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What's the Oldest thing You've Masturbated on?

Mine is a book detailing the Civil War. It was printed in 1865.

by oldergayreply 2201/19/2013

My Grandpa.

by oldergayreply 101/18/2013

On an 8th grade English class.

by oldergayreply 201/18/2013

Betty White

by oldergayreply 301/18/2013

Joan Rivers

by oldergayreply 401/18/2013

The moon

by oldergayreply 501/18/2013

Calvin Klein

by oldergayreply 601/18/2013

The Bible (first edition)

by oldergayreply 701/18/2013

During a secret archeological dig in Afghanistan, I uncovered the camel dung dildo dating back to the days of Christ. The very same dildo that high ranking officials in the United States government have been so fervently seeking. I paid some Marines to hold security while I relieved myself.

by oldergayreply 801/19/2013

R5 wins and is "unbeatable"...

by oldergayreply 901/19/2013

Madonna.

by oldergayreply 1001/19/2013

Buzz wins.

by oldergayreply 1101/19/2013

Tom Bianchi. I was his life partner soulmate for twenty minutes!

by oldergayreply 1201/19/2013

Tutankhamun's tomb

by oldergayreply 1301/19/2013

The winner of this thread is quite obviously R12 and Tom Bianchi.

He's even older than the moon.

by oldergayreply 1401/19/2013

He was 65 and when I shot he yelled "fly, boy, fly!"

by oldergayreply 1501/19/2013

Calvin Klein

by oldergayreply 1601/19/2013

Sam Waterston

by oldergayreply 1701/19/2013

The Colosseum in Rome

Honest.

by oldergayreply 1801/19/2013

Philip

by oldergayreply 1901/19/2013

eldergay thread!

by oldergayreply 2001/19/2013

Gramma Moses

by oldergayreply 2101/19/2013

Earth.

by oldergayreply 2201/19/2013
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