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My fabulous Payless sling pumps were stolen by one of my Johns.

I have big feet and I just know one of my tricks stole my sling pumps. Most men have my sized feet. After a trick, I'm really bushed so I most often don't get up to let them out, if they have exact change and pay in cash.

I love sling pumps because they provide good leg architecture and maximum convince on a busy night. But last week when I got up in the morning, I was stunned to see my favorite sling pumps that I had just picked up from lay-away at Payless, were missing. I fell to my knees bawling like a newborn calf. I'm going to check the security cameras where I live and give any information to my union shop steward to proceed with reclamation and punishment in mind.

To net 22.00 in cash, I have to do 3 tricks. My overhead is extremely high so my net profit after taxes is pretty low. I know I could skim and not give receipts, but I support my country.

by Anonymousreply 501/27/2013

I just don't get the name "Payless." I mean if a shoe store calls itself "Payless," shouldn't that mean you get the shoes for free?

by Anonymousreply 101/27/2013

My stupid gay neighbor left a pair a Cole Haan boots just sitting on his doorstep and I swiped them. You could try something like that. There are stupid gays everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 201/27/2013

Why do gaylings think this shit is funny?

by Anonymousreply 301/27/2013


by Anonymousreply 401/27/2013

What the hell is " maximum convince? "

by Anonymousreply 501/27/2013
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