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Soon-to-be Queen Maxima of the Netherlands here

I'm taking over now, bitches. From now on, we're doing everything MY way.

I get the Vermeer and the Old Masters. I get the palace. I get the guards. I get the $300 million fortune. I get everything.

It's MY Netherlands now.

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 701/28/2013

I imagine you are majorly underestimating that fortune Maxi, as Queen Beatrix is one of the richest women in the world.

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 101/28/2013

Watch yourself, bitch. You might end up floating face down in some canal.

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 201/28/2013

Is your sister Altima envious of your triumphs?

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 301/28/2013

Free hash brownies for life! WOOT!!

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 401/28/2013

And the Netherlands monarch has political power, too.

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 501/28/2013

The Queen is one of the largest shareholders in Dutch Shell. In liquid assets, she is a billionaire perhaps 10 times over. Plus she has a major art collection.

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 601/28/2013

Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?

by Her Fabulous Royal Majesty Maxima to the Maximumreply 701/28/2013
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