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Please explain the logic of "Justice League" to me

If Superman can do everything, why does he need all these other people?

by Anonymousreply 1302/11/2013

OP = Darkseid.

by Anonymousreply 101/29/2013

Because sometimes you really NEED someone who can talk to marine life.

by Anonymousreply 201/29/2013

Kryptonite, magic, things superman cannot handle alone.

by Anonymousreply 301/29/2013

Being two places at once isn't something Superman can do.

by Anonymousreply 401/29/2013

Because Aquaman always needs to bum a ride in my invisible jet. He's fucking useless.

by Anonymousreply 501/29/2013

Because its a comic and most of its audience are children?

by Anonymousreply 601/29/2013

R6 hasn't looked at the box office grosses of the past 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 701/29/2013

If you have to ask, OP, it can't be explained to you.

by Anonymousreply 801/29/2013

How do you find your invisible jet Wonder Woman?

by Anonymousreply 901/29/2013

I have telepathic abilities, R9. Why do you think I'm fucking superhuman? Great Hera!

by Anonymousreply 1001/29/2013

Wonder Woman can find her plane because of the tampons that fall out - you see tampons floating in the air - you found her plane.

by Anonymousreply 1102/05/2013

For some things, you need a bank account like Bruce Wayne's.

How much does Superman earn as a newspaper reporter? Diddly, that's how much, and you bet your ass the Daily Planet is laying off reporters!

by Anonymousreply 1202/05/2013

Superman can turn coal into diamonds in his hands or squeeze them in his ass and boom hope diamond beeeeotch. He don't need no money.

by Anonymousreply 1302/11/2013
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