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Do you use a bidet, or do you have a butler wipe your ass?

Another in the current fascinating series of pointless "let's assume we're duchesses" questions!

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013

Upcoming thread topics from the Duchess of Datalounge:

Do you have your chauffeur drop you off at the front entrance after returning from a costume ball, or do you have him drive around to the servant's entrance for discretion?

How often do you count your silver? Do you do it in front of the servants or wait until their day off?

How often does your staff change the bedding in the guest rooms?

Do you close up unused wings of your great house, or just pay to have them heated and dusted periodically?

Who maintains your other homes when you are away?

by Anonymousreply 101/17/2013

Excuse me!

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013
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