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Answer the question that the poster above you poses, and then ask the person below you a question

I'll start. What's your favorite movie?

by Anonymousreply 60002/16/2013

The Boondock Saints

When will I find love?

by Anonymousreply 101/21/2013

Any day now.

What makes you happy?

by Anonymousreply 201/21/2013

The suffering of children.

Whom do you serve?

by Anonymousreply 301/21/2013

My professor

Do you find love pointless?

by Anonymousreply 401/21/2013

Love is pointless, to a point.

How important is being secure?

by Anonymousreply 501/21/2013

Extremely. The second most important thing to me. The first being happiness.

Have you kissed anyone yet?

by Anonymousreply 601/21/2013

I've lost track of the number of men I've kissed.

Most embarrassing sexual moment?

by Anonymousreply 701/21/2013

I don't have any...I'm still a virgin.

If you were able to make a movie, what would it be about?

by Anonymousreply 801/21/2013

It would be a comedy about the behind the scenes lives of the hosts on home shopping networks. Waiting For Guffman-esque.

What's your favorite vacation spot?

by Anonymousreply 901/22/2013

San Francisco.

Do you believe in general that people are basically good or basically bad?

by Anonymousreply 1001/22/2013

Bad.

What kind of food gives you the worst BMs?

by Anonymousreply 1101/22/2013

oreos

Am I pretty

by Anonymousreply 1201/22/2013

You are very pretty; you just lack confidence.

When will I be successful?

by Anonymousreply 1301/22/2013

After you've defined what "success" means to you.

What's your favorite color?

by Anonymousreply 1401/22/2013

Green

Are you happy ??

by Anonymousreply 1501/22/2013

As happy as a pig in shit.

Where's the freakiest place you've had sex?

by Anonymousreply 1601/22/2013

In a tree

What was your first car

by Anonymousreply 1701/22/2013

LTD

Which one is better? Golden Girls or I Love Lucy?

by Anonymousreply 1801/22/2013

GG

Do you flip people off in your car?

by Anonymousreply 1901/22/2013

Use the subway, but when I have driven I may have, but not as a habit.

Do you think the economy will ever fully recover?

by Anonymousreply 2001/22/2013

no

Has the world gone mad?

by Anonymousreply 2101/22/2013

YES

When will it end

by Anonymousreply 2201/22/2013

It ends when you die

Will the economy keep improving?

by Anonymousreply 2301/22/2013

Of course it will, pumpkin.

Innie or outie?

by Anonymousreply 2401/22/2013

Innie.

Have you ever killed anyone?

by Anonymousreply 2501/22/2013

Ha, I wish!

What's your biggest secret?

by Anonymousreply 2601/22/2013

No, and it says so on my resume.

What are you doing this weekend?

by Anonymousreply 2701/22/2013

Making a rape whistle.

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

by Anonymousreply 2801/22/2013

Standing up.

Do you believe in a god?

by Anonymousreply 2901/22/2013

I believe in love.

Is this a cool thread or what?

by Anonymousreply 3001/22/2013

Not any more.

Bottom, top or truly versatile?

by Anonymousreply 3101/22/2013

versatile

who will be the next president

by Anonymousreply 3201/22/2013

HIllary

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 3301/22/2013

I'm happier single.

When can I retire?

by Anonymousreply 3401/22/2013

When you make enough $ or get old.

How does one live without fear?

by Anonymousreply 3501/22/2013

By facing whatever it is you're afraid of.

How long before gay marriage is universally accepted?

by Anonymousreply 3601/22/2013

It's right around the corner.

Were you your mother's favorite?

by Anonymousreply 3701/22/2013

Hustled to make money when i was in grad school.

What's the one place in the world you most want to visit?

by Anonymousreply 3901/22/2013

Posting on datalounge

Do you think Brad Pitt is handsome?

by Anonymousreply 4001/22/2013

He is, though I prefer him clean cut.

What's your one best tip when giving a blow job???

by Anonymousreply 4101/22/2013

Tongue over the bottom teeth. Constantly.

Why do people drive slow in the left passing lane?

by Anonymousreply 4201/22/2013

Which question do I answer? This is confusing.

by Anonymousreply 4301/22/2013

They aren't driving too slow, you are driving too fast. Give the planet a break please.

Why don't more people commute on recumbent bicycles? Fast yet healthful and relaxing.

by Anonymousreply 4401/22/2013

Because my commute is 100 miles per day.

Is global warming bullsh*t?

by Anonymousreply 4501/22/2013

Better not be - I just moved to a cold place.

Are there any cute sane lesbians?

by Anonymousreply 4601/22/2013

More cute than sane.

Is 40 to old to find love?

by Anonymousreply 4701/22/2013

Hell, no. I was 40 when I met my partner.

Why do fools fall in love?

by Anonymousreply 4801/22/2013

Because they're fools. Duh.

Who's the biggest weenie on the planet?

by Anonymousreply 4901/22/2013

Ack! I'm being simulposted right now and, no, I'm not enjoying it!

Who's the biggest weenie on the planet?

by Anonymousreply 5101/22/2013

Oscar Meyer

Which male celebrity or athlete has the most feminine looking butt?

by Anonymousreply 5201/22/2013

Skylar Astin

When was the last time you pooped your pants?

by Anonymousreply 5301/23/2013

A mild shart while I had a bad cough last month.

Does DL provide an accurate snapshot of the gay community?

by Anonymousreply 5401/23/2013

NO

Does this caftan make my butt look big?

by Anonymousreply 5501/23/2013

No, it looks big on its own.

Has anyone ever told you you're lousy in bed?

by Anonymousreply 5601/23/2013

No, but I know I am because I'm very lazy and selfish.

How often do you exercise?

by Anonymousreply 5701/23/2013

5 times a week.

Do you ever watch straight porn for some of the hot guys?

by Anonymousreply 5801/23/2013

Nope because girls show up.

Is Anderson Cooper a nice person at heart?

by Anonymousreply 5901/23/2013

Yes, he's been to my house.

Do gay Republicans have souls?

by Anonymousreply 6001/23/2013

Nobody knows the answer to that question R60. Certainly not the freeper trolls on datalounge.

Why do your hands feel so parched when you read an old book? Can it be that the dryness of the pages pulls moisture out of your hands?

by Anonymousreply 6101/23/2013

I have never noticed that old books do that. I know they smell funny.

Are most DL posters bitter?

by Anonymousreply 6201/23/2013

No, they're sweet.

How big is your dick?

by Anonymousreply 6301/24/2013

I don't answer that question til the second date. Or at least until you've bought be a few drinks.

What genre of porn gets you the hottest?

by Anonymousreply 6401/24/2013

Big muscle bottoms getting pounded by twink boys.

What is your phone number?

by Anonymousreply 6501/24/2013

M For Murder.

What would be your drag name?

by Anonymousreply 6601/24/2013

Tara Raboomdeay.

Who is the bigger sex freak, Travolta or Cruise?

by Anonymousreply 6701/24/2013

Cruise, because he's so repressed...you're as sick as your secrets.

What is more important to you, a handsome face or a beautiful body?

by Anonymousreply 6801/24/2013

Depends on the chemistry

How can you tell you are really in love?

by Anonymousreply 6901/24/2013

When you are willing to put in the work when the person isn't being so lovable.

Why does Datalounge seem so dead lately?

by Anonymousreply 7001/24/2013

Because it's been solid primetime for 4 days now.

Where do you live?

by Anonymousreply 7101/24/2013

We just got released from a Primetime 4-day lock-up fundraiser.

Who's your favorite Miss Universe?

by Anonymousreply 7201/24/2013

Dayana Sabrina Mendoza: "[Guantanamo] was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful." HA!

What's your greatest fear and why?

by Anonymousreply 7301/24/2013

That IT won't come when I call and I can never print anything ever again.

Can we survive?

by Anonymousreply 7401/24/2013

No.

Well?

by Anonymousreply 7501/24/2013

Well!

Who was a better a actor Brando or DeNiro?

by Anonymousreply 7601/24/2013

DeNiro

Whose celebrity face do you want to plunk your hole down on?

by Anonymousreply 7701/24/2013

Simon Baker

Where do you get the best bagel?

by Anonymousreply 7801/24/2013

Lady Gaga's bf.

What female celebrity would you screw for a million?

by Anonymousreply 7901/24/2013

Tina Fey

Better president: Bush 2, Nixon, or Harding?

by Anonymousreply 8001/24/2013

Angelina Jolie cause she'd totally strap on and fuck the hell out of me.

Do bad people burn in hell? If not, do they ever pay for their crimes after dying?

by Anonymousreply 8101/24/2013

Bad people never die. They just become Republicans.

Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

by Anonymousreply 8201/24/2013

I do. Pain in all it's permutation makes me smile. Yes, I'm a Republican and no, I've never died.

What five words best describe the love of your life?

by Anonymousreply 8301/24/2013

Never. Not unless they're tears of joy.

Half-full or half-empty?

by Anonymousreply 8401/24/2013

Half Full

What is one of your biggest life regrets?

by Anonymousreply 8501/24/2013

Only if I don't get caught.

Why the hate for Jane Krakowski?

by Anonymousreply 8601/24/2013

Her obnoxious character has spilled onto commercials.

Again, where does one now get the best bagel?

by Anonymousreply 8701/24/2013

Pick a Bagel ---102 North End Ave.; FiDi

Are fur coats really so wrong in this weather?

by Anonymousreply 8801/24/2013

Only if you belong to PETA.

Why is Ann Coulter such a cunt?

by Anonymousreply 8901/24/2013

Because she is.

On the old Soul Train why were they always asking people to come get funky?

by Anonymousreply 9001/24/2013

Because she is the output of a nazi breeding program

Why do men have nipples?

by Anonymousreply 9101/24/2013

It makes them more attractive. It draws the eyes to the chest.

Did you ever see a boner in your middle school locker room?

by Anonymousreply 9201/24/2013

Because the old people would break if they got funky.

Is the US the only country to stipulate only odd number strands of pearls?

by Anonymousreply 9301/24/2013

Symmetry, perfection, mother earth.

Why did you adopt me?

by Anonymousreply 9401/24/2013

Because all our friends had kids and we wanted to be like them.

Is it bigger than a bread box?

by Anonymousreply 9501/24/2013

Slap! Slap! Slap! SLAP!

What your favorite Gloria Estefan song?

by Anonymousreply 9601/24/2013

yes?

cunt?

by Anonymousreply 9701/24/2013

Not in cold weather.

Do liars get cancer?

by Anonymousreply 9801/24/2013

THIS GAME NEVER WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9901/24/2013

No, Rosie: but you'll get cancer because it's genetic.

Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?

by Anonymousreply 10001/24/2013

Because you're a slobbering drunk.

I'm a Taurus. What will happen if I pursue a relationship with a hot Piscean man?

by Anonymousreply 10101/24/2013

Who knows, since astrology is bullshit.

Are stacked books really such a disastrous decorating idea as DL claims?

by Anonymousreply 10201/24/2013

"Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street? "

BECAUSE I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR FAAAAAAANZZZZZ!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 10301/24/2013

Stacked books are a gay cliché.

Where are your feet, right now?

by Anonymousreply 10401/24/2013

One the floor.

How does pussy taste?

by Anonymousreply 10501/24/2013

In between my lover's thighs.

If you could have one night with anyone alive, who would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 10601/24/2013

pussy tastes good, but I prefer cock.

Why didn't Judy Garland win the Oscar in 1954?

by Anonymousreply 10701/24/2013

Cuz pills killed her.

Are you the Meryl loon?

by Anonymousreply 10801/24/2013

I am. I eat the feces of Mamie Gummer and I throw stones at Glenn Close's house.

Is your daughter mulatto?

by Anonymousreply 10901/24/2013

For all you know, she may be high yellow!

Are you as mean to people in real life as you are on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 11001/24/2013

I'm not mean in real life, just vile.

Which white male celebrities have yellow skin?

by Anonymousreply 11101/24/2013

The Korean guy who sings that stupid song, Gangnam Style.

Your favorite gay celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 11201/25/2013

Jeremy Renner.

Who was the greatest Renaissance painter?

by Anonymousreply 11301/25/2013

Leo Devinci

Your fav Datalounge thread?

by Anonymousreply 11401/25/2013

Fav DL thread? See link below:

Ever jacked off in the ocean while a hot boy was nearby?

by Anonymousreply 11501/25/2013

Nope. People have always been around.

What was the last book you read?

by Anonymousreply 11601/25/2013

The Brothers Bishop by Bart Yates.

Do you speak German, and if not, why not?

by Anonymousreply 11701/25/2013

Because its too hard to learn.

Why do you like Project Runway?

by Anonymousreply 11801/25/2013

Na klar! Wohl nimmer so gut wie damals aber noch verständlich.

What's te most expensive item of clothing you bought?

by Anonymousreply 11901/25/2013

This thread is getting mixed up!

by Anonymousreply 12001/25/2013

R119 - A sold out Alice & Olivia coat

when were you the happiest?

by Anonymousreply 12101/25/2013

He was, once.

Do you think Anderson Cooper would have his fame and career if he weren't a Vanderbilt?

by Anonymousreply 12201/25/2013

Because I don't wish to ignore you.

Do you believe monogamy is possible for gay men?

by Anonymousreply 12301/25/2013

No, but it's a nice thing to aspire to.

Tom Hardy or Logan Marshall-Green?

by Anonymousreply 12401/25/2013

Tom if he's shaved and not wearing some kinky breathing apparatus. Oh wait, on second thought......

How do you get blood out of a carpet?

by Anonymousreply 12501/25/2013

LMG.

If you could be fucking anyone in the world right now, who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 12601/25/2013

Don't get it on there in the first place.

Can you make me a sandwich?

by Anonymousreply 12701/25/2013

No honey, you're too pudgy.

Do you like sink pissing?

by Anonymousreply 12801/25/2013

That's disgusting!

Then can you at least come clean my house?

by Anonymousreply 12901/25/2013

Hell no! I wasn't raised by wolves.

If you had to watch one tv show over and over, what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 13001/25/2013

Roots

Do you want to go again?

by Anonymousreply 13101/25/2013

Sure, if there's no line.

Cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 13201/25/2013

Me? I'm uncut. I probably prefer that in a partner too, but fuck it, whatever.. haha BUTTFUCK IT... oh my sides.

Will you not have a cup of tea?

by Anonymousreply 13301/25/2013

Sorry, I drink coffee.

You DO have coffee over here, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 13401/25/2013

Only decaf, there are rage issues here.

Did you make yet?

by Anonymousreply 13501/25/2013

Not quite.

Wolves or otters: which is your favorite?

by Anonymousreply 13601/25/2013

Neither.

What do you smell like today?

by Anonymousreply 13701/25/2013

Last night's trick

I'm hungry...whats for breakfast?

by Anonymousreply 13801/25/2013

French Toast.

Will we ever be free?

by Anonymousreply 13901/25/2013

Whatever you make.

Do I look like your mother?

by Anonymousreply 14001/25/2013

I don't know, R140, she's 75 y/o--grey haired, wrinkly and saggy. Post a picture and we can compare.

Will I be able to maintain my goal weight with strength training only (no cardio)?

by Anonymousreply 14101/25/2013

I will try.

Whats your ultimate gay sex fantasy? Who? hat position? How does it all go down?

by Anonymousreply 14201/25/2013

My ultimate gay sex fantasy is to be with someone who is famous and closeted and get caughtin a compromising position with him. Wearing my hat at a jaunty angle.

Why won't he make up his mind and come home?

by Anonymousreply 14301/25/2013

[Let's try again.] R143, if you love someone set him free, if he doesn't come back, it was never meant to be. Meanwhile, suck it up and move on with your life.

If you could start your life over, what one thing would you change?

by Anonymousreply 14501/25/2013

I wouldn't have been such a whore, darlin'

If you could slap a celebrity who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 14601/25/2013

Jessica Alba! She has no business making movies.

Do you shave your pubes?

by Anonymousreply 14701/25/2013

I trim them, but I leave a trace.

Marry. Fuck. Kill: Anderson Cooper, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ryan Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 14801/25/2013

Marry JG-L, fool around with Ryan, and I wouldn't kill anyone but AC isn't my type.

Why are authenticateds so hated around here?

by Anonymousreply 14901/25/2013

Because some times the unknowns are the best things in life

Who would you switch teams for?

by Anonymousreply 15001/25/2013

Nobody.

What is the most flattering outfit you ever wore?

by Anonymousreply 15101/25/2013

A zombie costume.

What was the first and last thing you stole?

by Anonymousreply 15201/25/2013

My first boyfriend. And my last.

Do you believe in karma?

by Anonymousreply 15301/25/2013

I think evil people ultimately create their own suffering.

Am I being paranoid or am I actually being stalked?

by Anonymousreply 15401/25/2013

Probably both.

Do you wish you spent less time on datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 15501/25/2013

Paranoids have enemies too.

What is the greatest impediment to human contentment?

by Anonymousreply 15601/25/2013

Bad blowjobs? Whats the real size of your penis?

by Anonymousreply 15701/25/2013

6.5 cut. Everyone always compliments it.

Favorite movie ever?

by Anonymousreply 15801/25/2013

Halloween.

Ever show the goods on Cam4?

by Anonymousreply 15901/25/2013

Nope.

Which do you prefer: monogamous or open?

by Anonymousreply 16001/25/2013

You fuck around on me, I'll cut your balls off.

Ever cut a guy's balls off?

by Anonymousreply 16101/25/2013

Monogamous but open for really hot dudes.

What your worst habit?

by Anonymousreply 16201/25/2013

No, never cut a guys off figuratively or otherwise.

Ever picked your nose in car? Any nose picking in front of me is a deal breaker. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 16301/25/2013

Yes. Once.

Name 3 male celebs that you would swallow their load, give a sperm facial or plunk your hole on their face.

by Anonymousreply 16401/25/2013

Jimmy Fallon, John Krasinski, and Dash Mihok

What's your pet peeve?

by Anonymousreply 16501/25/2013

Teeth picking at a table.

What age, if any, is too old to bottom?

by Anonymousreply 16601/25/2013

There is no age limit. Do what feels good for both.

How do you stop fear of came-out-of-nowhere (ok, since 9/11) flying/turbulence?

by Anonymousreply 16701/25/2013

Know you lived a good and full life and be happy. The end wont matter.

Do you swallow?

by Anonymousreply 16801/25/2013

I chipmunk, but never swallow.

What gay social stereotype do you possess?

by Anonymousreply 16901/25/2013

I LOVE-LOVE-LOVE musicals. Adore them. And I'll watch ANYTHING!!!!

If you could be on any reality show, what one would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 17001/25/2013

I can be a real bitch.

What age would you want to be again...or are you looking forward to?

by Anonymousreply 17101/25/2013

23

What's the last movie that made you cry?

by Anonymousreply 17201/25/2013

Chimpanzee.i am a sucker for animals.

Champagne or wine?

by Anonymousreply 17301/25/2013

Champagne.

Why is it that some British people have a washing machine in the kitchen? Don't people have a separate laundry?

by Anonymousreply 17401/25/2013

Yes.

When on a picnic, plastic cutlery, paper napkins and plates, or china, linen, and silver?

by Anonymousreply 17501/25/2013

Always silver, Your Majesty.

Is Anderson Cooper repelled by male feet in flip flops or can he not face his fetish?

by Anonymousreply 17601/25/2013

Ask his sex partners.

Why the recent multiple questions?

by Anonymousreply 17701/25/2013

There's more than one answer.

Secretly, don't you think the anus is kind of gross?

by Anonymousreply 17801/25/2013

Nothing covert about it, I overtly think the anus is disgusting.

Why do I lust after Greco-Roman wrestlers?

by Anonymousreply 17901/25/2013

Because they're fucking luscious.

All-night fuckfest: Daniel Feuerriegel or Liam McIntyre?

by Anonymousreply 18001/25/2013

Liam McIntyre

Vogue or Poker Face?

by Anonymousreply 18101/26/2013

Vogue.

Who's the dumbest person you can quote?

by Anonymousreply 18201/26/2013

Some south american beauty queen winner who said "my job is simply to be most beautiful" when asked a semi tough question.

How many people do you think are actually ever on DL?

by Anonymousreply 18301/26/2013

*crickets*

by Anonymousreply 18401/26/2013

The one-hour lapse and eventual response by me (r182) should answer your question.

What has been the most bizarre thing requested of you during sex?

by Anonymousreply 18501/26/2013

To eat Gummi Bears out of his asshole.

Why is Kimmy Jin such a bitch?

by Anonymousreply 18601/26/2013

He needs a good plowing.

Well, did u eat the gummy bears out of his asshole?

by Anonymousreply 18701/26/2013

maybe because a lot of people (me) have never heard of him/her.

do you prefer boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs or trunks?

by Anonymousreply 18801/26/2013

Yes, of course. And pulled out a worm too.

Do you miss brunch?

by Anonymousreply 18901/26/2013

Boxer briefs by Calvin Kline.

Spit, swallow or gargle your bf's load?

by Anonymousreply 19001/26/2013

no, never liked it, always took up the whole day

When can I have some more, sir?

by Anonymousreply 19101/26/2013

After you eat your broccoli.

Is it hot when a guy spits on his dick?

by Anonymousreply 19201/26/2013

A hot guy is hot no matter what he's doing.

What book are you reading currently?

by Anonymousreply 19301/26/2013

Anna Karenina

Do you think Tammy Faye knew about Jim's dirty money dealings or was she innocent?

by Anonymousreply 19401/26/2013

She held the funnel.

What's on the 'other side?"

by Anonymousreply 19501/26/2013

The other side = your dispersed molecules and chemical compounds

Do you know an affordable lawyer?

by Anonymousreply 19601/26/2013

hopefully something better than "this side"

what should I do to bring a spark to my life?

by Anonymousreply 19701/26/2013

Read.

Where is your favorite or dream vacation spot?

by Anonymousreply 19801/26/2013

Silly as it sounds, California.

What are you wearing right now?

by Anonymousreply 19901/26/2013

A red argyle sweater and tan trousers.

What are you doing tonight?

by Anonymousreply 20001/26/2013

Meeting some guy for the first time for supper.

What should I wear?

by Anonymousreply 20101/26/2013

Jeans, button down, green v-neck.

Is Pride getting like Christmas... just the same thing, year after year?

by Anonymousreply 20201/26/2013

Dinner at friend's place.

What are you listening to right now?

by Anonymousreply 20301/26/2013

Wear jeans an a nice button shirt, well pressed. Don't forget a clean t-shirt. Proper undergarments!

On a first date, how far should I go?

by Anonymousreply 20401/26/2013

I wouldn't travel more than 50 miles for a first date.

Who do you hate?

by Anonymousreply 20501/26/2013

Cant stand (ie, hate) ignorant people who refuse to accept logic/facts.

Ever go commando at work? I cant- too many boner poppings.

by Anonymousreply 20601/26/2013

I never wear underwear.

Would you, after sucking Justin Bieber's dick, let him smear the cum all over your face and repeat "oh fuck yeah" again and again?

by Anonymousreply 20701/26/2013

Not Beiber. Someone hotter.

Paper or plastic?

by Anonymousreply 20801/26/2013

Plastic outside, paper inside. Then I have handles and it holds a lot more.

Miami or Fort Lauderdale?

by Anonymousreply 20901/26/2013

paper How much do you weigh?

by Anonymousreply 21001/26/2013

Miami, but not the bad areas.

How bad do you hate Windows 8?

by Anonymousreply 21101/26/2013

Miami!

Piercings or tattoos?

by Anonymousreply 21201/26/2013

Neither. They're both tacky as fuck.

Favorite Oscar winning performance?

by Anonymousreply 21301/26/2013

Norma Shearer, "The Divorcee"

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

by Anonymousreply 21401/26/2013

[quote] If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Sugar Magnolia.

Blossoms blooming. Head's all empty but I don't care

by Anonymousreply 21501/26/2013

...aaaand, thread almost killed.

What would you do if you came into an extra $10,000 of mad money?

by Anonymousreply 21601/26/2013

Put the money towards a down payment on new home.

Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay?

by Anonymousreply 21701/26/2013

Sauvignon Blanc

Favorite gay icon: Barbra Streisand, Judy Garland or Madonna

by Anonymousreply 21801/27/2013

Barbra with Madge at a close second.

If you could be on one reality show as a contestant, which one would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 21901/27/2013

American Idol, if I could sing. At least that relies on some level of merit. Survivor, otherwise, for the beach.

Do you worry about having enough money for retirement?

by Anonymousreply 22001/27/2013

No. I don't have enough money so I don't worry about it. I have no problem living simple.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

by Anonymousreply 22101/27/2013

Italy, Hawaii or NY.

Who is your favorite male movie star?

by Anonymousreply 22201/27/2013

Michael Fassbender.

Did you have a good time last night?

by Anonymousreply 22301/27/2013

Excellent!

What's the cruelest thing you've ever said, and to whom?

by Anonymousreply 22401/27/2013

It would be a tie between "Next time your father dies, call someone else!" or "No wonder your father used to beat you!".

Can you tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Korean people?

by Anonymousreply 22501/27/2013

Yes, funny enough, it's in the shape of their eyes (or if I hear them speak).

Your sugar daddy wants to see either Susan Boyle or Sarah Brightman in concert for his birthday. Which one do you buy for him (with his own money, naturally)?

by Anonymousreply 22601/27/2013

Susan Boyle, the bitch will be entertaining for me and will give the old fart a headache... he wont want to have sex and will give me some cash to occupy myself because of it.

How does being fucked by two dicks at the same time feel?

by Anonymousreply 22701/27/2013

I have no idea, nor do I care.

What's going to be the next big trend in gay men's wardrobes?

by Anonymousreply 22801/27/2013

Ear rings.

Caftans.

What is your favorite Stephen King story?

by Anonymousreply 22901/27/2013

The Shining

When can we have peace?

by Anonymousreply 23001/27/2013

This is stupid

by Anonymousreply 23101/27/2013

We'll never have peace--man was born to fight.

Why do you suppose r231 even bothered posting?

by Anonymousreply 23201/27/2013

To be a cunt.

Anyone else watching the SAG awards tonight?

by Anonymousreply 23301/27/2013

Didn't know about it. What channel.

Do you think Facebook stock will go up or down?

by Anonymousreply 23401/27/2013

Nah.

What do you think will be the final outcome of the Manti T'eo mess?

by Anonymousreply 23501/27/2013

Nothing will come of it. It'll die out as soon as Lindsay smashes her car again.

What kind of 'material' helps you get off when you masturbate?

by Anonymousreply 23601/27/2013

My vivid imagination.

How will I make it through school?

by Anonymousreply 23701/27/2013

Don't ask me. It's your education. How badly do you want it?

Peas or corn?

by Anonymousreply 23801/27/2013

Corn.

Where would you live if you could live in any city?

by Anonymousreply 23901/27/2013

london

has anyone ever taken a massive shit and thought they may need a crash helmet to get them through it?

by Anonymousreply 24001/27/2013

I've taken ones that required four or five flushes and two plungers.

by Anonymousreply 24101/27/2013

How have you changed over the last ten years?

by Anonymousreply 24201/27/2013

I'm fatter although Im not quite fat yet.

If you were on death row what would your last meal be?

by Anonymousreply 24301/27/2013

Age is a thief and gravity the vandal. Change is gradual.

Uppers or downers?

by Anonymousreply 24401/27/2013

Death row last meal....

lobster savannah--- Lobster split and filled with scallops, shrimp and fresh mushrooms in a creamy Newburg sauce, topped with provolone and parmesan cheeses, roasted peppers, and baked to perfection by the prison kitchen...I'm sure.

Uppers or downers....?

by Anonymousreply 24501/27/2013

Uppers.

If you could afford it, would you buy a plane?

by Anonymousreply 24601/27/2013

NO

Will Robin Williams come out, or stay a freak of nature?

by Anonymousreply 24701/27/2013

He'll stay a freak of nature.

Will Anderson Cooper marry Ben this year?

by Anonymousreply 24801/27/2013

If Robin Williams comes out about anything, it will be that he's got a lifelong case of ADHD.

If you won a prize consisting of any car in the world you choose regardless of price, which one would you want?

by Anonymousreply 24901/27/2013

the Mercedes Princess Diana died in.

is smoking really all that unattractive?

by Anonymousreply 25001/27/2013

I do not smoke, and I somehow quickly got over "smoking" in a partner when I got with a gorgeous tall, dark and handsome young man who just happened (lucky me ) to look quite like a Ralph Lauren model - actually better*.

You see, it all depends on how shallow your partner is!

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Do you see yourself as someone who has what it takes to rescue an unresponsive person? If not, what might you do, if anything, to improve your emergency skills?

by Anonymousreply 25101/27/2013

Well, that's a boring question. No, and I'll either learn how to yell for help louder or call 911 faster.

Will our species go extinct on this planet eventually?

by Anonymousreply 25201/28/2013

I don't think so. I would do what I could, but I'd be scared I would fuck it up. Learned CPR in high school, but I don't remember a lick of it, except for finding the xiphoid process.

Is Anne Hathaway's douchebaggery getting on your nerves? Do you hope she wins the Oscar?

by Anonymousreply 25301/28/2013

Yes

What was the last good meal that you cooked - or ate?

by Anonymousreply 25501/28/2013

3 days ago-spaghetti and meatballs

What is your favorite recipe book?

by Anonymousreply 25601/28/2013

[Favorite recipe book: See link]

What was your most memorable sexual experience?

by Anonymousreply 25701/28/2013

The first time I bottomed. I thought it would hurt but the guy (a lifegaurd) was so gentle and I was in heaven. Next guy tore my ass up and I didn't enjoy it too much.

Weed or E?

by Anonymousreply 25801/28/2013

Weed.

Isn't it cheating if someone asks 2 questions instead of 1 on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 25901/28/2013

Cheating....no...dense maybe.

Your pick, out of; Roasted chicken, lasagna, or pot roast for dinner?

by Anonymousreply 26001/28/2013

Pot roast.

Today is the 27th Anniversary of the Challenger exploding. Where were you when you found out? Were you watching? If you weren't born or are too young, do you know anything about the Challenger disaster?

by Anonymousreply 26101/28/2013

Roasted chicken.

Why the very long answers recently?

by Anonymousreply 26201/28/2013

dont know

is oberpfalz better than america?

by Anonymousreply 26301/28/2013

Pluses and minuses, equal...neutral overall. I prefer Bavaria, Having lived there.

Tram or U-Bahn?

by Anonymousreply 26401/28/2013

Jet pack.

I'm so tired. How am I going to get through this day?

by Anonymousreply 26501/28/2013

Caffeine or drugs.

Which Downton resident looks the most hung?

by Anonymousreply 26601/28/2013

In my fantasy, it's Tom Branson. In reality, it's probably Moseley.

What part of your body -- from the neck down -- would you want to change the most?

by Anonymousreply 26701/28/2013

My tits.

How fat are you?

by Anonymousreply 26801/28/2013

185 lbs

Why does Jeanne Cooper get top billing on Young & Restless?

Starring Jeanne Cooper

as

Katherine Chancellor

by Anonymousreply 26901/28/2013

Because she's old and half in the grave. That's called respecting your elders.

Do you believe in past lives? If so, what do you remember about yours?

by Anonymousreply 27001/28/2013

Nope.

Stealing this question because I like it: Today is the 27th Anniversary of the Challenger exploding. Where were you when you found out? Were you watching? If you weren't born or are too young, do you know anything about the Challenger disaster?

by Anonymousreply 27101/28/2013

I was 15 when the Challenger blew up. I remember watching the news about it but I don't remember it as a huge deal. Perhaps that is the narcissism of youth.

MASH or the Honeymooners?

by Anonymousreply 27201/28/2013

Honeymooners.

Are you bigger than a breadstick?

by Anonymousreply 27301/28/2013

I'm bigger than a French baguette.

Anybody as bored as me?

by Anonymousreply 27401/28/2013

No, you're the most boring.

What TV show title describes your life as it is right now?

by Anonymousreply 27501/28/2013

Monk

Who is your favorite interpreter of the American Songbook and why?

by Anonymousreply 27601/28/2013

Ella Fitzgerald, because no explanationis necessary.

Is doing the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

by Anonymousreply 27701/28/2013

Certainly not. Everybody's doing a brand new dance now. Come on baby, do the locomotion....

Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 27801/29/2013

Ben Affleck.

Are you shy or a voyeur?

by Anonymousreply 27901/29/2013

I'm a shy voyeuristic wannabe exhibitionist, baby. I don't mess around.

Is the grass greener over there or do I just have a bad attitude?

by Anonymousreply 28001/29/2013

Yeah, and that greener grass will fade eventually.

If you were granted three wishes from a genie what would you want?

by Anonymousreply 28101/29/2013

572 Billion dollars in cash, cure for cancer, and cure for AIDS.

If you could be anyone on GILLIGAN'S ISLAND, who would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 28201/29/2013

Ginger, so I can fuck Skipper, Mr. Howell, The Professor AND Mary Aaaan.

Which professional athlete (male or female) do you want naked in your bed right now?

by Anonymousreply 28301/29/2013

Joe Namath.

Favorite musical?

by Anonymousreply 28401/29/2013

Thoroughly Modern Millie

If you were an animal then what would you be?

by Anonymousreply 28501/29/2013

Wood marten.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

by Anonymousreply 28601/29/2013

Strawberry.

What do you look forward to ordering when you go to dim sum?

by Anonymousreply 28701/29/2013

Char siu bao

What ethnicity do you find most attractive?

by Anonymousreply 28801/29/2013

I actually looked up the spelling of that, R288 and was going to post it but someone had complained up-thread about people answering more than one question. Plus, I couldn't think of a good question, myself.

by Anonymousreply 28901/29/2013

(Ignoring r289)

Hispanic

Favorite girl group?

by Anonymousreply 29001/29/2013

sorry.that type of porn doesn't do it for me

Hbo or showtime?

by Anonymousreply 29101/29/2013

Hbo. What is your favorite 80s band?

by Anonymousreply 29201/29/2013

Queen Do you like dogs or cats

by Anonymousreply 29301/29/2013

Dogs.

What is outside your window right now?

by Anonymousreply 29401/29/2013

Dogs

What is your favorite female singing group?

by Anonymousreply 29501/29/2013

First Aid Kit

What is wrong with wearing tight jeansÉ

by Anonymousreply 29601/30/2013

Nothing if the wearer has a great body; everything if he/she doesn't.

What's your prediction for the Super Bowl?

by Anonymousreply 29701/30/2013

69ers

what was the last kind thing you said about somebody?

by Anonymousreply 29801/30/2013

I'm sure u were awesome. You always are.

Why can't I get over this fatigue?

by Anonymousreply 29901/30/2013

It's exhaustion, sweetie, everybody's got it.

Describe yourself in a single sentence?

by Anonymousreply 30001/30/2013

a-list actress in need of better scripts.

what was your favourite movie i ever appeared in and will i ever win an oscar?

by Anonymousreply 30101/30/2013

None and no.

Who's your daddy?

by Anonymousreply 30201/30/2013

Some euro-hunk that gets off on making me squirm on his glockenspiel.

What vegetable does vegetable oil come from?

by Anonymousreply 30301/30/2013

God. Stupid question. Who cares where vegetable oil comes from... What movie are you most excited to see this summer?

by Anonymousreply 30401/30/2013

R302 uncreative asshole

by Anonymousreply 30501/30/2013

Star Trek into Darkness, The Great Gatsby, and Man of Steel

What's your favorite novel?

by Anonymousreply 30601/30/2013

Paradise by Toni Morrison

If you win an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, or Grammy, which would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 30701/30/2013

Oscar. it makes a fabulous butt plug.

Are you going to keep the child?

by Anonymousreply 30801/30/2013

ABORT ABORT ABORT! GIVE ME A KNITTING NEEDLE!

choose at least 5 hot famous guys/athletes you would like to get gangbanged from!

by Anonymousreply 30901/30/2013

The Oscar--there's just no question.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

by Anonymousreply 31001/30/2013

Lance Armstrong. He can fuck me five times.

Will tonight be my lucky night, if I keep my heart out of sight?

by Anonymousreply 31101/30/2013

Nope.

If you had to live somewhere else (a different continent, completely), where would you live?

by Anonymousreply 31201/30/2013

Magic eight ball says yes, but bring an eight ball.

Tonight the light of love is in your eyes, but will you love me tomorrow?

by Anonymousreply 31301/30/2013

Geez, Louise. What makes you think I'll love you tomorrow, when I barely like you tonight?

What is the square root of a butter donut?

by Anonymousreply 31401/30/2013

I have no idea. I was always lousy at math.

Why do we keep indulging irrational fears?

by Anonymousreply 31501/30/2013

Because we are actually addicted to the feeling of "having fear" so we can play small in the world and bitch about our lives.

Why can't you type the word eff imin ate on DL without it automatically being replaced with effiminate? Shouldn't we get over our "sensitivity?"

by Anonymousreply 31601/30/2013

I do.

Will we ever live in a society where you won't be able to tell if a man is gay or straight simply by how they talk, act, dress etc??

by Anonymousreply 31801/30/2013

We essentially do in the populated regions... especially the younger Generation.

When are we going to figure out that nobody has the "right" to inflict hate on other people?

by Anonymousreply 31901/30/2013

We already have. But sadly many choose to ignore that fact.

What gives you the most joy?

by Anonymousreply 32001/31/2013

Making others happy.

Why?

by Anonymousreply 32101/31/2013

Because

Do you have any pets?

by Anonymousreply 32201/31/2013

Because I said so.

What will you say to explain yourself when you finally find yourself before my throne?

by Anonymousreply 32301/31/2013

[Ahem. R322 is Lucifer...always wanting to get ahead of himself.]

I [bold]made[/bold] the pets.

What will you say to explain yourself when you find yourself before my throne?

by Anonymousreply 32401/31/2013

I took care of two sick men and buried them. I loved my mother and treated her well. I help other people when I can.

Can you score me some dope, man?

by Anonymousreply 32501/31/2013

It'll cost you.

How did this thread nearly fill in 7 days?

by Anonymousreply 32601/31/2013

By not resting on the 7th day like You-Know-Who upthread did.

Did anyone else notice how r316 's lack of spelling skills ruined his point?

by Anonymousreply 32701/31/2013

You shouldn't point.

Pluck, shave, wax or as God intended?

by Anonymousreply 32801/31/2013

God has this one

Why did you read this thread?

by Anonymousreply 32901/31/2013

Because I have nothing better to do.

What do you have to do that's better than reading this thread?

by Anonymousreply 33001/31/2013

Trick question as anything we answer will send us packing.

Which character in Breaking Bad looks the most hung?

by Anonymousreply 33101/31/2013

Don't watch that show.

What popular show that everyone seems to watch is one you never had any interest in seeing?

by Anonymousreply 33201/31/2013

In the past, The Sopranos, but in the present is Homeland. Can't get past Claire Danes as a government anything.

How do hot guys perfect the "I'm not looking at you, I'm looking through you" gaze? Don't they know it hurts the person they're "not" looking at?

by Anonymousreply 33301/31/2013

It's a learned art, practiced in front of mirrors.

If you go a few days without, how far do you normally ejaculate?

by Anonymousreply 33401/31/2013

Not as far as when edging. Holding off for days makes cum thicker and more difficult to travel. Edging is when it catches momentum, and in my case it's made it past my head onto the mirror in back.

For those of you who watch the alliterative shows (Breaking Bad or Mad Men), which character seems most hung?

by Anonymousreply 33501/31/2013

Peggy Olson

Who listens to Kesha? Seriously. Who?

by Anonymousreply 33601/31/2013

I don't know who she is.

Ever had an HIV scare?

by Anonymousreply 33701/31/2013

No.

When was the last time you jacked off?

by Anonymousreply 33801/31/2013

Day before yesterday at a Macy's rest room, with the maintenance guy (NOT the retail queens). Going to beach lockers/showers/changing rooms today for another session.

Where were you on 9/11?

by Anonymousreply 33902/01/2013

In Orlando, FL. I worked at the Magic Kingdom at the time. I was in entertainment and did the daily parades. I woke up after 11am, so everything had gone down by the time I was awake. The phone kept ringing and ringing all morning, but I had turned the sound down on the answering machine. My roommate came to my door and said I needed to come out to the living room to see what was going on. She wouldn't tell me what had happened. She just said, "You have to see it to believe it." Very shocking. I got a call from my work telling me not to come in. I remember taking a shower about a hour later and crying in the shower.

Favorite Woody Allen film?

by Anonymousreply 34002/01/2013

In Macy's restroom, holding the maintenance guy.

Do you think that r339 love of public and anonymous sex indicates a problem with intimacy?

by Anonymousreply 34102/01/2013

At work, on the tihird floor of a building, far from the WTC. thank goodness.

What activities make you lose track of time?

by Anonymousreply 34202/01/2013

Masturbation. Always seems to be over quickly but then *whoops* I realize 10 plus minutes have passed!

Has anyone ever plunked their hole down on your face? (How was it?)

by Anonymousreply 34302/01/2013

Um, no.

Does the sound of people eating when you're not bother you?

by Anonymousreply 34402/01/2013

Yes, in a public space anyway (like train or subway). The oral-grunting is as bothersome as the smell.

If you could offer a young adult only one piece of advice, what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 34502/01/2013

Don't drink or do drugs. Drinking has ruined my life, and many others around me. Would you rather be beautiful and of average intelligence, or brilliant with average looks?

by Anonymousreply 34602/01/2013

Hot and dumb.

What happened to Chung Ho?

by Anonymousreply 34702/01/2013

I haven't seen Chung Ho here in ages, I have not a clue.

Time or Money?

by Anonymousreply 34802/01/2013

Money. I can buy time with it.

How sensitive are your nipples?

by Anonymousreply 34902/01/2013

Too sensitive.

When will Jake Gyllenhaal come out?

by Anonymousreply 35002/01/2013

When they investigate Lance Armstrong and find pictures of Jake licking Lance's hole on his laptop.

(also a previous question that wasn't answered: Broadway Danny Rose is my favorite but Annie Hall is his best)

What movie are you embarrassed to say is one of your favorite movies?

by Anonymousreply 35102/01/2013

Sound of Music

Lets play Spunk, Plunk or swallow: of these 3 men, George Clooney, Ryan Reynolds or Chris Evans....who would you leave with a face of spunk, plunk your hole on or swallow a juicy load?

by Anonymousreply 35202/01/2013

Chris Evans, Chris Evans, Chris Evans (but if forced to do so, then spunk Ryan, plunk on George, swallow my beloved Chris)

Why do some gay guys fall so hard for straight guys, yet reject other equally hot guys as soon as it's known that they're gay?

by Anonymousreply 35302/01/2013

I have no idea since I am a straight female but I know everyone likes a challenfe.

Did I blow it with my hot bowling buddy crush by goofing on his flat cap and calling it an "old man hat", and cracking jokes about it for minutes on end after he was so proud to show it off. He was laughing but I know he is a sensitive soul.

by Anonymousreply 35502/01/2013

Yes, you're a cunt.

Anyone who is not depressed enjoy a cathartic cry over life in general?

by Anonymousreply 35602/01/2013

Yes, every few months.

How old we're you when your lips first tasted cock?

by Anonymousreply 35702/01/2013

Fourth grade, some classmate neighbors...

Did you know that peeli​ng a wrapp​er off of a bottl​e means​ your sexua​lly frustrated​?

by Anonymousreply 35802/01/2013

I did not know that and I'm not sure if I understand the connection.

Will pop music ever be able to rebound?

by Anonymousreply 35902/01/2013

Yes. And drinking straight out of the bottle means you have no problems putting a cock in your mouth.

How do you think you'll die?

by Anonymousreply 36002/01/2013

Pop music will never rebound until real voices start singing again.

In my sleep, some night in the distant future

What is the connection between you and the last person who text messaged you?

by Anonymousreply 36102/01/2013

He's my best friend.

What's the name of the straight boy you've been lusting after but can never have a relationship with?

by Anonymousreply 36202/01/2013

Drew.

What was your most painful moment this week?

by Anonymousreply 36302/01/2013

Now, I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.

Who do you think is the most handsome man in the world?

by Anonymousreply 36402/01/2013

Ryan Lochte (only in pictures).

How old were you when you came out to your parents?

by Anonymousreply 36502/01/2013

I'll let you know when it happens.

What's your deepest darkest secret that you would never say out loud in person?

by Anonymousreply 36602/01/2013

I love country music.

Do you forgive your parents for your childhood experiences?

by Anonymousreply 36702/02/2013

Yes. It could have been worse, it could have been better, but it was what it was. Grudges are for professional victims.

Are you the flower or the gardener in your romantic relationships, and why?

by Anonymousreply 36802/02/2013

Gardener. Because I have the misfortune of being drawn to wounded birds.

Why are people so hateful?

by Anonymousreply 36902/02/2013

Because they don't love themselves.

Why does TCM air the same 4 Joan Crawford & Bette Davis films over and over...with sch a huge catalogue of films between the both you'd think they'd air more?

by Anonymousreply 37002/02/2013

TCM seems to air the expected during it's prime time. I've found some really great, obscure stuff during the off hours. The guest hosts sometimes help the variety.

What's something you do when you're upset or angry?

by Anonymousreply 37102/02/2013

Take a jog or a run, but I definitely want to be alone.

How old were you when you first masturbated?

by Anonymousreply 37202/02/2013

13 years old was when it actually produced the result most guys wanted, but I started rubbing a year before.

What is your favorite gay joke?

by Anonymousreply 37302/02/2013

JOKE #2: Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet.

After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there. "Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after 6 months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinking." "Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Damn, Sam thinks... Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for 6 months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

JOKE #1: A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.

"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

What's your favorite Youtube vid (post link please)?

by Anonymousreply 37402/02/2013

I grew up with Huskies. If not raised as a work dog, they guard even strangers' kids and babies in my experience. This clip always makes me laugh, maybe since it reminds me of the sweet husky neighbor dogs of my youth. (The meanest, nastiest dog I've encountered was a neglected and abused lab. It ripped free of its chain and attacked my toddler sister's arm, totally unprovoked. It wasn't trying to play; it was trying to kill her. She was making noise or taunting the dog or even near it, so there.)

What is your favorite memory?

by Anonymousreply 37502/02/2013

... make that "...she WASN'T making noise or taunting the dog, or even near it."

What is your favorite memory/ies?

by Anonymousreply 37602/02/2013

Fucking my first piece of hairy tight male ass. It was heaven.

Spit or swallow?

by Anonymousreply 37702/02/2013

Gargle.

Whats your favorite sex position or fantasy?

by Anonymousreply 37802/02/2013

favorite sex position is me on all fours being plowed from behind while the top talks dirty to me and makes me call him daddy.

What's your favorite pair of socks to wear?

by Anonymousreply 37902/03/2013

As long as they are clean and easy to pull on, I'm not too particular.

Where was the last place you purchased something?

by Anonymousreply 38002/03/2013

A bag of frozen french fries as the grocery store.

What gives your morale a boost when you need one?

by Anonymousreply 38102/03/2013

Rolling a couple of joints.

Where have all the active Anne threads gone?

by Anonymousreply 38202/03/2013

They've gone away to hide until her next Oscar campaign. The writers of them know this one is over. Victory: AnnE.

Who do you think is the greatest American novelist and why?

by Anonymousreply 38302/03/2013

for me, Gore Vidal, because the unabashed liberal embraced much more than fiction, AND started Vidal Sassoon

what habit A would you like to switch out for habit B?

by Anonymousreply 38402/03/2013

Hmmmm....to be more articulate and less of a perfectionsit.

What, if any, sex toys would or do you use?

by Anonymousreply 38502/03/2013

A little devil.

If you could have anyone locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?

by Anonymousreply 38602/03/2013

The Pope. By having sex with Ryan Gosling in front of him.

Who gave you wood during the Super Bowl?

by Anonymousreply 38702/03/2013

My fb he rubbed my crotch for three hours

by Anonymousreply 38802/03/2013

Why am I so dedicated to my insane whore bitch bf

by Anonymousreply 38902/03/2013

If I could answer that, I'd solve one of the great mysteries of the world.

Would you be willing to give up sex for five years if you could have wonderfully sensual and erotic dreams whenever you wished?

by Anonymousreply 39002/04/2013

No. The best part of sex is the actual touching of skin on skin. Plus, I'm hot and can fuck just about anytime I have the urge. Bad trade off for me.

How do you REALLY feel about Los Angeles (I sort of love it, but act like I don't here on the Dl)?

by Anonymousreply 39102/04/2013

Really no opinion. Its fine. I've only been once. Well, twice if you count Disneyland. However, we drove to Disneyland from San Diego, so I don't even think I was in Los Angeles that time.

Would it gross you out if a girl had run around a party asking people to sniff her fingers, then you later found out she had stuff said fingers into pussy before doing it?

by Anonymousreply 39202/04/2013

I meant "stuffed". Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 39302/04/2013

Cyber sniffing goes on here on the DL, steer clear of Cheryl's well-manicured hands.

If you could learn any language fluently what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 39402/04/2013

Chinese as it is the new super power

Do you have a healthy lifestyle and if not, why not? And if yes what do u do

by Anonymousreply 39502/04/2013

Fairly healthy. No fried food. Minimal bread. Very little meats. I eat fish, salad, fruit, juices legumes, and water, water, water.

Kathy Griffin or Joan Rivers?

by Anonymousreply 39602/04/2013

Phyllis Diller

Young gay men who have daddy issues like to get fucked by older men (thank god!!). Does this happen when lesbians have mommy issues? And how does a straight guy with Daddy issues deal with that?

by Anonymousreply 39702/05/2013

Possibly, yes. Mother issues don't get covered like Daddy issues. Straight men with Daddy issues aka 'Father Hunger', is a sad thing, because they often times desire unromantic sex with men and are not gay, often times it is manifested in abuse and alcoholism.

Have you ever had sex with someone when you didn't really want to?

by Anonymousreply 39802/05/2013

Yes, I did. My ex. And a gross overweight guy I met online for a hook-up.

What are your guilty pleasures in: music? food? TV

by Anonymousreply 39902/05/2013

No. I can only get it up for someone I'm attracted to, which has proved to be both a blessing and a curse.

If you could be world renowned in any art form (music, writing, painting, etc.), which would you choose and why?

by Anonymousreply 40002/05/2013

A playwright. I'm a theater fanatic.

Which do you prefer and why - 1980s porn or the current batch?

by Anonymousreply 40102/05/2013

R400: House Music, Pita Chips, TCM

R401: Current. Currently anyway.

Name three thoughts you’re having at this exact moment.

by Anonymousreply 40202/05/2013

Should I jack off to that Arpad guy? Should I call me friend and see if he wants to grab a bite? I want to write a book.

Vanilla or chocolate?

by Anonymousreply 40302/05/2013

R403, caramel.

What feelings do you have about the Oregon Sweet Cakes discrimination?

by Anonymousreply 40402/05/2013

All discrimination is sad.

The actual Buttholes of a men : are they cute enough to fuck or just a necessary evil ?

by Anonymousreply 40502/07/2013

very cute, never was a cuter thing

What will i fix for lunch?

by Anonymousreply 40602/07/2013

A soup and sandwich combo.

How can I cheer myself up now that I am unemployed?

by Anonymousreply 40702/07/2013

R407 Excercise and volunteer

If you could magically be really beautiful or extremely smart, which would you choose?

by Anonymousreply 40802/07/2013

Beautiful - I'm already smart.

If you could have a threeway with any two film stars, who would you pick?

by Anonymousreply 40902/07/2013

Raoul Bova & Luca Argentero

What keeps you interested, day to day?

by Anonymousreply 41002/07/2013

My students.

When was the last time you cried?

by Anonymousreply 41102/07/2013

Tuesday, watching Monica Beverly Hillz lose it.

Best dance performance ever?

by Anonymousreply 41202/07/2013

Janet Jackson in her "If" video

by Anonymousreply 41302/07/2013

What makes you happy?

by Anonymousreply 41402/07/2013

Being in love.... and while we are on that subject, will my ex boyfriend decide he wants to see me again?

by Anonymousreply 41502/07/2013

NO, they never do.

What were you doing New Year's Eve?

by Anonymousreply 41602/07/2013

Getting drunk and high then throwing up.

What is your mother like?

by Anonymousreply 41702/07/2013

A real bitch, just like Joan Crawford.

How many alcoholic drinks do you drink per week?

by Anonymousreply 41802/07/2013

19

how many people fit into your bedroom?

by Anonymousreply 41902/07/2013

As many as I want! It's a large room.

Favorite type of music?

by Anonymousreply 42002/07/2013

Spanish rock.

If you could have any superpower, which would you choose and why?

by Anonymousreply 42102/07/2013

Invisibility. I already am possess the negative qualities of that power, I might as well get the positives too.

Can a true bottom ever be a decent top?

by Anonymousreply 42202/07/2013

Nope.

What the name of you 7th grade homeroom teacher?

by Anonymousreply 42302/07/2013

Mr Campbell

when did you suck him off?

by Anonymousreply 42402/07/2013

Never. I'm a woman.

Paper or plastic?

by Anonymousreply 42502/07/2013

Plastic

Are you an introvert or extrovert?

by Anonymousreply 42602/07/2013

[Intermission] I want to hug you, R422, and give you a proper big kiss. [/Intermission]

by Anonymousreply 42702/07/2013

Ambivert.

When multiple traffic lanes have to merge into fewer, do you merge early or late?

by Anonymousreply 42802/07/2013

Late.

Ever bareback?

by Anonymousreply 42902/07/2013

Once. He was as pure as the driven snow. Never after.

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

by Anonymousreply 43002/07/2013

Nobody really knows how old they are. They take it on faith from their parents and a piece of paper their parents give them. But people, including parents, lie.

by Anonymousreply 43102/07/2013

Do you feel like you’ve lived this day a hundred times before?

by Anonymousreply 43202/08/2013

R432 has obviously been spying on me. And how has that worked out for you, cochise?

by Anonymousreply 43302/08/2013

kemo sabe

Did he just dis me for real, or am I imagining it?

by Anonymousreply 43402/08/2013

It's all in your head.

If you could name this site something else what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 43502/08/2013

Teen drama lounge

Suck me off?

by Anonymousreply 43602/08/2013

send pic for ans, ttyl

Do you like dirty talk, small talk, or no talking at all?

by Anonymousreply 43702/08/2013

No talk.

Rim or be rimmed?

by Anonymousreply 43802/08/2013

Rim.

Would you rather wake up naked and sore without memory of the night before, laying next to Burger King telling you "had it your way" or wake up next to Ronald McDonald telling you that "you were loving it"??

by Anonymousreply 43902/08/2013

I'll take Burger King.

Matt or Ben?

by Anonymousreply 44002/08/2013

Ben.

Pitt or Clooney?

by Anonymousreply 44102/08/2013

Clooney.

Starsky or Hutch?

by Anonymousreply 44202/08/2013

Hutch. Martin or Lewis?

by Anonymousreply 44302/08/2013

Neither. The Rat Pack and all its subsidiaries bore the hell out of me.

Do you believe in god?

by Anonymousreply 44402/08/2013

Not particularly.

Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?

by Anonymousreply 44502/08/2013

Never get new ones.

Hairy ass crack or smooth???

by Anonymousreply 44602/08/2013

smooth

Blue eyes or Green?

by Anonymousreply 44702/08/2013

Green

Ben n' Jerry's or haagen dazs

by Anonymousreply 44802/08/2013

Blue Will me and him ever get a second chance?

by Anonymousreply 44902/08/2013

No, Move on.

Should I see Les Miserables?

by Anonymousreply 45002/08/2013

The show, yes. The movie, maybe.

How much snow will NYC get tonight?

by Anonymousreply 45102/08/2013

10-15 inches tonight, maybe 1 inch tomorrow, is the last update I heard.

What color looks best on you?

by Anonymousreply 45202/08/2013

magenta

Horny?

by Anonymousreply 45302/08/2013

Yeah, Russian wrestlers were at the gym today. I'm hungry.

If you just won a million dollars, what one big ticket item would you buy?

by Anonymousreply 45402/08/2013

Always.

What's the whoriest thing you've ever done?

by Anonymousreply 45502/08/2013

Houdini Anal.

you?

by Anonymousreply 45602/08/2013

Can you please phrase that in a question r457?

by Anonymousreply 45802/08/2013

R455 Steam Room Calisthenics

What is the one thing you absolutely hate doing that you have to do every day?

by Anonymousreply 45902/08/2013

remember what to do and say

will he rape me?

by Anonymousreply 46002/08/2013

Of course, and you'll thank him for it.

What’s is the one sexual fantasy that you think about the most?

by Anonymousreply 46102/08/2013

Getting fucked by Superman, Batman, The Human Torch, and the cast of Spartacus.

If you could rewrite the ending to any movie, which one would it be, and what would be the new ending?

by Anonymousreply 46202/08/2013

No, he won't do anything you don't want to do.

Crab or lobster?

by Anonymousreply 46302/09/2013

Pudding.

If you could rewrite the ending to any movie, which one would it be, and what would be the new ending?

by Anonymousreply 46402/09/2013

Fatal Attraction. They'd eat the rabbit.

Have you ever jerked off to an image of yourself?

by Anonymousreply 46502/09/2013

Narcissistic mirror sex.

How do you feel about what's under your bed?

by Anonymousreply 46602/09/2013

I'll clean it someday.

Do you have a fag hag?

by Anonymousreply 46702/09/2013

Yes, she is under the bed with the others.

Will this thread be placed in a time capsule or the gay archives?

by Anonymousreply 46802/09/2013

Yes.

What do you think Queen Elizabeth is afraid of?

by Anonymousreply 46902/09/2013

The ghost of Princess Diana.

If you had a 60 second Super Bowl advertisement, what would you want to show a billion people?

by Anonymousreply 47002/09/2013

Haagen Daz

Do you think Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty ever fucked?

by Anonymousreply 47102/09/2013

R471, I don't know what any of those words means. So, yes. Or no.

What's better: A cat that acts like a dog or a dog that acts like a cat?

by Anonymousreply 47202/09/2013

A dog that acts like a cat if it shits in a box and cleans itself.

Is snow toxic?

by Anonymousreply 47302/09/2013

Only if it's yellow.

Are you a cock gobbler?

by Anonymousreply 47402/09/2013

I was today at the beach.

Who are you a bit ashamed of liking a lot?

by Anonymousreply 47502/09/2013

Fergie and Britney Spears.

Do you think fortune tellers are quacks or do they have legitimate "powers"?

by Anonymousreply 47602/09/2013

I think most are well intended quacks.

What was your favorite age as a child and what was your favorite age as an adult?

by Anonymousreply 47702/09/2013

5 and 50.

If you could have sex with one ginge, who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 47802/09/2013

Danny Harper

More snow on Wednesday?

by Anonymousreply 47902/09/2013

In California, haven't seen snow in 20 years.

What's for (or was for) dinner?

by Anonymousreply 48002/09/2013

Bacon wrapped turkey and mashed potatoes.

How many times have you come in the last 24 hours?

by Anonymousreply 48102/09/2013

Zero, but I plan to in about five minutes.

A big burly man who makes you his bitch or a stunning lithe guy who needs you to fuck him?

by Anonymousreply 48202/10/2013

A big burly man who turns into my bitch and ends up on my lap.

What's your favorite Motown act?

by Anonymousreply 48302/10/2013

Martha & the Vandellas (Nowhere to Run.)

Speaking of Art Bell bumper music, if he makes a comeback, would you listen?

by Anonymousreply 48402/10/2013

My morning coffee. And then I drink it.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever stuck in your ass?

by Anonymousreply 48602/10/2013

I don't splurge- I'm a lady (let's not even get into the squirt discussion)...

Oscars- best picture- who will win?

by Anonymousreply 48702/10/2013

R486 a cucumber

r487 Life of Pi

What do you think Valentine Day *should* be like?

by Anonymousreply 48802/10/2013

Valentine's Day is an unnecessary marketing gimmick from cards, flowers and chocolate companies. There's already anniversaries, birthdays and just generally appreciating your loved one.

Your boss, good or bad?

by Anonymousreply 48902/10/2013

I am going back to school, but the job I left in December, the boss was the CUNTIEST CUNT WHO EVER FUCKING CUNTED. Do NOT like that asshole. She was disgusting.

What's your favorite Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner ever?

by Anonymousreply 49002/10/2013

Cloris Leachman, The Last Picture Show

Favorite restaurant?

by Anonymousreply 49102/10/2013

Wallsé

Metaphorically speaking, what is the most important tool in your tool box?

by Anonymousreply 49202/10/2013

Screwdriver.

Gay, Str8, Bi, Pan, Tran?

by Anonymousreply 49302/10/2013

Gay, gay, gay, as is there is any other way.

Would you rather be able to visit 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

by Anonymousreply 49402/10/2013

Good question. 100 years from the past, because I don't want to know the future. It'd take a way the joy of finding out what's to come.

Which do you think people pay more attention to: brains or looks?

by Anonymousreply 49502/10/2013

Dating? Looks. Employment? Brains for men, looks for women.

If you could have dinner with anybody, living or dead, who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 49602/10/2013

R495 is naive. Looks count more than brains for men also.

by Anonymousreply 49702/10/2013

My sister who passed away.

What's your favorite movie you'd never admit to watching?

by Anonymousreply 49802/10/2013

While You Were Sleeping. Damn that Sandy Bullock!

Who was the better president (not necessarily the better man): Jefferson, Lincoln, or FDR?

by Anonymousreply 49902/10/2013

FDR for the New Deal.

If this thread hits six hundred do we start it again?

by Anonymousreply 50002/10/2013

Absotively!

If you could live the next 24 hours and then erase it and start over just once, what would you do?

by Anonymousreply 50102/10/2013

Get fucked or fuck by every good looking movie star....I assume since we are theorizing they would all be available.

Shaved legs and ass or hairy?

by Anonymousreply 50202/10/2013

Trimmed.

Bert or Ernie?

by Anonymousreply 50302/10/2013

Ernie

Best Vivien Leigh performance: Scarlett O'Hara or Blanche DuBois?

by Anonymousreply 50402/10/2013

Scarlett O'Hara-still an iconic performance decades later.

Why does the shark in Jaws:The Revenge growl like a lion and explode when he is impaled at the end of the movie?

by Anonymousreply 50502/10/2013

For the same reason the spiders in 8 Legged Freaks chitter and squeal. To convey something to an audience they assume is stupid.

Favorite Spielberg movie and why?

by Anonymousreply 50602/10/2013

Catch me if you can. My fav, I don't know why actually.

Did you like Heath Ledger's performance in the Dark Knight why or why not?

by Anonymousreply 50702/10/2013

No, because I would like the Heath Ledger trolls head to explode.

Why can't I figure out whether or not trolls in the above should have an apostrophe?

by Anonymousreply 50802/10/2013

Yes. I though it was insane

Should I go out with James or John?

by Anonymousreply 50902/10/2013

R508, because grammar isn't your strong point. Let's hope you have no gag reflex.

R509, James. Nobody wants to date a toilet. Well, mostly nobody.

What pet(s) do you have?

by Anonymousreply 51002/10/2013

Miss Sissy Boodles was my last pet so none at the moment

Why do I stay with this llar this cheating manwhore son of a bitch

by Anonymousreply 51102/10/2013

'Cause, lyrically but truly, breaking up is hard to do.

Are all liberals smug?

by Anonymousreply 51202/10/2013

Not all, but many.

Are you in a relationship with the person you want or the person you settled for?

by Anonymousreply 51402/10/2013

Neither, sorry to say.

What series should they actually remake?

by Anonymousreply 51502/10/2013

The Partridge Family. How do you feel about the fact that the US is quickly becoming an Hispanic country?

by Anonymousreply 51602/10/2013

I think it'll look good on the tea party.

Do you believe most DLers mean 90% of the ugly stuff they say?

by Anonymousreply 51702/10/2013

The same way the Native Americans felt when they saw a bunch of rowdy Englishmen pull up on their shores. You adapt, you adjust, and hope they're kinder to us, than the English were to the Native Americans.

Hair Cuttery or Supercuts?

by Anonymousreply 51802/10/2013

I'm not in a relationship.

Why don't "Greatest Hits" collections contain the versions actually heard on the radio?

by Anonymousreply 51902/10/2013

Copyright laws & royalty payments, I presume.

A normal good looking guy chews ice, picks nose in car, farts in bed or picks teeth at dinner table - are any of these a deal breaker? (Could the guy even possibly be gay with any of these habits!)

by Anonymousreply 52002/10/2013

Not if he's the love of your life. Just don't invite him to any upscale parties.

Why are straight guys so attractive to gay men? We all think we can change them gay, but we never think we can change ourselves straight.

by Anonymousreply 52102/11/2013

No, Yes, Yes and NO. Just my personal pet peeves, but these "normal" things cannot be changed. Yes, he can be gay - I do two of these myself, including one of my deal breakers. OH.

Have you ever smoked crack ?

by Anonymousreply 52202/11/2013

Nope and never plan on it.

If you could pick one song to sum up your existence on earth what would it be?

by Anonymousreply 52302/11/2013

At the moment, These Days, Glen Campbell version. Though the original is by Jackson Browne.

Is all that caterwauling really necessary?

by Anonymousreply 52402/11/2013

No but it's therapeutic.

Is it necessary to be an asshole to be a CEO?

by Anonymousreply 52502/11/2013

Of course not, however the high profile position tends to attract the sociopathic.

What do you usually pass time with, when you are really bored?

by Anonymousreply 52602/11/2013

The internet, masturbation. Often both.

Would you rather have the perfect body or be able to retire and never worry about money. You wouldn't be super rich, you just wouldn't have to worry about bills ever again.

by Anonymousreply 52702/11/2013

Money. I can always "buy" the body.

Reasking a question from up thread: when you scratch your ass crack, do you then smell your fingers???

by Anonymousreply 52802/11/2013

Only after a workout.

Do you like garage sales, second hand stores and consignment shops?

by Anonymousreply 52902/11/2013

I love them, as long as I have a wad of cash handy.

Pick up the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and what does the fourth line say?

by Anonymousreply 53002/11/2013

What must I do to be rid of you? And plague said: "You know but cannot do it."

Are you an advocate for any cause, in your daily life?

by Anonymousreply 53102/11/2013

I'm an advocate for gentle melancholy.

What is your one, irrefutable dealbreaker with an otherwise perfect partner?

by Anonymousreply 53202/11/2013

Constant gas.

Do you like or love Susan Lucci?

by Anonymousreply 53302/11/2013

Like. I never watched ALL MY CHILDREN, but I remember her in some campy "horror" film on ABC when I was little. She belonged to a country club that had a gateway to hell or something like that.

Favorite STAR WARS film and why?

by Anonymousreply 53402/11/2013

First one because everyone was unknown and seemed fresher.

What movies need a remake and which should never be remade?

by Anonymousreply 53502/11/2013

A Chorus Line

Ever enthusiastically have sex with a man you knew to be married or partnered?

by Anonymousreply 53602/11/2013

No. I wouldn't want it done to me.

Are you a Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, or Miranda?

by Anonymousreply 53702/11/2013

I'm aware of the show but not familiar with the personalities so I don't know.

What's the best way to get rid of ants, short of spraying poison everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 53802/11/2013

R537-Charlotte... With Samantha's Sluttiness.

R538-my exterminators come quarterly and spray. When I have had an infestation they make a special trip and use bait in small straw-like tubes, placed in key areas.

What color are your bedroom walls?

by Anonymousreply 53902/11/2013

The color of most supermarket paper bags.

When you know it'll be a one-nighter, top or bottom?

by Anonymousreply 54002/11/2013

Depends on the guy.

Everybody has a dollar amount (think of that movie with Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore where someone offered her 1 million to sleep with her). What is your dollar amount to sleep with someone you would NOT normally be attracted to?

by Anonymousreply 54102/11/2013

Sliding scale according to the person's sex and ugliness factor.

What would you really like to have/do for St Valentine's Day?

by Anonymousreply 54202/11/2013

Nothing.

Which one is hotter, Jensen or Jared?

by Anonymousreply 54302/11/2013

Rim job.

What era of music is your fav?

by Anonymousreply 54402/11/2013

Damn, I've done it for dinner and cab fare.

Downton Abbey?

by Anonymousreply 54502/11/2013

Meh.

Do you pee in the shower?

by Anonymousreply 54602/11/2013

R544. Sixties, and current club mixes.

R546. Doesn't everybody?

Where is the love?

by Anonymousreply 54702/11/2013

It's all around. No need to waste it. You can have the town

why don't you take it?

by Anonymousreply 54802/11/2013

I don't look for it anymore, but I have never mistaken it.

Do you believe that people have the right to determine when they die ?

by Anonymousreply 54902/13/2013

Absolutely! It should be universal and vouchsafed.

Can he suck me later?

by Anonymousreply 55002/13/2013

Nothing wrong with the present, but sure, something to look forward to.

Do straight good-looking men like Patrick Wilson really sleep with ugly women like Lena Dunham on a whim? Because it would never happen in the gay world.

by Anonymousreply 55102/13/2013

Say it isn't so!

What are 5 words to describe your sex life?

by Anonymousreply 55202/13/2013

Trashy, trashy, trashy, trashy, trashy.

Who inspired you the most when you were a little kid?

by Anonymousreply 55302/13/2013

My sister. Still does to this day.

Have you ever had sex in front of someone who was just watching?

by Anonymousreply 55402/13/2013

Yes- my partner.

Could you enjoy an ugly man fucking you if he had a huge dick?

by Anonymousreply 55502/13/2013

No, but mostly because I'm a top and don't bottom.

I'm in love with a married man. Should I let him go, or hold on and hope he leaves his wife whom he doesn't like?

by Anonymousreply 55602/13/2013

Let him go. You owe it to yourself, his wife, and even him. Find a single. Im sure he's out there.

Last meal on earth. What do you choose?

by Anonymousreply 55702/13/2013

I'd probably opt to get high and have a Negroni instead.

Why am I *so* urging for dark chocolate tonight?

by Anonymousreply 55802/13/2013

Be sure to have a tampon handy tomorrow.

Is Nicki Minaj for real?

by Anonymousreply 55902/13/2013

Yeah...she is real g-h-e-t-t-o.

Name the top 10 (or less) female sex symbols of the prior century, in your opinion.

by Anonymousreply 56002/13/2013

Marilyn Monroe, Raquel Welch, Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren, Halle Berry, Ava Gardner, Ann-Margret, Sharon Stone, Cindy Crawford, and Farrah Fawcett. (And as an added bonus: Jessica Rabbit)

Have you ever smoked pot, shot up heroin, smoked crack, taken E, or snorted coke before? If so, which ones and your take on each.

by Anonymousreply 56102/14/2013

Pot- Yes. I don't get high anymore, but I miss it. Heroin- No. A close friend of mine was a heroin addict for 12 years and it nearly cost him his life. Wouldn't touch it. Smoke crack- Not interested. Coke- is for assholes. The crash isn't worth the high anyway.

What music have you been listening to lately and why?

by Anonymousreply 56202/14/2013

50's soul - Laverne Baker. Listen and you won't need to ask why.

Do you still hate one of your ex's? Why?

by Anonymousreply 56302/14/2013

All of them. When I break up, I break up.

How would you fake your own death?

by Anonymousreply 56402/14/2013

Falling off a cliff.

Its 3am and a limo pulls up next to you as your walking home alone from club.....the door opens and your dream male movie star (insert name) from any era offers to commit one gay sex act ONLY with you...what will you do or make him do? Decisions, decisions.....

by Anonymousreply 56502/14/2013

Inside the limo is James Marsden, I get in the back, get on all fours and he fucks me doggy style.

What's the biggest age difference between you and someone you had sex with?

by Anonymousreply 56602/15/2013

The first guy that fucked me was 57. Huge cock. I don't know how I took it. I was 19. So, 38 years.

Have you ever seriously considered suicide? If so, what were the circumstances?

by Anonymousreply 56702/15/2013

Wow! Quite an age difference. No, I honestly never have considered suicide. I know that is quite rare from the people I have talked with or met in my life. I think its because I grew up poor so nothing was ever a setback nor did I feel it was ever unrecoverable. Even breakups. I always believed "this too shall pass"....eventually.

Will we ever have a sex symbol again on the level of Monroe in film or Fawcett on tv? (Seems that with all the internet hos that it vant happen)

by Anonymousreply 56802/15/2013

Vant = can't

by Anonymousreply 56902/15/2013

No one will ever top Farrah. Period.

Why would my supposed best friend send me a "Happy Valentine's Day!" Facebook message when he knows my partner recently dumped me after 16 years?

by Anonymousreply 57002/15/2013

Exactly because of that. Your friend wanted you to know that you were loved. There are many kinds of love and all are celebrated by Hallmark.

Have you ever experienced survivor's guilt?

by Anonymousreply 57102/15/2013

Not even close.

Which TV series star would you most like to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 57202/15/2013

Matt Bomer.

Does anyone besides me think that the ending of "Final Destination 5" was exceedingly clever? (the way they tied it to the first movie)

by Anonymousreply 57302/15/2013

Yes. Very. Love Nicholas D'Agostino, so I was sad to see his character there.

Do you ever pull your nut hairs out when you're playing with your dick?

by Anonymousreply 57402/15/2013

No, but now I want to try it.

Should another thread like this one be started when we reach 600?

by Anonymousreply 57502/15/2013

Sure. Who knew? Aimless questions and answers follow a creative path.

What is your favorite time of the day?

by Anonymousreply 57602/15/2013

Night-time

Do you like hiking?

by Anonymousreply 57702/15/2013

My skirt? Hells ya!

What does this smell like?

by Anonymousreply 57802/15/2013

Kailash Singh - smelliest man in the world - no bath for 37 years.

Which "Seth" would you like to play hide the weiner with? Seth MacFarlane, Seth Rogan, Seth Meyers (SNL), Seth Green, or Seth Binzer (Crazy Town) or Seth ?

by Anonymousreply 57902/15/2013

I never realized before that there is not one fuckable person called Seth.

Can a name be cursed ?

by Anonymousreply 58002/16/2013

No, there's no such thing as curses.

What makes some men's ejaculate yellowish and lumpy?

by Anonymousreply 58102/16/2013

I'd have to charge you for my diagnosis.

Where would you take me on a date?

by Anonymousreply 58202/16/2013

R581 ejaculate is yellowish if a slight bit of urine is mixed in. This usually happens with older men.

Lumpy ejaculate....if you mean thick...thats usually men under 30. Just a sign that everything is working & producing very well.

by Anonymousreply 58302/16/2013

My ideal date with you would be to take you to Italy on my private plane or in first class of a commercial airline.

Will the world ever reach a point of Utopia where we all tolerate or celebrate each others differences? How many eons away are we from this?

by Anonymousreply 58402/16/2013

Sadly, that will never happen. Humans are assholes at heart. I think Anne Frank said that.

Favorite Madonna song and why?

by Anonymousreply 58502/16/2013

La Isla Bonita because it makes me want to fly to tropical Belize, find myself a hot little Pedro, and fuck for 7 days and 7 nights.

Now that Lena Dunham has created and stars in HBO's Girls, who do you think (hypothetically) would or could create and star in HBO's Boys?

by Anonymousreply 58602/16/2013

The guy who played her gay x-boyfriend. He was great.

I'm over it. Are you?

by Anonymousreply 58702/16/2013

Totally.

Haven't we been for decades?

by Anonymousreply 58802/16/2013

No, because this hasn't been going on for decades. So, pardon me, while I pick up what's left of my heart, and prepare for the great flounce.

Did you have fun?

by Anonymousreply 58902/16/2013

I did. Thanks for asking.

How long will it take for the people of the world to realise we are destroying our home?

by Anonymousreply 59002/16/2013

We've know for more than a century. A lot of people care, and they have little power to do anything. When *all* people finally realize that you can't eat or drink money, it will be too late.

What one item in your home are you most embarrassed about owning?

by Anonymousreply 59102/16/2013

Thong underwear, its not like I am ever going to wear it. I do own alot of jockstraps too but I wear those daily. Who killed JFK?

by Anonymousreply 59202/16/2013

The husband of some gash he fucked.

Do you think you're racist?

by Anonymousreply 59302/16/2013

Yes, I am definitely racist.

Would you hang out with Gwyneth P?

by Anonymousreply 59402/16/2013

I'd rather hang with her than any racist fuck.

What political action do you think will ignite World War III?

by Anonymousreply 59502/16/2013

The end of this thread

Would you care to start a new one?

by Anonymousreply 59602/16/2013

Not really.

Rock, paper, or scissors?

by Anonymousreply 59702/16/2013

Paper

What should we do now?

by Anonymousreply 59802/16/2013

Circle Jerk

Who has lube?

by Anonymousreply 59902/16/2013

Write nasty comments on Tim Tebow's Facebook page.

Who is lower on the Hollywood Food Chain then a paid audience member?

by Anonymousreply 60002/16/2013
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