Nurse Arrested After Allegedly Having Sex With Corpse
RESEDA (CA) — A male nurse at Sherman Oaks Hospital has been arrested on suspicion of committing a sex act on a corpse.
Security guards reportedly caught Alejandro Lazo, 61, committing an act of necrophilia and held him until officers arrived.
He was arrested on a state Health and Safety Code violation because the body was deceased, the Los Angeles Police Department said.
Lazo, of Reseda, is free on $20,000 bail.
Police say the investigation is ongoing.
No other details were immediately available.
Anyone with information is asked to call (877) 527-3247.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/24/2013|
Well, you must give him the benefit of the doubt: the corpse was hard.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/21/2013|
I thought it as my blow-up doll!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/21/2013|
People use the term 'nurse' far too indiscriminately. I bet he's neither an RN or an LVN. Most likely he's a transportation orderly, someone who'd be responsible for taking the dead to the morgue.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/21/2013|
Well, to be fair, there's not much else to do in Reseda.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/21/2013|
You can be arrested for that?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/21/2013|
Tacky, but a victimless crime.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/21/2013|
R6, that reminds me of Maggie Smith, when in Murder By Death David Niven whispers what someone could do with a dead, naked body, and she replies, "Thats tacky. That's really tacky."
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/21/2013|
Sherman Oaks is a vile cesspool of sin and immorality. It's a well known fact!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/21/2013|
I worked with a male Nurse years ago. A really good looking nerdy type. He was very quiet but did well with the ladies. He married a rather homely Filipina nurse who was a still a virgin at thirty. She had saved all of her money and had a nice bank account. He used to tell people that he married her for her money. Nice guy, right? After he got married he started an affair on the job with a Chinese nurses aide who also happened to be a hottie.The Filipina wife got cancer and died within three years of the marriage. He got a nice life insurance settlement and decided to marry the Chinese nurses aide. The Chinese hottie liked to run her mouth. A lot. She would come to work and dish on their personal lives. Seems the nerd had a thing for necrophilia. He had a human skeleton at home and used to get really worked up when he described this horror movie about just that subject. He quit the job but the wife stayed on and we later found out he had become, wait for it, a mortician. I have no doubt that this guy would act on his fantasies if given the chance. Working as a mortician more than gave him the chance. This is more common than anyone thinks. And to look at him you would never think that he could harbor such a weird obsession.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/21/2013|
Who would have information about this?!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/21/2013|
People are REALLY strange.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/21/2013|
WW for R5.
Finally we have a winner. It's been weeks since I've flagged a post. Used to be able to do it almost daily. This place ain't what it used to be, that's for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/21/2013|
Just think about, a really HOT dude comes in still warm... you're alone in the basement of the mortuary for a few hours. Rigour mortis is starting to set in down there. He hasn't been disfigured in any way (heart attack or something like that). And he's your DREAM TYPE. He won't say no. What you gonna do?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/22/2013|
I think you can warm up those Real Dolls, R15.
BTW, dead bodies do not get erections. Rigor mortis is joint stiffening. If the heart is no longer pumping blood, there can be no erection. In the case of the nurse, the dead body was undoubtedly "bottoming."
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/22/2013|
I'd do most hot male corpses
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/22/2013|
[quote]Anyone with information is asked to call (877) 527-3247.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/24/2013|