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Worst flash mob ever?

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by AnnEreply 3101/24/2013

I just couldn't watch

by AnnEreply 101/23/2013


by AnnEreply 201/23/2013

Oh, my eyes! My ears!

by AnnEreply 301/23/2013

Cattle being slaughtered have better intonation. Just stay home and read a book if you FUCKING CAN'T SING!

by AnnEreply 401/23/2013

I don't understand the phenomenon at all. Is it a bunch of attention whores breaking out into song or dance in public? What's the point besides looking retarded?

by AnnEreply 501/23/2013

Damn. That's soooooo awful; I could only watch about 30 seconds of it. Who told them they could sing?

by AnnEreply 601/23/2013

That was worse than back-to-back episodes of "Girls."

by AnnEreply 701/23/2013

Singing [italic]a capella[/italic] is not for amateurs or the faint-hearted.

Nor is flash mobbing in NYC.

by AnnEreply 801/23/2013

What I don't understand is how they managed to get so many horrible singers in one place at the same time.

My kind of flash mob below: joyous!

by AnnEreply 901/23/2013

and a properly executed marketing stunt flash mob.

by AnnEreply 1001/23/2013

R9 that choreography is so aerobics class 1999.

by AnnEreply 1101/23/2013

Whatever the choreography is, it's a lot of fun. Look the word up. Could change your life.

by AnnEreply 1201/23/2013

These aren't flash mobs.

A flash mob is a group of people who spontaneously gather somewhere and do something bewildering, like go to the rug department at Macy's and claim they are members of a commune looking for a love rug. Within a very few minutes (before police can get there for crowd control), they completely disperse. The point of it is to leave people baffled at why a bunch of people would collect, do a pointlessly weird thing, then leave.

A flash mob does not rehearse.

These stupid ass singing performances aren't "flash mobs," they're just attention whores. They've obviously pre planned and rehearsed. They're annoying.

by AnnEreply 1301/23/2013

Speaking of attention whores.

by AnnEreply 1401/23/2013


by AnnEreply 1501/23/2013

We have a group in my town who wold definitely do this, they're so attention-whorey. They're always putting on "shows" at the local church (one of the members of the "troupe" is the pastor's daughter). They show up at any town event and volunteer to do a reenactment of something -- anything. They insist on being in all town parades. They are terrible. They can't sing. It's 99% women and the main entertainment they perform is ... get ready for it... Tap dancing.

About 70% of the girls are obese. Worse, they wear sheer tights (not even black ones), so you can see the tattoos and bruises on their fat legs. Believe me, fat bruises easily because these girls are all banged up from accidentally jabbing each other with their dancing canes.

It's torture. The town xmas tree lighting, the harvest festival, the clam chowder festival, the 4th of July parade, even Memorial Day they are out there singing and tap dancing. They are so bad it's like a cosmic joke is being played on the town.

by AnnEreply 1601/23/2013


by AnnEreply 1701/23/2013

Someone should do a parody flash mob where people throw up into their coffee cups when someone hits the wrong note, hold their ears and chant "ow ow ow," pretend to stab their eyeballs when ugly singers embrace, etc

by AnnEreply 1801/23/2013

I'd love to see (but perhaps not hear!)the LM so-called flash mob performers and those tap dancers.

by AnnEreply 1901/23/2013

I agree, Della. I would love to see the two-ton troupe of terrible tappers in action.

by AnnEreply 2001/23/2013

R10, the Polish Zac Efron at 1:19.

by AnnEreply 2101/23/2013

Regardless of what a flash mob may or may not be, R13, I'd rather look at a well-executed singing/dancing whateveryoucallit than a bunch of idiots going to said rug department. *Talk* about attention whores.

Here's the first flash mob video I ever saw, the intro to La Traviata at Reading Public Market in Phila. Don't you watch it, R13.

by AnnEreply 2201/23/2013

Okay, THIS is now my favorite Les Miz flashmob!

by AnnEreply 2301/23/2013

The guy in the second row finished the test and left.

by AnnEreply 2401/24/2013

The Mamma Mia video is great until they start focusing on the heifer in red who doesn't know what the fuck she's doing.

by AnnEreply 2501/24/2013

That's hilarious, r23!!!

by AnnEreply 2601/24/2013

That was not the worse flash mob, and it was wonderful. And, YES I love Les Miserables!!

by AnnEreply 2701/24/2013

The college version was really good, I actually cried at the end of the video.

by AnnEreply 2801/24/2013

That was awful, horrible, and stupid. Get a fucking job, losers, and you won't have the time to think of and plan this crap. And none of them can sing.

by AnnEreply 2901/24/2013

I think it's nice that community college theater students have an outlet for their talents.

by AnnEreply 3001/24/2013

Don't be so damn jealous, r29! If you're that miserable, then go join the gay men's chorus.

by AnnEreply 3101/24/2013
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