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Where Do You Buy Your Condoms?

Are you embarrassed asking for them, and/or paying for them at the counter?

How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2013

I don't use condoms. 44

by Anonymousreply 101/29/2013

Price Chopper.

by Anonymousreply 201/29/2013

The pharmacy across from my office, but having fucked around with one of the cashiers there while I was in university, it's not exactly awkward.

Oh, and I'm turning 40 in a month.

by Anonymousreply 401/29/2013

Dollar Tree: always examine the expiration date!

by Anonymousreply 601/29/2013

Did he buy $1,400 in fake condoms, you batshit crazy R5?

by Anonymousreply 701/29/2013

Safeway now has a machine where u can buy them discretely. But if there is anyone around and they see u by the machine it is still embarrassing ..i

by Anonymousreply 801/29/2013

The Big and Tall Store.

by Anonymousreply 1001/29/2013


by Anonymousreply 1101/29/2013

I bought a box at Kmart. I was looking at the receipt and they don't print the description like they do the other items. I guess so that's if Junior or Princess sees the receipt they won't begin crying when they see the word lambskin.

by Anonymousreply 1201/29/2013

The cum flows freely in our monogamous bed, so we haven't needed condoms in years. But this is as good a place as any to mention that I bought some witch hazel wet wipes at CVS recently (yes, the kind that are for hemorrhoid flareups; I use them for the extra clean and fresh sensation they provide, OK?).

When the cashier, an elderly Af-Am woman, saw what I was buying, she said loudly enough for everyone to hear "Ooh, what you need to do is get you some 'verniger.' Get you some verniger on a cloth, and you'll be better."

I was too stunned to be embarrassed or annoyed. Now I think it was one of the funniest things ever.

by Anonymousreply 1301/29/2013

I like the ones that are behind glass at supermarkets. Honestly, you need to lock the condoms away? Aren't condoms available be what you want? It's not like a porn mag.

by Anonymousreply 1501/30/2013
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