Talladega Tire Man pt. 2
For DLer Dustin (and others who enjoyed the first thread). Most of the pics in the original thread have blanked out, so here's a brand new one.
The TTM is sort of the Naked Cowboy of the race car set. He walks around Talladega, Daytona etc. in nothing more than a straw hat, sneakers and a tire covering his man parts (in reality he's wearing underwear beneath the tire).
|by Anonymous||reply 141||02/13/2016|
Tire Man Chris MacNicol toasts other race trackers
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/24/2013|
What is the TTM's occupation when he's not staggering around the racetrack with his ever-present drink in his hand?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/24/2013|
R15, he used to be a minor league baseball player. Apparently these days he's a medical sales rep.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/24/2013|
I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/25/2013|
Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare. Who knew.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/25/2013|
aka, The Talladega Tire Tool
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/25/2013|
I'm not him, but I'd love to see what's under that tire...
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/25/2013|
[quote]Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare.
It's great that you noticed that the Talladega Tire Man started this thread. I'll bet you also realized that Leonard Matlovich started the gay airman thread, Lorna Luft posted about her cancer, and Andrew Sullivan is posting in his thread, too. Did you notice that Patrick Schwarzenegger started another thread about himself?
You're really on top of things r24 - sure to go far.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/25/2013|
I also noticed that Pope Francis keeps bumping his threads every morning at 5 a.m. - Rome time. It's SO obvious.
Elaine Stritch keeps forgetting to bump her thread and only gets here every third day. She's drinking again so she can only deal with one thread when she remembers.
Taylor Swift hired someone just to post on her threads at DL. Andy Cohen claims he never heard of DataLounge but an assistant caught him posting here.
Debra Messing has been a DL member for eight years and starts threads about her ventures all the time.
I suspect that Anderson Cooper is actually the Cesar Troll because he likes to watch the heads explode at every mention of his old b/f.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/25/2013|
you ruined it by saying he wears underwear, now we can no longer imagine him naked beneath the tire, only fully nude photos can restore my interest now.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/26/2013|
I'll bet he tastes like creamy butterscotch mixed with sweat.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/26/2013|
[quote] I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(
R23--sometimes he posts his musings in the Gay / Bi NASCAR drivers thread. I don't think it's the original TS troll,though.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/26/2013|
LOL, someone's on the TTM's Facebook page (I'm looking at you, R36!)
|by Anonymous||reply 38||05/05/2013|
If I could see one man naked, it would be ttm.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||05/05/2013|
Me too. Well, maybe not ONLY him, but he'd definately be one of the ones.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||05/05/2013|
His face is cute, body is hot,but the over the top confidence makes him drop fucking dead sexy
|by Anonymous||reply 41||05/05/2013|
I want to taste his milky tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||05/05/2013|
I was supposed to be at Talledega yesterday, but the airport was closed to private jets due to weather. Next year.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||05/05/2013|
Don't worry, R44. He'll be there. And you'd BETTER get pics and post them here.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||05/05/2013|
Oh I will! I sent him an invitation via Facebook to sit in our pit (next year now) so I will get some great photos during the Saturday race.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||05/05/2013|
Check out the thighs on his pic towards the bottom of the page.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||05/06/2013|
Damn! He should go out there one day wearing a thong under that tire. I bet he'd stay hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||05/06/2013|
Bippity Boppity Bump for hotness.
There must be more photos
|by Anonymous||reply 51||05/08/2013|
R55 is the hottest picture on the interwebs
|by Anonymous||reply 59||05/08/2013|
Can I get a looksie up your tire?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||05/08/2013|
he's always the hottest body in every one of these photos
|by Anonymous||reply 62||05/08/2013|
I love how his tits glisten and glean in this pic
|by Anonymous||reply 63||05/08/2013|
I wonder what he smells like after a long day of walking around in nothing but a tire.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/08/2013|
probably pretty musky, that's what turns some of us on
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/08/2013|
His wife would need a Sherman tank to get me off his cock
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/08/2013|
Same here, R67. She probably doesn't know how good she has it.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/08/2013|
Somebody should do a sex fanfiction about him and post it!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/08/2013|
His ass must be worth more than $1000!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/08/2013|
I'd like to be in the room when he takes that getup off at the end of the day. I'll bet his shorts or undies are soaking wet with sweat and musky as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||05/08/2013|
I have no desire to ever go to a speedway but I'd like to see him at the beach in a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||05/15/2013|
I prefer the Denver Broncos Barrel Man. He was beloved enough for the NFL to produce an official bobblehead of him. Talladega Tire Man is just an exhibitionist as far as I can tell. A sideshow, yes, not an icon.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||05/15/2013|
We need to get Tina Belcher to write an Erotic Fan Fiction about him on Bob's Burgers. Shall we start a petition?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||05/15/2013|
Hell, R75, I'll try my hand at it! Is Bob's Burgers a good site?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/15/2013|
Wait, so the "Talladega Tire Man" troll and the "Bob's Burgers" troll are the same DLer?!
The mind reels ….
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/15/2013|
I donna bees cared who tired he bees, i beat he ask
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/15/2013|
R78 is a racist piece of shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/15/2013|
His tits and nips make me feel randy
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/08/2013|
a rare shot with him weargin a shirt and drinking water
|by Anonymous||reply 85||07/16/2013|
Showing off the guns in civies...
|by Anonymous||reply 86||08/24/2013|
never enough of the tire man
|by Anonymous||reply 89||08/25/2013|
He's free to leave skid marks on my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||08/25/2013|
I want to pull those shorts DOWN...
|by Anonymous||reply 92||08/25/2013|
He looks like he would taste like a mixture of butterscotch and sweat. I wonder what he smells like.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||10/18/2013|
Grease, sweat, funk and suntan oil.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||10/20/2013|
He doesn't hold a candle next to Ben Cohen.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||10/20/2013|
he doesn't. but he's a fun redneck
|by Anonymous||reply 102||10/20/2013|
Who the hell asked you, R101?
|by Anonymous||reply 103||10/20/2013|
great looking forearms, I find him totally studly
|by Anonymous||reply 105||11/25/2013|
and he seems like a sweetie
|by Anonymous||reply 107||11/25/2013|
Will he be at the Daytona 500 this weekend?
|by Anonymous||reply 111||02/22/2014|
He's a man walking around in a tire people. He's an idiot and is of no value whatsoever. Get some standards for goodness sake.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||02/22/2014|
Oh, shove it up your ass, you sanctimonious twit R112. This thread clearly isn't for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||02/22/2014|
He actually does have fur on his stomach.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||02/22/2014|
Thank fuck for racing season!
|by Anonymous||reply 116||02/22/2014|
Knowing a thing or two about spare tires myself, I think he's HOT!
|by Anonymous||reply 117||02/22/2014|
Those things just HAVE to be able to lactate...
|by Anonymous||reply 118||02/22/2014|
Did you see him near the starting line at Daytona today?
|by Anonymous||reply 119||02/23/2014|
I just love me a big ole southern boy.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||02/23/2014|
you know he's a dumb as a box of rocks. but who cares!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||02/23/2014|
Big, dumb and full of cum...
|by Anonymous||reply 125||02/24/2014|
Where his co' drank, r125?
|by Anonymous||reply 127||02/24/2014|
you gotta love a guy who's always happy
|by Anonymous||reply 128||02/24/2014|
Look at those legs! I'm going to a festival today, and there will likely be a lot of his types there.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||05/03/2014|
I'd like to spend an afternoon in a Talladega trailer with Tire Man.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||05/03/2014|
me too, I'll wait for sloppy seconds.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||05/03/2014|
hanging out with a cute buddy
|by Anonymous||reply 134||05/04/2014|
He makes me want to do some...thangs...
|by Anonymous||reply 135||05/04/2014|
The worship of this trash shows just how far DL has fallen. It's embarrassing that this is what you find hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||05/04/2014|
What's embarrassing is that you felt the need to comment in the thread of someone you don't think is hot (yeah, right) just because others, who happen to have some taste, DO find him hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||05/04/2014|
He was featured in today's USA today!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||05/05/2014|