Almost obese really, at least in gay terminology.
Jason Statham Got Fat
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|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/18/2013|
He's still muscular and sexy as hell. I'd do him in a heart beat.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/18/2013|
His blood pressure must be terrible. His muscle mass must be riddled with fat deposits. He must sweat pure grease and fart rancid gas. GROSS!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/18/2013|
Looks better than 95% of the guys on Scruff.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/18/2013|
Has well below average body fat for an adult male.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/18/2013|
Nope, he's frau-sized.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/18/2013|
WHY do these people do that?
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|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/18/2013|
He's got the Magic Johnson kind of AIDS, where instead of wasting away and getting purple blotches, you get sympathy, good press and really obese.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/18/2013|
That made me feel so much better about my gut. Thanks, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/18/2013|
I'd still hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/19/2013|
Eww! You weren't joking OP - he's gross now.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/19/2013|
The shorts are ugly, but I'd lick what's in them.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/19/2013|
Woof, that's hot. Love men with meat on their bones.. woof woof woof
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/19/2013|
I LIKE HIS FLESH, BUT THE SHORTS = TERRIBLE.
ALSO, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A WATCH PERIOD, NEVERMIND INTO THE OCEAN?
TAKE IT ALL OFF AND FUCK MY FACE, SILLY MAN.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||01/19/2013|
He's a midget, isn't he? He was previously a diver, and they're all midgets. Small men pack it on quicker than taller guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/19/2013|
Saw him recently at on Sunset, at a Cafe - he got up to leave and he was tiny, but proportioned. Solid, not fat. But not a pretty sight. He looks much better on camera. Big, stubby nose,etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/19/2013|
Well, for heaven's sake -- let's just deport the man!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/19/2013|
I love that scene in Crank where he runs around in nothing but a hospital gown, exposing his bare ass cheeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||01/19/2013|
Wow, I'm more bothered by how tiny his nipples are. Devastating.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/19/2013|
And the Gerard Depardieu award for the celebrity most likely to eat his costar goes to....
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/19/2013|
He's British, what did you expect? They all turn to shit after 40.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/19/2013|
Stop kidding yourself, R22. Spare us your anti-Brit trolling.
He's 45 years old. No male is immune. It just gets tougher to keep the weight off and I suspect it's an "off-season" photo.
Do you guys really think you're immune from ageing? That your metabolism won't slow with age? It happens to everybody. The only way at that age to combat it - if you choose - is to train hard and keep a very disciplined. Heavy drinkers would never recover their physique.
Statham just looks like he's resting a bit.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/19/2013|
^^ *a very disciplined diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/19/2013|
Forget the shorts - look at the bulge.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/20/2013|
[quote]Do you guys really think you're immune from ageing? That your metabolism won't slow with age? It happens to everybody.
I can't believe my eyes. I had to read that twice. R23, you must be new here. DL rules clearly state that there is NO EXCUSE for getting fat.
Oops, nevermind. I forgot that you DL queens save the blame and shame for fraus who have "let themselves go," not some straight hottie you want to fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/20/2013|
Me too, r20.
Micronip = dealbreaker.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/20/2013|
So many of you here have such obvious eating disorders.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/20/2013|
Who even uses the word "hottie" anymore? Is this still 2004?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/20/2013|
I saw him at the Grove Wednesday and he seemed out of shape.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/20/2013|
He looks so HOT! YUM!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/20/2013|