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Talladega Tire Man pt. 2

For DLer Dustin (and others who enjoyed the first thread). Most of the pics in the original thread have blanked out, so here's a brand new one.

The TTM is sort of the Naked Cowboy of the race car set. He walks around Talladega, Daytona etc. in nothing more than a straw hat, sneakers and a tire covering his man parts (in reality he's wearing underwear beneath the tire).

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Hard side nip

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Man teats worth suckling

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...and suckling

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Thighs

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by Anonymousreply 1201/24/2013

Nice big pecs

by Anonymousreply 1301/24/2013

Tire Man Chris MacNicol toasts other race trackers

by Anonymousreply 1401/24/2013

OP:

What is the TTM's occupation when he's not staggering around the racetrack with his ever-present drink in his hand?

by Anonymousreply 1501/24/2013

R15, he used to be a minor league baseball player. Apparently these days he's a medical sales rep.

by Anonymousreply 1601/24/2013

Now, that's fit-fat.

by Anonymousreply 1701/25/2013

For reals, R17

by Anonymousreply 1801/25/2013

Another yummy picture

by Anonymousreply 1903/24/2013

Thanks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2003/25/2013

You're welcome, R20

by Anonymousreply 2103/25/2013

Vulgross

by Anonymousreply 2203/25/2013

I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(

by Anonymousreply 2303/25/2013

Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare. Who knew.

by Anonymousreply 2403/25/2013

aka, The Talladega Tire Tool

by Anonymousreply 2503/25/2013

I'm not him, but I'd love to see what's under that tire...

by Anonymousreply 2603/25/2013

[quote]Apparently the Talladega Tire Man has $18 to spare.

It's great that you noticed that the Talladega Tire Man started this thread. I'll bet you also realized that Leonard Matlovich started the gay airman thread, Lorna Luft posted about her cancer, and Andrew Sullivan is posting in his thread, too. Did you notice that Patrick Schwarzenegger started another thread about himself?

You're really on top of things r24 - sure to go far.

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I do love you, R27.

by Anonymousreply 2803/25/2013

He would so get it

by Anonymousreply 3003/26/2013

Fuck he's hot!!!

by Anonymousreply 3103/26/2013

you ruined it by saying he wears underwear, now we can no longer imagine him naked beneath the tire, only fully nude photos can restore my interest now.

by Anonymousreply 3203/26/2013

I'll bet he tastes like creamy butterscotch mixed with sweat.

by Anonymousreply 3303/26/2013

[quote] I miss From the Desk of Tony Stewart. :(

R23--sometimes he posts his musings in the Gay / Bi NASCAR drivers thread. I don't think it's the original TS troll,though.

by Anonymousreply 3403/26/2013

Yummy Stud Muffin!

by Anonymousreply 3503/26/2013

oh, Boy!

by Anonymousreply 3605/05/2013

He is too fine.

by Anonymousreply 3705/05/2013

LOL, someone's on the TTM's Facebook page (I'm looking at you, R36!)

by Anonymousreply 3805/05/2013

If I could see one man naked, it would be ttm.

by Anonymousreply 3905/05/2013

Me too. Well, maybe not ONLY him, but he'd definately be one of the ones.

by Anonymousreply 4005/05/2013

His face is cute, body is hot,but the over the top confidence makes him drop fucking dead sexy

by Anonymousreply 4105/05/2013

He makes my dick twitch

by Anonymousreply 4205/05/2013

I want to taste his milky tits.

by Anonymousreply 4305/05/2013

I was supposed to be at Talledega yesterday, but the airport was closed to private jets due to weather. Next year.

by Anonymousreply 4405/05/2013

Don't worry, R44. He'll be there. And you'd BETTER get pics and post them here.

by Anonymousreply 4505/05/2013

Oh I will! I sent him an invitation via Facebook to sit in our pit (next year now) so I will get some great photos during the Saturday race.

by Anonymousreply 4605/05/2013

Ok, that'll work!

by Anonymousreply 4705/05/2013

Check out the thighs on his pic towards the bottom of the page.

by Anonymousreply 4805/06/2013

Damn! He should go out there one day wearing a thong under that tire. I bet he'd stay hard.

by Anonymousreply 4905/06/2013

DANG

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Bippity Boppity Bump for hotness.

There must be more photos

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make me a sandwich!

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Hottest MAN on two feet.

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R55 is the hottest picture on the interwebs

by Anonymousreply 5905/08/2013

One lucky bitch

by Anonymousreply 6005/08/2013

Can I get a looksie up your tire?

by Anonymousreply 6105/08/2013

he's always the hottest body in every one of these photos

by Anonymousreply 6205/08/2013

I love how his tits glisten and glean in this pic

by Anonymousreply 6305/08/2013

sexy stud

by Anonymousreply 6405/08/2013

I wonder what he smells like after a long day of walking around in nothing but a tire.

by Anonymousreply 6505/08/2013

probably pretty musky, that's what turns some of us on

by Anonymousreply 6605/08/2013

His wife would need a Sherman tank to get me off his cock

by Anonymousreply 6705/08/2013

Same here, R67. She probably doesn't know how good she has it.

by Anonymousreply 6805/08/2013

Somebody should do a sex fanfiction about him and post it!

by Anonymousreply 6905/08/2013

His ass must be worth more than $1000!

by Anonymousreply 7005/08/2013

I'd like to be in the room when he takes that getup off at the end of the day. I'll bet his shorts or undies are soaking wet with sweat and musky as fuck.

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bump

by Anonymousreply 7205/15/2013

I have no desire to ever go to a speedway but I'd like to see him at the beach in a Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 7305/15/2013

I prefer the Denver Broncos Barrel Man. He was beloved enough for the NFL to produce an official bobblehead of him. Talladega Tire Man is just an exhibitionist as far as I can tell. A sideshow, yes, not an icon.

by Anonymousreply 7405/15/2013

We need to get Tina Belcher to write an Erotic Fan Fiction about him on Bob's Burgers. Shall we start a petition?

by Anonymousreply 7505/15/2013

Hell, R75, I'll try my hand at it! Is Bob's Burgers a good site?

by Anonymousreply 7605/15/2013

Wait, so the "Talladega Tire Man" troll and the "Bob's Burgers" troll are the same DLer?!

The mind reels ….

by Anonymousreply 7705/15/2013

I donna bees cared who tired he bees, i beat he ask

by Anonymousreply 7805/15/2013

really hot body

by Anonymousreply 7905/15/2013

R78 is a racist piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 8005/15/2013

Tire man bump

by Anonymousreply 8106/08/2013

That is one fine man

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For sure...

by Anonymousreply 8306/08/2013

His tits and nips make me feel randy

by Anonymousreply 8406/08/2013

a rare shot with him weargin a shirt and drinking water

by Anonymousreply 8507/16/2013

Showing off the guns in civies...

by Anonymousreply 8608/24/2013

cuties

by Anonymousreply 8708/24/2013

I concur, R87.

by Anonymousreply 8808/25/2013

never enough of the tire man

by Anonymousreply 8908/25/2013

He's free to leave skid marks on my face.

by Anonymousreply 9008/25/2013

Rah-ther nice tits.

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I want to pull those shorts DOWN...

by Anonymousreply 9208/25/2013

Hot damn those tits

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DANG

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a great sense of things

by Anonymousreply 9610/18/2013

Ho Ho HO!

by Anonymousreply 9710/18/2013

He looks like he would taste like a mixture of butterscotch and sweat. I wonder what he smells like.

by Anonymousreply 9810/18/2013

grease I presume

by Anonymousreply 9910/19/2013

Grease, sweat, funk and suntan oil.

by Anonymousreply 10010/20/2013

He doesn't hold a candle next to Ben Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 10110/20/2013

he doesn't. but he's a fun redneck

by Anonymousreply 10210/20/2013

Who the hell asked you, R101?

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apples and oranges

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great looking forearms, I find him totally studly

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Solid hunk of man

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and he seems like a sweetie

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NICE and sweaty

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Big Man Breasts!

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'Dega Time!

by Anonymousreply 11002/22/2014

Will he be at the Daytona 500 this weekend?

by Anonymousreply 11102/22/2014

He's a man walking around in a tire people. He's an idiot and is of no value whatsoever. Get some standards for goodness sake.

by Anonymousreply 11202/22/2014

Oh, shove it up your ass, you sanctimonious twit R112. This thread clearly isn't for you.

by Anonymousreply 11302/22/2014

too hairless for me

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He actually does have fur on his stomach.

by Anonymousreply 11502/22/2014

Thank fuck for racing season!

by Anonymousreply 11602/22/2014

Knowing a thing or two about spare tires myself, I think he's HOT!

by Anonymousreply 11702/22/2014

Those things just HAVE to be able to lactate...

by Anonymousreply 11802/22/2014

Did you see him near the starting line at Daytona today?

by Anonymousreply 11902/23/2014

No, where was it posted?

by Anonymousreply 12002/23/2014

HA! love this guy

by Anonymousreply 12102/23/2014

GO 'DEGA!

by Anonymousreply 12202/23/2014

I just love me a big ole southern boy.

by Anonymousreply 12302/23/2014

you know he's a dumb as a box of rocks. but who cares!

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Big, dumb and full of cum...

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meaty thighs

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Where his co' drank, r125?

by Anonymousreply 12702/24/2014

you gotta love a guy who's always happy

by Anonymousreply 12802/24/2014

the whole crew

by Anonymousreply 12905/03/2014

Look at those legs! I'm going to a festival today, and there will likely be a lot of his types there.

by Anonymousreply 13005/03/2014

perfect shape of a guy

by Anonymousreply 13105/03/2014

I'd like to spend an afternoon in a Talladega trailer with Tire Man.

by Anonymousreply 13205/03/2014

me too, I'll wait for sloppy seconds.

by Anonymousreply 13305/03/2014

hanging out with a cute buddy

by Anonymousreply 13405/04/2014

He makes me want to do some...thangs...

by Anonymousreply 13505/04/2014

The worship of this trash shows just how far DL has fallen. It's embarrassing that this is what you find hot.

by Anonymousreply 13605/04/2014

What's embarrassing is that you felt the need to comment in the thread of someone you don't think is hot (yeah, right) just because others, who happen to have some taste, DO find him hot.

by Anonymousreply 13705/04/2014

He always looks so happy

by Anonymousreply 13805/04/2014

He was featured in today's USA today!

by Anonymousreply 13905/05/2014

bump!

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