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Map Shows the REAL California

It's actually pretty accurate.

by Anonymousreply 6401/29/2013

Funny! I live in the wine snob region. We have those for sure.

by Anonymousreply 101/27/2013

I love how they have YOLO, which I guess has become a common acronym for "You only live once," on Yolo County! (Where I went to college!)

by Anonymousreply 201/27/2013

What does hella mean?

by Anonymousreply 301/27/2013

Hell, probably. That's the east bay.

by Anonymousreply 401/27/2013

What does "idek" mean?

My favorite part is "cow death camps."

by Anonymousreply 501/27/2013

idek = "I don't even know"

by Anonymousreply 601/27/2013

Aww I live in Texas nation! :(

by Anonymousreply 701/27/2013

"hella?" more like bloodbath

by Anonymousreply 801/27/2013

"Hella" is an intensifier: That guy is hella fine!

by Anonymousreply 901/27/2013

Lived here all my life and been to every one of the counties except for "Stinky Lake" Imperial. This map speaks hella truffs.

by Anonymousreply 1001/27/2013

I hella love Oakland!

by Anonymousreply 1201/27/2013

It's all true.

I am right in Hippie central.

by Anonymousreply 1301/27/2013

This is funny!

by Anonymousreply 1401/27/2013

Very funny! What does the "classified" between Orange County and San Diego mean?

by Anonymousreply 1501/27/2013

The military owns a huge section of land there- classified?

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2013

Camp Pendleton-huge Marine Corps base.

by Anonymousreply 1701/27/2013

Dumb map. Not funny. Most of the responses look similar in content, format. Even worse are the responses of feigned interest on particular descriptions.

Quit trying to make this thread happen.

by Anonymousreply 1801/27/2013

This is pretty funny, surprised they went so easy on the Central Valley.

by Anonymousreply 1901/27/2013

Somewhat of an old meme, and SO not creative. Could have been much more funny.

by Anonymousreply 2001/27/2013

Was it made by a barely literate fourteen year old? It certainly looks like it was. And Butte County should be labeled as redneck backwoods inbreds.

by Anonymousreply 2101/27/2013

I do love those tiny foxes on Catalina.

by Anonymousreply 2201/27/2013

Why is San Bernardino-Riverside called Bros?

by Anonymousreply 2301/27/2013

Bakersfield is nothing like Texas!

by Anonymousreply 2401/27/2013

They went easy on Crescent City.

by Anonymousreply 2501/27/2013

"hella" is not "hell-ah" it is "L.A." with an H in front. So they are saying the East Bay is the "hell" version of "L.A." or "hell-ay." Not true, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 2601/27/2013

I live in "bros-weird spiky trees-golf" land.

by Anonymousreply 2701/27/2013

R26, you window licker, "hella" is a very popular slang word that originated in the Bay Area. Not a made up nickname everyone else would have to go on a 5 day meth binge to understand. You must be an import.

by Anonymousreply 2801/27/2013

Pomona is "Bros" r23

by Anonymousreply 2901/27/2013

I like "Otters!" and "Cow death camp".

by Anonymousreply 3001/27/2013

Why don't you provide a funnier, wittier version of the map, R18 and R20.

by Anonymousreply 3101/27/2013

I used to live in "something you drive through". All flat land for miles and miles, you can see the buildings of the next city 10 miles away if you're on the 99 or any road for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 3201/27/2013

I'm wearing my green fedora

For Dora, for Dora

I'm wearing my green fedora

For Dora is the girl I love

by Anonymousreply 3301/27/2013

r28 is correct. The word hella originated in the Bay Area, is an intensifier, and has got nothing to do with L.A.

Don't you know the song "Hella Good" by No Doubt?

by Anonymousreply 3401/28/2013

No but I lived in the East Bay for many years and never heard that term once. It has nothing to do with the East Bay.

by Anonymousreply 3501/28/2013

Can anyone post the original source for this image?

by Anonymousreply 3601/28/2013

"Hella" is Californian for Los Angeles. Derived from "Hell-A"

by Anonymousreply 3701/28/2013

I looked it up, and what it is, is popular UK slang attributed to the East Bay. It's supposed to be a contraction of "hell of a," which in the form "helluva" has been common American slang for decades. It is the Brits, not anybody in California, who made it into a "thing," based on the work of linguist from UCSB who treated it as a kind of northern California valleyspeak after she heard it studying Mt. Eden High School in Hayward. Yes, there is a band from Sacramento by that name, started within the last ten years. But it's not something that was ever "big" or general in the East Bay. You would hear this slang in London, but not in Oakland and Berkeley.

by Anonymousreply 3801/28/2013

UCD alumnus here, too, R2.

by Anonymousreply 3901/28/2013

They did correctly describe the "hippies otters garlic" area.

by Anonymousreply 4001/28/2013

And yet, r38, California's very own No Doubt wrote the song 'Hella Good', which employs the term semantically as described upthread.

You can go to the American site, and it pretty much confirms the northern CA origins of the word:

"Hella. Originated from the streets of San Francisco in the Hunters Point neighborhood. It is commonly used in place of "really" or "very" when describing something. The Fillmore is hella better than the Mission."

t "A multi-purpose word invented by people in north california, indigenous to the Bay Area.

Adjective: To describe a lot of something or something good."

by Anonymousreply 4101/28/2013

[quote] They went easy on Crescent City.

Isn't that New Orleans?

by Anonymousreply 4201/28/2013

Crescent City is also the name of a small city north of Eureka, on the coast just south of the Oregon border.

by Anonymousreply 4301/28/2013

What's sigalert?

Why no reference to the porn industry?

by Anonymousreply 4401/28/2013

I can immediately tell if someone is from the Bay Area if they frequently use the term "hella" in a sentence. More often heard by people along the I-80/880 corridor in the East Bay from Vallejo, Richmond, Berkeley, Oakland, and Hayward. It's a regionalistic term that is the West Coast equivalent of Greater Boston's "Wicked Pissah" (a term you almost NEVER hear outside of Eastern Mass/Northern Rhode Island.)

People from SoCal almost NEVER use "hella," and many find the term downright annoying. I found it ironic that No Doubt, a Southern California band used the word for one of their biggest hits. I guess it was meant to be ironic.

A lot of people who don't live in California usually don't realize how far the Bay Area is from Southern California and how culturally different the two regions are. It's about a 6-7 hours drive between the two regions, which would be the equivalent of driving from New York City to North Carolina, obviously two different places with different cultures. So yes, it's no surprise that a term such as hella may be widely used in one part of the state, but not the other.

"Hell-A" (rhymes with L.A.) is a term used to describe the City of Los Angeles, and it's a term I couldn't agree with more.

by Anonymousreply 4501/28/2013

For R44

by Anonymousreply 4601/28/2013

[quote] Crescent City is also the name of a small city north of Eureka, on the coast just south of the Oregon border.

Thanks. I didn't know that. Is it a bad city and that's why someone in the thread said they went easy on it?

by Anonymousreply 4701/28/2013

I've never been to Crescent City, but that part of the coast is almost always cold, gray and foggy, even in the summer. And I would imagine the economy is not so great since the decline of the logging industry.

by Anonymousreply 4801/28/2013

What is half dome?

by Anonymousreply 4901/28/2013

R49 Famous rock formation in Yosemite National Park.

by Anonymousreply 5001/28/2013

It's surprising how many overweight people there are in central california, which coincidentally also happens to be large republican areas. It's like a different world when you exit the grapevine and get back into southern california.

by Anonymousreply 5101/28/2013

"hella" can be heard all over the Bay Area.

Crescent City is home to Pelican Bay, possibly the state's most notoriously violent prison for the most violent criminals. Del Norte County be hella fulla meth heads.

Never knew what a SigAlert was until this thread. Seen it lit up on signs the few times I've had to go to LA and assumed it had something to do with smog.

by Anonymousreply 5201/28/2013

From that map I wouldn't know where the gays live.

by Anonymousreply 5301/28/2013

We're everywhere, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5401/28/2013

Map of the Bay Area:

by Anonymousreply 5501/28/2013

R55 That's pretty good! You've got your "hella" and your gays for previous posters here.

I can't read what it says around Alameda-- something about Vegas? What?

by Anonymousreply 5601/28/2013

R56 - It says "To Vegas" because it's supposed to be Oakland Airport. Southwest Airlines has a large presence there, so a lot of people take cheap flights from there to Vegas or Reno/Lake Tahoe.

R55 - The area south of San Francisco that says "Mexico" should really be either "Asians" or "The Philipines" as Daly City has one of the largest Filipino populations in the area.

by Anonymousreply 5701/28/2013

"TO VEGAS" means cheap flights from OAK.

by Anonymousreply 5801/28/2013

I went to Berkeley High in the 1980s and I hella said hella hella times.

by Anonymousreply 5901/28/2013

Great map. I live in 'classified'

by Anonymousreply 6001/29/2013

This map is dead on. Love "weird spiky trees" for Joshua Tree and "giant stinky lake" for the Salton Sea/Imperial County.

And yes, OC is just Republicans.

R40, the coastal area is home to many sea otters but inland is the town that's the garlic capital of the US.

by Anonymousreply 6101/29/2013

I'm from Fremont, which is in the East Bay, and grew up using hella. I didn't even know it was a regional thing until the internet.

by Anonymousreply 6201/29/2013

Well, r38 has been hella schooled, by this entire thread.

by Anonymousreply 6301/29/2013

[quote]And yes, OC is just Republicans.

Not really true anymore, due to the large number of Latinos and Asians who've moved in over the past couple of decades.

by Anonymousreply 6401/29/2013
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