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New wife beats the shit out of Levi Johnston

I hope baby Breeze Beretta is OK.

Bristol Palin's former beau Levi Johnston was pummeled and 'nearly stabbed' by his new wife during a boozy New Year's Eve attack, a shocking new report claims.

Johnston, 22, of Wasilla, Alaska, married Sunny Oglesby - the mother of his second child - in October months after she became pregnant with a girl, whom the couple named Breeze Beretta after the Italian firearm.

But their wedded bliss may have taken a back seat on New Year's Eve, when Sunny allegedly attacked Johnston in front of horrified family members.

A source, speaking to The National Enquirer, said that Johnston's new bride had a few too many martinis and 'went completely insane.'

The witness told the magazine: 'She started biting, kicking and slapping him. Then she grabbed a knife and tried to stab him!'

The attack came after the couple enjoyed a romantic dinner and went to see New Year's fireworks with friends and family before returning home, according to the Enquirer.

But there, a remark from Johnston sent her flying into a rage, the source said, and sent her 'lunging' at the former Playgirl cover boy and 'calling him all kinds of names.'

'She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough.'

The source added: 'He was too stunned to defend himself and curled up in a fetal position while Sunny worked him over.'

But the dispute took a harrowing turn when she reportedly grabbed the knife.

'Thank God Sunny's mother and brother pulled it away from her as Levi ran off in terror. Finally, Levi's father Keith was able to restrain her, but what Sunny really needed was a strait-jacket.'

The Enquirer reported that the police were dispatched to the home, but no charges were filed and Sunny 'was already sleeping it off.' Johnston started dating Sunny in late 2010 - several months after Johnston's short-lived second engagement to Sarah Palin's eldest daughter Bristol crumbled.

Johnston was an 18-year-old high-school hockey player in Wasilla when he was thrust into the spotlight after Palin was selected as Sen John McCain’s running mate back in 2008.

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by Anonymousreply 3501/24/2013

trailer trash, trailer trash, trailer trash

by Anonymousreply 101/23/2013

And this story makes the rounds of a gay forum why?

by Anonymousreply 201/23/2013

She figured out he's a fag.

by Anonymousreply 301/23/2013

Because many gay men on this forum have expressed their deep desire to have Levi in them deeply.

by Anonymousreply 401/23/2013

Because it's trailer trash Dynasty, r2. The Palin clan are only as good as visualized through the eyes of Aaron Spelling.

by Anonymousreply 501/23/2013

I wonder if the couple are into meth yet.

by Anonymousreply 601/23/2013

R5, Sonny's gonna pull a full-on Claudia and start lighting some candles at their local YMCA.

by Anonymousreply 701/23/2013

[quote]And this story makes the rounds of a gay forum why?

God, what ISN'T discussed here?

by Anonymousreply 801/23/2013

Side topic but this is another example of why it sucks that alcohol is legal but pot is illegal.

They would have had a nicer New Years if they just toked up, watched some Pokemon and had episodic giggles between eating munchie foods. Doesn't that sound better than an episode of brutally assaulting and trying to murder your spouse?

by Anonymousreply 901/23/2013

How surprising that a mother who would allow her child to be named after a gun would turn violent!

by Anonymousreply 1001/23/2013

Absolutely. And my dear love would just be lazy and stoned, not have a big red nose like Rudolph after all these years.

by Anonymousreply 1101/23/2013

I heard that the whole unpleasantness began over a disagreement on "What's fit-fat and what's just plain fat"

by Anonymousreply 1201/23/2013

[R2] I guess the same reason YOU clicked on the story.

by Anonymousreply 1301/23/2013

She is probably pissed about his flabby body, little dick and lack of ability to support the family. His face was attractive, at least at one time but the rest is Honey Boo Boo walmart

by Anonymousreply 1401/23/2013

Totally, R14. Real white trash peaks at age 19, lookswise. Make that 17 for the females. It's a steep downhill incline after that! Toxic lifestyle on every level. Crap food, booze and drugs, crap relationships, shit job or no job at all, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1501/23/2013

I actually feel bad for Levi, because they say he was crying uncontrollably.

by Anonymousreply 1601/23/2013

Alaska is trash like Florida except it's colder.

by Anonymousreply 1701/23/2013

They named their child after a gun? Talking about reinforcing stereotypes.

by Anonymousreply 1801/23/2013

So what could be this "string of bizarre family dramas" be? From Page Six:

Levi Johnston's lawyer speaks out about his wife’s assault (Nice headline NY Post)

Levi Johnston’s lawyer Rex Butler tells Page Six that the news of Johnston’s wife’s violent assault is just the latest in a string of bizarre family dramas for Bristol Palin’s baby daddy.

Johnston’s wife of almost three months, Sunny Oglesby, “beat him mercilessly” in a recent freakout, according to The National Enquirer. She “went completely insane,” a source told the mag. “She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough.”

“We don’t have all the details on that yet,” Butler tells Page Six. “We were not approached by The Enquirer and did not talk to them. I think sometimes things happen within families that have to remain that way.”

Johnston certainly has had his fair share of drama over the years, after impregnating Sarah Palin’s daughter, Bristol, with their son Tripp in 2007, when she was 17.

“Sometimes people’s lives just go that way!” Butler said.

by Anonymousreply 1901/23/2013

Just another night in Wasilla.

by Anonymousreply 2001/23/2013

Is Alaska one of the states where domestic battery charges are pressed regardless of the wishes of the partner who was hit? I wonder if it's applied to women, as well. Most if not all men would have been cuffed and taken off to the station, not left to sleep it off at home.

by Anonymousreply 2101/23/2013

[quote]Bristol Palin's former beau Levi Johnston was pummeled and 'nearly stabbed' by his new wife during a boozy New Year's Eve attack


by Anonymousreply 2201/23/2013

[quote]I wonder if the couple are into meth yet.

Yet? It was probably served at their wedding reception.

by Anonymousreply 2301/23/2013

Looks like this relationship may turn out to make the one with Bristol Palin wonderful by comparison!

by Anonymousreply 2401/23/2013

Levi probably shouldn't have had sex before marriage with that woman.

by Anonymousreply 2501/23/2013

Rex Butler has actually not represented Levi for some time. That's why he doesn't have "all the details."

by Anonymousreply 2601/24/2013

"Rex Butler has actually not represented Levi for some time."

The only "rep" this douche needs is a parole officer.

by Anonymousreply 2701/24/2013

When will Levi figure out that his calling is in porn?

by Anonymousreply 2801/24/2013

[quote] “She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough.”





by Anonymousreply 2901/24/2013

I picture him sobbing like the bully in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie is beating the shit out of him.

by Anonymousreply 3001/24/2013


by Anonymousreply 3101/24/2013

[quote]When will Levi figure out that his calling is in porn?

He missed that boat - was kind of hot 2008-2009 but seems to have a smallish dick and he's almost surely out of shape now. As said on prior page - white trash peaks early and then slides hard.

by Anonymousreply 3201/24/2013

Levi Johnston is attracted to trashy women.

by Anonymousreply 3301/24/2013

[quote]When will Levi figure out that his calling is in porn?

I'm hoping he will reconsider.

by Anonymousreply 3401/24/2013


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