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Matt Damon is aware of discussion of his "fat butt"

According to this thread on imdb.com called "The biggest male butt in Hollywood":

"Matt Damon read this thread. He quotes from this thread at 2:46 from this video of his appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The article linked below also mentions this interview and quotes 'Apparently matt still holds the title for that fat butt of his.'"

I'll post links to the video and article next.

by Anonymousreply 7808/30/2014

Link to interview.

by Anonymousreply 101/20/2013

Link to article.

Damon was also named “People” magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive in 2007 and Leno asked him to tell the audience what he does to stay humble.

Damon replied that he reads the comments section at the bottom of three random online articles about himself every day. He pulled out a piece of paper and read that day’s daily three.

One of them said: “Apparently Matt still holds the title for that fat butt of his.” Another said: “Can’t believe how doughy he was in ‘We Bought a Zoo.’ Put those Twinkies down Tubby.”

Leno and the audience laughed and Damon took it all in stride, reiterating that reading these kinds of comments help him stay humble.

by Anonymousreply 201/20/2013

Too bad he doesn't realize that his ass is pretty flat.

by Anonymousreply 301/20/2013

He strikes me as someone who has scary anger issues in private.

by Anonymousreply 401/20/2013

Me too, r4

by Anonymousreply 501/20/2013

There's another thread on imdb about his butt called "does he still has a black gurl's ass". Linked below.

by Anonymousreply 601/20/2013

I googled Matt Damon, big butt.

Two dataLounge threads were the top listings. The third was Urban Dictionary. This is what they have for Matt

Matt Damon

A well-respected actor and Oscar winning screen writer who unfortunately happens to have a huge, wide womanly butt much like that of his former nemesis for the affections of Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez

by Anonymousreply 701/20/2013

So, his butt is discussed beyond DL.

by Anonymousreply 801/21/2013

And if he Googles Matt Damon big butt, there can be no doubt that he knows there are threads about his butt at DL. I wonder if he keeps count of how many guys want to rim him.

by Anonymousreply 901/21/2013

bisexy

Causing sexual attraction or being sexually appealing to both sexes either as a result of specific physical features which resemble those of the opposite sex of the individual in question (see Brad Pitt's or Matt Damon's curvaceous, feminine butts) and/or through a persona that causes sexual attraction to both sexes (see Brad Pitt's performance in "Fight Club").

Brad Pitt is bisexy because he has a woman´s ass.

by Anonymousreply 1001/21/2013

Nude Matt and Ben holding hands. Hehe.

by Anonymousreply 1101/21/2013

More Damon butt please.

by Anonymousreply 1201/21/2013

More Damon butt.

by Anonymousreply 1301/26/2013

He's probably insecure about it now.

by Anonymousreply 1401/26/2013

Why do you think that, R14?

by Anonymousreply 1501/27/2013

Like volatile explosions of rage, R4? I can see that.

by Anonymousreply 1601/27/2013

I am very turned on by the idea of Matt knowing about, and thinking about, his fat butt.... Perhaps being self-conscious when he thinks about other people thinking about his butt.... Yum!

by Anonymousreply 1701/27/2013

His butt is so fucking big. About twice the size of his big balloon head.

by Anonymousreply 1801/27/2013

I'm watching "Failure to Launch" on TV, and the opening sequence in which the other Matt--Matthew McConaughey--is in white boxer shorts, just reaffirmed my opinion that Matt Damon's tiny butt pales in comparison.

by Anonymousreply 1901/27/2013

Apparently, Damon has decided to do nothing about his fat butt. It's still fat. But maybe he's part black somewhere along the line, and his fat butt is genetic.

by Anonymousreply 2001/27/2013

R20, what do you mean by "Damon has decided to do nothing about his fat butt"?

by Anonymousreply 2101/27/2013

R21. Meaning, he might try to lose a few pounds. However, that hasn't been the case.

by Anonymousreply 2201/27/2013

Bite your tongue, r20! Matt should do nothing about the beautiful round fatness of his mouth-watering butt.

by Anonymousreply 2301/27/2013

If a role calls for it Matt will drop the weight or buff up as he needs. Outside of that Matt seems to be mostly entertained by what people think about his butt.

If you missed his hilarious takeover of the Jimmy Kimmel show, ABC will repeat it this Tuesday night.

by Anonymousreply 2401/27/2013

I've always thought that some pal of Damon's reads/starts the Damon butt threads here, riles them up as much as he can and sends the responses to Damon.

I presume Damon thinks it's funny, as he should because it is pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 2501/27/2013

This is all my doing. I started it. And it will never end. Mr. Damon's butt is magnificent, always has been, always will be. It is not a womanly butt. It is a heavenly butt.

by Anonymousreply 2601/27/2013

Seven, that has to be some sweet stuff!

by Anonymousreply 2701/27/2013

Yes. And not just any sweet stuff r27, the sweetest.

by Anonymousreply 2801/27/2013

"His butt is so fucking big. About twice the size of his big balloon head."

Which male celebs have butts as big or bigger than Damon's?

by Anonymousreply 2901/27/2013

[quote]Which male celebs have butts as big or bigger than Damon's?

Matt Damon doesn't have a big butt. However, some male celebs who DO have big butts are:

Matthew McConaughey

Chris Meloni

Toni Danza (in his prime)

Cal Ripken Jr

Apolo Ohno

Nathan Fillion

Peter Deluise (during 21 Jumpstreet)

Joey Lawrence (before he aerobicized it all to hell)

Paul Johnannson

Sidney Crosby (not a celeb per se)

Anthony Recker (also not a true celeb, but he's famous around these parts)

Will Smith

by Anonymousreply 3001/27/2013

Matt Damon does not have big butt. He has a spectacular behind, simply breathtaking. Anyone can see that.

by Anonymousreply 3101/27/2013

Nasty! He is ancient. The thought of seeing his flabby, pockmarked ancient butt makes me want to vomit. Its almost as bad as Harvey Kietel's

by Anonymousreply 3201/27/2013

R32 Yeah, we'd all rather see Harry Styles' pimpled, flabby, scrawny ass or Justin Bieber's non-existent girly bum than Damon's.

by Anonymousreply 3301/27/2013

Damon butt.

by Anonymousreply 3401/27/2013

It's a work of art.

Show us your butt Matt!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3501/27/2013

Perhaps Damon would like a more respectable butt like Affleck's. Or maybe Affleck secretly wishes his butt had more meat on it like Damon's.

Clooney is assessing this dilemma and consulting with both of them.

by Anonymousreply 3601/28/2013

Beautiful, r34, beautiful.

I'm hopeful that our new health care law will have mental health provisions that can help people like r32 overcome such debilitating illness.

by Anonymousreply 3701/28/2013

This guy is gross.

by Anonymousreply 3801/28/2013

How, precisely, is he gross, r38?

by Anonymousreply 3901/28/2013

His face is off. Looks smashed in.

by Anonymousreply 4001/28/2013

These are the best pics we get of the "Damon butt"?

by Anonymousreply 4101/28/2013

Matt Damon should be concerned about his face, not his butt. That face has seen better days.

by Anonymousreply 4201/28/2013

That's probably true, R42.

by Anonymousreply 4301/29/2013

R41, there are very few side views (the best view in my opinion)of The Damon Butt. I guess his handlers or Damon don't like highlighting that particular feature as it is usually covered by a shirt or jacket. I wonder why?

by Anonymousreply 4401/30/2013

Why do I have the strange feeling that Clooney, Pitt and Damon (avec butt) are contributing to this thread?

Nah, that's just impossible.

by Anonymousreply 4501/30/2013

He's the male Natalie Portman.

by Anonymousreply 4601/30/2013

R46, I hadn't realized Portman has a big butt.

by Anonymousreply 4701/31/2013

R45, I seriously doubt Damon, Pitt or Clooney post on this thread. I wouldn't be surprised if Damon read DL posts about his butt, but commenting on them is different.

by Anonymousreply 4801/31/2013

Is it really fat?

by Anonymousreply 4902/02/2013

No sir, it is not really fat, or fat all all for that matter. It is magnificent.

by Anonymousreply 5002/02/2013

More, please.

by Anonymousreply 5102/02/2013

Here's the photo that started it all, r51.

by Anonymousreply 5202/03/2013

Matt at his best.

by Anonymousreply 5302/03/2013

From imdb.com:

Is he a mongoloid? This misshapen head and the dead behind the eyes look are a dead giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 5402/03/2013

Matt looks great at R53. I wonder whether he can look that way again if he works out?

by Anonymousreply 5502/08/2013

He also admits he had trouble growing facial hair for his role in True Grit, so they had to apply false sideburns. Why do you think he had such trouble?

by Anonymousreply 5602/08/2013

Dear Matt,

If you do happen to read this, don't lose the butt. It's your most attractive feature.

PS. You need to let someone have the honor of rimming you, if you haven't had it done already.

by Anonymousreply 5702/08/2013

Do you think his wife rims him?

by Anonymousreply 5802/08/2013

Matt when he was more fit.

by Anonymousreply 5903/06/2013

The guy on the left is hotter

by Anonymousreply 6003/06/2013

Dear Matt,

If you do read this, I want to feel your ass up and then spank you with a ping pong paddle to get it nice and warm then shove in my sausage. BTW, make more movies that show you getting your ass spanked.

by Anonymousreply 6103/06/2013

From an interview with Stephen Soderbergh:

Not that I was counting, but there were three Matt Damon ass shots. When is an ass shot necessary and when is it gratuitous?

In this case, it would've been more awkward and distracting if you somehow didn't show it. But none of that was planned. Matt's in his robe and he gets into bed, and in another scene he's getting out of the hot tub. It's all stuff that was motivated; I guess that's really what it comes down to.

by Anonymousreply 6204/30/2013

R62, I wonder how an ass shot is "motivated"? Perhaps they were inadvertent but it makes one wonder why the director or cinematographer did not prevent them or edit them out.

by Anonymousreply 6305/01/2013

I have honestly never noticed his ass before. He's too white bread for me.

by Anonymousreply 6405/01/2013

he should wear a thong from now on

by Anonymousreply 6505/01/2013

I don't get the problem here. Matt Damon was the college boy wet dream. When he's not in shape he's a great actor. When he is in shape its hard to think about his acting.... even now. His ass is practically the live version of any hot erotic gay toon.

by Anonymousreply 6603/12/2014

"His ass is practically the live version of any hot erotic gay toon."

In what ways? Please post a link to compare.

by Anonymousreply 6703/12/2014

He's hot stuff and his ass is awesome. I'd lick on that ass for hours.

by Anonymousreply 6803/12/2014

Much better than the flat Jake G. ass. Compare and constrast.

by Anonymousreply 6903/12/2014

booooooty bump bump

by Anonymousreply 7008/28/2014

It's not fat. Matt's butt is perfect. And he looks even hotter in middle age. I'll watch any movie him just for the visual pleasure he gives me. A good actor too but that's by the by.

I've seen Ben IRL and he's quite stunning. Just not my type. Give me Matt and his sweet ass any day.

by Anonymousreply 7108/28/2014

Is that like the Jessica Rabbit of asses, R66?

by Anonymousreply 7208/28/2014

Isn't that the opposite of the Jessica Rabbit of asses, R72, i.e., she's a voluptuous cartoon while his ass looks cartoonish in its voluptuousness?

by Anonymousreply 7308/28/2014

Jesus fucking christ, don't you have better things to do?

Matt, get back to saving Ben. Brad, get back to your psycho-bride and 34 children. George, get back to planning your wedding to that lawyer.

TIA.

by Anonymousreply 7408/28/2014

R74, what does your response have to do with Matt's awareness of his fat ass?

by Anonymousreply 7508/29/2014

I wonder whether after taking a shower he gazes lovingly and proudly at his ass while thinking, "That's mine, all mine."

by Anonymousreply 7608/29/2014

Mattie should have a wet t-shirt more often.

by Anonymousreply 7708/29/2014

Does he embrace his big butt or does he hate it like Joey Lawrebce used to with his?

by Anonymousreply 7808/30/2014
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