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Datalounge fav Cheryl is sitting across the aisle from me on a flight right now.

And boy, does her pussy stink!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2001/19/2013


by Anonymousreply 101/17/2013

There's something wrong with this plane! All the oxygen masks fell from overhead when I boarded.

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013

You'll never leave the tarmac, OP; she has grounded multiple Boeing 787 Dreamliners.

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2013

Hi, my name is Cheryl. Fly me!

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2013

What does it taste like?

by Anonymousreply 501/17/2013

Come fly my friendly thighs!

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

Stewardess! What's that awful smell??

by Anonymousreply 701/18/2013

Cheryl's face leaves town in ten minutes. Be on it.

by Anonymousreply 801/18/2013

Picture, or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 901/18/2013

Here, R9

by Anonymousreply 1001/18/2013

She stinks of fear and that cheap lotion.

by Anonymousreply 1101/18/2013

That's not an airplane, R9, and it's not a 400lb woman.

by Anonymousreply 1201/18/2013

It's not Cheryl. It's the fish tacos they're serving in coach. The fridge broke down.

by Anonymousreply 1301/18/2013

I've optioned Cheryl's life story as a movie, darlings.

by Anonymousreply 1401/18/2013

Stop it. JUST STOP IT! Editor, I demand immediate HELP here.

by Anonymousreply 1501/18/2013

In fact, we've already come up with the title: STENCH BECOMES HER.

by Anonymousreply 1601/18/2013


by Anonymousreply 1701/19/2013

Damn! We've been on this runway for hours. I'm all out of Summers Eve and my pussy stinks!

by Anonymousreply 1801/19/2013

It's a SOAP THREAD, Editor!

Well, the fact that my pussy stinks because I HAVE no soap....

by Anonymousreply 1901/19/2013

R18 See if you can snag a split of champagne from First Class and try using it to douche. Fizzy!

by Anonymousreply 2001/19/2013
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