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To Whoever is Trying to Make Eva Longoria a Movie Star

Stop it. Just, stop it. Jennifer Lopez is Simone Signoret by comparison. She's got three movies currently out, none with more than 18% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2013

More like Eva WRONGoria, right.

by Anonymousreply 101/26/2013

She did a ton of work to turn out the Latino vote for Obama, so she deserves a few more chances than J. Ho., who doesn't get off her fat ass to do anything but promote herself.

by Anonymousreply 201/26/2013

More like Eva LongWHORIA.

She'd fuck and suck her way to walk-on bit.

She's the new Vanessa Marcil.

by Anonymousreply 301/26/2013

[quote] She's got three movies currently out, none with more than 18% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.

18%? I'm surprised it's that much.She's awful

by Anonymousreply 401/26/2013

What did Vanessa Marcil do?

by Anonymousreply 501/26/2013

Maybe Eva can get her gig on Y&R back.

by Anonymousreply 601/26/2013

I like her twin brother Evan better.

by Anonymousreply 701/26/2013

Why the hatred for Longoria? She's a working actor. Actors unless they're A+ list, have to work it to keep a high profile and attract interest.

I didn't watch DH or any of her movies, but I do appreciate what she did for Obama, unlike the Damon types who lobbed grenades from the sidelines and seemingly didn't care if Romney won.

by Anonymousreply 801/26/2013

I hate that shrimpy bitch. She always thinks her shit doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 901/26/2013

[quote] What did Vanessa Marcil do?

Fucked Prince and then bounced on Brian Austin Green's sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 1001/26/2013

She's such a plain little thing. All that makeup helps, but makeup can only do so much.

by Anonymousreply 1101/26/2013

Her work with Obama makes her more interesting than other young actresses, but she comes across as obnoxious and entitled.

by Anonymousreply 1201/26/2013

Eva Mendez is talentless as well...the curse of the Evas. I met Vanessa Marcil years ago and she was batshit crazy. Hot, but a loon.

by Anonymousreply 1301/26/2013

R13 Details please!

by Anonymousreply 1401/26/2013

Eva Longoria's latest starring role is on the

"Jeremy Renner's Baby: Actor Expecting First Child With Ex-Girlfriend" thread.

She's Oscar material over there! LOL

by Anonymousreply 1501/26/2013

Eva is barely tolerable when she is out stumping for Obama.

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2013
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