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I've been offered an opportunity to beard for a Persian lesbian!!!

We will have children too! Lucky me!!

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2013

Congratulations!

by Anonymousreply 101/28/2013

I'm sending you a case of turkey basters.

by Anonymousreply 201/28/2013

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 301/28/2013

[quote]We will have children too!

Hairy ones!

by Anonymousreply 401/29/2013

Is she pretty, OP?

by Anonymousreply 501/29/2013

Oh, yes.

by Anonymousreply 601/29/2013

How was this arranged?

by Anonymousreply 701/29/2013

Dear Illiterate OP:

As you consider the call to "covert," look up the word "merkin," you illiterate little whatever you are, you.

by Anonymousreply 901/29/2013

such hostility r9....best to kill yourself immediately...if a little thing like this upsets you so....there is no hope for you at all. Jump! do it!

by Anonymousreply 1001/29/2013

Call me.

by Anonymousreply 1101/29/2013

And what do you get out of this?

by Anonymousreply 1201/29/2013

Korean lesbians are billionaires. Why settle, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1301/29/2013

OP - If she is an ex-lesbian, why does it say lesbian in the topic title?

by Anonymousreply 1401/29/2013

because she says she's an ex-lesbian....but I think otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 1501/29/2013

Is she a singer named Asa?

by Anonymousreply 1601/29/2013

Persian sounds classy OP, go for it. How much money?

I'd say the ex part of ex-lesbian is unlikely too. Logic says if you've decided you love the peen, you don't go after a guy who doesn't want to stick said peen in you.

Maybe you're very feminine, and she's hoping that'll help her just lay back and think of Persia.

by Anonymousreply 1701/29/2013

You don't have to do it with a foreigner unless that is just what you want. I got to know my wife when she was the dental assistant to her father, and I was getting them to work on my teeth. I could tell that she was lesbian, and I soon learned that she was from a very wealthy family on her mother's side. I courted her, and eventually let her know very discreetly that if we married, it would not be a sexually demanding marriage. We have never discussed homosexuality, either hers or mine. We just let on to each other that we are not very sexual people. Of course we had sex enough to have all the children we wanted. All in all, it has worked out well. For me, it is better financial standing, and being accepted as normal and ordinary in the rural Texas society. For her, it is social standing in not being counted as an "old maid" or possibly being suspected of having an unnatural relationship with her father, which was beginning to be talked about by the time she was 24 and still single and working with her father.

by Anonymousreply 1801/29/2013

[quote] it is social standing in not being counted as an "old maid" or possibly being suspected of having an unnatural relationship with her father, which was beginning to be talked about by the time she was 24 and still single and working with her father.

that is exactly why I had to date Affleck

by Anonymousreply 1901/30/2013

OP, will you receive a fancy title?

by Anonymousreply 2001/30/2013

Op, and what would be in it for you?

by Anonymousreply 2101/30/2013

I'm trying to merkin up with an Indonesian lesbian beard. Any takers?

by Anonymousreply 2201/30/2013

R18, how did you manage to penetrate her?

Do you and your wife date others?

by Anonymousreply 2301/30/2013

I'm currently under a contract to "date" a Persian trannie.

by Anonymousreply 2401/30/2013

[quote]Op, and what would be in it for you?

Not sure...I think from her point of view I would have the privilege of being married to her.

by Anonymousreply 2501/30/2013

This is the same way Fran Drescher picks men.

by Anonymousreply 2601/30/2013

Just don't ask how Fran picks women, R26.

by Anonymousreply 2701/30/2013

OP, I think I know her. Are you in SF? She is rich. And no, not former.

by Anonymousreply 2801/31/2013

So... you'd be a Persian Rug?

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2013
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