Just thought you would want to know
Datalounge fav Jake Gyllenhaal is sitting across the aisle from me on a flight right now
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/19/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||01/17/2013|
Did you see his circumcised c*ck?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||01/17/2013|
It is a flight from Atlanta to LaGuardia, lands there.
Should land at 8 pm.
Come on out and meet him
|by Anonymous||reply 3||01/17/2013|
Yeah. Prove it. In today's technological age there is no logical reason why you can't.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||01/17/2013|
iPhone photo. Prove it.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||01/17/2013|
First class or coach?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||01/17/2013|
I'm not going to turn to him across the aisle and take a picture.
Brown hoodie, green cargo pants, boots
Red Sox cap - go figure
Drinking Icelandic water
Was reading the New Yorker, now watching a movie
|by Anonymous||reply 7||01/17/2013|
Offer to blow him in the toilet.
I double-dare you!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||01/17/2013|
Seat 5B in first class
Now watching a movie on the little TV on the seat back in front of him
Using those stupid Bose headphones
Could use a shower - unshaven and really greasy hair
|by Anonymous||reply 9||01/17/2013|
Take a photo. You can post it when you land. Then we'll believe you. LOL.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||01/17/2013|
Flirting with the male or the female flight attendants?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||01/17/2013|
Faker! Prove it!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||01/17/2013|
Hah I will try to take a pic but I don't really care if you believe me or not
You can always meet him in Terminal D when the flight gets in
There's only one door from the gates to the check-in area of the terminal. You won't be able to miss him
|by Anonymous||reply 13||01/17/2013|
Am I fucking him in the galley yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||01/17/2013|
Hiss at him.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||01/17/2013|
Is this one of those weirdest-places-you-ever-masturbated posts?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||01/17/2013|
Old black overweight male flight attendant, doubt he will flirt with him
I'm 34, dressed in a suit....I doubt I'm his type either.
He acts like he is worried someone was/is going to notice him. He pulled his hoodie up over his head when he first sat down.
Too bad for him that no one seems to notice him or care besides me hah
Only attention he got so far was when the flight attendant yelled at him for not turning off his iPhone
|by Anonymous||reply 18||01/17/2013|
Catch him if you can!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||01/17/2013|
Chews his fingers nonstop. Kind of a turn off
|by Anonymous||reply 21||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||01/17/2013|
[quote]Red Sox cap - go figure
Thanks OP, we do believe you.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||01/17/2013|
You could offer to help him with that.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||01/17/2013|
A lot of gays chew their fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||01/17/2013|
Yell out 'Geneva!' and see if he makes any movement.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||01/17/2013|
Try to snap a pic and see if he calls you a bitch like Anderson Cooper!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||01/17/2013|
Took off his hoodie.
How many layers does this guy wear? A black lightweight jacket over a hoodie over a lightweight sweatshirt over a t shirt
|by Anonymous||reply 28||01/17/2013|
Red Sox? Maybe it's Matt Damon.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||01/17/2013|
He's in Atlanta shooting movie with Hugh Jackman -- if that helps prove OP isn't full of shit. I read for a role in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||01/17/2013|
Does the Flight Attendant come running every time he "pings"?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||01/17/2013|
Doesn't really ping but he seems really small in person
|by Anonymous||reply 32||01/17/2013|
He might have the flu.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||01/17/2013|
I'm surprised he is sitting upfront, thought he liked it in the rear
|by Anonymous||reply 34||01/17/2013|
[quote]He's in Atlanta shooting movie with Hugh Jackman
Yeah right. They were both there trolling for hot black dick!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||01/17/2013|
If the OP is lying, he's the most awesome, detailed liar ever, and I want his skills.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||01/17/2013|
He might have the flu, just drinking a lot of water.
Sneezed a bunch, coughing, sniffing a lot.
Was wiping his nose on his brown hoodie - eh
|by Anonymous||reply 37||01/17/2013|
Yeah, that's what I already said. Needed fewer clues.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||01/17/2013|
Steal some DNA and you can clone him!
|by Anonymous||reply 39||01/17/2013|
I decided to check IMDB and OP is telling the truth as far as him going to the ATL to shoot a movie with Hugh Jackman. It's called Prisoners and it has a pretty decent cast.
OP I don't recall ever reading a post from someone who was actually on the plane with a famus person and who was posting about it as it happened in real time.
How can you post if he had to turn off his phone?
|by Anonymous||reply 40||01/17/2013|
Ick, r37. Can't he afford a tissue?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||01/17/2013|
Datalounge fave? Are you posting from 2006, OP?!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||01/17/2013|
Delta has gogo inflight internet access. It costs $39 per month - I fly a lot
|by Anonymous||reply 43||01/17/2013|
Take a picture of his cock in the bathroom during your mile high adventure. Either that, or ask him how Taylor Swift was in the sack.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||01/17/2013|
He wraps his lips around the top of that big water bottle and chugs it like a champ
|by Anonymous||reply 45||01/17/2013|
So your saying he was sick? Chewing his nails, sniffles, coughing, greasy hair, dressed in layers of clothing? Sounds like he is on drugs, needs drugs, or should be taking drugs. Soes he have a beard? I mean a real beard on his face? Last photo I saw of him he had long greasy hair and a full beard. The kind of beard you get food stuck on.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||01/17/2013|
He is watching the movie "Don't back Down"
|by Anonymous||reply 47||01/17/2013|
He has longer greasy hair combed...well pushed...back and maybe 2 or 3 days of stubble
|by Anonymous||reply 48||01/17/2013|
It's not that hard to take a discrete photo, I've done it.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||01/17/2013|
ONG! You're kidding. Don't Back Down is the movie his sister was in with Viola Davis last year. It was a box office disaster. It stirred up controvery because it was perceived as an anti-union movie. It was about parents taking over a school because their kids couldn't read or something. Viola will be working with him in Prisoners.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||01/17/2013|
I like that type of beard especially on a Jewish guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 52||01/17/2013|
R51 You mean a shiksa like Taylor Swift?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||01/17/2013|
This is my favorite DL thread ever!!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||01/17/2013|
You could always politely ask if he would mind taking a picture after the flight
|by Anonymous||reply 55||01/17/2013|
Sorry my reporting is so damn dull but he isn't expressing any interest in anything besides the movie (or me dammit hah)
|by Anonymous||reply 56||01/17/2013|
Totally believe the OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||01/17/2013|
The OP is clearly lying. I don't believe this BS for a second!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||01/17/2013|
[quote]You could always politely ask if he would mind taking a picture after the flight
Nope DLers are antisocial deviants who want to cause trouble by sneaking a picture instead of asking
|by Anonymous||reply 59||01/17/2013|
Thanks for believing me. If I was going to EST, it would be about something where I have a better role than being an ignored guy on an airplane
|by Anonymous||reply 60||01/17/2013|
He doesn't watch movies the way we watch movies. He watches movies like a professional watches movies. For him it is an entirely different experience than it is for normal people. I wonder does Maggie have a nude scene in the movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||01/17/2013|
While we're waiting fr more details, let's play the "Galley Gossip: Celebrities on the plane game":
Match the celebrities with the numbers (what they did)
THE CELEBRITIES: a)Lauren Bacall, b)Bobby Brown, c)Michael Bolton, d)Leonardo DiCaprio, e)Sean Combs, f)Ethan Hawke, g)Goldie Hawn, h)Anthony Kiedis, i)Whitney Houston, j)Michael Jackson, k)Angelina Jolie, l)Kimora Lee, m)Alanis Morrisette, n)Rosie O'Donnell, o)Dolly Parton, p)Diana Ross, q)Britney Spears, r)Uma Thurman, s)Luther Vandross, t)Barbara Walters, u)Elijah Wood, v)Raquel Welch
1)Wouldn't breath the air at 35,000 feet without a face mask, but had no problem eating two airplane meals
2)Did sit ups on the floor in first class
3)Fell asleep with a hand down the pants
4)Ran to the bathroom as the airplane was taxiing to the gate
5)Refused to wear a seat belt until threatened to be taken off the flight
6)Asked the pilot not to make any announcements in flight because, "the baby is sleeping."
7)Actually worked the cart down the aisle and then invited the crew over to spend the night on the layover
8)Bit toenails in business class
9)Cut an omelet into bite size pieces with a knife and fork and then proceeded to use hands to eat it - not the knife and fork.
10)Ordered the flight attendant not to talk to "her man!" when the flight attendant asked, "Would you like something to drink?"
11)Flirted with the captain's six foot tall, very mature looking, 16 year-old daughter who was non-reving in first class
12)Traveled with the largest entourage I've ever seen
13)Exited the lavatory with spouse looking extremely disheveled
14)Told a flight attendant, "My dog likes you. I don't know why."
15)Gave a gate agent $50 after borrowing the agent's cell phone for ten seconds
16)Left such a mess in first class, passengers and crew were shocked
17)Due to a fear of flying, would only sit in the first row of first class.
18)Lectured a flight attendant on the importance of being nice to his mother on mother's day
19)Sat in first class while son sat in coach.
20) Got caught checking out the flight attendants you-know-what as she walked down the aisle
21)Spent a good half hour watching an in-flight entertainment segment about themselves
22)Sat in coach even though their movie was #1 at the box office
23)Wouldn't allow a passenger in the window seat to pass in order to use the lavatory until that passenger quietly meditated with them first.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||01/17/2013|
Pretend you're a drunk Twilight actor. Pull your dick out and piss all over him. Film his reaction.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||01/17/2013|
r58 - Then scroll on by.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||01/17/2013|
Does he have a bulge?
|by Anonymous||reply 65||01/17/2013|
Hah he thinks some other guy is hassling him and he's not....too funny
|by Anonymous||reply 66||01/17/2013|
Is he getting a bulge from watching his sister do a nude scene?
|by Anonymous||reply 67||01/17/2013|
Seriously, say 'Geneva' real loud.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||01/17/2013|
How do you know this OP? What other guy would be hassling him, and how would he express his concern? Is he complaining to the flight attendant? Is he cursing the other passenger out? Has he pulled a gun? A knife?
Is he threatening to notify the federal marshal on board sitting in coach? Did he hit on the passenger then get angry when he was turned down for having greasy hair, and coughing, and an runny nose?
Does he spit when he talks? OP you need to put us on that plane with you! More graphic details. STAT
|by Anonymous||reply 69||01/17/2013|
Ask him who was the best beard of his,Rashida Jones,Taylor Swift or Reese Witherspoon? And which one paid him the most in their respective bearding contract?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||01/17/2013|
OP what do you do for a living?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||01/17/2013|
Are you usiing gogo, op?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||01/17/2013|
You're Jacob's hassler, aren't you OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||01/17/2013|
Why am I picturing a mob of drooling homosexuals at LaGuardia about 7:55 tonight?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||01/17/2013|
[quote]Did you see his circumcised c*ck?
Jake has never really given us a clear view of his cock, so we can only be 90% sure that he is circumcised based on his Jewish background.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||01/17/2013|
Ask him to show you his feets.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||01/17/2013|
Tell him you wish you could quit him.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||01/17/2013|
Ask him about his buddy Lance Armstrong. I bet that's a nice conversation starter.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||01/17/2013|
For the record, Maggie's movie is Won't Back Down, not Don't Back Down.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||01/17/2013|
Jake is friends with Lance?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||01/17/2013|
OP, when the flight lands, you could ask him for a photo for your niece, who is a big fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||01/17/2013|
Are you landing soon? I have to round up a bunch of queens in Long Island City... we need to storm La Guardia with all our fabulousness. I need to see what that Jake looks like with his Red Sox(yuck) cap on, sneezing his brains out. I wonder if that what he looks like when he gets it in the rear from Ms Jackman?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||01/17/2013|
We are cleared to land. Please return your movie star to his upright position.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||01/17/2013|
No! OP - ask JG for a quick photo of the two of you for your mom, not your niece.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||01/17/2013|
I think Jake and Lance hung out for a while when Lance was trying to get his life story made into a movie. Matt Damon and Jake were the two people I remember being associated with the project. When it fell thru, they stopped hanging out. That was several years ago. Lance's true BFF is Matthew McConnaughey. They allegedly tear up Austin together.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||01/17/2013|
R82, be prepared to come face to face with a sneezy, stuffy Seth Green.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||01/17/2013|
Does he have snot in his beard, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||01/17/2013|
We landed and I couldn't get a pic.
He made some snide comment to an old guy sitting in front of me, something about a pic or staring at him, i couldn't tell.
I don't think anyone else even knew who he was except me so people were like wtf. I kept my head down but he stood next to my row of seats.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||01/17/2013|
OP are you at LGA or JFK?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||01/17/2013|
OP you make him sound like he has a bad attitude. I always pictured Jake as sort of easygoing. I mean, when I'm on a plane I always look at other passengers out of curiosity. Especially after 9/11.
I just notice people. It has nothing to do with whether or not they're famous. In fact I don't think I ever saw a famous person on any plane I was on and I fly often, maybe a dozen times a year. Fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||01/17/2013|
OMG! Bear Grylls!!! It was you!
|by Anonymous||reply 92||01/17/2013|
Dunno, he was mad at this guy. respectful but mad. I wasn't sure why. Maybe he was tired from a long week of filming.
I always thought he was supposed to be tall but when I was standing next to him as we got off the plane, he was a little shorter than me and I'm 5'11
|by Anonymous||reply 93||01/17/2013|
OP is not lying some of you bitches are ridiculous and I pity your boring lives. I've stopped posting my celeb run in's or the dish my retail queen friends spill due to all the bullshit rained on me.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||01/17/2013|
Will someone please get R94 her meds? She was supposed to take them two hours ago!
|by Anonymous||reply 95||01/17/2013|
I'm not getting the Geneva references.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||01/17/2013|
Not a picture. Video. It's easier to be discreet with video. You can turn it around like you're doing something else with the camera and casually get shots of him. Taking a picture would be creepy and LOOK creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/17/2013|
He's an easygoing guy and has famous and/or public beards to hide his real girlfriends. He could be bisexual but I've known him to date non-famous women that have a VERY certain look. Chill dude.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/17/2013|
OP is cuter than Jake, IMHO.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 100||01/17/2013|
OK,I'll bite R98. Spill what you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||01/17/2013|
R98, I kept telling OP to yell 'Geneva'! That's not the name of the Persian girl he's been photographed with recently; the Persian girl and Geneva have VERY similar looks but are different races. He definitely has a type.
He's a sweetie and I feel bad for him sometimes: he struggles to get girls to date him because of the Toothy Tile shit in addition to girls having stars in their eyes. But, as I said, he's easygoing and keeps trying.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||01/17/2013|
R93 I chuckle every time J. Timberlake is brought up on DL. All these years and still the passionate back and forth bickering about his stupid height. He is either 5'6" or 6'2" that much is clear.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||01/17/2013|
What's TOothy TIle?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||01/17/2013|
So r102 you sound like you're ouing JG for dating two different women. If one doesn't yet know about the other, sucks to be JG I guess.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||01/17/2013|
OP, I believe you!
That was a pretty good sighting. All I ever saw was Peggy Fleming eating Mentos and trying to hide behind her huge tacky LV tote bag at SFO.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||01/17/2013|
So, R102 is clearly implying Jakey G us dating a woman of color? A girl named Geneva? Geneva?
"... the Persian girl and Geneva have VERY similar looks but are different races."
|by Anonymous||reply 107||01/17/2013|
R102, I agree: it should suck but the girl that hasn't been photographed is still there; not sure of where things currently stand with the Persian girl, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||01/17/2013|
OMG! Crowds are pouring into LaGuardia. I just went out there on a lark...and so did half of Manhattan, apparently
|by Anonymous||reply 109||01/17/2013|
this is what I was imagining........
|by Anonymous||reply 110||01/17/2013|
You're adorable, OP. Good job and thanks!
|by Anonymous||reply 111||01/17/2013|
Jake is very hot with the beard (the one on his face). I do think the whole Taylor Swift fiasco kind of derailed him a bit, but he seems to have eschewed tabloid notoriety/A List hunger for picking good scripts. His upcoming films look really good.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||01/17/2013|
OP kudos to you for a job well done.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||01/17/2013|
Don't Black Down with Viola?...strange that he hasn't seen that already.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||01/17/2013|
Love this thread!
Thanks for sharing, OP. I totally believed you.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 116||01/17/2013|
Nicely spun, OP. You must have been REALLY bored today. Or did you do it on a bet?
|by Anonymous||reply 117||01/17/2013|
Now, now, r116. OP isn't a liar, he's just practicing his creative writing skills.
Oh! I know what it is, OP - this was your first assignment for your night school creative writing class. Worth a "B" or even a "B+", I'd say.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||01/17/2013|
r116 Good catch!!! People are really sick to have to lie about something like this. Are people on here really that starved for attention that they need to make stuff like this up? WTF??!! Pathetic.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||01/17/2013|
Using trolldar R110 isn't the OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||01/17/2013|
According to trolldar, R90 isn't OP, unless he posted from a different decive or chomething.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||01/17/2013|
OK, but OP isn't the same person posting the photos.
At least not according to troll dar.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||01/17/2013|
How do we know he was lying? Use trolldar and you will see the true OP posted no picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||01/17/2013|
I was wondering why the picture seemed like it was taken during the day instead of right now.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||01/17/2013|
Why was the OP accepting compliments and not protesting the picture?
|by Anonymous||reply 125||01/17/2013|
Yuck, according to the photos he's one of those guys who travels with a guitar.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||01/17/2013|
Come on, now. The other man in that photo is a celebrity, as well. It's a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||01/17/2013|
I'm confused. I don't see the photo posted by R90 on that blog. Am I missing something?
|by Anonymous||reply 128||01/17/2013|
Jakey looks really handsome with the bug beard on his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||01/17/2013|
This son of a bitch deceived us all. I actually believed him. So sad and pathetic that he went to the trouble of checking flight schedules to make it more believable.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||01/17/2013|
Deceived on DL! I'm shocked, shocked!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||01/17/2013|
How are people coming to the conclusion that OP is lying? His last post was that JG was shorter than him and he is 5'11". Whoever posted those photos was not the OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||01/17/2013|
I think what happened was after OP posted Jake on a plane, someone else posted the photo of Jake with Bear Grylls. Then someone else posted a photo of Jake with his ugly beard and baseball cap with a little girl, but it wasn't from today and it wasn't from OP's report of Jake on a plane.
The OP stated he did not take a photo of Jake. So there were people just joking around which doesn't mean OP lied. It just means someone posted a photo of Jake with a celebrity. OP should be flattered that he was represented by someone as hot as Bear.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||01/17/2013|
OP is driving home from the airport right now. Once he's home, he'll check back in.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||01/17/2013|
Shit, does OP live in Philly?
|by Anonymous||reply 135||01/17/2013|
The Op is telling the truth, the rest of you are just jealous.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||01/17/2013|
Casually begin a handjob under blanket while he naps.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||01/17/2013|
Shouldn't OPs plane have taken off at some point???
|by Anonymous||reply 138||01/17/2013|
R116, the pictures are fun. But...That blog was from April 2011
|by Anonymous||reply 139||01/17/2013|
OP's plane landed a while ago, I think.
I want to hear more gossip.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||01/17/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 141||01/17/2013|
Was OP lying or not? No time to scroll back.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||01/17/2013|
He's not lying.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||01/17/2013|
So, who's Geneva and what does she look like? What's his "type"?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||01/18/2013|
Of Course OP lied. Like the rest of us, he has many electronic devices to post with.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||01/18/2013|
Y'all need to trolldar the OP by clicking on the obvious OP posts on page one, then you'll see that the OP was always consistent. Other people posted photos as a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||01/18/2013|
I know R146. This thread makes me wonder how many opportunities people miss, day to day, because of angry pessimism and this refusal to check basic, available information.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||01/18/2013|
It'a irksome when people who have gossip hint at something but they don't share it! I hate when that happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||01/18/2013|
Well now that the OP hasn't come here to argue his case, I also believe he lied. But I think those photos that were posted were not posted by the OP. That still doesn't make his story true.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||01/18/2013|
R149, if the OP did return I doubt there is anything he'd say that would convince you. I happen to believe him and I think most posters believe him. Just because a couple of people posted photos to have some fun is no reason to call OP a liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||01/18/2013|
I think if anyone was wondering why we have the sort of culture (and, indeed, government) that we do, they'd only need to read this thread.
The pathology of these responses is astounding/horrifying. Can people really be this unaware of how far removed from reality they are?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||01/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 152||01/18/2013|
Jake is Back in NYC. Just Saw him today on the street walkin with his Bike in his hands and next to him is walking a woman with a dark skin. So Jake is back in NYC!!near SoHO NYC
|by Anonymous||reply 153||01/18/2013|
So sick of people whose first reaction to any post is "Liar!" Useless fucks.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||01/18/2013|
Especially for this thread R154 the reaction just seemed to be bizarre. I am sitting near someone on a flight. Okay. I mean it isn't really anything that would be worth making up and isn't that hard to believe. The fact that so many people jumped on the OP about that he must be lying...for what reason would he lie, it wasn't some scoop or juicy gossip?!
And I wouldn't have taken pictures either. No reason for some celebrity to realize that you are just another annoying fan who can't treat them like a normal person. Let them enjoy the flight in peace.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||01/18/2013|
1) I believe OP
2) R90 is an impostor because OP said he was wearing a suit.
Some people have no sense of the difference between a true story and an E.S. Hint: If a story is not the least bit elaborate, it's probably true. A simple scenario is no fun to spin.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||01/18/2013|
I know that women with dark skin, where you talking about.they are just friends, and not more! so do not call anyone( you gossip sites) with the question who is that woman, because it does not matter, because they are not a koppel and they are not dating. and yes Jake is in NYC ore he whas this morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||01/18/2013|
The photo's that you all post are old ones. The photo's are from a year ago. with bear grills etc. even whit the girl..that whas with his play and whas taken backstage.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||01/18/2013|
I liked r62 and I'm going to make a separate thread, and there's nothing you can do about it!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||01/18/2013|
R157, are you Dutch?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||01/18/2013|
r158 just got back from a pageant
|by Anonymous||reply 161||01/18/2013|
r157 I don't think r160 was asking if you were Dutch because of your link to the dark-skinned woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||01/18/2013|
who is the woman ? Tell us Pls! Enny info about this woman?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||01/18/2013|
R159, it's already a separate thread:
|by Anonymous||reply 165||01/18/2013|
R164, why are you asking that of R157? R157 is YOU (trolldar)
|by Anonymous||reply 166||01/18/2013|
R166 cause the same person post the message at R157...you need to read better! She give a answer on a other message and she said she know this woman. so thats why I ask her If she can tell how she is.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||01/18/2013|
Hahahahaha, R167, YOU are R157!
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/18/2013|
The irony of r162,r164, and r167 telling people they need to read better.
Well, honey, since you opened THAT door...
NOBODY needs to read better. YOU are the one who needs to write much more clearly. Your communication skills are atrocious (not to mention your spelling skills - koppel? really?!). That, my friend, was why you were asked if you were Dutch.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/18/2013|
No it was not the same person who the message posted. I was the one who said that I knew this woman, and that other person asked me where Im from, and I , answerd as you can see FROM BROOKLYN.
The person how ask if I can tell how this woman is. Is a nother person.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/18/2013|
R170, did you make that post at R157?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/18/2013|
R170 et al at work
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/18/2013|
Hahah ... I always laugh when fans dont Like it when a person knows jake personal ore know someone else that is friends with jake. This kind of nonsense you always get over and over agian. I would say don't waste your time. You have fans who are simply jealous of the fact that you know someone who is friendly with Jake. And yes I also know a friend of Jake how is working with him also on his new Movie. And yes Jake is in NYC ore was this Morning. And Yes he was walking down the street with this woman. and Yes he was at La Colombe with her aswell. Cause if you know the right people you will also find it on FB ore twitter. cause were Jake goes Twitter & FB knows.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/18/2013|
[R170], did you make that post at [R157]?
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/18/2013|
I don't think anyone is jealous of or disliking you, r173.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||01/18/2013|
Grow up! The OP was being honest since the beginning.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||01/18/2013|
Thank you. You said you can find the Info on FB ore twitter and you are right! Next Time I check the sources before I post a message here. Now I also know why You put by your name Presley and thats the only thing you( we) have to know. BTW Can you ask her if she can Add me? Ore can you add me? Thanks again! My name is Angie H.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||01/18/2013|
OK it's official. He's talking to himself and thinks no one can tell. As if the poor English wasn't enough of a hint, Trolldar confirms.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||01/18/2013|
LMAO! trolldar R177. This is a riot!
|by Anonymous||reply 179||01/18/2013|
Shewld I trolledar r173 ore r177?
|by Anonymous||reply 180||01/18/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 181||01/18/2013|
[quote] I know the dark skin Woman.
I'm stealing this as my new phrase.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||01/18/2013|
OMG!!! Fans Fans Fans!!! Jesus...Grow up and accept the fackt that Jake knows More People then you ever will know about! Fucking Hel The Presley person give the hint away!!! Like check it...and you will see that it is true what they are saying here!
Fans such as you are sad and also the one that response to 157, although it is the 1 and the same person who still do this on evry fan page. You are also active on other fan sites yes you AAA thats you fan mark ore what we call you LURCH!!Cause You cant deal with the fact that There are PPL how are friends with Jake.where the hell do you think that his sources are? PPL like Them are the ones how tell you stuff so that you know things about Jake and where he is on the moment. Do You really think That None of his friends ore fam isnt looking on enny fan site and respond to things? Are you really that sick? ore just a sade Fan of the age of 10? This is also a hint...Do You get it?? Deal with the fackt that jake whas seen with the dark skin woman and I give you another hint And it was not the Young WOMAN of November!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 183||01/18/2013|
Hahahah!!! Love this one!
AAA thats you fan mark ore what we call you LURCH!!
|by Anonymous||reply 184||01/18/2013|
R183 Good one and Well done. You say what the most think here. but enough said about it!
Cause when there is prove then they all shut up. Its always like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||01/18/2013|
Lets see, Where did we talk about? ow yes Jake was on an airplane. Tell more anny Pics?????
|by Anonymous||reply 186||01/18/2013|
oh my god. Now it's getting scary. R183, R184, R185 and R186 are also the same poster.
Cuckoo, cuckoo, boing oing oing oing, cuckoo, cuckoo indeed!
|by Anonymous||reply 187||01/18/2013|
it's a sade fackt ore waht? Twittter! ow yes, tell me!
Deal with fackt I NO DARK WOMAN! Enny pics? Enny?? Like check it!
Jake goes twitter in Brooklyyn and he knows it! Right? RIGHT??!!
|by Anonymous||reply 188||01/18/2013|
Well we've had 13 posts from this delusional ass. So far.
Dear R153,R157,R158,R162,R164,R167,R170,R173,R177, R183,R184,R185,& R186
Hoe dom ben je? denk je dat mensen niet weten wat je doet?
Je bent een vuile varken en een leugenaar. Iedereen kan zien dat je een leugenaar.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||01/18/2013|
OP, I do hope you glance at this thread! Thanks for entertaining us/me last night awesome live dish.
Sadly, your topic unleashed teh crazed ones...
|by Anonymous||reply 190||01/18/2013|
I second r190, thanks OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 191||01/19/2013|
Sorry for taking so long to respond, R144. Geneva is one of the two girls; she's the one that hasn't been publicly photographed. As I said, whether the Persian girl is still in the picture, I don't know but Geneva is still around.
As for his type, he likes dark hair and darker skin (olive tones and deeper); it's scary how physically similar Geneva and the Persian are despite being different races.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||01/19/2013|
[quote] Well we've had 13 posts from this delusional ass. So far.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITSELF.
IT DOES SO WHENEVER IT'S TOLD.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||01/19/2013|
Atención! Under no circumstances should [agents] German nor Castor fly with BTTR or another organization on days 24, 25, 26, and 27.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||01/19/2013|
R192, you had my curiosity until you mentioned "Toothy Tile."
|by Anonymous||reply 195||01/19/2013|
R195, it was mentioned because he's brought it up; the 'Is he or isn't he?' of that blind item has really fucked up his dating life. Women that he's romantically interested in have actually asked if he's Toothy Tile (how does a man take you on a date and you ask something like that during dinner?).
Just like you, he's a regular guy but he also has an extraordinary job. There's very little that is mysterious about these people, let alone the men. The ones that are batshit cray are almost always female.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||01/19/2013|
That's a big load of horseshit. I don't care how assertive or convincingly you speak. You're certifiable. As in nuts.
You really want people to believe Jake Gyllenhal's social conversations are preoccupied with discussions about Toothy Tile? This thread has really attracted some lunatics. Seriously.
Delusional. Seek help. Seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||01/19/2013|
"This thread has really attracted some lunatics"
They must be OhMyGodot fraus
|by Anonymous||reply 198||01/19/2013|
R195, friends talk about relationships amongst themselves; if you had friends, you would know this. I'm not dropping anything heavy on DL but I could; like I said earlier, he's a regular guy which means he has regular problems...it's just some of these problems involve highly visible people. When your personal life is made into a game for the public, it can really mess up relationships.
If a celeb tells you they don't read about themselves or other gossip, they're fucking lying.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||01/19/2013|
O.K. - So I now know that there are Jake G fans as unhinged as the Ben/Anderson pro/con duo.
Quite a level of achievement.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||01/19/2013|
R192, are you saying that Jake dates women of color including African American women. Why is that such a big deal for a so called liberal like himself and his family? Is he going to wait until he's 70 years old like George Lucas before he does not give a damn anymore.
I get why he may hide relationships since there will always be the "beard" bullshit thrown out there. I hope Ted Casablanca is proud of himself, one of the biggest homophobic people to ever live. NO matter what Jake does some people will always believe he's Toothy Tile. He can't win, if he tells the world he is not TT, then he himself is labeled homophobic and if he doesn't batshit crazy people like OMG and WFT will always call him a coward for not coming out and bearding which I find homophobic. It's ironic that a big demographic that believes Jake is Toothy are desperate women who can't never had him.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||01/19/2013|
Can there really be only 3 posters on line on a saturday night?
I've looked at the threads and the time mark for their last post and this indicates that there is damn few on DL.
Has something happened? Did the number of straight frumpy posters finally kill this site?
|by Anonymous||reply 202||01/19/2013|
R202 DL is having some sort of technical issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||01/19/2013|
R192/R199 is making ridiculous claims based on what they "know" about what Jake and his friends talk about.
There's a certain type of insane fan who needs to feel important and exclusive. They want the world (and themselves) to believe they have a special relationship and personal knowledge about a celebrity. They are an "Insider"in their own minds.
It's predictable and transparent, and yes, apparently, some Jake Gyllenbhaal fans are right up there with the Twihards. All though I'd hardly describe them as fans.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||01/19/2013|