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Imagine your own heaven...

This is what I imagine the entrance to heaven looks like:

by Anonymousreply 1201/24/2013

I don't like the plants.

by Anonymousreply 101/24/2013

I want to eat grapes.

by Anonymousreply 201/24/2013

Spending eternity in a sex sandwich between a 1980-85 era Tom Selleck and a 1980's era Patrick Swayze. Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm good.

by Anonymousreply 301/24/2013

Oh boys, watch out, Mama's mussey wants to make some vintage wine!

by Anonymousreply 401/24/2013

Heaven is filled with naked Mexicans?

by Anonymousreply 501/24/2013

Brazilians, R5

by Anonymousreply 601/24/2013

No, this is the entrance to heaven

by Anonymousreply 701/24/2013

Any idea of heaven would have to be a place devoid of boredom because, if you're going to be there forever, whatever that means, anything is bound to become tired and trite, even sex with Tom Selleck, Max Gail, Robert Conrad, etc. etc. etc. when they were all in their 30s and maybe 40s. I can't imagine being there 10 billion quadrillion years from now still plinking away on the same old harp singing praises to God. And I'm sure even he would get tired of that too, and besides, he must have a gigantic ego to want praises sung to him all the time and be worshipped by us inferior beings. Besides that he loves to inflict pain and suffering on us, so what is the point of worshipping something like that?

by Anonymousreply 801/24/2013

[quote]even sex with Tom Selleck, Max Gail, Robert Conrad

Ew, ew, and ew. We're talking about heaven, not hell.

by Anonymousreply 901/24/2013

Clearly heaven will exclude bores like r8.

by Anonymousreply 1001/24/2013

I don't give a fuck about sex, I just want to be able to eat what I want, drink, get high, watch TV, read, sleep well, and look good in my clothes.

by Anonymousreply 1101/24/2013

What do you mean "bore" r10? I'm trying to imagine heaven that ISN'T boring--if you are so divine and heavenly and of course never boring, why don't you enlighten the rest of us?

by Anonymousreply 1201/24/2013
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