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Where Do You Buy Your Condoms?

Are you embarrassed asking for them, and/or paying for them at the counter?

How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2013

I don't use condoms. 44

by Anonymousreply 101/29/2013

Price Chopper.

by Anonymousreply 201/29/2013

'Mos don't use condomes. They all are AIDS infested you know.

by Anonymousreply 301/29/2013

The pharmacy across from my office, but having fucked around with one of the cashiers there while I was in university, it's not exactly awkward.

Oh, and I'm turning 40 in a month.

by Anonymousreply 401/29/2013

In Boston a bank gave some Mexican guy $1,400 in hundred dollar bills after he cashed his paycheck.

The bills were fake.

Then he went back to the bank and the bank looked at them, agreed they were fake, and told him to shut up and if he didn't like it, he they'd call immigration and ship his wetback ass to Mexico.

by Anonymousreply 501/29/2013

Dollar Tree: always examine the expiration date!

by Anonymousreply 601/29/2013

Did he buy $1,400 in fake condoms, you batshit crazy R5?

by Anonymousreply 701/29/2013

Safeway now has a machine where u can buy them discretely. But if there is anyone around and they see u by the machine it is still embarrassing ..i

by Anonymousreply 801/29/2013

Who pays for condoms? Slide on down to a gay bar where they have free bowls of them at the door.

by Anonymousreply 901/29/2013

The Big and Tall Store.

by Anonymousreply 1001/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 1101/29/2013

I bought a box at Kmart. I was looking at the receipt and they don't print the description like they do the other items. I guess so that's if Junior or Princess sees the receipt they won't begin crying when they see the word lambskin.

by Anonymousreply 1201/29/2013

The cum flows freely in our monogamous bed, so we haven't needed condoms in years. But this is as good a place as any to mention that I bought some witch hazel wet wipes at CVS recently (yes, the kind that are for hemorrhoid flareups; I use them for the extra clean and fresh sensation they provide, OK?).

When the cashier, an elderly Af-Am woman, saw what I was buying, she said loudly enough for everyone to hear "Ooh, what you need to do is get you some 'verniger.' Get you some verniger on a cloth, and you'll be better."

I was too stunned to be embarrassed or annoyed. Now I think it was one of the funniest things ever.

by Anonymousreply 1301/29/2013

The Dollar Tree always has then on a 2 for 1 special just before Valentines Day.

by Anonymousreply 1401/29/2013

I like the ones that are behind glass at supermarkets. Honestly, you need to lock the condoms away? Aren't condoms available be what you want? It's not like a porn mag.

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2013
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