Say what you'd like to say to me.
Pretend we are in love
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/05/2013|
Oh, Nev! Your anus is so hirsute and fragrant...
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/27/2013|
Shut up, bitch, and suck my cock.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/27/2013|
Here? In front of everybody?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/27/2013|
When I am around you I feel I am a better, happier person. I will put your well-being at the level of my own -- hell, higher than my own. The world is a nicer, more rewarding place because you are in it. I love you. What a wonderful surprise that you came into my life.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/27/2013|
What time are you going to be home? Did you pick up the drycleaning? My mother's coming to visit the entire weekend and then the next weekend we have to go away to my distant cousin's wedding where we'll cause much distraction as the gay couple.
Why don't you clean? I'm sick and tired of cleaning up your shit. No, it's not - I CLEAN UP my shit - that's all YOURS. Is TOO!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/27/2013|
Clean the skid marks out of the bathtub.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/27/2013|
I know we agreed that we don't want kids, but I really want a baby.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/27/2013|
Assuming you're not that guy, I'd have to come up with a new one.
Spank me, Daddy, spank me hard!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/27/2013|
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. Or that, or that.
Can't we just cuddle - with my bold unbold hairy nut sack in your mouth?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/27/2013|
My shirt needs ironing.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/27/2013|
Alea jacta est
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/27/2013|
You're still the last person I want to kiss and the last face I want to see before I die
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/27/2013|
What's your PIN # again?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/27/2013|
I've been pretending since the day we met.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/27/2013|
I love the way you take my fat dick in your tight hairy hole and let me empty my nuts inside you. I just love you so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/27/2013|
I don't know what I'd even say if I were in love. I guess just I love you.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/27/2013|
I love it when you cheat on the line calls. 40-15.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/27/2013|
Your wife, she's gonna kill us. We need to buy a gun.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/27/2013|
I don't care. Fart anytime you like. The smell is intoxicating.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/27/2013|
I'll bring you food and drink but as long as you are living in my house, you are not to wear any clothes of any kind.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/27/2013|
I want you to quit work and follow your dreams.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/27/2013|
Bitch. Go in the kitchen and bake moi a pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/27/2013|
I'm gonna shout it from the rooftops, at the top of my lungs: I LOVE THIS MAN! I EAT THE DINGLEBERRIES OUT OF HIS ASS!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/27/2013|
Honey buns, if you ever want a little piece of ass and he won't put out, let me know and I'll cut him for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/27/2013|
Ummmm..... So, you should get checked.
Wait, I think I sent the wrong text.... that should've gone to that guy from the gym. My bad.
Should I pick up some milk on my way home?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/27/2013|
You make me a better, happier person. I hope I do that for you. I want to hold you all night and kiss your face, neck and body. That's what makes me happy.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/27/2013|
You're a LOSER! A small and pathetic FAILURE! I hate your fucking GUTS!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/27/2013|
I'm sick of giving it all away. You first, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/27/2013|
Those earrings are DI-Vine! and your caftan has NEVER looked better, hot stuff!
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/27/2013|
Fix me somtin t'eat!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/27/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/27/2013|
A rimjob for Valentine's Day truly shows me that you love me,darling.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/28/2013|
I do not take one single second of our time together for granted. Every day I fall in love with you all over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/28/2013|
r36 = Nicholas Sparks character.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/28/2013|
Listen, I think we should each do our own laundry from now on. Yes, I know you didn't mean to ruin my new shirt, but you did. And I don't like the way you fold. No, I'm not mad at you. I just want to take care of my own stuff.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/28/2013|
I worship the dirt you treat me like.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/28/2013|
I love you so much that I can't imagine life with out you. I don't want you to ever have to worry about money so we're going to the bank to put your name on all of my bank accounts,saving accounts investment accounts and I'm going to transfer your name onto the house title. I don't want you to ever have to ask me for money, or worry about money again so since we'll be going to the bank I'll set up your own little account that I'll put 2K into every week.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/28/2013|
Funniest thread on DL, could also be titled, "things DL will never hear from their S.O.'s"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/28/2013|
R30 how can I avoid ever running across you in future?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/28/2013|
I don't want things between us to ever become some kind of competition.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/28/2013|
I'm only shivering because it's cold being naked in these woods. You don't need to press the blade against my throat. I promise I won't scream for help. Because I just feel a synergy between us. Synergy. No, it's a good word! s.y.n.e. Never mind. Has anyone ever told you how beautiful your hairlip is? Truly. I want to be yours forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/30/2013|
I hope that was an empty bottle George. You can't afford to waste hard liquor. Not on YOUR SALARY. NOT AN ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR'S SALARY!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/30/2013|
Lol, r45, just went to it last Wednesday, still a great play!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/30/2013|
I should have listened to my mother. But NOOOOOOO! I had to feel sorry for you. You've sucked the life out of me like a fat person sucks the jelly from a donut.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/30/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/30/2013|
[quote]I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/30/2013|
You don't need to answer that. I asked the question. What did I expect as the answer? And you don't need to give me a lift.
I CAN find my OWN way home.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/02/2013|
I thought I could love you for your feet, at least, but then I saw the plantar's wart.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/05/2013|