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Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Florida Home‏

In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package.

by Anonymousreply 2201/25/2013

Up to the same old shit!

by Anonymousreply 101/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 201/24/2013

Oh! My beautiful mind!

by Anonymousreply 301/24/2013

The woman had a gun but every shot missed the whacko. She needs shooting lessons from the NRA.

by Anonymousreply 401/24/2013

Drugs much?

by Anonymousreply 501/24/2013

It's a guy thing.

by Anonymousreply 601/24/2013

Well, all the stores were closed.

by Anonymousreply 701/24/2013

Well, of COURSE this happened in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 801/24/2013

[quote]The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room

Translation please? Is "whacking the mole" a term for masturbation?

I'm guessing he was on that new drug "bath salts".

by Anonymousreply 901/24/2013

I poop and masturbate in my Florida home every day.

by Anonymousreply 1001/24/2013

[quote]At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out.

Oh my.

by Anonymousreply 1101/24/2013

Too bad the wife missed him. He's going to do it again but next time, eat someone's face. These types need to be shot when the opportunity comes up.

by Anonymousreply 1201/24/2013

Is there anything this guy did NOT do in their house?

by Anonymousreply 1301/24/2013

Men are just fucking insane.

by Anonymousreply 1401/24/2013

What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?

by Anonymousreply 1501/24/2013

he's kinda hot. i'd like to see him naked

by Anonymousreply 1601/24/2013

Isn't that Josh Groban?

by Anonymousreply 1701/24/2013

It's Florida - does anything more need to be said?

by Anonymousreply 1801/24/2013

Not what we usually mean by "surprise anal."

by Anonymousreply 1901/24/2013

That is not new. 20 years ago there was guy that broke into people's houses in the Hollywood hills and robbed them. He would take a dump on the floor as he left. The police called him "the shitter" News didnt talk about it much.

by Anonymousreply 2001/24/2013

And, in California, men keep women in boxes under the bed for 7 years, or in a tent in the back yard for 18 years...

by Anonymousreply 2101/25/2013

"What's the difference between NUDE, NAKED, COMPLETELY NUDE, and COMPLETELY NAKED?"

It's like the difference between stark naked, buck naked, and bareass naked.

by Anonymousreply 2201/25/2013
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