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I think I might have a crush on Nick Kroll.

The SATC for Dudes sketch was awful but the other stuff was fun. I like PubLizity the best.

by Anonymousreply 5402/12/2015

Publizity annoys me. It's really a waste of time to spoof reality shows. But I like the degrassi spoof and the guy video chatting with the girl who wants to be beyonce to his very white jay zee.

by Anonymousreply 101/17/2013

Me too R1. However, you're both insane. That PubLizity skit was funny as hell

by Anonymousreply 201/18/2013

What the fuck are you babbling about?

by Anonymousreply 301/18/2013

Ha! The Degrassi sketch killed me. Here's a loonie, buy yourself a bag of milk. He is cute. I had no idea his body was so terrible though. He uses it to great comedic effect. His annoying ref was funnier to me than it should've been. I Degrassi is a regular thing. Is he family.

by Anonymousreply 401/18/2013

This guy's new sketch show on Comedy Central R3

by Anonymousreply 501/18/2013

Nick Kroll is a sick fuck. I know him and he's one of the biggest creeps I've ever met -- perverted and a liar.

by Anonymousreply 601/18/2013

Do tell more, R6.

by Anonymousreply 701/18/2013

R7, Kroll is total douchebag. Sociopathic. Hates women and is an ass kissing clown.

by Anonymousreply 801/18/2013

Ok, PubLIZity grew on me after second viewing.

But yeah, SatC for Dudes has got to go. It's like somebody slammed on the brake when one of those skits shows up.

Wheels Ontario rules.

by Anonymousreply 901/20/2013

He has big lips that are off-putting on a white guy. That said, his show is pretty funny. Even though his character in PubLizity looka like one of the White Chicks characters.

by Anonymousreply 1001/20/2013

[quote] He has big lips that are off-putting on a white guy

It's a very Jewish look. And he's a very Jewish guy. Though why he went to Georgetown, I wouldn't know.

by Anonymousreply 1101/20/2013

Hes funny. I love the Leauge on FX

by Anonymousreply 1201/21/2013

God do I hate this guy. I feel like a lot of his characters come from an ugly place but I also think that my visceral dislike is rooted in something more base than moral offense - I don't think he's without talent but I just can't stand him.

by Anonymousreply 1301/24/2013

We met in the supermarket. He used his classic pickup line: "If you're looking for douches, they're in aisle me."

by Anonymousreply 1401/24/2013

This week wasn't so good. Gatorade fail.

by Anonymousreply 1501/24/2013

It looks like they put the best sketches in the first show.

by Anonymousreply 1601/30/2013

Gets worse every week.

by Anonymousreply 1702/02/2013


heard he used to be "partially" out, but doesn't seem to be anymore.

also that he dated kevin seccia, another comedian, and was involved in the leather/bondage community for a while then dropped out... anyone know if this stuff is true?

by Anonymousreply 1802/07/2013

I watched this stupid show hoping for more hilarious DGrassi parody, and there wasn't any more.

The rest of the show was horrid. How could they not take advantage of the funniest sketch idea, yet keep repeating the heinous, unfunny Rich Dicks and Too Much Tuna?

by Anonymousreply 1910/10/2013

r18, closeted. Very into bondage and scat. has a preference for Asian men. wears a cock ring that he never cleans.

by Anonymousreply 2010/10/2013

I cringed when he did cunnilingus tongue to Natasha Leggero at the Franco roast.

by Anonymousreply 2110/10/2013

Is he still dating Amy Poehler?

by Anonymousreply 2210/10/2013

gay. obsessed with anal beads. Not clean. Doesn't wash back there even upon request. Selfish bottom. jacks off incessantly, and once when my brother in law came to visit. No shame.

Hates women. Lies a lot.

by Anonymousreply 2310/10/2013

r23- heard similar things. obsessed with being crapped on. if you can't due to constipation ... he's out the door.

by Anonymousreply 2410/12/2013

It's obvious there's an obsessed Kroll ex-girlfriend trolling on here with insane, bullshit rantings.

by Anonymousreply 2510/12/2013

Nick is gay but he's not as twisted as other say. He just loves men and he loves sex.

by Anonymousreply 2610/12/2013

Gay. Bad B.O. No sense of humor.

I literally wanted to kick him out of bad, but now that he's sorta famous I'm glad we screwed.

by Anonymousreply 2710/14/2013

Can't stand this guy. Wish he wasn't gay.

by Anonymousreply 2810/23/2013

Can't come out. Dad is a huge honcho in L.A celebrity security firms. Kroll is a nasty piece of work. Rips off male prostitutes. Can get away with anything due to his connections.

by Anonymousreply 2910/26/2013

Likes you to fart in his face.

by Anonymousreply 3010/26/2013

Are there many gay comedians?

by Anonymousreply 3110/26/2013

There are quite a lot of young gay comedians in Australia at the moment.

by Anonymousreply 3210/26/2013

If Nick rips off or abuses a male prostitute all he has to do is call on greg boles. The male prostitute will get labeled his stalker. End of story.

by Anonymousreply 3310/27/2013

Nick hates women. I still think he's slightly bi tho. Very hairy and smelly. YUM. In the end he was to selfish and cruel and I had to let him go. Lies like a rug to. Talks about how powerful his dad and how he's in the CIA. Loyal to his friends tho and hooks them up with law enforcement in LA. Crazy shit. I wish him well but he's to hi maintenance for sure.

by Anonymousreply 3411/01/2013

he used to be gay but now is in love with america's sweetheart, and golden globe winner amy poehler.

Let him move on you guys, some men go straight when the meet an awesome woman.

by Anonymousreply 3501/20/2014

Nick Kroll desperate to be seen as attractive and as a success. A datalounge regular and behind tig notaro's cancer and kickstarter scams. Also, her datalounge related stalking scam and the deletion of tig notaro posts if they are not complimentary.

Not sure if he's gay, but who cares either way when he's such a no talent douche.

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2014

His father's company, Kroll Security is gross. The fact that his yucky heir got his own show on Comedy Central when he has no apparent talent or appeal, (those liver lips!) makes me believe all of the weird conspiracy theories about them.

Amy Pohler dropped in my estimation by her association with him. Sure, he stands to inherit billions but even a prostitute should have standards.

by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2014

R37 same here! But, I have also heard that Nick is gay so why the hell is Amy bearding for mr. liver lips.

by Anonymousreply 3806/17/2014

OP is Nick Kroll. Kroll is gay and thinks he can write big checks to get fame. He's halfway right.

by Anonymousreply 3907/06/2014

Is he friends with Tig Notaro?

by Anonymousreply 4007/06/2014

DL faves Nick Kroll and Joan Rivers - together

by Anonymousreply 4107/06/2014

Doesn't clean his anus. Pierced taint. When he bent over for me I noticed that the piercing hole looked infected. Breath smells like a dirty litter box. Paid me with large bills. But was sweet and asked if I wanted to be an extra on his show.

by Anonymousreply 4207/06/2014

About 80 percent of the posts in this thread came from the same person.

by Anonymousreply 4307/06/2014

Nick is bi so his relationship with Amy could be real. He was hilarious as the flamboyant gay character "Fabrice Fabrice" in this sketch. Watch it and tell me he's not awesome.

by Anonymousreply 4407/08/2014

They sure look happy here on this beach vacay.

by Anonymousreply 4507/08/2014

R42 you should have taken him up on his offer. His show is a gas.

by Anonymousreply 4607/08/2014

U cannot fake this kind of chemistry. They are in love. Let them be.

by Anonymousreply 4707/08/2014


by Anonymousreply 4807/09/2014

[r6] I would not let children or pets near him.

Heard here on DL.

by Anonymousreply 4907/09/2014

r43 It's funny you write that, and the following four posts 44, 45, 46, 47, are by the same person.

by Anonymousreply 5007/09/2014

OP is Nick Kroll. Pretends to be critical of one sketch to look credible. Gay, talent free, and deranged.

by Anonymousreply 5107/20/2014

Is this blind item about Nick and Amy? I found it on the blind item website:

Which A-list funny lady who divides her time between movies and TV found out soon after dating her new boyfriend that he likes guys as well as girls? She's fine with that, but she's hesitant on telling her kids

by Anonymousreply 5207/26/2014

R52 sounds like Nick to me. How is she fine with that? Not to mention he is a fool who has bought everyhting he has.

by Anonymousreply 5308/02/2014

Gay Nick Kroll is the OP of this thread.

by Anonymousreply 5402/12/2015
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