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Jason Statham Got Fat

Almost obese really, at least in gay terminology.

by Anonymousreply 3101/20/2013

Wow.

by Anonymousreply 101/19/2013

He's still muscular and sexy as hell. I'd do him in a heart beat.

by Anonymousreply 201/19/2013

His blood pressure must be terrible. His muscle mass must be riddled with fat deposits. He must sweat pure grease and fart rancid gas. GROSS!

by Anonymousreply 301/19/2013

Looks better than 95% of the guys on Scruff.

by Anonymousreply 401/19/2013

Has well below average body fat for an adult male.

by Anonymousreply 501/19/2013

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

WHY do these people do that?

by Anonymousreply 701/19/2013

That made me feel so much better about my gut. Thanks, OP!

by Anonymousreply 1001/19/2013

I'd still hit it.

by Anonymousreply 1101/19/2013

Eww! You weren't joking OP - he's gross now.

by Anonymousreply 1201/19/2013

The shorts are ugly, but I'd lick what's in them.

by Anonymousreply 1301/19/2013

Woof, that's hot. Love men with meat on their bones.. woof woof woof

by Anonymousreply 1401/19/2013

I LIKE HIS FLESH, BUT THE SHORTS = TERRIBLE.

ALSO, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A WATCH PERIOD, NEVERMIND INTO THE OCEAN?

TAKE IT ALL OFF AND FUCK MY FACE, SILLY MAN.

by Anonymousreply 1501/19/2013

He's a midget, isn't he? He was previously a diver, and they're all midgets. Small men pack it on quicker than taller guys.

by Anonymousreply 1601/19/2013

Saw him recently at on Sunset, at a Cafe - he got up to leave and he was tiny, but proportioned. Solid, not fat. But not a pretty sight. He looks much better on camera. Big, stubby nose,etc.

by Anonymousreply 1701/19/2013

Well, for heaven's sake -- let's just deport the man!

by Anonymousreply 1801/19/2013

I love that scene in Crank where he runs around in nothing but a hospital gown, exposing his bare ass cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 1901/19/2013

Wow, I'm more bothered by how tiny his nipples are. Devastating.

by Anonymousreply 2001/19/2013

And the Gerard Depardieu award for the celebrity most likely to eat his costar goes to....

by Anonymousreply 2101/19/2013

He's British, what did you expect? They all turn to shit after 40.

by Anonymousreply 2201/19/2013

^^ *a very disciplined diet.

by Anonymousreply 2401/20/2013

Forget the shorts - look at the bulge.

by Anonymousreply 2501/20/2013

[quote]Do you guys really think you're immune from ageing? That your metabolism won't slow with age? It happens to everybody.

I can't believe my eyes. I had to read that twice. R23, you must be new here. DL rules clearly state that there is NO EXCUSE for getting fat.

Oops, nevermind. I forgot that you DL queens save the blame and shame for fraus who have "let themselves go," not some straight hottie you want to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2601/20/2013

Me too, r20.

Micronip = dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 2701/20/2013

So many of you here have such obvious eating disorders.

by Anonymousreply 2801/20/2013

Who even uses the word "hottie" anymore? Is this still 2004?

by Anonymousreply 2901/20/2013

I saw him at the Grove Wednesday and he seemed out of shape.

by Anonymousreply 3001/20/2013

He looks so HOT! YUM!

by Anonymousreply 3101/20/2013
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