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This must be KILLING Aaron Schock

on so many levels

[quote] A New Congress was sworn in Thursday, and seven of its newest members are from Florida. That includes the youngest House member of the 113th Congress, Democratic Congressman Patrick Murphy, who unseated Tea Party favorite Allen West.

by Anonymousreply 5204/21/2015

Oh, I think they'll get along fine.

by Anonymousreply 101/17/2013

I'm sure Aaron will be saying "Oh Patrick, Oh Patrick!" soon enough.....

by Anonymousreply 201/17/2013

He's ugly. Aaron isn't.

What's your point?

by Anonymousreply 301/17/2013

[quote]He's ugly. Aaron isn't.

Speak for yourself. Aaron is an ugly geeky twerp IMO.

by Anonymousreply 401/17/2013

Aaron is a self-hating pocket gay. The only thing he has going for him is a nice set of pecs.

by Anonymousreply 601/17/2013

And abs, r6. He also has abs.

by Anonymousreply 701/17/2013

He's a Ooompa Loompa with hideous fashion sense, R8. Why are you so up his ass that you can't admit that?

by Anonymousreply 901/17/2013

He's just average, R10. He has orangutan proportions - look at the relative lengths of his arms, legs, torso, et cetera.

He does have beautiful tits, though.

by Anonymousreply 1101/17/2013

Schock is not beautiful, r12.

by Anonymousreply 1301/17/2013

He's attractive in a cute way, but "beautiful" and "goregeous" aren't adjectives I would use to describe him.

Alex Pettyfer and Matt Bomer I would consider examples of aesthetically beautiful men. Aaron is cute. There's a big difference.

by Anonymousreply 1401/17/2013

I just caught Matt Bomer in "Flightplan" (with Jodie Foster), and thought how beautiful he really is.

by Anonymousreply 1501/17/2013

I wish you gays would quit looking at me when I'm being photographed for magazine covers with my clothes off. I'm sure my girlfriend wouldn't like it, if she weren't in a coma in Canada suffering from Leukemia or something.

by Anonymousreply 1601/17/2013

"I hope they become great friends and help change the course of fakery going on on Capitol Hill."

Uh, Miss Schock the Liar is part of that fakery.

by Anonymousreply 1701/17/2013

[quote]He's ugly. Aaron isn't.

Patrick isn't ugly. And Aarron isn't all that. I guess you like self-loathing closet cases that vote against gay rights.

by Anonymousreply 1801/17/2013

Patrick Murphy looks at least 10 years older than 29.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 1901/17/2013

Aaron Schock is a self-loathing closet case who votes against gay rights every chance he gets & who laughingly tried to wear a pink shirt & turquoise belt and still appear straight.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 2001/17/2013

Does you employer know you're using company time to trollbait, R21?

by Anonymousreply 2201/17/2013

Aaron wants to leave Washington and take up in Springfield. I think Kinzinger must have dumped him.

by Anonymousreply 2301/17/2013

Paul Ryan probably told him, if I catch you staring at me once more in the Congressional gym, I'm gonna pop you right between the eyes!

by Anonymousreply 2401/17/2013

Doesn't the Illinois delegation strongly disapprove of Shock's Springfield intentions? I've read that a very secure district was carved out for him as means of keeping him from aspiring to higher offices (much like Michele Bachmann did).

by Anonymousreply 2501/17/2013

Why would he want to run for Governor, though? It would bring even more scrutiny upon his closeted life.

by Anonymousreply 2601/17/2013

Maybe he thinks he would have a greater element of control if he had a more powerful office.

by Anonymousreply 2701/17/2013

R20. Thanks for posting that pic of Schock to haunt him forever. Never let him forget his iconic torquoise belt. And those divine white pants.

by Anonymousreply 2801/17/2013

The pic is so 'Schockingly' good that it deserves to be posted again.

by Anonymousreply 2901/17/2013

Schock is cute but there are so many better looking guys in DC, but not in the halls of the Capitol. Thats the caveat. I wouldn't give him a second look.

by Anonymousreply 3001/17/2013

Wonder what goes on in the Congressional Gym Steam Room?

by Anonymousreply 3101/17/2013

"He's not an AIDS infested homo, that is mooching government welfare."

No, but he's a career bureaucrat sucking up taxpayer money in salary and benefits that the average taxpayer can only dream of.

So he, too, is a mooching government welfare addict, like so many fucking Republicans, and most probably like R21.

by Anonymousreply 3201/17/2013

He has a wonderful, warm, moist and inviting anus...

by Anonymousreply 3301/17/2013

F&F R21.

Please eat rancid shit.

by Anonymousreply 3401/17/2013

I want to see someone out this closet case.

by Anonymousreply 3501/17/2013

Patrick Murphy is kinda cute in an Irish roughneck kind of way. His arrest photo from his "disorderly conduct" charge when he was 19 years old, is kinda hot!

I'm sure it won't be long before Miss Schock is trying to get in Patrick's pants.

by Anonymousreply 3601/17/2013

eww at R36 his not hot at all

by Anonymousreply 3701/17/2013

Ugly on the inside. Smug faced little dweeb on the outside. What's not to like?

by Anonymousreply 3801/17/2013

It's so funny everyone thinks Schock's boyfriend is Kingzinger. It's not..his BF is from Galesburg il.

by Anonymousreply 3901/18/2013

If anyone thinks Aaron is not the sexiest congressman ever ( like ever), no wonder the country has problems. Whoever thinks he isn't sexy should....oh I don't know.....go back to their raging hormone years and look at those men's health photos again. He is sooooo sexy.

Aaron Schock, call me !!!! Please !!!! Oh god ! Oh god !

by Anonymousreply 4003/01/2013

[quote]Wonder what goes on in the Congressional Gym Steam Room?

Perhaps steamy meetings between Aaron Schock and Paul Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 4103/02/2013

That is one rough looking 29 year old. So I'm sure Schock is pleased that while younger at least he looks almost as old as he does.

by Anonymousreply 4203/02/2013

Schock billed the federal government and his campaign for logging roughly 170,000 miles on his personal car between January 2010 and July 2014. But when he sold that Chevrolet Tahoe in July 2014, it had only roughly 80,000 miles on the odometer, according to public records obtained by POLITICO under Illinois open records laws. The documents, in other words, indicate he was reimbursed for 90,000 miles more than his car was ever driven.

Bye-bye Baby!

by Anonymousreply 4303/17/2015

R43. Oooh, that's a good one--worthy of jail time..

by Anonymousreply 4403/17/2015

The Grand Beginning.

by Anonymousreply 4503/17/2015

The End

Off to prison.

by Anonymousreply 4603/17/2015

[quote]Aaron is a self-hating pocket gay.

Is he drowning his sorrow in some DC gay bar tonight? There's no more reason to hide in the closet. If I ever see him, I'd like to spit on him like the gays do to Ken Mehlman.

by Anonymousreply 4703/18/2015

Yesterday, Schocks father said, "Ten years from now, whatever he's doing, he'll be successful at it. I promise you that. Two years from now, he'll be successful ... if he's not in jail."

His view of the possibility of jail goes along with the thinking of most people at DL.

by Anonymousreply 4803/18/2015

R48, link?

by Anonymousreply 4903/18/2015

Go directly to jail! If you pass go, you cannot collect $200.

Aaron's father speaks at link.

by Anonymousreply 5003/18/2015

Princess of Peoria

by Anonymousreply 5103/19/2015

Schock appears to believe that he is special.

When questions were raised about his office makeover, he said, “Well, I’ve never been an old crusty white guy. I’m different.”

His comings and goings were so important that taxpayers and donors had to pay for his own personal photographer, Jonathon Link, to record his lifestyle.

Will the public ever get to see all the taxpayer funded photos of the Schock-Link cozy trip to India? The ones that didn't get uploaded to Instagram are the ones we want to see.

by Anonymousreply 5204/21/2015
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