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Zits on your ass

How and why? Any treatments?

by Anonymousreply 4203/02/2013

I once had a surprise outbreak and an impending date. I used a face mask on the areas and the spots reduced to barely visible.

by Anonymousreply 101/17/2013

There is no cure. I have struggled with this problem for many many years. I am really frustrated. Many times, my zits are cystic. They not only feel painful, and take forever to go away, but they leave a bumpy redish scar.

I have had cortisone shots on my cystic pimples and they work but I get so many cystic pimples that I can't make an appointment for shots every time I get them.

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013

They're not zits dumb ass.

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2013


may I respectfully suggest that you see a good dermatologist? Sounds like you've wrongly suffered.

I suffered terribly with acne in my teens and early 20s...sounds like you need some proper antibiotics. Retin-A was a wonder drug for me, but that's not indicated for the butt. Cleocin-T (RX only) is a good topical medication for serious acne, but I never used it -- friends did, though.

To everyone reading this thread, there's nothing unusual about pimples on the butt and they're a fact of life like sneezing, burping and farting.

Please keep your butts as clean and dry as possible, apply a good powder after bathing/showering only after your skin is dry, and wear clean, well-fitting underwear of a "breathable" fabric such as soft cotton.

Anything that irritates your butt and/or makes it sweat will promote butt acne.

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2013

That sounds horrible.

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2013

Quit using steroids.

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

Sitting too long also a cause. The hair follicle gets clogged with oil.

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2013

I've never had zits/pimples anywhere else on my body except my face. I don't break out anymore, but as a teen it was rampant. I would've gladly traded places with someone who got them on their ass 'cause at least you can cover it up. Your face is there for the world to see, and I did not want people staring at me.

by Anonymousreply 801/17/2013

Try sitting on your face R8.

by Anonymousreply 901/18/2013

One thing you should never do if you have a pimpled ass us never shave it

by Anonymousreply 1001/18/2013

alpha hydroxy acid

by Anonymousreply 1101/18/2013

They're ingrown hairs, silly.

by Anonymousreply 1201/18/2013

"One thing you should never do if you have a pimpled ass us never shave it"

If you are prone to pimples the advice is never shave anywhere (if it is even remotely possible - which it usually isn't)

by Anonymousreply 1301/18/2013

Ew. Just. Ew

by Anonymousreply 1401/18/2013

I had one zit that wouldnt go away. HPV

by Anonymousreply 1501/18/2013

Nothing grosses me out more than a partner with a serious case of pizza butt.

by Anonymousreply 1601/18/2013

Never on my bum, ALWAYS a problem on my back

by Anonymousreply 1701/18/2013


OP, you have just won $1,000 for correctly guessing the name of Taylor Swift's new ode to Harry Styles.

by Anonymousreply 1801/18/2013

Washes containing pyrithone zinc tend to work well on non-facial acne. You might want to give it a try.

by Anonymousreply 1901/18/2013

If it is not HPV, it is possibly a result of wearing tight underwear or jeans and shaving. The resulting zits could be shaving irritation or the result of dirt getting under the skin. And also, make sure you wear clean underwear (don't wear pants w/o underwear, either) and make sure you wash and dry your behind in the show/bath if you are prone to this problem.

by Anonymousreply 2001/18/2013

When I sat at a desk all day I used to get these. Finally got some Oxy pads and started swiping my cheeks with them 2x/day and they cleared up within a week.

by Anonymousreply 2101/18/2013

Apply a little tea tree oil twice daily, sing a cotton swab. They'll dry up pretty quickly.

by Anonymousreply 2201/18/2013

"Then I Knew" Part II:

"When you asked me to pop the zits on your ass, then I knew."

by Anonymousreply 2301/18/2013

Why doesn my hole look like cauliflower?

by Anonymousreply 2401/19/2013

Use an antibacterial soap coupled with a facial scrub intended for acne. They will disappear.

by Anonymousreply 2501/19/2013

I just popped a big one. Puss oozed out and it stunk.

by Anonymousreply 2602/01/2013

Pro Asstive

by Anonymousreply 2702/01/2013

garlic. will stinky body or puss-y ass?

by Anonymousreply 2802/01/2013

Op, it's caused by sweating... make sure you dry your butt really well after showering, and wear only 100% cotton underpants. Also, try a body powder on your cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 2902/01/2013

Ewwwww. That's why I only date men over 30.

by Anonymousreply 3002/01/2013

This is caused by inaccurate prelubing.

Just take a few minutes to do it properly. They'll still be waiting for you wherever you find them.

by Anonymousreply 3102/01/2013

What about this cluster of cauliflower around my hole?

by Anonymousreply 3203/01/2013

Mine came from the mix of sitting on my ass for long periods of times, sweating, and cheap underwear fabric.

by Anonymousreply 3303/01/2013

I gotta freeze these zits off the entrance to my love canal.

by Anonymousreply 3403/02/2013

Stop sitting.

by Anonymousreply 3503/02/2013


by Anonymousreply 3603/02/2013

You had your venereal warts removed, R24.

by Anonymousreply 3703/02/2013

You didn't get your venereal warts removed, R32.

by Anonymousreply 3803/02/2013

I had them.

They freaked me out

Then I got Neutrogena Body Clear Body Wash.

They went away along with any stray pimple on the bod

Clear skin now!

by Anonymousreply 3903/02/2013

This is simply not talked about in polite society.

by Anonymousreply 4003/02/2013

I use ointments but can't remember what they are. I think they work but can't see my ass sometimes

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2013

Use a tweezer!

It's highly satisfying.

Oh, it might leave a scar.

by Anonymousreply 4203/02/2013
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