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My Partner Is a BITCH

So, we both read DL, but he insists on reading every single post to me out loud as if I can't read the forum myself. Then, he posts something which he THINKS is funny, but it never is. In fact, he's the all-time champion DL thread killer. And then he waits breathlessly for hours for replies and gives me a constant play-by-play of what is happening on his lame-ass threads.

What should I doooooooo?

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2402/03/2013

It's pretty obvious who the BITCH in your relationship is!

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 101/21/2013

Buy some vowels.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 201/21/2013

I think your relationship will work out just fine.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 301/21/2013

Your partner wouldn't happen to be that R27 in that other thread, would he? I've been LMAO for DAYS over that one!

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 401/21/2013

OP - I think I remember the two of you posting on a thread a couple of years back from separate rooms. Something about his mom and them not liking you.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 501/21/2013

Which thread, R4?

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 601/21/2013

[R4], I want a divorce. And alimony.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 701/21/2013

R5 just gave me a stroke.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 801/21/2013

Baby, is that you? You'll never make wit and wisdom, but please just stop trying. It's embarrassing.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 901/21/2013

Cheryl, your pussy still stinks.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1001/21/2013

R8/OP - I'm right, aren't I? Is he upstairs?

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1101/21/2013

Seriously, R5 - how the F*ck would you know that???

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1201/21/2013

Guys - there aren't that many couples who post on DL together. Let alone start a thread that gets hijacked by their partner in another room. It was pretty funny and memorable.

Carry on.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1301/21/2013

Is this like Manti Te'o....or "The Night Listener?"

Are there really two or ((foreboding music)) is this the work of only one person?

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1401/22/2013

it takes a village

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1501/22/2013

My partner and I both post here regularly, but never together, and never about each other. I only recognize his posts by his writing style. It's fun to work out if something that made me laugh was posted by him.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1601/22/2013

They really need to update that wit and wisdom thing. The 17 Human Heads comment wasn't really that funny. Meanwhile, I've got GOLD going on in other threads. GOLD, I tell 'ya!

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1701/22/2013

Link please.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1802/03/2013

put down the hairbrush (it's not a microphone), stop talking into the mirror, and dial Bellvue

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 1902/03/2013

[R19] "Bellvue" ... oh, dear.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2002/03/2013

OP is Jordon

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2102/03/2013

Living in the same beautiful house, driving the same beautiful car, laying claim to different corners of the house, flipping each other off as they pass one another in the hallway, texting songs about filth to strangers... Somebody is going to take a steamy dump on the family buffet at Christmas.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2202/03/2013

Why is it that in every relationship there's a bitch?

Has posting and telling your spouse all about the latest on Datalounge become a gender specific role like taking out the trash, cooking, and top vs. bottom?

And OP, regarding bitch. It takes one to know one.

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2302/03/2013

Here we go. Come to daddy

by Julianne Moore ... Seriouslyreply 2402/03/2013
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