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But it's wrong!

[italic]Shockingly[/italic] wrong!

by Mary Hainesreply 5201/28/2013

Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika!

by Mary Hainesreply 101/25/2013

For heaven's sake, Mary, he doesn't LOVE the girl!

by Mary Hainesreply 201/25/2013

Crystal was a common shop girl.

by Mary Hainesreply 301/25/2013

 

by Mary Hainesreply 401/25/2013

When Stephen doesn't like what I'm wearing, I get down on my knees, haul out his enormous cock, and suck him twelve ways from Sunday. Then he no longer cares,

by Mary Hainesreply 501/25/2013

L'amour, l'amour!

by Mary Hainesreply 601/25/2013

The ingrate !!!!!!!!

by Mary Hainesreply 701/25/2013

Zips up the back and no bone.

by Mary Hainesreply 801/25/2013

Jungle Red!

by Mary Hainesreply 901/25/2013

Please don't talk about me when I'm gone . . . . .

by Mary Hainesreply 1001/25/2013

Darling

by Mary Hainesreply 1101/25/2013

Thanks for the tip. But when anything I wear doesn't please Stephen, I take it off.

by Mary Hainesreply 1201/25/2013

Darling

by Mary Hainesreply 1301/25/2013

If the ocean was whiskey, and I was a duck, I'd dive to the bottom, and never come up!

by Mary Hainesreply 1401/25/2013

Buck Winston, the chambermaid's delight!

by Mary Hainesreply 1501/25/2013

Oh Johnny, I'm going to have a babyyyyyyy

by Mary Hainesreply 1601/25/2013

Good heavens, what are you made up for, the seeing eye?

by Mary Hainesreply 1701/25/2013

You're welcome, Mrs. PROWLER !!!!!!!

by Mary Hainesreply 1801/25/2013

I'll have her fired!

by Mary Hainesreply 1901/25/2013

You simply must see my hairdresser, I DETEST whoever does yours.

by Mary Hainesreply 2001/25/2013

When one's mind is on one's OWN business....

by Mary Hainesreply 2101/25/2013

She's got those eyes that run up and down a man like a searchlight.

by Mary Hainesreply 2201/25/2013

They're saying, "Go BACK, go back, go BACK, go back"...

by Mary Hainesreply 2301/25/2013

If you throw a lambchop into a hot oven, what's gonna keep it from gettin' done?

by Mary Hainesreply 2401/25/2013

Did you get her innuendo?

by Mary Hainesreply 2501/25/2013

Good for you! I was afraid you were a wet firecracker, sister.

by Mary Hainesreply 2601/25/2013

Get OUT! Go on! Go on!

by Mary Hainesreply 2701/25/2013

Black's?!!! Oh... (derivative laugh)

It wouldn't matter if Stephen was dating someone of his own class. But a basil!

by Mary Hainesreply 2801/25/2013

This tub has worms in it! I know it has worms! I can feel them!

by Mary Hainesreply 2901/25/2013

Oh, cheap Chinese embroidery. You know I'll bet Peggy gave her these.

by Mary Hainesreply 3001/25/2013

I am Dandy Gelatine!

by Mary Hainesreply 3101/25/2013

Don't take that asshole back Mary. He cheated on you for chrissake!

by Mary Hainesreply 3201/25/2013

Cause I'm all the baby he needs.

by Mary Hainesreply 3301/25/2013

The spider's in the parlor. Let's go join her.

by Mary Hainesreply 3401/25/2013

I'd rather have the itch.

by Mary Hainesreply 3501/25/2013

Little Mary? Creepy much, Mary???

by Mary Hainesreply 3601/25/2013

I'd rather face a tiger any day than the sort of things the critics said about your last book.

by Mary Hainesreply 3701/25/2013

Get me a bromide. And put some gin in it!

by Mary Hainesreply 3801/25/2013

Any ladle's sweet that dishes out some graxy!

by Mary Hainesreply 3901/25/2013

I should go to you for plots.

You should go to someone !

by Mary Hainesreply 4001/25/2013

You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows EVER!

by Mary Hainesreply 4101/25/2013

Red-headed men, they're fierce!

by Mary Hainesreply 4201/25/2013

"But if you would only know love's pleasures, then you should pass out of love's domain... where you will laugh, but not all of your laughter; and weep, but not all of your tears."

by Mary Hainesreply 4301/25/2013

Oh, [italic]STEEEEEE-ven.[/italic] What a [italic]bore.[/italic]

by Mary Hainesreply 4401/28/2013

Cobwebs and a bottle of gin.

by Mary Hainesreply 4501/28/2013

Look, so help me I'm gonna slug you.

by Mary Hainesreply 4601/28/2013

Is you da lady dat needed da toofbrush?

by Mary Hainesreply 4701/28/2013

Oooooh, jealous?

by Mary Hainesreply 4801/28/2013

Pipe down, this is a toll call!

by Mary Hainesreply 4901/28/2013

What'd he mean by that? A CRACK?

by Mary Hainesreply 5001/28/2013

R47 gave me the biggest laugh I've had in years.

by Mary Hainesreply 5101/28/2013

Oh Mother dear, Daddy darling!

by Mary Hainesreply 5201/28/2013
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