". We actually spent about 30 minutes in the sleeper, and then went inside his office to drink coffee and flirt with each other for another 30 minures or so before anyone else got there. He was the owner's son and came in that early because the private patrol had called and told them that a truck was parked blocking the drive.
|by Timmy||reply 23||01/30/2013|
r5, what does over 20 mean?
|by Timmy||reply 25||01/30/2013|
I've fucked my ex-bf in his office toilets, during business hours. I've also jacked off a few times at the office. Sometimes you just need to bust a nut.
|by Timmy||reply 27||01/30/2013|
Oh, when I was young and horny -- WAY before security cameras, I used to be a chronic work-bator. I even invited a guy to trick at the office once or twice. Scary fun.
Oh the follies of the young.
L'Amour! Tojour, L'amour!
|by Timmy||reply 28||01/30/2013|
Sorry my sarcasm wasn't more obvious, R22.
|by Timmy||reply 29||01/30/2013|
Are there any young gay men who have never busted a nut at work?
|by Timmy||reply 31||02/01/2013|
I remember some guy on here say he used to work late at night in an office and he would randomly go up to other guys working late and ask to suck their dicks. I don't think anyone complied. I remember thinking what would possess him to do that.
|by Timmy||reply 32||02/01/2013|
[quote]I remember thinking what would possess him to do that.
He was just being helpful!
|by Timmy||reply 33||02/02/2013|
Strange that any healthy male would think this is unusual.
|by Timmy||reply 34||02/03/2013|
Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it!
|by Timmy||reply 35||02/06/2013|
Grossest slang ever: bust a nut, or rub one out. Bleah.
|by Timmy||reply 36||02/06/2013|
Once in a stall I sat on the edge of the toilet and bust a nut all over the stall door. I left it there for the next user of that stall.
|by Timmy||reply 37||02/07/2013|
Well, now we know what the secret sauce is.
|by Timmy||reply 39||02/07/2013|
I worked at SAKS in Miami,and lots of the salesmen would jerk off quick late in the afternoon. It was not a cruisey or sexual situation at all. Just relieving stress. The pressure of that job was incredible. I did it too(I'm gay) most of the sales guys from the other departments were straight .
|by Timmy||reply 40||02/07/2013|
"The pressure of that job was incredible."
|by Timmy||reply 41||02/07/2013|
You should have offered a helping hand R41.
|by Timmy||reply 42||02/08/2013|
Surely there must be a few more tales to tell.
|by Timmy||reply 43||02/10/2013|
I worked for a short time as a tele-marketer. The bathrooms were just single units. I would get so bored, I would jerk off into the sink and just rinse it out.
|by Timmy||reply 44||02/11/2013|