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"Galley Gossip: Celebrities on the plane game"

THE CELEBRITIES: (a)-Lauren Bacall (b)-Bobby Brown (c)-Michael Bolton (d)-Leonardo DiCaprio (e)-Sean Combs (f)-Ethan Hawke (g)-Goldie Hawn (h)-Anthony Kiedis (i)-Whitney Houston (j)-Michael Jackson (k)-Angelina Jolie (l)-Kimora Lee (m)-Alanis Morrisette (n)-Rosie O'Donnell (o)-Dolly Parton (p)-Diana Ross (q)-Britney Spears (r)-Uma Thurman (s)-Luther Vandross (t)-Barbara Walters (u)-Elijah Wood, (v)-Raquel Welch

THE STORIES:

1)Wouldn't breathe the air at 35,000 feet without a face mask, but had no problem eating two airplane meals

2)Did sit ups on the floor in first class

3)Fell asleep with a hand down the pants

4)Ran to the bathroom as the airplane was taxiing to the gate

5)Refused to wear a seat belt until threatened to be taken off the flight

6)Asked the pilot not to make any announcements in flight because, "the baby is sleeping."

7)Actually worked the cart down the aisle and then invited the crew over to spend the night on the layover

8)Bit toenails in business class

9)Cut an omelet into bite size pieces with a knife and fork and then proceeded to use hands to eat it - not the knife and fork.

10)Ordered the flight attendant not to talk to "her man!" when the flight attendant asked, "Would you like something to drink?"

11)Flirted with the captain's 6-foot-tall, very mature looking, 16-year-old daughter who was non-reving in first class

12)Traveled with the largest entourage I've ever seen

13)Exited the lavatory with spouse looking extremely disheveled

14)Told a flight attendant, "My dog likes you. I don't know why."

15)Gave a gate agent $50 after borrowing the agent's cell phone for ten seconds

16)Left such a mess in first class, passengers and crew were shocked

17)Due to a fear of flying, would only sit in the first row of first class.

18)Lectured a flight attendant on the importance of being nice to his mother on Mother's Day

19)Sat in first class while son sat in coach.

20) Got caught checking out the flight attendants you-know-what as she walked down the aisle

21)Spent a good half hour watching an in-flight entertainment segment about themselves

22)Sat in coach even though their movie was #1 at the box office

23)Wouldn't allow a passenger in the window seat to pass in order to use the lavatory until that passenger quietly meditated with them first.

by Anonymousreply 801/19/2013

bump for fun gossip

by Anonymousreply 101/18/2013

This really isn't as fun as you thought it was going to be.

by Anonymousreply 201/18/2013

wasn't this on here yesterday, then all of a sudden disappeared? why did that happen?

by Anonymousreply 301/18/2013

I'm gonna guess R5 is Diana.

by Anonymousreply 401/18/2013

Tell me I'm right?

(j)-Michael Jackson and 1)Wouldn't breathe the air at 35,000 feet without a face mask, but had no problem eating two airplane meals

(h)-Anthony Kiedis and 2)Did sit ups on the floor in first class

(f)-Ethan Hawke and 3)Fell asleep with a hand down the pants

(k)-Angelina Jolie and 6)Asked the pilot not to make any announcements in flight because, "the baby is sleeping."

(o)-Dolly Parton and 7)Actually worked the cart down the aisle and then invited the crew over to spend the night on the layover

(c)-Michael Bolton and 11)Flirted with the captain's 6-foot-tall, very mature looking, 16-year-old daughter who was non-reving in first class

(e)-Sean Combs and 12)Traveled with the largest entourage I've ever seen

(q)-Britney Spears and 15)Gave a gate agent $50 after borrowing the agent's cell phone for ten seconds

(n)-Rosie O'Donnell and 19)Sat in first class while son sat in coach.

(g)-Goldie Hawn and 23)Wouldn't allow a passenger in the window seat to pass in order to use the lavatory until that passenger quietly meditated with them first.

by Anonymousreply 501/18/2013

4 = Al Roker

by Anonymousreply 601/18/2013

I posted the original at the link below. I have no idea why someone reposted it.

by Anonymousreply 701/18/2013

[quote]10)Ordered the flight attendant not to talk to "her man!" when the flight attendant asked, "Would you like something to drink?"

Sounds like something Whitney Houston would do. She was very possessive of that catch Bobby Brown.

by Anonymousreply 801/19/2013
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