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Maya Angelou here!

I wish to open myself to you, and to reveal the essence of life, of yours and of mine, as we commune and communicate together.

Any questions?

by Maya, still risingreply 5305/28/2014

Do you really insist other people use the title "Dr." before your name, even though all you have are honorary doctorates?

by Maya, still risingreply 101/22/2013

Dearest soul at R1, we are all doctors in a way, healing each other's souls, tending to the wounds of our collective psyches, creating the path for our shared healings.

by Maya, still risingreply 201/22/2013

Love her. She ain't perfect, but she's a pretty dammed amazing woman. Despite the Oprah connection. And within her poem "I Rise" I see not only downtrodden black people but downtrodden gay people as well. At least in parts.

[quote]You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise.

by Maya, still risingreply 301/22/2013

She was quoting Pigpen in Peanuts, R3!

by Maya, still risingreply 401/22/2013

Wasn't Pigpen gay? I heard he and Schroeder were a couple. Poor Lucy.

by Maya, still risingreply 501/22/2013

Have you ever seen Oprah naked? If so, is she nicely hung? Cut or uncut?

by Maya, still risingreply 601/22/2013

You once had so much to say about the Butterfinger, Dr. Angelou. Have you moved on to other candy treats worthy of poetic praise? Please share.

by Maya, still risingreply 701/22/2013

You can open yourself, but please keep your legs together.

by Maya, still risingreply 801/22/2013

Wasn't she supposed to die on December 21st?

by Maya, still risingreply 901/22/2013

LOL @ R9!

by Maya, still risingreply 1001/22/2013

What do you feel about that hot Cubano piece of hottness who stole your thunder? do you think he's a bottom or a top?

by Maya, still risingreply 1101/22/2013

Why don't you act more often? Surely someone of your prodigious talents must be compelled to share them wit the masses. Also, will you please say "good morning" to us gays as only you can?

by Maya, still risingreply 1201/23/2013

I Rise!

by Maya, still risingreply 1301/23/2013

"Did the Mayan priest exalt in your buttery crunchiness?"

by Maya, still risingreply 1401/23/2013

How much for a handjob?

by Maya, still risingreply 1501/23/2013

R12 Good morning, gurl! Rise! Rise! RISE!

by Maya, still risingreply 1601/23/2013

R2 speaks Truth. Love and light, Dr. 'There's An Angel In All of us" Angelou

by Maya, still risingreply 1701/23/2013

Someone needs to go to Starbucks and get me a fucking Espresso. NOW.

by Maya, still risingreply 1801/23/2013

I know WHY the caged bird sings.

by Maya, still risingreply 1901/23/2013

My friends, it worries me so, the negativity and dissonance I see and read in these threads.

We must collectively know that where the sun meets the moon is our ultimate destination, and we are but the bubbling of the brook and creek and the joy of a small puppy on a warm summer morning.

Go and share that delicious wonder inside of you.

by Maya, still risingreply 2001/24/2013

That woman was the meanest, rudest person I ever met. She was a regular patron at a restaurant I managed back in the 90s. I hated her, hated her, hated her.

by Maya, still risingreply 2101/24/2013

the oracle speaks

by Maya, still risingreply 2201/24/2013

Dr. Maya Angelou,

You are the great and powerful. You are all knowing. We are not worthy to be in your presence.

We come before you as humble, obedient servants. My dog and I want to return to Kansas. Please help up get home.

by Maya, still risingreply 2301/24/2013

How...... did....... the.....Poe......Emmmm.... Fuh......low.........dow-----uhn......ewe.....er....Ahhh-----rum.

And why the fuck does it take you ten minutes to say one sentence, you self-inflated, narcissistic, humorless twat?

by Maya, still risingreply 2401/24/2013

I loved you on "Touch by an Angel"! How did you enjoy working with Roma Downey and John Dye?

by Maya, still risingreply 2501/24/2013

R25 How DARE you! How dare you say that about Miss Della!

by Maya, still risingreply 2601/24/2013

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by Maya, still risingreply 2701/25/2013

R4...R9...LOL.

(This thread is hilarious)

by Maya, still risingreply 2801/25/2013

Maya Who?

by Maya, still risingreply 2901/25/2013

Oh hush Toni. Take some more Quaaludes and shut it.

by Maya, still risingreply 3001/25/2013

Miss Angelou: is your son also a member of our "family" and please give penis stats. Thank you ever so much.

by Maya, still risingreply 3101/25/2013

Do "I Rise" and Donna Brazile get it on?

by Maya, still risingreply 3201/25/2013

right before she became inspired

by Maya, still risingreply 3301/25/2013

Adding to r24's question, how long would it take to speak your statement as opposed to typing it? Hours? Days? Months?

by Maya, still risingreply 3401/25/2013

As you age, has it become more difficult to rise?

by Maya, still risingreply 3501/26/2013

She's dead.

by Maya, still risingreply 3605/28/2014

[quote]I loved you on "Touch by an Angel"! How did you enjoy working with Roma Downey and John Dye?

Funny you should mention that, I'm lunching with Mr. Dye this afternoon.

by Maya, still risingreply 3705/28/2014

Is prancercising in a Caftan an effective way to nourish your inner Goddess?

by Maya, still risingreply 3805/28/2014

I want you all to remember: 'You is kind (of cunty). You is smart (asses). You is (self) important.'

by Maya, still risingreply 3905/28/2014

do you really like fruit loops?

by Maya, still risingreply 4005/28/2014

[quote]Any questions?

Yeah. What's on your iPod?

by Maya, still risingreply 4105/28/2014

Wasn't she a closeted lesbian?

by Maya, still risingreply 4205/28/2014

Hey Oprah Can you load up my i pod

by Maya, still risingreply 4305/28/2014

From this angle, I truly now 'Know Why the Caged Bird Sings'. Because he's afraid of you Baby Jane Hudson motherfuckers.

by Maya, still risingreply 4405/28/2014

R42 What is this "closeted lesbian" concept you mention? I don't understand what that is...

by Maya, still risingreply 4505/28/2014

She's nor dead-dead.

by Maya, still risingreply 4605/28/2014

DAMN!Damn damn

by Maya, still risingreply 4705/28/2014

It's a full time job chasing after the Butterfingery goodness video...

by Maya, still risingreply 4805/28/2014

That's DOCTOR Angelou to you white crackers!@

by Maya, still risingreply 4905/28/2014

op go and ingest the contents of your medicine cabinet and then the contents underneath your kitchen sink. for fuck sake's dont you have any respect for the dead?

by Maya, still risingreply 5005/28/2014

Can I have your stuff?

by Maya, still risingreply 5105/28/2014

Witch Doctor Angelou?

by Maya, still risingreply 5205/28/2014

Are the students at Wake Forest secretly relieved they won't have to deal with your drunken lectures/tirades any longer?

by Maya, still risingreply 5305/28/2014
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