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Magic Mike: The Literal Screenplay

CHANNING tries to get a loan for his furniture business from banker BETSY BRANDT.


Since you brought your down payment in a stack of sticky bills, I can’t give you a loan.


But I brought a portfolio and everything!


This is reminiscent of better movie, with a better actor, who also worked in the sexyness business and tried to get a loan. Perhaps on your way home you’ll stop by a doughnut shop where a robbery goes awry and you can steal the cash, because I’m not giving you a loan.


This is when I start feeling things. Can you see it? I’m pathetic and sad.


I see that. Good luck with Buck’s Super Cool Stereo World or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 301/25/2013

is it trying to funny or something?

by Anonymousreply 101/25/2013

I don't get this either.

by Anonymousreply 201/25/2013

Well, this "humor" was written by a twat, Nicole, so of course it's self-indulgent, leaden, and devoid of wit or cleverness.

by Anonymousreply 301/25/2013
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