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Jason London gets beat up and shits himself in a police car

Oh my god, he looks horrific.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6606/17/2013

Understatement of the year:

The next day, cops say they spoke with Jason's wife, Sofia, who told them, "I know he's an asshole when he drinks."

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 101/29/2013

Woah. I just met his twin brother Jeremy at a horror convention a few months ago and he looked great, which is ironic because about a year ago Jeremy was the one who was a hot mess--overweight and claiming he'd been kidnapped and forced to take drugs against his will.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 201/29/2013

Who?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 301/29/2013

He was so pretty in The Rage: Carrie 2.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 401/29/2013

He was so beautiful back in the day.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 501/29/2013

Who? Never heard of him. Just like 99.9% of the world.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 601/29/2013

I fear the liberal media is trying to make pants defecation socially acceptable.

First Carol Channing, then Jamie Lee Curtis, then Al Roker, and now this flake?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 701/29/2013

No! Pink! (If you haven't seen "Dazed and Confused" by now, we probably can't be friends anyway).

He was hot as a whip once upon a time. Find the scene of him tied down to a bed with his shirt open before Samantha Mathis does black magic on him. He was at his peak then.

Coulda been James Franco. Looks like his time has passed. Who decides these things?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 801/29/2013

Wow - I just assumed he was the same one who had the weirdness in Palm Springs about being kidnapped. So BOTH of them are fucked up?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 901/29/2013

Fat Jeremy.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1001/29/2013

"Fa88ot" will always be the worst insult a man can say to another man. Always, always, always.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1101/29/2013

Jeremy looked nothing like he does in R10's link when I met and took a photo with him back in September. He was thin--and hot.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1201/29/2013

I love that he tweets:

"I would never say or do the CRAP they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see."

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1301/29/2013

This was taken only 4 years ago. You'd think it was 40 years.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1401/29/2013

BUMP!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1501/29/2013

Dazed and Confused is on the TV as I type.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1601/29/2013

R8 Pink was exactly the guy I wanted to date in HS (but didn't).

This is so shocking to me. When Jeremy was so fucked up, Jason seemed so grounded and together.

I really thought it was a mistake at first, that it was really about Jeremy.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1701/29/2013

I think he's tremendous!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1801/29/2013

R17

Maybe Jason and Jeremy swapped bodies and we're all witnessing a real life Freaky Friday!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 1901/29/2013

I'm sure THIS is the guy who keeps using department store changing rooms as a public dumping spot. In fact, I recognize him as such!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2001/29/2013

He's morphed into Billy the Blue Power Ranger.

Get it? Morphed? See what I did there?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2101/29/2013

Gross...he's the first guy I ever developed a crush on.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2201/29/2013

Like they say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the twin." He was fucking hot in Dazed & Confused.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2301/29/2013

"Jason continued ... "It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea." According to the police report, Jason then leaned to the left and crapped in his pants. Jason then said, "I told you I'm happy as s**t.""

That one made me LOL!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2401/29/2013

Who the fuck is Jason London?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2501/29/2013

What drugs would compel you to poop your own pants in public? My friends and I had, in our rabble-rousing youth, always managed to find the restroom while completely drunk.

Just what are these London brothers into?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2601/29/2013

R26

Haven't you read the thread about people pooping in public? Apparently no drugs are required!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2701/29/2013

Now we know who's been pooping in all the department stores. I never would have suspected Pink.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2801/29/2013

The Londons always had that James Spader "pretty lesbian" look. Never ages well. Soft, paunchy, jowly.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 2901/29/2013

I think "I told you I'm happy as s**t." is right up there with "I told you I was hardcore."

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3001/29/2013

R29, you read my mind. He looks like a grizzled chain-smoking hen.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3101/29/2013

Who?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3201/29/2013

What a hot mess!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3301/29/2013

He was almost cute in 1993. Now he looks like Charles Manson's crazier younger brother. He's pretty fug in his mugshot and almost as bad in other recent photos. I seriously doubt that he's a "rich" Hollywood moviestar, as he claims (unless he inherited a chunk from relatives). The only decent movie he ever did was Dazed & Confused. That was a low-budget, semi-independent film, so I doubt he made a financial killing on it.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3401/29/2013

Wasn't he the farmhand hick who wanted to fucked John Leguizamo's transgender character in "Too Wong Foo'? Their "romance" was the only good thing about that train wreck.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3501/29/2013

Based on IMDB, it seems as if he works quite a lot.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3601/30/2013

Jeremy was the hottie in Party of Five - Jason was the twin hottie in Far & Away (okay, I may be remembering the name of that show wrong - but it was something like that).

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3701/30/2013

R4 He was so fine in Carrie 2. This can't be the same man shitting his pants!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3801/30/2013

It was "I'll Fly Away", R37. Both Jeremy briefly took over the role for a little while, if I remember correctly.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 3901/30/2013

Jeremy took over the role for a TV movie after the show had been cancelled.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4001/30/2013

It's the setup for the new CW series, Ringer II.

Jeremy as Bridget, Jason as Siobhan.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4101/30/2013

I can't believe none of you are doubting the police report! I don't give a shit about this guy (haha), but the bouncer's story is so made up, it's painful. He was sneezed on and then asked for an apology and got a fist to the face?

Who among you has not been in a club with a crazy bouncer just dying to pulverize someone? It's way too common. If no other witnesses come forward, you can seriously discount the bouncer's story. I think he was jumped. Also, cops suck.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4201/30/2013

Jason is also the To Wong Foo guy - he was so sweet and cute in that. Who knew that 16 years later he'd wind up drunk in a cop car shitting his pants and making jokes about it?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4301/30/2013

He posted a pic of himself and some old guy taken two days before the "incident" - and he looks pretty good.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4401/30/2013

It has all the makings of a German scat film!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4501/30/2013

Very wooden actor. No depth. He probably went on a bender after watching one of his own direct to Netflix movies.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4601/30/2013

Never heard of him. Must be an American thing. Quite frankly, I'm glad I've never heard of this scat-beast.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4701/30/2013

He sounds so hot. I think we have a lot in common. Can someone get me his phone number?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4801/30/2013

Yet another of those "celebrities" who, even when it's explained to me who they are, I have no fucking idea of who they are.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 4901/30/2013

Jason, look out!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5001/30/2013

Doesn't Patsy reference him at a party to Eddy in ABFAB: "What took you so long?" "Ran into little Jason London on my way back from the loo!"

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5101/30/2013

On IMDB, 89 acting credits and yet I've seen only ten-minutes of one of these, "Dracula II: Ascension."

I did try to figure out who he is.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5201/30/2013

I saw him in an early Reese Witherspoon movie, Man in the Moon. Also saw him in I'll Fly Away. He was appealing when he was young but he had the kind of looks that were not going to age well.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5301/30/2013

Never heard of this cunt.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5401/30/2013

R51, Patsy ran into JASON DONOVAN outside the loo. He was a cute blonde pop star/actor that peaked in the '90s and had his own drug saga. Look him up. Was part of that Stock Aiken Waterman thing, sang Rick Astley tracks and dated Kylie Minogue.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5501/30/2013

R37, r39, and r40: It was Jeremy who was the regular on "I'll Fly Away", and Jason who took over for Jeremy in a tv-movie after the show was canceled.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5601/30/2013

He was adorable in The Man in the Moon.

And Reese was amazing in that film.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5701/30/2013

Yes, r57, I loved both Jason and Reese in "The Man in the Moon"

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5801/30/2013

By the looks of his IMDB page, it looks like he's been 'shitting himself' for decades. I think only one or two of those did not go directly to home video or Netflix.

I have only seen two movies that he appeared in and was not impressed by either the movies or his "abilities".

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 5901/30/2013

BREAKING NEWS!

Jason London: I'm the REAL Victim. THEY BROKE MY FACE!

(Disturbing photo of Jason's beat up face at link.)

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6001/30/2013

What good is shitting alone by yourself, come join the Cabaret!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6101/30/2013

Liza, didn't you do this very same thing not too long ago? Or was that Melanie Griffith?

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6201/30/2013

I bet the lawsuit is going to be a shitshow.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6302/01/2013

Jason has pled NOT GUILTY to disorderly conduct and assault in this incident.

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6402/21/2013

He was so fucking HOT!!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6506/17/2013

How do people shit themselves? When I'm upset I clench up all over!

by Clutching my pearls as I typereply 6606/17/2013
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